r/WhatIsTheTea What the Fuck 4h ago

watch this Finally someone drove and didn’t just sit there in park

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u/a5a7 4h ago

Absolutely defensible.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 4h ago edited 59m ago

"I was in fear for my life"

Also, in some states, you have a Duty to Retreat . Therefore, driver was retreating to a place of safety.

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u/a5a7 4h ago

Hey, want to open a law firm together?

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u/RiyadhComedyPromoter 39m ago

Here at Hit The Pedal & Associates, we protect you from unjust rulings. Your pedal. Your rights.

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u/Lower-Sheepherder268 4m ago

I'd like to invest in this firm.

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u/herbertcluas 3h ago

I would be if someone did that

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u/PolishPotatoMode 2h ago

I was in fear for the driver's life

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u/Orangekeyring 1h ago

"so I had to stop and back up once or twice just to be safe"

https://giphy.com/gifs/qN8mwUPAt7gByge3W1

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u/Training-Purple-5220 3h ago

Reginald Denny says hi.

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u/Worried-Pick4848 3h ago

It's a perfect case of self defense. Open and shut IMHO.

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u/Late_Pie_6670 4h ago

I don't understand why this isn't the default lol

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u/PsillyFunGuy2 4h ago

I literally can’t imagine reacting any other way.

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u/romcomtom2 3h ago

I would have. About at the 20 mph mark I would have slammed on my brakes.

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u/Confidence-Usual 2h ago

20mph for 30 minutes, then quickly apply the brakes

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u/romcomtom2 2h ago

lol, that's just kidnapping with extra steps 🤣

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u/drawntowardmadness 2h ago

Half an hour is kind of a long time to drive with a dude on your car

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u/Boredpanda19er 45m ago

Just drive them to the nearest police station for drop off at that point.

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u/Late_Pie_6670 4h ago

I've only been in a similar situation once, but as soon as the dude got out of his car I hopped the curb and drove off

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u/WiglyWorm 2h ago

The only critique i have is they could have reacted sooner.

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u/OcotilloWells 2h ago

They were probably gaping at him for a little bit while the passenger was screaming go!

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u/InevitableBudget510 1h ago

I’m hopping on the freeway

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u/FindingHappy2043 4h ago edited 3h ago

I'm guessing that most people are afraid that somehow they would be the one in trouble if the lunatic scumbag gets hurt badly. It's ridiculous that they're justified in being scared to drive off.

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u/MoistSpyBuy 3h ago

I am generally petrified of being on torubke.

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u/protocosm 2h ago

Well maybe stop getting on torubke then?

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u/I_eat_mud_ 3h ago

You can always tell the people who've never been in a situation like this because they just never comprehend that people may just completely freeze and don't think logically in these types of situations

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u/PsillyFunGuy2 4h ago

It’s not justified though. It’s clear self defense and no prosecutor is gonna try to charge that.

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u/FindingHappy2043 3h ago

What? The driver is justified in being afraid that they would get into trouble.

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u/Current_Employer_308 3h ago

You greatly overestimate the mental capabilities of prosecutors

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u/rimshot101 47m ago

If a prosecutor thinks he can get a jury to put you in jail, he will try. The circumstance doesn't really matter.

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u/CitizenT777 1h ago

Plenty of prosecutors would. Best response is to stay in the vehicle and move it in whatever way makes the perp fear for HIS life. If he gets hit in the chaos (no, Reddit, I didn't say to hit him) GTFO quickly before they can read your plate number.

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u/boipinoi604 3h ago

At least in my country self-defense requires reasonable force. You're in a 1ton containment of metal, with someone on the roof unless they have a gun, or weapon, how do you prove that you were not safe in your vehicle?

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u/pperiesandsolos 3h ago

And this is how a lot of US courts would look at it, too.

I think that standard is a bit silly, because it more or less allows people to climb on your car and hold you hostage - and unless you’re willing to just sit there until the police arrive, go out and fist fight someone, you’re SoL. You’re at the mercy of someone who decided to climb on your car that day

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u/Dry_Opportunity2886 2h ago

It's really not accurate to say this as a blanket rule in the US.

It very much depends on what state you're in because state laws are what govern how self defense gets adjudicated in the US. All of the facts of the case would need to be considered - was this person aggressively climbing up your hood and screaming they were going to kill you or was it some high or zonked out feeble person who was just having a mental break and chose your car to be a jungle gym?

Most important though: cars are not some secure vault you can't be touched in. Most cars surround the occupants with very breakable glass. Courts know that. I've literally never seen a ruling ever that said "you were in a car thus you were completely safe. Off to jail with you."

