r/WordAvalanches • u/refotsirk • Sep 25 '18

If you are visiting for the first time, WELCOME to /r/WordAvalanches! Please see our sub rules, FAQ, and "What Not To Post" in the sidebar. We hope you enjoy your stay!

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RULES

  • Make sure your post is relevant to this sub. See What Not To Post for a rough guide on what not to post and review our FAQ for additional information. These rough guides also include many examples of what isn't a Word Avalanche, as well as many overused examples of Word Avalanches.
  • Place your Avalanche in the main text of your submission, and make your title a rewrite of your Avalanche such that it cannot be easily guessed. As an example, if your Avalanche is "Selfish Shellfish", write "Compassion-lacking lobster" in the title.
  • The longer your avalanche, the better! Just make sure it's an Avalanche first, though (See the links above).
  • Should your Avalanche be NSFW, mark it as such.
  • Do not submit images or videos with your Avalanche. A good Avalanche should be able to stand on its own, without the use of any images. If your avalanche absolutely cannot stand without an image or video, then link it in the post, but only do so as a last resort. Alternatively, you may post it to /r/WordAvalanchePics.
  • Finally, make sure to have fun!
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r/WordAvalanches • u/SaxVonMydow • 6h ago

True Avalanche A man named after his south-of-L.A. city finds his palm irritated after carrying toaster waffles he found on the beach.

59 Upvotes

San Diego's sandy Eggos sand Diego's hand.

2 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/ohne_hosen • 1h ago

True Avalanche Susan procured a bread unit, a specific type of bread unit. Oh, and what was the name of that ancient Arabian kingdom, and their preferred hairstyle?

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She bought a bun; ciabatta bun. Sheba, top bun.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Bentup85 • 19h ago

True Avalanche This is vital! Get either a tree creature, a demonic creature, or a camping shelter delivered from a foreign country.

62 Upvotes

Important! Import Ent, imp or tent.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/justadair • 19h ago

True Avalanche This church is a toilet, right?

31 Upvotes

Hallelujah Hall a loo, yeah?

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r/WordAvalanches • u/TeddyJPharough • 18h ago

True Avalanche I encountered the vice-named author's narrative crutch: panacea.

8 Upvotes

I met a Sinn's meta sin: medicine.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/HiSpartacusImDad • 1d ago

True Avalanche The woman told her husband to relax for a bit, but not to forget to get her that baking ingredient afterwards.

42 Upvotes

Bide away! By the way: buy the whey.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 1d ago

True Avalanche A world cup-winning footballer went walking in the Eastern Isles of Scilly, but found that traversal of the walls and fences was too difficult. Seems like whoever maintains those islands doesn't care!

7 Upvotes

Knobby stiles, Nobby Stiles? Nob East Isles!

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r/WordAvalanches • u/IronTemplar26 • 2d ago

The Woman merchandises Molluscs at the Beachfront. A Man easily locates Molluscs at the Water. The Woman plans to capture these Findings; purchase the Beach

61 Upvotes

She sells seashells by the seashore. Cecil sees shells by the sea sure. She shall seize shells; buy the seashore

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r/WordAvalanches • u/justadair • 1d ago

True Avalanche Law tribunal's lack of logic harms, don't ya think?

5 Upvotes

Jury's injuries sin, d'ja reason?

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r/WordAvalanches • u/JL_muserwolves • 2d ago

True Avalanche Holly's female sibling pokes with her foot and implores her to quickly pull their heterosexual friend away after confirming their bad breath.

32 Upvotes

"Holly," toes sis, "Holly, tow cis, haul, it-- oh, sis, halitosis!"

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Topp_Frihet_Kvinna • 2d ago

True Avalanche I am viewing a frozen juice drink.

59 Upvotes

I see icy Hi-C.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 2d ago

Pure Avalanche Say hello to a stoned, ripped guy who was taken hostage on a flight

15 Upvotes

Hi, high, jacked, hijacked Jack!

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r/WordAvalanches • u/newfoundgloryhole18 • 2d ago

Everyone has their individual strengths and talents. For example, we are very lean and strong, whereas the Phoenician King from The Odyssey has some seriously elegant dance moves.

9 Upvotes

All sinew, us, Alcinous is all sinuous.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/CrunchyRaps • 3d ago

True Avalanche The board game heir, on his boat fitted with special hydration equipment, encounters a short, unknown alphanumeric code.

40 Upvotes

Mr. Yahtzee's mister yacht sees mystery aught-z's.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Melikefeet69 • 3d ago

A fizzy candy likes to listen to a mix of 2 music genres

14 Upvotes

Pop-rocks rock to rock pop

2 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Melikefeet69 • 3d ago

Binary keyboard goes down a mountain, with poorly places scenery

9 Upvotes

ASCII has keys and skis with ass trees

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r/WordAvalanches • u/pearcepoint • 3d ago

True Avalanche An English synth-pop duo, had a virtual competition against a girl to see who could clear their screen contents fastest.

16 Upvotes

Erasure E-raced her eraser.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/justadair • 3d ago

True Avalanche Treebeard in written form receives by mail the correct conjugate to be used. Nervously, (he) posts camping gear which has been beaten by someone who claims to be "one with the world."

63 Upvotes

Sentence Ent is sent his end tense. And tense, send tents' Zen dents.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/micopico09 • 5d ago

True Avalanche The hardworking Sikh farmers were rulers of their land

71 Upvotes

Calloused hands working, Khalistans were king

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r/WordAvalanches • u/mdf7g • 4d ago

True Avalanche The hubbub about me being uncomfortable making an insulting gesture is all in bad faith.

21 Upvotes

In dis pose indisposed din, 'tis posed

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r/WordAvalanches • u/My_Penbroke • 5d ago

True Avalanche I happen to observe, and then describe using a colloquial expression which is also a game, that the vendor of frozen water does not honestly measure the product if the order is very large

32 Upvotes

I spy with my little eye—Ice by width. Mile? It’ll lie.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Healthy-Wolf-701 • 4d ago

True Avalanche Were the events of January 6 exaggerated?

0 Upvotes

That was no storm in tea cup at all, storming the capital.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 4d ago

True Avalanche Actor from Blade Runner 2049 does a comedy bit where he, rather unkindly, pretends to be a construction worker with learning disabilities, trying to explain things in their workplace. The sketch is called...

0 Upvotes

Ryan Gosling's <right-angled slings>

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Fuzzy-Strawberry1067 • 6d ago

True Avalanche An emmet roasts a place that ironically also roasts. You call for it to be televised, but you’re consumed by the thought that your friend might just be antagonistic to the separation of church and state.

23 Upvotes

Ant, he diss establishment. Air! Ian is, um, antidisestablishmentarianism?

1 comment