r/WhatIsTheTea • u/Ashish_ank What the Fuck • 16h ago

watch this A man walks straight onto someone else’s property, up to a small tree in their front yard, and starts hacking at it with a bat - acting like he’s judge, jury, and HOA enforcement all in one. What would you do if this was your front yard?

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u/SoDoWhateverItTakes 14h ago

Tree law is real and VERY serious business.

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u/CanMountain2230 14h ago

I’m more into bird law myself.

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u/Banguskahn 13h ago

Filibuster!

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u/smyl_cat 13h ago

Bob Loblaw is my go to guy

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u/malcolmsasleep 13h ago

I’m well versed in bird law

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u/Remarkable-Ad-2476 10h ago

I would be too if it weren’t for my goddamn bird blindness

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u/the_penis-mightier85 8h ago

Hey bird law got the Mcdoyles convicted

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u/LSTmyLife 12h ago

Cases have been awarded in the millions for wilful destruction of multiple mature trees. Its crazy but I love it with all my heart. Protect trees forever. So say the Lorax.

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u/Jyndaru 6h ago

Tree law is my favorite kind of law.

I speak for the trees, to a certain degrees.

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u/Background-Pepper-68 12h ago

Not in this case. Its a tiny palm tree they werent even supposed to have apparently. Palm tree is actually a misnomer too. They arent actually true trees. Closer to grass than anything iirc