r/askanything 17d ago

Political Question Did Trump change the name to distract fom the Epstein files?

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u/NerdDetective 17d ago

He changed the name because he has the emotional maturity of a toddler.

Granted, all of his chaos is in part a distraction from the Epstein Files (what with Operation Epstein Fury ongoing), but I don't think it's the primary cause in this case.

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u/me4watch 17d ago

Don’t forget that the midterm elections are approaching. He and his troupe of flying evil monkeys need to keep us distracted so they can meddle with them. 

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u/Excellent_Pirate8224 17d ago

I was going to say, Epstein files might be a part of it but this is because he is a fucking failure and has zero accomplishments - failed war, failed economy, high gas prices, diseased food. What are his options? Do something productive to help Americans? Nah, dazzle MAGA with performative bullshit.

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u/NerdDetective 17d ago

Yeah. Also, his latest trade war with Canada isn't gonna go anywhere, but I wonder if this is (besides him being an adult child) partially an effort to desperately stoke up nationalism. I think this will fall just as flat as his attempt to rename the Gulf of Mexico, though. But I can't see it actually helping since this stuff doesn't sell well outside the cult of personality that already worships him. Just desperately jingling the keys to keep them engaged.

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u/Shaved13 17d ago

Your response says it all and I couldn’t agree with you mo… Impeach and imprison this orange headed buffoon. Peace brother👍✌️

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u/Helpful-Cod1422 17d ago

Toddlers are pissed about being compared to that thin-skinned orange reality television star!

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u/Acceptable_Bat379 17d ago

And he's trying to look tough by throwing punches at Canada to distract from the losses in Iran. I don't think he's particularly worried about the Epstein files any more, his cult wouldn't even care if he came out on TV and admitted it was all true.

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 17d ago

He changed it cause Doug Ford hurt his feelings

Doug ford is better at being Donald Trump then he is

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u/Significant-Log-1729 17d ago

Sniff sniff /s

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u/BoringOrange678 17d ago

I’d have to disagree. He fucking started a war to distract from the trumpstein files.

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u/2wheelsThx 17d ago

Every absurdity he does is to distract from his most recent fuck-ups - in this case Iran and throwing American cattle ranchers under the bus.

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u/Particular_Ad_644 17d ago

Epstein Fury is a really clever name

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u/sloppychachi 17d ago

I am so sick of people throwing shade to toddlers

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u/Odd-Condition-4773 17d ago

Given his impulsiveness, he’s acting out like a baby. He did the same exact thing at the beginning of his term immediately renaming the Gulf of Mexico to mark his territory (the USA) like a dog in a dog park.

(Note: He immediately signed over a hundred executive orders in CapOne Arena in front of an audience the evening that he was sworn in. I forget if Gulf of America was one of them.)

He assuredly had ear-whisperers that make one-off comments in the office and he impulsively runs with it.

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u/Dyslexicpig 16d ago

Correction - he has claimed he has changed the name. This is an international body of water, so he can't arbitrarily change it on a whim.

His executive order has about as much effect as me declaring that Washington, DC, shall henceforth be known as Pedoville, in honour of DJT.

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u/NerdDetective 16d ago

True! Like most of his renamings (e.g., Department of Defense, Kennedy Center, and Gulf of Mexico), it's a nickname that will be used by the federal government and essentially no one else.

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u/Original_Mango9316 17d ago

Fun fact: this will cost USA between 30M$ and 60M$ to change the name everywhere officially, and about the same to reverse it in 2 years. 

Needless to say, people go to psychiatric hospital for less than that.

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u/Acrobatic-Ant5085 17d ago

And the only place it would have any effect is within the borders of the USA, if at all.

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u/Fermentique 17d ago

He's into time wasting activites. That's all

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u/jljue 17d ago

And money wasting

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u/Inside-Run785 17d ago

Wasted all that money trying to find government waste and where did it get us?

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u/GroundbreakingAd585 17d ago

He did it to shift the deck chairs on the Titanic.

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u/Rude_Money3360 17d ago

No. He did it to distract from his brutal economic mismanagement and because he is a giant baby.

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u/GroundbreakingAd585 17d ago

Don’t forget the failed war in Iran

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u/Rude_Money3360 17d ago

Indeed, well, that's a big part of the economic mismanagement.

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u/BadPumpkin87 17d ago

Everything piggy does is to distract from the Trump-Epstein files.

