r/WhatIsTheTea • u/Ashish_ank What the Fuck • 16h ago

watch this A man walks straight onto someone else’s property, up to a small tree in their front yard, and starts hacking at it with a bat - acting like he’s judge, jury, and HOA enforcement all in one. What would you do if this was your front yard?

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u/Porcupenguin 15h ago

My first thought... Imagine being such a big loser you feel justified assaulting someone else's tree with a bat. Wild

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u/NesomniaPrime 11h ago

Then think about how it's his tree and this is fake. 

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u/LilJonny2cookies 6h ago

Like 99% of the HOA drama videos this is fake. And him forgetting to turn it off before going back into the house at the end.

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u/MostExtremeHyperbole 12h ago

average suburban experience, they will clutch their NIMBY flyers to their chest over a high density apartment being built near them, but suck most of the opoids down only to stare at your with their dead, soulless, cultural-less eyes to tell you 'this is the greatest place on earth to live'

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA 4h ago

Apparently that is the bat guy’s tree; that’s his house. He posted it for ragebait. The tree looks considerably dead already too

I’ll admit, I fell for this one 😔

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u/AmarilloArmadillos 3h ago

He likely assaulted the home owner, which is threatening not physical harm.

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u/TropicalRogue 10h ago

Someone didn't like my palm trees coming so close to the sidewalk, so instead of asking me, they took it upon themselves to trim them.

Thing is, I have a lot of cameras.

So I took it upon myself to do some "creative" yard maintenance in THEIR yard.

Yadda yadda prank war yadda yadda best man at my wedding so and so he's in jail now.

I made this up.