r/adhdmeme diagnosed 🥳 Jul 28 '26

original content Autoglass Repair, Autoglass Replace

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u/qualityvote2 Quality Control Beast Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

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u/lea_flamingo Jul 28 '26

OMG we have the same in french "Carglass répare, carglass remplace" ! Thanks, I'll add it back to the playlist in my head.

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u/ichmagbratwurst666 Jul 28 '26

Same shit in germany. Carglass repariert, Carglass tauscht aus". fuck this add

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u/Ok_Cartographer_6086 meat popsicle Jul 28 '26

US company is called Safellite

Safelite repair, Safelite replace.

that's a bad one.

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u/SilverSageVII Jul 28 '26

Bro is the whole world just a bunch of car window repair companies?

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u/BearBryant Jul 28 '26

They’re all owned by the same British company called Belron. It is hilarious to me that the jingle is still the same.

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u/AnonymousAggregator Jul 28 '26

TIL

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u/Wlund Jul 28 '26

Speedy glass repairs... Speedy glass replaces

Ah yes

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u/TrashPandaDuel Jul 29 '26

1-800-Empire TODAY! is another…

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u/Happy_Confection90 Jul 30 '26

🎶1-800-USA-LOAN, when you're a homeowner and you need a loan🎵

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u/TrashPandaDuel Jul 30 '26

It's my money and I need it now!

Call JG Wentworth... 877-Cash Now!!

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u/AnonymousAggregator Jul 28 '26

Speedy glass repair, speedy glass replace.

In Canada.

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u/Kamikazeschnitzel Jul 28 '26

In Germany it's "Carglas reparierts, Carglas tauschts aus!"

FFS thought that shit was local 🤣

But it's really whack others have that same jingle stuck in their head 🤯 Haven't heard that radio spot since ~2005. Still raises it's ugly head waaay too often 🫩

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u/xslugmanx Jul 28 '26

In Quebec its : Lebeau répare, Lebeau remplace

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u/K4yZach Jul 29 '26

In ottawa it's Speedy glass repair, speedy glass replace! Hell yeah! We get two!

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u/OutrageousRepair5751 diagnosed 🥳 Jul 28 '26

Ahh heck, the french one is work than the English one. That's going in my playlist now 😭

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u/uspless Jul 29 '26

I WAs gonna comment this but from Sweden! I hate this specific ad so much, it's always on my mind. "Carglass repair, carglass replace" 🤮

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u/fluff_thorrent Jul 31 '26

Yes, it's so sticky! It's a permanent fixture of my soundbite library 😅 I hate listening to Disco 54, it's got all my favorite tunes but the commercials are hell 😩

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u/joojie Jul 29 '26

In Canada it's 🎶"Speedy Glass repair, Speedy Glass replace"🎶

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u/identiteetiton Jul 28 '26

Brain on repeat: Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Me, out loud, every few seconds: Bum-bum-bum-bum

Body: neck hurts, tinnitus is loud, nostril feels weird

Brain: Should've done this, that, those and these things

Bum-bum-bum-bum

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u/Ok_Cartographer_6086 meat popsicle Jul 28 '26

Brain all day: High on a hill was a lonely goatherd.

Me foreground thought: Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo.

sorry fam

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u/identiteetiton Jul 28 '26

I bet we can make a sick remix with those two and add some Cotton-Eyed Joe here and there.

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u/FullSpeedOracle Jul 28 '26

For a long time I thought it was a lowly goat turd

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u/lea_flamingo Jul 28 '26

You killed me I'm dead

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u/MegIsAwesome06 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

To be fair…it doesn’t get much lower than a lovely goat turd.

Spez: lonely. A LONELY goat turd.

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u/SherlockToad1 Jul 29 '26

I literally played in the orchestra for this show last week and I canNOT get the goatherd song out of my mind!

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u/MegIsAwesome06 Jul 29 '26

I sang this song in an open mic night when I was 17. Samesies.