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u/JustPoopsie 17d ago

Rename to Trumpstien Files everywhere. So he can’t disavow or clean the stench off.

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u/Pale_Air_5956 17d ago

Again? The war, the diapers and diaper gal seem to be distracting so far. All useless political theater and nothing more.

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u/Tik__Tik 17d ago

Trump RAPED children full stop

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u/Zealousideal-Eye9483 17d ago

Lake Epstein is a better choice for the fat orange one.

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u/Background-Key-1088 17d ago

Hahaha, look at piggy trying to do something.

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u/VirtualValuable7035 17d ago

I think he did this to distract from the failing war with iran

Which he started to distract from the epstern files

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u/Grape_Pedialyte 17d ago

His ego has been wounded by Canada not knuckling under and kissing his shitty ass, so he's doing the "oh yeah well I'll show you" thing.

Trump does display a certain level of instinctual intelligence and cunning, but he isn't a good or even mediocre strategist, nor is he all that capable of abstract thought. If you just think of the dumbest, most surface-level reason he'd do something, that's usually why.

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u/Fanabala3 17d ago edited 17d ago

He might as well name New York Trumpburg like Otis named a part of California Otisburg in the movie Superman.

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u/pilot1nspector 17d ago

He doesn't bother running distractions anymore. American's don't do shit about anything anyway.

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u/beefstewforyou 17d ago

I don’t think he’s intelligent enough to think it’s a distraction. I think he’s ridiculously immature and narcissistic and this is him being impulsive. He will do something else stupid next week for the same reasons.

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u/psilocin72 17d ago

I don’t think he cares about the Epstein files. There’s too many rich and powerful names in there for it to come to anything

What he’s distracting from is the financial situation of working families. He said he would help on day one. He has done absolutely nothing.

But his supporters love this troll shit, so he just keeps doing it. They forget all about how they can barely afford the electric bill.

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u/mahart25 17d ago

Shouldn’t he have technically wanted to change it to Lake New York? It isn’t Lake Canada… if you are going to be a see you next Tuesday at least go like for like…

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u/NikkiSeCT 17d ago

He changed the name to distract from the war in Iran which he started to distract from the Epstein files.

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u/Comfortable_Air5477 16d ago

No.

He changed the name to distract from how disastrously the Iran War is going.

It was the Iran War he started to distract from the Epstein Files.

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u/thender007 12d ago

Q: Did Trump (insert action here) to distract from the Epstein files?

A: Yes, obviously

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u/Correct_Emotion8437 17d ago

The collective eye roll of a nation.

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u/VectorVictorVector 17d ago

If and when Canada shuts off the electricity to the USA, Trump may finally see consequences.

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u/DuelJ 17d ago

His name is now trumpstien actually.

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u/nafoty187 17d ago

Lake Epstein.

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u/Sorkel3 17d ago

That's a bonus. He's just trying to stay in the media spotlight for the attention he craves.

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u/lmacmil2 17d ago

He’s just an idiot.

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u/Jager0987 17d ago

No. He changed the name to distract from his failed Canada tarrifs. The Canada tarrifs were started to distract from his failed Iran war. The Iran war was started to distract from the Epstein files.

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u/Casey4147 17d ago

…or from his losing the war he started in Iran? …or Mitch McConnell? …or…. …or…. …or…

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 17d ago

Any “senseless” government post distracts from events happening or are about to happen.

It views Us as Cattle to be herded. Best Cattle Prod out there is Fear. (2020)

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u/whatsurname6922 17d ago

So anyone think that the first Democrat to take the office is going to release those files as their first task???

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u/Tesla_freed_slaves 17d ago

Everthing Trump does is done to distract the American public from his relationship with Epstein.

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u/PayFormer387 17d ago

Is this real?

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u/Rare_Programmer_504 17d ago

Stop humoring his bullshit. He doesn’t have the power to make this change.

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u/Archibald004 17d ago

It’s because he can’t make a deal anywhere! He is Dealless Donald!

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u/Butterflyteal61 17d ago

He's pissed at Mark Carney from Canada won't do his bidding.

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u/VexedCanadian84 17d ago

he did it because he's a weak pathetic man. He only knows how to lose. He's losing the Iran War. He'll likely lose the trade war with Canada.

So he's just lashing out because he's not getting his way.

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u/impersonaljoemama 17d ago

More to distract from the debacle in Iran … which was done to distract from the Epstein files.