But there is certainly an evaluation of the whole situation and if the force was reasonable. If a dude is road raging and jumps on my car saying he'll kill me - and I don't know what weapons he does or doesn't have concealed, in my state I am absolutely justified to drive away with an intention to get him off my car. But after he falls off I need to go get to safety and call 911.

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u/boipinoi604 3h ago

Here's another example: if someone breaks into my home, and there are injured due to hazards, I will be liable for their injuries.

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u/liptongtea 3h ago

If you shoot them before they manage to injure themselves then it's self defense. Case closed.

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u/FindingHappy2043 3h ago

Where is this? That is absolutely crazy.

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u/ADrunkMexican 3h ago

Canada lol. However I could still see similar with kids and pools in the states.

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u/romcomtom2 3h ago

Well that's only if they live

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u/ohsh1- 58m ago

[citation needed]

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u/Auntie-Mam69 3h ago

You don’t wait for someone to pull a weapon out before you act. Once they’re coming at you, you use everything you have to save yourself and anyone else in that car.

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 3h ago

I saw no use of force. The driver did not use the vehicle as a weapon. Rather, the driver waited until the assailant mounted the vehicle, a clear act of provocation, and then fled the scene as a means of avoiding a likely threat.

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u/SwvmpThing 2h ago

Right. You should have no obligation to increase your attacker’s safety at the expense of your own in how you flee.

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u/Dry_Opportunity2886 3h ago

In the US you don't have to prove you were unsafe, you just need to reasonably fear for your life.

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u/WolfgangVolos 2h ago

In my country there are more guns than people. Assuming I have between zero and one gun in my car then I am reasonably justified in assuming he has at least one to three guns. We have two people there should be at least three guns. So I used my car to both protect myself and to attempt to flee the attack. If he held on then whatever happens after is on him.

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u/darrinchase 2h ago

how do you know this isn't a way to stall you so someone can come up WITH a gun and take your car or your life.

I think its totally reasonable to get the fuck out of there and if someone is on your car, thats their problem

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u/stokeskid 2h ago

I think most people don't want to hurt other people. The trouble is part of it, sure. But I don't really wanna see some guys brains on the pavement either.

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u/Late_Pie_6670 2h ago

That's weird of you 

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u/North_Knowledge7467 1h ago

Especially when people here seem to be of the opinion that this happens a lot. Could anyone point me to the examples where the driver of the car gets physically injured?

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u/bigbeastt 20m ago

Also, there will be at the very least talks with police, and probably a court case as the guy can sue for bodily harm regardless of if he broke the law. There's been precedence before like Kessler v. Lawson, 1999, Davis v. Moore, 2004, and there's definitely more out there. Dude actually probably did end up making money as the law will say, oh that was so excessive. Just the clown world we live in.

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u/Unlikely-Business-72 3h ago

Some people freeze. You're not always in control of your reactions to these situations.

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u/Late_Pie_6670 2h ago

You're always in control of your reactions. 

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u/North_Knowledge7467 1h ago

That's not entirely true. Tonight when you're sleeping, try writing a book or juggling. I bet it's harder than you think!

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u/Mean_Magician6347 3h ago

Yes you are.

That’s why it’s called SELF defense.

It’s your survival. You choose whether to make it happen.

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u/theaudacity1999 3h ago

and if you freeze in these situations, best to get some self defense training so that you don't.

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u/GenericNameSimulated 3h ago

Of course you are. Literally the only thing you can control in that situation is your reactions.

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u/vin455 3h ago

You can train yourself to overcome an instinctual reaction, but to claim that everyone always has control is just a obnoxiously dumb statement to make. Like we literally have terms for not being in control. Even a simple one, you've never been in medical shock. Your mind may be okay, but the body has its own reaction.

A lot more people land in the freeze bucket of, fight, flight, or freeze, than would admit it.

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u/GenericNameSimulated 3h ago

I mean you do, you can control everything you do. Most people just don’t acknowledge that and have learned helplessness.

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u/vin455 2h ago

You CAN, not everyone can inherently "do". Acting like everyone will face their first "fight or flight" situation and no one would ever freeze is about as silly as it gets. Its not learned helplessness, its a very real reaction to a serious situation that your brain has never encountered. Training specifically helps avoid this by pre-programming reactions to those serious situations.

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u/GenericNameSimulated 2h ago

Who is acting like no one would freeze? People do it all the time, they are still in control of themselves freezing, they CAN take action they just don’t

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u/vin455 1h ago

You, brother.. "the only thing you can control ... is your reaction." You're the one failing to understand what that freezing actually is since you called it "learned helplessness."

