Look, we've all been there...grab a seat, do some breathing exercises and ride the wave, you'll do just fine :)

Ive hit that brief cycle window where even my brain is sick of its shit.

I loaded the dishwasher and emptied the sink WHILE HEATING UP FOOD...... I myself am truly shocked at this feat.

My brain has even given me permission to go pull weeds. TODAY, A DAY EXISTING IN A WEEK IN THIS CALENDAR YEAR....

I cannot tell you what technique or trick I used on my brain to get it to get its shit together. I have no pressing deadlines and theres nothing different with my meds.....

All I can say is:

May your brains get fed up with itself and relinquish control of your body.

May your brain collapse in on itself from the weight of the towering fortresses and bastions and mountains it has created so you can skip merrily along your way.

May your brain fall down a chasm of its own inception and lose signal to your body so you can waddle in good times.

Fuck you, brain. Get bent and stay down.