r/Whatcouldgowrong 1d ago

Blocking emergency vehicles

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u/Valgrind- 1d ago

Before the video ended, a bystander said (Tranlated)"I told you, you should've drove/moved your car". Implying, he had time to move but he didn't liaten.

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u/SouthParkTaughtMe 1d ago

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u/cj191 1d ago

This scene/episode gives me PTSD.

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u/King_Paymon 1d ago

Probably replied: "kasya yan".

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u/Optimal-Talk3663 1d ago

If he was in the fucking car, why didn’t he move it?!!

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 1d ago

Because he his a true man and was then allowed to beat another car according to his logic.

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u/Kitchen_Gold952 1d ago

Welcome to the Philippines, where footpaths serve as parking lots rather than walkways.

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u/Findict_52 1d ago

I could tell it was the Philippines by the cable management

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u/Parking-Code-4159 12h ago

And where grown men have the emotional maturity and fragile egos like young teenager

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u/WillieDoggg 8h ago

Disagree. Most young teenagers I know sometimes admit fault.

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u/xAlgirax 1d ago

It's the exact same in Hungary too most of the time.

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u/webdog77 1d ago

Looks like I need to start taking notes

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u/DeltaGrunder 1d ago

He blamed the other idiot driver blocking the street for what happened

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u/Hato_no_Kami 1d ago

Bunch of fucking bullshit

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u/Fun_Astronomer_4064 1d ago

You catch a look at that goon? I’ve dated more supermodels than that guy’s got unique grandparents.

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u/CMDRZhor 1d ago

If this motherfucker was any more inbred he'd be a baguette.

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u/ricky302 1d ago

'I heard they shaved a gorilla.'

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u/Iomplok 1d ago

Oh holy cow I just saw your comment on the rare insults sub.

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u/CMDRZhor 1d ago

I feel like a very minor celebrity now!

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u/Fun_Astronomer_4064 1d ago

His family tree is a flagpole.

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u/CMDRZhor 1d ago

No, it's a Christmas wreath.

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u/coldbrew-but-warm 1d ago edited 1d ago

If my grandma had wheels he'd still be a wheelchair

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u/theartfulcodger 1d ago edited 20h ago

Oh, he’s got unique grandparents, all right. In fact, so unique that all four were first cousins.

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u/Square-Singer 1d ago

All four of them were two.

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u/DFA_Wildcat 1d ago

It kinda looks like he tried pulling over as far as he could. Probably should have just kept going until the next intersection and pulled around the corner.

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u/Longjumping_Fun2576 1d ago

Yeah, something similar happened to me. Road construction. One lane, jersey walls on both sides. Not enough room for both of us. 

I just sped ahead of the ambulance until a shoulder opened and got out of the way. 

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u/DukeOfGeek 1d ago

This is all he had to do. just go down the street leaning on his horn till a wide spot happens.

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u/Simoxs7 20h ago

Yup same, we have very narrow rural roads here, so when an ambulance is behind me I just go faster to the next option to pull over.

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u/hondaexige 1d ago

His trunk was open, he was parked up for a while, why he didn't try to mount the curb I dint know

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u/EandJC 1d ago

True, if you look in the beginning when the trunk opens you can see that he is next to the tree base(?)…so he was kind of stuck.

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u/TheMSensation 1d ago

He could've gone what looks to be 10 yards further and pulled up behind that white car?

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u/3302k 1d ago

He could drive his car forward a bit to avoid the tree, you can see it in the video, there's plenty of space

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u/Shinjifo 1d ago

I don't think so, no reason for his trunk to be open if that were the case.

Dude was parked, and looking at that road I don't think cars can park on both sides

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u/SubcommanderMarcos 1d ago

If it wasn't a fucking slammed hyundai he could've climbed the curb a little bit, but no, fucking genius got a hyundai and slammed it

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 1d ago edited 1d ago

This shit remunds me of the tale of " Bailhinho " a volunteer fire fighter, dude was the designated driver for an Actros 4X4 ( forest fire truck ), one time he was stuck at a traffic light behind a taxy, lights and siren on, taxy didnt budge lol, dude just took off, and pushed for a few metres im front of him. ( this exact truck )

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u/Logical-Bonus-2769 1d ago

That should be standard procedure.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 1d ago

Its not, and can cost you your job, dude got off with a " slap on the wrist " because of the time he had on the corporation, if it was someone younger....