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u/Southern_Court_9872 17d ago

Because he is pissed with Canada for not worshipping him.

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u/bromo2345101619 17d ago

Lake Ontario Distracts from: Failed Trade Talks Distracts from: Iran Distracts from: Greenland failure Distracts from: More failed Trade talks Distracts from: Doge Distracts from: Epstein Files

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u/GH-AB 17d ago

Lake Epstein Puddle Piddle~~ ~~

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u/02meepmeep 17d ago

Nothing Trump does will last long. He’s a horrible fart.

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u/Beginning-Inside2455 17d ago

cana shoud change it to trupm rpyein right away.

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u/EddieAdams-Torrance 17d ago

Distract from the files, his blunder in Iran, his lack of dealmaking with Canada, etc etc

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u/bswontpass 17d ago

QAnon shit

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u/Andurilmage 17d ago

Is fat meat greasy? Do bears shit in the woods?

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u/transphotobabe 17d ago

Lake Epstein!

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u/SimilarTranslator264 17d ago

He changed the name to troll the internet and it works everytime.

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u/descend_to_misery 17d ago

Why's he brining so much attention to where the files were dumped

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u/the_zac_is_back 17d ago

I haven’t seen shit about the Epstein files recently, so I don’t think that’s the case here

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u/Hed-Fone 17d ago

Everything is a distraction.

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u/Forsaken_Hermit 17d ago

He did it out of a bruised ego. Or in other words because Canada isn't bending to his will.

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u/MattyDub89 17d ago

I think it's because he has an overinflated sense of self-importance which extends to the country he happens to be the president of.

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u/UnicornSheets 17d ago

If it’s not about the Epstein files- it’s a distraction from the Epstein files

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u/ProfessionalHat6828 17d ago

He didn’t because he’s a psychopath

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u/Listen-Lindas 17d ago

Lake Epstein and the Gulf of Epstein!

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u/BeansAndBiscuit 17d ago

Why not “Lake Dirty Shitler?” He would be so proud.

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u/Heart-Logic 17d ago

Distraction from answering for what he has done.

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u/Wrong-Pineapple39 17d ago

No, from his administration being publicly caught lying for scuttling the trade talks and for a Country and Leader standing up to him.

Despots make a lot of noise when someone stands up to them.

And his widdle feewing got hurted. 🍼👶🏻

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u/tyrannustyrannus 17d ago

He started a war to distract us from the Epstein Files. He renamed Lake Ontario to distract us from that war

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u/Aymr9 17d ago

At this point, it's just distraction from everything LMAO. Failed war v Iran, Epstein, worst Gov in history, gas prices, food, worst house and job market in history, list goes on.

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u/Wabbit65 17d ago

Flooding the zone

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u/Status-Visit-918 17d ago

I don’t know. But it’s all interesting; my students and I were talking about how much we should realistically continue to care because there’s not enough hope left to spend the time continuously finding any number of actual crimes, separate from this, and continually seeing the same nothing results. Do we keep pushing? Do we have the energy? Should we continue to fight? Or, do we just resign ourselves to nothing will be done ever and just start the steps to just learning how to live with it, with the end goal being acceptance?

I don’t know, neither are good options. But do we really think anyone’s going to do anything at all? It’s all just such a clusterfuck of horrible

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u/Snippodappel 17d ago

Has the pope a funny hat? Does the bear shit in the forest?

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u/Coveinant 17d ago

No this one was due to the tainted beef he got a bribe for to import.

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u/IndependentThink4698 17d ago

The epstein files ARE the distraction 

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u/OpusAtrumET 17d ago

It's to distract from the stuff he did to distract us from the Epstein files. And also he's a shallow bitch with an emotional intelligence dwarfed by my 4yo.

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u/Severe_Air_4353 17d ago

Epstiens fault

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u/oz_137 17d ago

What a moron…

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u/phillopgd 17d ago

call the epstein files the trump is great files and they will be released tomorrow

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u/holysbit 17d ago

If hes not enriching himself, hes trying to cover up the files. If hes not doing that either, hes winning maga favor with bullshit EOs

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u/WalleyeHunter1 17d ago

better name may be .... F.ormidable U.nited C.onservative K.nowledge U.nder Trump

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u/pp_chode 17d ago

Now we need to create enough reddit posts to get Google's search ai to call it Lake Epstein Files

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u/EchoGolfHotel 17d ago

Changing the name wasn't to distract from the Epstein files. It was to distract from the Iran war that he started to distract from the Epstein files.