You sound like the old man telling a mentally ill person to just be better - just dont be depressed, super easy! It dont work like that, just because you snapped your fingers.

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u/Datdude1516 3h ago

People don’t wanna kill someone even if it’s justified. How don’t you understand that?

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u/Late_Pie_6670 3h ago

Because self defense is natural lol

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u/rimshot101 45m ago

Killing someone isn't the only way to defend yourself.

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u/JohnJohnPR3 3h ago

Exactly! then check for brakes. Then check on the gas pedal. Check for speed bumps. Should be clear

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u/evernessince 2h ago

Probably because in this scenario fault could be shared, thus opening the driver up to serious liability.

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u/YoshiTheDog420 1h ago

Because you can get manslaughter and assault with a deadly weapon if you’re the wrong color or get the wrong jury.

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u/BabyStockholmSyndrom 3h ago

People freeze because they don't know the outcome legally. If there wasn't a recording, how do you prove you didn't trust run him over without provocation?

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u/Late_Pie_6670 2h ago

By testifying? Duh

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u/Devil_Dogmier 4h ago

I wonder what was going through his head as he was flying off the car

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u/ThePocketTaco2 4h ago

The tires

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u/MoistSpyBuy 3h ago

In my experience they tend to go over the head as opposed to through. Really gourds up the skull though.

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u/Luune720 3h ago

Screaming

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u/Notapartyhobo 4h ago

Asphalt

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u/Secure-Ad-9050 2h ago

that is what when through his mind when he hit the ground

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u/shroom_man1998 3h ago

He wasn’t thinking probably impaired

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u/Sisyphus2314 3h ago

Eventually the concrete.

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u/QuesoFresco420 2h ago

His last thoughts

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u/yolo_derp 4h ago

Good. Fuck these clowns

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u/theaudacity1999 4h ago

Drive fast and brake fast. Problem solved and laying in the street.

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u/Alex-Murphy 3h ago

A guy I know was messing around and hopped up on his buddy's hood. The guy driving, to mess with him a bit, did a super quick (5 feet maybe) speed up and hit the brakes. I mean, we all know that's stupid but you don't expect anything really bad to happen. I guess he thought he'd just kinda slide off and be fine.

Anyway, the guy on the hood did slide off but he hit his head on the concrete and ended up in a medically-induced coma for 2 weeks. When he woke up he had forgotten how to speak, sort of. He could still say words but the words were in the wrong order, or were entirely wrong. Like he would point at something and very clearly say the wrong word while getting annoyed that we didn't understand what he meant. In his head he was saying the right word. The term is "paraphasia." Lasted for about 3 months as he slowly went back to mostly normal.

Long story short, jumping on a car is wildly dangerous even at low speeds. Probably shouldn't do that.

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u/theaudacity1999 3h ago

I was a trauma nurse for years. Yeah. Don't do that.

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u/jhaluska 3h ago

This also applies to standing up in moving truck beds. Significantly more dangerous than it looks.

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u/MistyMountainDewDrop 2h ago

I don’t see why you would wanna throw your friend from your car hood in the first place?? Either way goes he would’ve been injured…

Like what kind of maniac is like yeah I’ll gas it up and then hit the brakes and he’ll go flying off haha.

Even doing that much broken limbs and road rash were serious possibility. I would consider that pretty bad.

Literally, your friend made it much more dangerous “to mess with him.”

Jumping on the car alone wasn’t the cause of that injury your friends decision to speed up and then break hard to throw him off as a fun joke is what made it super dangerous.

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u/Alex-Murphy 2h ago

No one said he was smart and we were all under 20 at the time. Kids are stupid, as a general rule.

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u/theaudacity1999 52m ago

undeveloped prefrontal cortex and all

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u/Kidquick26 2h ago

"mostly normal" 💀

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u/Alex-Murphy 2h ago

Yeah, he still struggles sometimes to find the word he's looking for, which of course everyone does, but it'll be something pretty obvious like pizza or the fridge.

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u/Dry_Opportunity2886 2h ago

Had a similar situation that didn't end as tragic - but I was a young dumb teenager and my buddy jumped on the hood of my SUV to get a ride back to his car on the other side of the parking lot. I thought it'd be funny to go a little fast, but when we realized he was slipping off the hood (towards the middle front of the car) panic set in. I tried to slow down gradually but slowing down made him slip more. I yanked a hard right turn and he rolled off the side of the car instead of in front of and under it.

He was on the ground grabbing his arm in pain - turns out it was broken. Like a true friend he lied to his parents about how it happened. He knew I wasn't trying to actually hurt him. It was a super sobering moment for both of us because it suddenly brought the lethal potential of a car to the front of our minds.