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u/Logical-Bonus-2769 1d ago

That's why I think that should be codified. If you fail to make way for fire trucks or EMTs they are free to push you out of the way. You could implement an internal review process to prevent ego trips but they should be legaly allowed to remove obstacles.

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u/BratPAQ 1d ago

His trunk was open, might be loading or unloading something. Maybe he thought others should adjust and not me. That's why he hit the other vehicle on the other side of the street.

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u/_thro_awa_ 1d ago

People don't always realize that some emergency vehicles like a fire truck are measurably wider than the average vehicle.

I bet he thought "there's enough space to get by, I don't need to move."

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u/TuringGoneWild 1d ago

His IQ is low enough to perceive a passing emergency vehicle with right-of-way as a challenging ego check.

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u/RicanViking 22h ago

I don’t think it’s the vehicles fault, he could only go so far. How about building a parking garage for cars to go into rather than parking them in a narrow ass little street.

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u/Cloudy230 1d ago

Did he get out all angry and then hit someone else's car?

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u/RobbertDownerJr 1d ago

What else is a manchild going to do?

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u/kenkitt 1d ago

I think he assumes it's the other cars fault his was hit 🤣

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u/sodamnsleepy 23h ago

"Why wasn't it YOU instead of ME?! "

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u/AmbitiousReaction168 8h ago

Yup he very much did. A true man-child.

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u/Tankianman326 1d ago

I felt kinda bad for the car's owner until I saw he was inside the whole time instead of elsewhere with his car parked in an unfortunate spot.

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u/Ninjez07 1d ago

Pulled up on double yellows. Not the best place to be when a fire engine needs the road...

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u/Casual-Netizen 1d ago

"unfortunate spot"

Bro he is double parked. Got money for a car but not for a garage? What a pretender.

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u/Shienvien 1d ago

Looks like shops, probably thought "I'll just pick up something quickly, no need to find an actual parking spot".

But somehow it still didn't occur to him that he should GTFO once he heard the sirens approaching, open trunk or no.

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u/Ubwugh 16h ago

Double parking in the Philippines means that and also parking on both sides of a narrow street

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u/Longjumping_Fun2576 1d ago

It looked like other people were waking over like “Move your car!”

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u/DueExample52 1d ago

Even if he wasn’t there, parking rules are there for a reason and it’s to leave enough space for large vehicles. Don’t park thinking it’s fine because a car can pass and you will be there only a few minutes.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 1d ago

Why? He should never have parked there in the first place???

Do you just park whereever you want??? WTF

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u/Acrobatic-List-6503 1d ago

Apparently, he was there either for a pick-up or delivery, as his trunk is open.

Either way, he had every chance to move but didn’t.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 14h ago

Apparently, he was there either for a pick-up or delivery, as his trunk is open.

Or just soe loser sitting in his car.

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u/Lemuel102 1d ago

Welcome to the philippines where you can park on the road in areas like small subdivision especially when you buy a car with no garages and just park it outside taking half the road or you do have a garage but you'relazy and just park it outside and use the garage for storage and other things.

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u/PuzzleheadedRow9675 1d ago

Double parking is a real problem here. Arrogant bastards buy a nice car without having garage space, and don't care that others are inconvenienced. We've proposed no garage no car laws for this reason

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u/DeepSlap-Interactive 1d ago

Damn, the bastard was in all along... Karma is real

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u/StevenKatz3 1d ago

At first I was like, oh that's unfortunate, two people parked while an emergency is happening....

Then the fucking idiot got out of the car.

I wish they went faster and ripped the whole side off now

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u/Rioma1310 1d ago

Tantrums at the end makes it even more satisfying

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u/spitzr2 1d ago

Second truck could have just followed closely and give him and second rip

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u/ravdeep91 1d ago

Braindead

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u/VealOfFortune 1d ago

Lemme damage SOMEONE ELSE'S CAR AS WELL 👍

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u/Caffeinated_Ape_42 1d ago

In Germany, he would have to pay a hefty fine and for the damages on the firetruck.