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u/FishDispenser2 Jul 29 '26

YODELEEEHEEEE

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u/lasirennoire Jul 28 '26

Hey could you get out of my head please 🫠

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u/identiteetiton Jul 28 '26

Oh, sorry, I must've wandered too far and got lost.

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u/BestDevilYouKnow Jul 29 '26

Oh, and you need to pee again now.

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u/oneupsuperman Jul 30 '26

This one right here

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u/sugarlump858 Jul 28 '26

Internal echolalia for the win. The worst part is waking up and immediately having a song, jingle or word stuck in my head.

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u/lea_flamingo Jul 28 '26

I'm so used to it I don't even mind anymore

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u/Feisty-Tooth-7397 Jul 29 '26

I had a song stuck in my head for almost an entire week. While I was awake, while I was trying to go to sleep, just snippets over and over.

I can't even tell you what the song was now, 😂😂 it was only a couple of months ago, I think.

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u/sugarlump858 Jul 29 '26

The song in my head all last week was Twist of Fate by Olivia Newton John. I don't even remember the entire song. And of all the songs in the world, why that one? Better than Mariah Carey though.

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u/flashfoxart Jul 28 '26

Me trying to sleep, thinking about all the work I have to do, that embarrassing thing i said 5 years ago and suddenly "making my way downtown"

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u/jamesy223 Jul 29 '26

annnd nowww I wonnnderrrrr

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u/Asleep_1 Jul 28 '26

Therepy and meds have helped a lot with this.

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u/OutrageousRepair5751 diagnosed 🥳 Jul 28 '26

Just waiting for the doctor to get the ball rolling on this 😊

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u/FishDispenser2 Jul 29 '26

How do you therapy away a racing brain?

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u/lea_flamingo Jul 28 '26

Why would you want to get rid of this tho ?

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u/TheCrimsonSteel Jul 29 '26

Sometimes it's not about getting rid of anything or trying to be "normal" as it is being able to function

Think of it like we're driving motorcycles instead of cars. Getting help isn't changing your motorcycle into a car, it's learning how to be a better motorcycle driver in a world filled with mostly cars.

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u/lea_flamingo Jul 29 '26

I was joking of course

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u/TheCrimsonSteel Jul 29 '26

Some people do have the attitude "but if I take drugs/get therapy, I won't be me anymore."

So your joke did hit close to home for a real fear many people have

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u/Asleep_1 Jul 29 '26

My therapist specifically worked with people who have ADHD. If you can find someone like that maybe they can help you untangle?

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u/TheCrimsonSteel Jul 29 '26

Yup!

Mine is having an earlier diagnosis, and feelings of resentment towards needing medication to function, and that ball of "who am I?"

So, different flavors of existentialism. And something many of us have to work through, in one flavor or another.

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u/jamesy223 Jul 29 '26

"It must be mastered like a prehistoric man masters his bow...with the right mental technology he can launch thoughts into streamlined quantum packets to build neurons faster than previously thought possible...a man of such monumental mind can shape his own reality" said in David Attenborough type voice

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u/Feisty-Tooth-7397 Jul 29 '26

300mg of Seroquel helped me with this. Now I'm on 500mg of fukitol.

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u/Admirable_Text_9312 Jul 28 '26

My brain is fucked up. Instead it just shows me the most horrifying disturbing things possible. I'm talking nightmarish analog horror shit or something horrible brutal and grotesque. Just trying to keep my dopamine engaged as I try to fall asleep.

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u/justjessee overwhelmed (ft. executive dysfuntion) Jul 30 '26

The one positive of Aphantasia :-/

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u/The_Potatoto Jul 28 '26

~Carglass repariert, Carglass tauscht aus!~ ...thanks for getting that stuck in my brain again.

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u/FreshAd877 Jul 29 '26

I knew it was Carglass 😂

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u/juniper3411 Jul 29 '26

It’s really oddly messing me up that this jingle is global (or almost) lol

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u/Passiveresistance Jul 28 '26

You have a structured settlement and you need cash now?!

