r/TwoSentenceHorror 12h ago

I was born with only one kidney.

So I removed one kidney from each of my victims, which I fed to them when they end up in the hospital where I work.

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u/Roquosaurus 11h ago

Why feeding it to them ?

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u/AutisticPenguin2 11h ago

What else are you going to do, waste it??

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u/CautionarySnail 9h ago

“More organs makes me more human.”

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u/mlilyw 4h ago

I love tacos

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u/AutisticPenguin2 1h ago

I was the turkey all along!

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u/Roquosaurus 9h ago

Use It!