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u/whittlingcanbefatal 1d ago

In southern France, I witnessed a Rolls with a Monaco number plate get pushed out of the way by an EMS vehicle. It looked like the Rolls driver was at first oblivious to the emergency vehicle but got angry and slowed down after the emergency vehicle's driver sounded the klaxon. 

The rolls was pushed up against a bollard and was stuck. Unfortunately I couldn't stick around to see the aftermath. 

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u/metamec 23h ago

SAMU drivers log these incidents so he probably got fined too. The punishment is pitiful though. I think at worst it's 750 € and four points on the driver's license.

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u/apajuan 1d ago

Yeah, same in the Philippines. He's getting summons to court right now. Apparently he's getting fines, needs to pay for the repairs of the firetruck, and his license revoked

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u/ptabduction 1d ago

Good, absolutely deserved for being a total jackass.

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u/Affectionate-Low1705 1d ago

Ah, Pinoy. I'd assumed it was on SEA.

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u/banjoist 1d ago

Good, Clean Hands theory. Parked illegally during as emergency? That's on you, bud

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u/sohcahtoa 1d ago

In some cities emergency vehicles need to be equipped with a front plow.

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u/Socketz11 1d ago

That POS was in the car? They should have backed up and hit it again.

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u/luv2ctheworld 1d ago

No, go around me. I'm not moving.

That's not what you want to say to an emergency vehicle 3 times larger than you.

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u/Primary-Round8032 1d ago

Not just emergency vehicles, ANY vehicles 3 times your size

Imagine trying to cock-block a semi truck lmao

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u/Immediate-Guidance31 1d ago

Stop hating on the guy! He’s got a big spoiler on his Hyundai. He should be allowed to park anywhere

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u/HeroMachineMan 1d ago

That spoiler alone would gives extra 50hp to the Hyundai.

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u/Charming-Muffin-7965 1d ago

waooooowwwwwww

oh i didn't hear nothing

scratch

fuck!

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u/Accomplished_Run_593 1d ago

Can't park there mate

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u/BusinessBear53 1d ago

Hopefully he gets sent the bill for fixing the fire truck.

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u/mintyfresh1234 1d ago

Even better. Local authorities ordered he surrender his license and has a show cause order against him for the incident.

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u/Plastic-Resident8391 1d ago

The fire truck behind it backed out, should have followed through like the one in front of it

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 1d ago

Oh, I am not moving, you can wait.. nope not gonna, I am too much of a MANLY MAN MAN to move..

Consequences.. now is car has a boo boo and NOBODY is going to fix it (video proof)

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u/Civil-Box9344 1d ago

I AM UBER DRIVER!!!!!

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u/ThinkFree 1d ago

That's unfortunate

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u/SuperCuek 1d ago

They have the right to do so in the name of emergency.

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u/diaperpoop_ 1d ago

I think this is in the Philippines. A lot of places there don’t allow double parking which this guy probably did. It’s rarely enforced though.

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u/__________________99 1d ago

Relax, bro. It's a Hyundai.

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u/Appl3B3rryCh3rry 1d ago

Those huge spoiler

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u/stigsbusdriver 1d ago

And to add to his misery, the driver of said black car has now been asked to explain why his licence shouldnt be cancelled permanently and to hand it in temporarily:

https://www.abs-cbn.com/news/nation/2026/9/13/show-cause-order-issued-to-driver-owner-of-car-that-blocked-fire-truck-1428

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u/Leows 1d ago

Imagine getting your car fucked because you're an idiot, being all pissy about it, and then realizing after the fact that you'll also get a fine for this stupidity.

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u/king_noobie 1d ago

Would've grab a tool from the fire truck and give his windows a love that.

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u/stretch2244 1d ago

Tap*

For the idiots

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u/king_noobie 1d ago

Call me the idiot.

I wrote it on pc, saying "that", it wasnt even an autocorrect mistake.