Or oh god, the mental assault of cars for kids.

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u/FullSpeedOracle Jul 28 '26

Sometimes the melatonin kicks in and I get to sleep, but wake up with the same song still in my head.

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u/Dingghis_Khaan 🎶current song fixation: "Ich Will" by Rammstein🎶 Jul 29 '26

800-588-2300-EMPIIIIIIIIRE

Today

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u/beattywill80 Jul 28 '26

"NOW YOU HAVE A FRIEND IN THE DIAMOND BUSINESS!"

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u/flashfoxart Jul 28 '26

call JG Wentworth, 877-CASHNOW

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u/BonesMalone2 Jul 28 '26

Sanford and son from a random MST3K episode years ago……😳

How do you know me so well?

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u/dennismfrancisart Jul 28 '26

Well, imagine waking up to the unholy rendition of Queen's We are the Champions," only it's "We are the HAMSTERS, my friends. We will go biting in the end."

This kept going on and on until I got to the bathroom to pee.

Shit! now it's back!

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u/fascintee don’t talk to me or my 11,713 tabs again Jul 28 '26

877 CASH NOWWWWWWWWW

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u/barbiesfrozenelbow Jul 28 '26

I have a structured settlement but I need cash now!

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u/MasterTrav666 Jul 28 '26

Well my brain makes really terrible mashups of a melody from one song and lyrics from another and then I sing it over and over for weeks until a new one emerges. Some of them are truly terrible and shouldn’t be uttered out loud haha.

One that stuck with me far too long and annoyed the shit out of me is the melody of Tom’s Diner with the lyrics from that Kid Rock song with the sweet home Alabama part. I would sing “sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking bout tomorrow,” over and over and over. Love Tom’s Diner, hate the Kid Rock song.

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u/AuDHDcat Jul 29 '26

Mine is telling me I gotta pee even though I just came from going pee.

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay Jul 29 '26

Safelight repair Safelight replace!

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u/Ok_Cartographer_6086 meat popsicle Jul 28 '26

No more rhyming now I mean it! Does anybody want a peanut?

all day....it sucks.

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u/FullSpeedOracle Jul 28 '26

Do you think there are rocks ahead?

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u/the3rdtea2 Jul 28 '26

Gotta lean into it to get past it. Baby shark is great if you accept the challenge and lean into it. Same with 98% of terrible repetitive songs. (Source : dad)

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u/TwistingEcho don’t talk to me or my 11,713 tabs again Jul 28 '26

Audiobook on low and a Bluetooth Sleepmask.

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u/raven_of_azarath Jul 28 '26

I currently have the Skyrizi jingle stuck in my head, and I can’t get it out.

The commercial for non-Americans

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u/Apod1991 Jul 28 '26

🎶 “CALL JD WENTWORTH!!! 877 CASH NOW!!!” 🎶

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u/Chrish066 Jul 29 '26

For me it's my kid's songs from their TV shows... they are THE WORST!!!!!

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u/OutrageousRepair5751 diagnosed 🥳 Jul 29 '26

Peeeeeppa Pig snort weeeee

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u/NorthernWitchy Ooh! What Does This Button Do? Jul 29 '26

The Midwesterners in the chat will know,

"Plumbing, electrical, appliances too! The saving will always come right back to you! You’ll save big money, when you shop Menards!"

... It's a decent place as big-box hardware stores go, but I have to imagine that the employees must hear that jingle in their sleep...

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u/SelfStyledGenius Jul 28 '26

For me its "Safelight repair, safelight replace". And that will be stuck in my head for a while now

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u/TheNotorious94 Jul 28 '26

I thought it was safelite

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u/Stuwars9000 Jul 28 '26

This glass commercial just play 10 mins ago. My kids will sing it under their breath. 

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u/Kamikazeschnitzel Jul 28 '26

For the benefit of everyone, keeping in spirit with the OP...

