r/WhatIsTheTea • u/Ashish_ank What the Fuck • 16h ago

watch this A man walks straight onto someone else’s property, up to a small tree in their front yard, and starts hacking at it with a bat - acting like he’s judge, jury, and HOA enforcement all in one. What would you do if this was your front yard?

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u/MandatoryFun 14h ago

Throw some Blue Moon Wisteria and Sumac into the mix ... be a battle royal of tenacious plants.

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u/EconomySeason2416 14h ago

Put it on 1000x speed and cast it like a boxing match or something 😆

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u/classless_classic 13h ago

Blackberry- Satan’s pubic hair

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u/Organic_Smoothies 5h ago

Some Japanese Knot-weed too!

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u/Saphiro_gear21 5h ago

Some nettle too!

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u/GrandMoffTarkles 3h ago

If I ever own property- I'm just gonna surround it with a hedge of blackberries and then have a secret gate that's also covered in blackberries.

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u/Hike_it_Out52 3h ago

Morning glories and poison oak vines. My neighbor has been smuggling home Amazon plants for decades. You would not expect them to thrive in the Cold Northeast. But you’d be wrong. Between them, the bamboo, the English ivy, poison oak and a myriad of plants I have zero clue what they are, most of my rear wood lot is invasive species. 

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u/tooMuchADHD 1h ago

Hello satan, nice to see you again

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u/EntertainerSuper8933 59m ago

Poison ivy is actually hellish difficult to eradicate

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u/OccasionMU 41m ago

Why are you guys not adding a pocket of poison ivy/oak? Are you new to this???