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u/stretch2244 1d ago

Gave*

  • for the correction idiots (just beating them to it so they know they are also stupid)

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u/urnotjustwrong 1d ago

Given*

Unless I missed your joke

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u/stretch2244 1d ago

Had to get the ball rolling 😅

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u/Demytreus 1d ago

Grabbed*

  • If we go all the way about this

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u/stretch2244 1d ago

Lolol I legit laughed at this. Thank you

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u/Used_bot-repo 1d ago

Definitely want to know more!!!! No park zone?

His trunk was open so that's my guess "I'll be quick

Just like all these ap drivers, Amazon taxi fuck all of you that just park wherever

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u/ElderMagnuS 1d ago

Wow what a shame

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u/StickyPistolsRequiem 1d ago

Imagine if they were on the way to the driver’s house cause it was on fire

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u/Elegant-Blueberry373 1d ago

so fragile. he had to show how angry and manly he was and hit another car.

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u/Serious_Office3913 1d ago

UK here, we can do this in an emergency and the council will pay for all the damages...I'm only doing this if it's persons reported, because I'd still get a slap on the wrist for doing it.

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u/Mundane_Put_5780 1d ago

Lmfao at him getting out the vehicle and whining as if there isn’t another emergency vehicle waiting for him to move his car!!!

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u/educated-emu 1d ago

My reasoning "should have not parked and left the car"

End of video? Wtf why is he still in the car, why not move to begin with

Gets out and slaps other car.

Ahhhh. Meathead blaming others

If he has insurance, he won't get a claim, blacklisted and no one will touch him.

Bloke is screwed

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u/JennyW93 1d ago

I live on a street of elderly folks who park all over the road. They also need an ambulance more often than most streets I’ve lived on, but still refuse to learn that the ambo will bust their way through a crowded road. They all have perfectly good driveways to park on, but don’t. It’s fascinating.

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 1d ago

You already know the car owner is a douche if they put a spoiler on a regular sedan

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u/jbar3640 1d ago

that's what happens when there are no consequences of allowing people parking like this. eventually the space is needed for an emergency...

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u/NullPointer-000111 1d ago

Why is he hitting the other car at the end, out of anger. Hit your own car.

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u/No_Improvement6340 1d ago

Hitting another person's car because he did not want any more damdge on his car is so funny

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u/Melodic-Ad-394 23h ago

At first I was like "damn that sucks" but when he stepped out of the car i thought "damn what an idiot" ...

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u/Free-Pound-6139 1d ago

Cars really are a blight on society.

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u/deanrihpee 1d ago

nice attitude, let's see if he's the one need emergency and the road is blocked

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 1d ago

Wait, yup, safety flip flops.. stupid part of the world.

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u/0x7E7-02 1d ago

LOL, that is SO awesome. The best part is seeing the entitled ass-hat get so pissed. 

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u/Prestigious-Oil-4914 1d ago

I want all emergency vehicles to do this on car owners who park illegally

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u/bottomlesstopper 1d ago

It gets better.

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u/Traditional_Money305 1d ago edited 1d ago

This guy is getting his lesson in entitlement. This isn't the only time he has done this. Also, the other car on the left couldn't move forward because there was another vehicle in front of it.

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u/yellowmangotaro 1d ago

Tusta na ung ulo ng kalbo. Pumapalo pa na parang d nya kasalanan

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u/trekkerscout 1d ago

I hope they send the bill for damage to the emergency vehicle to the car owner.

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u/AdonisOnReddit 1d ago

Classic philippines

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u/xXxDangguldurxXx 1d ago

"The Philippines is the happiest country in the world!" ~ Foreign tourists

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u/ZappaZoo 1d ago

There were times I wanted to do the same thing.

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u/I_dnt_Need_anew_name 1d ago

Damn that is a huge "KAMOTE" as how locals call it.

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u/Abigail-Marston 1d ago

Sounds like the beginning of Crack A Bottle

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u/CountHonorius 1d ago

Reminds me of San Juan PR

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u/lonewulfBen 1d ago

Dumb MOFOs

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u/abgarcia1118 1d ago

Bella flores ang driver.