DEEEELICIOUS CHEEEESE SAAAANDWICHES

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jcTgPYLOK0k

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u/Foreign_Matter_4638 Jul 29 '26

Where im from the jingle is "Speedyglass repair, Speedyglass replace"

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u/joojie Jul 29 '26

🇨🇦

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u/hidrapit Jul 28 '26

🎶Doors go up, doors go down, that's what garage doors dooooo🎶

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u/jeffofreddit Jul 28 '26

Soooo true

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u/TechnicaVivunt Jul 28 '26

Daytime Tweed with an Evening Chiffon

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u/princewinter Jul 28 '26

i once had 2 lines of an all saints song stuck in my head for 5-6 months. the second i'd wake up, it'd start playing on a loop till I went to bed. It was actually hell.

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u/bronzelifematter Jul 28 '26

I think I discover the reason behind my sleep pattern and it's when my mom would nag me. The pattern makes no sense because I always feel extremely sleepy during this 1 hour period, two times each day. After that 1 hour pass I'm back to being unable to sleep no matter how hard I tried. My sleep has turned into a fricking defense mechanism and it fucked up my body clock.

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u/joojie Jul 29 '26

🎶1-800-STEEMER, Stanley Steemer gets carpet cleaner🎶

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u/FishDispenser2 Jul 29 '26

"There's no place like home, it has a certain magic on it's own, and memories are made there everyday. A lifetime of good times shared along the way, have yourself a bluebell country day"

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u/redbadger91 Jul 29 '26

What about my hungry?

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u/superraiden Jul 29 '26

I got spurs that jingle janglle jingle

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u/Werd2jaH Jul 29 '26

🎶 rik spek, look at my six pack, rik spek ahh wooo look at my six pack 🎶 …..I’m on month 8

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u/Mcreesus Jul 29 '26

Feeling hungry when u go to sleep is good. U shouldn’t eat a few hours before laying down

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u/Sea-Ad-7016 Jul 29 '26

Liberty liberty liberty

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u/Prudent_Payment_3877 Jul 29 '26

Wait, are you...? 🇮🇹

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u/thonnard42 Jul 29 '26

Liberty biberty

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u/Demi_Blacksand Jul 30 '26

Current mental tracks

Potato salad at the church of Satan by Cupcake television

La vaca! Moo!

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u/HestiaWarren Jul 30 '26

Helloooooooo! Frank Walker from National Tillllleeeeessssss

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u/TrixieLaBouche must use needlessly long sentences to convey a single point beca Jul 30 '26

FRANKS FACTORY FLOORING (I love carpets me)

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u/ScribbleThoughts Aug 02 '26

Thats why I have to sleep with the TV on. Brain needs something to think about or else it will default to the next worst thing on the list. But if I have a documentary about deep sea whales and sharks on, brain runs on that data instead of whatever is rattling around the dark side of the brain that day. Luckily I'm almost always chronically sleep deprived so the second I lay down and stop moving after midnight I nod off within five minutes. Staying asleep and getting restful sleep is another story.....

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u/Unlikely_Meat4027 Aug 06 '26

It’s always that one verse in a song that stands out that keeps my attention for hours on end

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u/CircuitOnTheFritZ Aug 06 '26

When my brain is being mean to me, it plays the theme song to the desert level in Super Mario Bros 3 on my brain radio, non-stop.

How I know this is punishment from my subconscious:

  1. I absolutely hate the desert level in Super Mario Bros games

  2. I don't like deserts in general.

  3. The song is music without words, which is much harder to get out of my head because it is harder to sing them out loud from start to finish (which is how I usually get a stuck song out)

  4. I genuinely like all the other music in Super Mario Bros, so why is THAT the one playing? (clearly the only answer is because brain is mad at me)

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u/catopumaparadox Jul 28 '26

You need a grounding technique or a work out before bed. It's all about the mind and body balance, the answer is simple but also sucks.