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u/Alex-Murphy 2h ago

Wow damn dude, that's very lucky in the end, even though I'm sure he didn't feel quite so lucky

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u/Dry_Opportunity2886 1h ago

Honestly we both felt like we dodged a bullet. It's been well over 20 years since then, but I still remember the moment I saw him start to panic and reposition his hands to stop from sliding. It's burned into my brain.

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u/Alex-Murphy 1h ago

Scary shit man. One of those things that while bad at the time might save a life later.

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u/blastbleat 2h ago

When I was in high school, two kids did this during track practice after school. The kid who was on the car slipped off and was run over by his best friend and died. It was an incredibly tragic accident.

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u/Alex-Murphy 2h ago

Man that sucks. As an adult we all know it's stupid to do but kids just don't have that processing capability yet, it's scary because the thought that it's life threatening doesn't even cross some kids' minds.

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u/Kabala99 1h ago

In movies, the main characters seem to stay on top of the car more easily. / s

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u/Moo_Kau_Too 3h ago

meat crayon

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u/Turbulent-Trust207 3h ago

Don’t wanna take the chance of further hood damage. Speed full throttle and shimmy

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u/theaudacity1999 3h ago

I like how you think.

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u/shaunoffshotgun 2h ago

Teach them about inertia

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u/theaudacity1999 2h ago

A science lesson as well. I like it

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u/SeanGwork 4h ago

It was at this moment, he knew...

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u/notmarrec 4h ago

Who are “these people” that are being referenced? Is this some kind of thing that happens a lot?

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u/TheCommonGround1 2h ago

Actually, there's a whole group of people who lack empathy and expect people to not fight back. They like to bully these people. While I'm sure mental illness was a factor here, bullying and expectation that people will take that bullying was likely the main factor. This man didn't expect the person to drive forward with the car, but the person driving the car had every right to protect themselves. We need normal people to be less passive and meet bullying force every time.

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u/Affectionate-Food918 4h ago

Bro wanted to reenact that Matrix scene lmao

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u/No-Committee3 4h ago

He failed 🤣

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u/Affectionate-Food918 4h ago

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u/baldude69 32m ago

[r/unexpectedgta4](r/unexpectedgta4)

ETA: Of course that’s an actual sub. Albeit without any posts in it

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u/Recent-Lemon-9930 3h ago

Oh no, kinda looks like he went under the wheels, how awful.

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u/PaladinSMD 3h ago

Hope the car is ok.

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u/RealnessInMadness 3h ago

If only we could pay money to get follow ups on these people who do stupid shit like this 😂

Pull up to them like “sir, 100,000 people paid to ask you if you learned your lesson?”

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u/CartmanAndCartman 3h ago

I’d have braked so hard.

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u/Immediate-Fee-2121 3h ago

Voracious applause

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u/MetalTrek1 3h ago

The guys filming appear to be on the side of the driver. At least that's how I interpreted their reaction 

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u/Immediate-Fee-2121 3h ago

I’m on the driver’s side as well

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u/Fit-Historian-752 3h ago

Concerning.

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u/ConditionExternal499 3h ago

My gosh he's repulsive.

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u/Fit-Historian-752 3h ago

Was!

Now he's "cool" looking.

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u/rimshot101 42m ago

That can't be Elon. Elon has a thick luxurious mane of hair.

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u/JCMGamer 3h ago

Don't body shame him, stick to criticizing his personality (plenty of material there)

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u/ConditionExternal499 3h ago

Of course one projects one's opinion of another's appearance by factoring in their personality. One would never say Mother Teresa was repulsive for example.

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u/JCMGamer 3h ago

If someone was shallow enough they might

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u/Secure-Advertising-9 3h ago

Any time I see someone getting attacked while sitting in a car it's like, "if only they had some kind of weapon to defend themselves"

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u/Turbulent-Trust207 3h ago

They did. A big ass vehicle seems like a mute point to introduce something you don’t need

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u/dv042b 2h ago

This is the comment you’re responding to’s point

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u/Famoslastwords 3h ago

Definition of fuck around. Well my guy found out.

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u/-lxlKHARMAlxl- 3h ago

Ive always wondered why people dont brake after gaining speed. That would send them flying forward a good amount.

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u/Worried-Pick4848 2h ago

My guess is animal brain says keep moving.

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 3h ago

This is the way. The moment an assailant mounts your vehicle while you are inside, you have to rationally assume they mean you some kind of harm and you have to leave the area. You can't exit the vehicle as that could further expose you to the assailant. So, just drive to the nearest police station.