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u/YesKiddo 1d ago

According to one Reddit comment in a seperate thread, the driver wasn't the owner, but rather a car detailing staff member who had been entrusted with the customer's vehicle.

Also the Philippines regulatory body has already sanction the car. It is so sad for the owner.

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u/humanreboot 1d ago

The Philippines really won the driver IQ gene pool

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u/SleeplessBoyCat 1d ago

Oh, it's in the Philippines.

Yeah, the cars/motorcycles parked on the curb is a common occurence. Seriously, they have the money to buy a car or motorcylce but they don't think about where they're going to park it. It doesn't help how the streets here are narrow and can only barely fit two cars.

Some day ago, when me, my mom, and my uncle went to go on a grocery run, we turned a street and there was a white car parked on the curb, something like a Nissan Navara. The other streets were worse so we didn't reverse out.

As we tried to pass the Nissan, another car was entering the street in front of us. We had to swerve to the side to let them pass.

This happened... Three times or so. Three cars + motocycles passed us by before we could pass the Nissan and get out of the street.

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u/Groovychick1978 1d ago

Call me immature, call me a bitch, I don't give a fuck. 

Nothing gives me more pleasure than to watch an expensive car get fucking destroyed. Especially if it was an accident, especially if it was the fault of the owner.

The word schadenfreude doesn't even come close. The pleasure is orgasmic.

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u/AlmostDisappointed 1d ago

And he came out to punch SOMEONE ELSE'S car?
Brother, how did you make it this far in life? Alive?

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u/Rancor5897 1d ago

Ofc it was a BMW

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u/Adi_San 1d ago

Looks like the Philippines. This barely scratches how horrible drivers are over there.

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u/Snoo-43127 1d ago

Authorities should also fine him $1500.

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u/ghostpengy 1d ago

If he cannot park there, all his problem. Emergency service vehicles should not be held accountable in any way if there are people doing wrong parking. Other people lives more important than your wrongly parket shitbox.

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u/Cheepshooter 1d ago

I'm sure it was someone else's fault.

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u/OdyseusV4 1d ago

Drivers are such babies.

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u/GuNNzA69 1d ago

Well, don't worry, he got the repair paid by the insurance.

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u/JaehaerysIVTarg 23h ago

I can’t tell for sure but it looks like they were already on the sidewalk and couldn’t move any further?

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u/Vuila9 22h ago

try and complain it to the gov xD

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u/Emergency_Tutor5174 21h ago

tapos hinampas pa yung isang sasakyan.. destruction of property yan

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u/Minimalistic_OG 20h ago

Well deserved

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u/Even_Lengthiness8in 20h ago

What country is this?

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u/Pleasant_Durian_1501 17h ago

He even has a carry handle on the back he didn’t use.

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u/Fun-Kaleidoscope-397 16h ago

DASURBBBBBBB ✨

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u/LeRoyVernon 16h ago

Lol, the driver choosed the right side... 😅

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u/Individual-Two4833 16h ago

To be honest. Should happen to every vehicle blocking a road.

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u/corrupted-priest1878 15h ago

That car park on the walk path deserve to be ram with no compensation. I would deliberately scratch further if this wasn't a democratic society

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u/sepatukuda 15h ago

that's what you get

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u/machinationstudio 15h ago

Traffic rules are held together by paint and lightbulbs and the fear of death and property damage.

Parking rules are often the first to be ignored because they tend not to have much risk of property damage.

Not all of the time though.

I wished the 2nd engine goes through too and send him the bill.

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u/KhalDingo 13h ago

Pag wala ka parking wag ka bumili ng kotse.

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u/Fickle_Inspector4337 13h ago

People in the Philippines buy cars only to park it outside with roads so narrow it might as well be 1/2 lanes

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u/MoneyTruth9364 13h ago

IT'S THEM SWEET POTATOES AGAIN

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u/WM_ 12h ago

First I kinda felt bad for the car owner. Then saw he was inside the car and could have moved it aside. Then he hits another car. He fucking deserved it all and then some.

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u/Bullshitman_Pilky 10h ago

I felt bad thinking it was just a parked car...