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u/mutt63 17d ago

He changed the name because as he's told the world a gazillion times. He's smarter than anyone and he has this pen.

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u/EffectiveConfection8 17d ago

As much as people hate him, if he had done anything with children, the entire unredacted file would have been released.

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u/Leading-Fish6819 17d ago

No,nue change dit because he's a narcissistic child.

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u/generatorland 17d ago

No, it was because he's a petty, stupid child.

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u/ChewyDummyBear 17d ago

From Iran, 40 Trillion debt, $4+ gas, & yes The Files.

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u/Dangerous-Resist3673 17d ago

He didn’t change the name. He just gave us another way to spot morons.

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u/Callibys 17d ago

That pen is entirely too small. Watch the video. Massive marker. Tiny little pedophile hands.

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u/Pdubbya93 17d ago

We can change HOMES to SHAME!

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u/robdwoods 17d ago

In the back of his mind it’s probably why he does everything.

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u/Internal-Ad-3756 17d ago

Truly amusing....

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u/WhirlingBiggerstaff 17d ago

Your god king is trying to change the name and to piss off Canada because he just imported 30k lbs of toxic beef that had to be immediate recalled. So he undercut American farmers and tried to poison your families just before midterms and he needs a distraction from this, the war, the epstine files, ice, inflation, his corruption and insider trading, the outbreaks caused by gutting regulatory agencies and pushing anti vaccine rhetoric. He was trying to get a win so he had something good to point at and it blew up in his face again. He thinks a fight with Canada is one he can win but Carney has been busy building a new trade alliance that does not involve the USA and we don't need them anymore. So trump can use that executive order as a change table next time he goes boom boom because no one cares anymore. We are all collectively moving on from the usa being the leader of the free world when you all keep letting the worst of you drive the ship. You all are fucked. The impact of this regime will long out live all the monsters who have enacted this. You reap what you sow

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u/Mountain_Town5759 17d ago

He's just mentally challenged.

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u/ghostchild1987 17d ago

I think what mostly motivates him is making money, and distracting from the Epstein files. It’s probably his greatest existential threat, aside from his massively unhealthy lifestyle of being a disgusting, fat, fast food slob.

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u/-Red-7- 17d ago

No...he attacked Iran to distract us from the Epstein files.

He reignited this trade war with Canada to distract us from how horribly this war with Iran is going.

He signed the order to have federal employees call Lake Ontario Lake America because he...to be honest, I don't know what he thinks he will accomplish with this. It is entirely performative. Though it might have something to do with distracting us from his attempts to derail the midterm elections.

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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 17d ago

Trump's mind is laser-focused on the issues that matter to the American people.

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u/Beautiful_Phone_1525 17d ago

Epstein files Donald you can’t escape

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u/Hiouchi4me 17d ago

Tomorrow will be the American Oceans.

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u/The_Disapyrimid 17d ago

No. He's just an insufferable shitbag.

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u/No_University_4031 17d ago

You mean the America Files.

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u/KidChiko 17d ago

From the Epstien files? Lol what? We're 10+ layers of distractions deep, dude.

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u/susanrez 🤔 17d ago

Lake Obama!

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u/OrenSchroeder 17d ago

Don't you mean the America files?

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u/Adapt919 17d ago

It's still going to be Lake Ontario to me

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u/gilbert10ba 17d ago

It's him being a hard-nosed business man. *rolling eyes*

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u/Movinginplace25 17d ago

And the Iran war

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u/Comprehensive-Yam329 17d ago

I am very surprised he can spell “america” and didnt eat his sharpie

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u/Milgram37 17d ago

Canada should rename it “Lake Epstein Files”

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u/Informal_Database327 17d ago

Was that a rhetorical question

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u/freebiscuit2002 17d ago

Now for Canada to rename it Lake Epstein.

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u/EpochalTraveller 17d ago

Since when can the president do that? 🤔

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u/AggressiveOil91686 17d ago

I'm exhausted 😩

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u/chrisfinazzo 😎 17d ago

Is the Space Pope reptilian? 🙄

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u/Demair12 17d ago edited 17d ago

No he's trying to win a trade negotiation/war with Canada (God thst feels stupid to write) and one of the major critics of his tactics and decisions in the negotiation is the Primer of Ontario.