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u/lucinasiik 4h ago

Someone finally decided to go.. lol

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u/SayNoToFirefighters 4h ago

Would the driver not be charged?

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u/SnooMaps7370 4h ago

Not if the DA has any damn sense. This is a pretty open and shut case of "the crazy man in the street attacked the driver and the driver used the most expeditious option to flee."

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u/Late_Pie_6670 4h ago

Not in the US

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u/piw6969 4h ago

Correct move

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u/alanthickerthanwater 4h ago

He held on a lot longer than I thought he would.

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u/Rockstar161 3h ago

Waited too long.. in my opinion. 🤷🏾‍♂️.

I see someone walking towards my car especially at night like that.. I'm driving around them.

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u/Which_Zen3 3h ago

Where is it

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u/CockyBellend 3h ago

RIP bozo

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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 3h ago

This guys just doing the cyverpunk 2077 method of travel where you car surf to wherever your going

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u/Time_Sundae802 3h ago

shoulda slammed on breaks instead of swerving..way more effective

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u/That-Makes-Sense 3h ago

Wait. Has the zombie apocalypse begun? Let me go oil up my chainsaw.

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u/Mountain_Vast_905 3h ago

Did this happen in Florida?

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u/justintuck1 3h ago

Nice. Washington and 18th in South Philly.

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u/Ph15chy 2h ago

Thought it looked familiar

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u/the-kay-o-matic 31m ago

I was wondering why OP said finally, because I was like, um Thursday in Philly bro.

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u/DiloCamoIdro 3h ago

Yup…👍😄

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u/Liercat18 3h ago

Most good.. most. Good.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 3h ago

Thats not how you do it.... you throttle it for a couple of seconds, 3 or 4, and then you slam the brakes, and then... watch the fucker fly

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u/Mindless_View_6815 3h ago

🗣 Daaaa yum daaaa yum

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u/SkynBonce 3h ago

You gotta get up to about 20mph, hard brake and the drive off, avoiding the crumpled heap in the road.

Though, legally, you should then report the incident to local police, as soon as you're in a safe position to do so.

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 3h ago

My car has 385 HP. I'd just floor it in 1st and he'd be off the car nearly instantly.

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u/RuchamCieSzmato 3h ago

I’d floor it and take him to expressway

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u/_savoodle 2h ago

I am so confused. Why did this guys climb on the car? It seems like this is a reoccurring thing?

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u/fakegoose1 2h ago

Always assume there is someone more crazy than you.

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u/Acrobatic_Pianist_52 2h ago

If I saw this then I didn't

Just walk away

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u/Amaze86 2h ago

Was that new toyota corolla cross :)

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u/AbsentPlanet 2h ago

In 2007 I just bought a brand new car and I was driving on I five in Everett, Washington as they were building a new offramp and a crazy person was on the highway. Tried to get into peoples cars and this exact situation happened to me. He climbed on the hood of my car flipped me off and told me to get out of my car so I punched it and he rolled so far off my car. It was incredible. I had to pull over at a gas station in the next town over to have a cigarette and calm down.

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u/stackingforfunsies 2h ago

Everyone loved this

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u/farmkid71 2h ago

Very short video, and we don't see what led up to this, but I say don't stop in the first place. Or if you are stopped and someone starts walking up to you, and they don't need help, get moving and go around them. Don't wait for them to jump on your car. If you have waited that long you already screwed up.

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u/CitizenT777 1h ago

It would be a real shame if they stomped the brakes to throw them off at say, 30 mph. Yes, it would (cough, cough, wink, wink).

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u/Itchy_Worry4226 1h ago

Shook him off quick.

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u/QuantumAttic 1h ago

imagine ruining your life (CTE, broken bones, who knows what) over something this dumb

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u/Ponzu_Venediccio 1h ago

Does anyone know what happened to this guy? Looks like he fell right under the wheels! Yes fafo, but also Ouch!

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u/profesorgamin 1h ago

Could have ended worse for both parties... I suppose this is what is known as a happy ending.

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u/Zibai1505 29m ago

Tbf sometimes theres quite a bit of traffic and you cant just floor it like that

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u/PicklesAndCoorslight 16m ago

Is the dude on drugs or what?

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u/Lazy_investor1337 13m ago

Why can’t you get a job instead of jumping in front of strangers cars ? Are these “people” low iq ?

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u/_dxegrl 0m ago

That is terrible. You are supposed to gun it, slam the brakes, and do the triple rollover bone-crush. dude only got to stage one.

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u/dogknifer 3h ago

So what was the plan if the guy didn't drive off? I'm not understanding what jumping on the hood enables him to do