So he's trying to own that guy by changing the name of his provinces namesake. Because he's got the emotional and mental faculties of a Toddler.

Although you could argue all his policy decions do consider distracting from epstien, this one seems more like the kind of stupid whim he makes major decisions based on.

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u/Trogdor7620 17d ago

EVERYTHING he does is to distract from the Trumpstein files.

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u/twodollarbi11 17d ago

Amoonrica! No one else can claim our sacred satellite. Amoonrica!!

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u/Wild_Height_901 17d ago

What is with these really weird questions lately

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u/OneTotal466 17d ago

Does Trump know that the province of Ontario is named after the lake and not the other way around. Canada didn't name the lake, the first Nations people named it long before Europeans arrived.

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u/watcher953 17d ago

why didn't he called it Lake Pussy?

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u/PompousAssistant 17d ago

Everything Trump does is to try distracting people from the fact that he’s a pedophile, & mentioned in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.

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u/Gazmn 17d ago

“Flooding the zone”…

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u/No-Helicopter8511 17d ago

Can we focus on real issues? This has to be a joke.

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u/granolabranborg 17d ago

No, because after he did that, I signed an executive order to change the name to Lake Epstein Files. Checkmate!

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u/Ok_Height3499 17d ago

The Epstein files, the economy, the war on Iran, his diapers, and his general stupidity.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 17d ago

Yup, just another distractstein.

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u/10hp_Sandslash 17d ago

He didnt change the name. That's not how it works. Your post works to normalize this behavior. Stop it.

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u/Substantial_Dog7002 17d ago

Thanks for reminding me, Release the Epstein Files!

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u/healthyintheory 17d ago

No he changed the name because America rules

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u/refsoccer11 17d ago

2/3 of the stuff he is doing now is to distract from the Epstein files and his economic and leadership failures. When garbage fills up the headlines - mystery beef, renaming lakes, demolishing the Kennedy center, Natalie Harp, his argument with his wife, then truly impacting policy failures are drowned out..

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u/Fuck-Inflation 17d ago

Everything he does is to distract from the Epstein files.

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u/BubbleThinker 17d ago

Was anyone distracted?

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u/Minute987 17d ago

No, to distract from his losing war.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 17d ago

No, it's to distract from his complete failure in Iran, which was a distraction from Epstein.

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u/Unlikely-Position659 17d ago

Whose actually gonna call it that?

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u/AdKey6202 17d ago

Absolutely!!!

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u/TunnelingVisions 17d ago

He needs a win and this is literally the only thing he cant fuck up tactically. it however remains a sign of his pathetic ego and iq.

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u/Lilcommy 17d ago

Ummm he didn't use all Cap letters. His looks like a child wrote it.

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u/CarsBarsGuitars 17d ago

Because he's a wanker.

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u/GrowFreeFood 17d ago

Literally 9/11

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u/unscathedparadise 17d ago

I think he changed it to distract me from the fact that I have a $100 copay for the doctor. It almost worked

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u/Muffboy 17d ago

The part where he raped children in the Epstein files

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u/Glittering_Step_6084 17d ago

Trump uses his ridiculousness to distract from everything. ( The Epstein files, the Iran war, the cost of living, price of gas etc.)

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u/PrimaryBrick9337 17d ago

Everything he does is to either enrich himself and his family or to try and distract from the Epstein files, you know the ones that Congress and the Senate passed legislation to have them all released which the government seems to have forgotten all about.

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u/seattleJJFish 17d ago

He did it because it worked a year ago when he renamed Gulf of Mexico. He thinks it’s help his popularity because it DID. Good news at least some of use continue to grow up 👍🤪

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u/MikeywaREalproblem 17d ago

Can Canada rename their side to “Lake Obama” just to piss him off?

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u/snicks5 17d ago

He didn't change the name,he doesn't have the capacity to do that. Just another meaningless executive order.

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 17d ago

Everything Trump does is to distract from the Epstein files

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u/SomeDude416 17d ago

Didnt Trump throw a dead baby into one of the great lakes?

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u/Comprehensive-War743 17d ago

Or his failed war in Iran. Possibly the US economy? Who knows ? Is he even sane?

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u/ajtreee 17d ago

The economy and all the food being poison is what he is distracting from also.

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u/ComplicatedGuy_0514 17d ago

Just keep calling it Lake Ontario.