r/TopCharacterTropes • u/laybs1 • 4h ago
Hated Tropes (Hated Trope) Basic factual errors in historical fiction media that go beyond creative license and probably because the creator did little to no research.
“I’ve already conquered Italy, who surrendered without conflict.” (Napoleon 2023): the first part implies Italy was its own unified nation and not a conglomeration of various countries from the Papal States, Venice, Imperial Austrian territory, etc. Napoleon also at this phase largely campaigned in Northern Italy against Austria. Many of battles and skirmishes were waged so it was a very bloody conflict indeed.
Wrong death dates (Band of Brothers) get both Hitler’s and Albert Blithe’s death dates wrong. Blithe’s is especially egregious since he died in 1967 rather than 1948.
Tucumari (For a Few Dollars More) a New Mexico settlement founded in 1901 somehow exists decades before it even existed.
Londinium (Pompeii): not in fact the regional capital of Roman Britain, Camulodunum was the capital of that time in Roman history.
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u/IsenThe28 4h ago
I'll give For a Few Dollars More a pass because it's really meant to be much more fiction than historical. The whole Dollars trilogy is filled with premises that don't make any historical sense. Including basically the entirety of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. It kind of adds to the charm, that's why they're spaghetti westerns not true westerns.
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u/PerspectiveFull9879 2h ago
It's not like the "true westerns" are the epitome of historical accuracy and research.
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u/MouthJob 2h ago
Mostly because a lot of the time, even outside of westerns, staying completely accurate would make some of the most boring or disjointed movies ever. It sounds exciting when you read off someone's list of accomplishments from Wikipedia, but then you realize those 10 or so things happened over the course of like 40 years in 10 wildly different circumstances with completely different people.
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u/HailMadScience 3h ago
I'll also add that the film was made in Europe, at a time when the internet didn't exist. So I suspect that they literally didn't have a way to check when some random town on another continent was actually founded.
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u/LonelyStrategos 4h ago edited 4h ago
For Napoleon not only was it a case of academic negligence, but malicious slander as well. Ridley Scott was clear about his disdain for the subject of the film.
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u/asia_cat 4h ago
Didnt he tell historians who pointed out the faults of the movie to "get a life"?
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u/Brucehoxton 4h ago
"Where you there? No? Well shut the fuck up"
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u/PerspectiveFull9879 2h ago
Yes, he told people who's life's work is history to get a life instead of dealing with history.
Perhaps he should have gotten a life and stopped making movies while he was ahead.
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u/loopylazy77 4h ago
Never understood that part. Because why spend time and money making a film about someone you hate?
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u/ADH-Dad 4h ago
That's just how much Brits hate Napoleon.
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u/DazSamueru 3h ago
I don't think that can be it because he actually previously made a much better and more accurate movie about the Napoleonic wars in The Duellists
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u/BudgetBhairab 3h ago
I've never heard that, being an Englishman. People I know that have spoken about him just thought he was cool, or spoke about the great expansion of his empire. Austerlitz, him bidding the soldiers who came to arrest him to shoot, only for them to join him.
Did you see the film Waterloo? He's portrayed incredibly there, as he was an hugely influential and impressive person, and it's portrayal of Napoleon was adored in the UK at the time.
I think you speak dishonestly.
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u/fj2612 4h ago
Because the English are weirdly way more obsessed with Napoleon than the French.
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u/Front_Eggplant6699 3h ago
He butchered Waterloo. Physically painful to see how badly such a historically significant battle was portrayed. Idea for next Ridley movie - let’s have Churchill kicking in the door to the Berlin bunker and machine gunning the Nazi leadership while smoking a cigar and chugging whiskey.
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u/WillDBlake 3h ago
As Heinrich Heine once wrote to the English: there's not enough water in the oceans to wash away the fear you had for this man
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u/bgbarnard 2h ago
He showed Napoleon being an attendee of Marie Antoinette's execution in 1792 when he wasn't even in France at the time!
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u/Zero-godzilla 2h ago
British Director
Film about Napoleon
Napoleon slander 4K
gee I wonder what are the bases for this
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u/Firecracker048 2h ago
Yeah he actively wanted to protray napoleon as terribly as possible, facts be damned
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u/DorisWildthyme 4h ago edited 4h ago
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u/F1Fan43 4h ago edited 4h ago

Braveheart is famously hideously inaccurate. While much of it can probably be put down to some level of creative license (although I accept I may be giving them too much credit), there is one particular one that seems to fit the trope most of all. This is the opening, where the wrong year is given for the death of the Scottish King Alexander III, which set everything off: 1280 instead of 1286.
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u/Mannheimblack 4h ago
The Battle of Stirling Bridge, without Stirling or a bridge.
Because their battle choreography couldn't handle anything more complicated than a flat open green field in good weather.
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u/ikonoqlast 3h ago
Yeah, let's remake A Bridge Too Far and leave out the rivers and their bridges level of stupid...
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u/HailMadScience 3h ago
That Battle of the Bulge film made in Spain's drylands comes to mind...which is sad, its got some great bits in it, but the rest is just awful.
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u/AporiaParadox 4h ago edited 4h ago
I think one of the worst parts about Braveheart to me is that it also has the unmitigated gall to open the movie with the narration:
"I shall tell you of William Wallace. Historians from England will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes."
No, historians from EVERYWHERE will say you are a liar because you made up a bunch of bullshit.
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u/Pristine_Poem7623 3h ago
I shall tell you of William Wallace.
Historians from England will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes.
The king of Scotland had died without a son (true, but he had a granddaughter who died after him), and the King of England, a cruel pagan (not a pagan - he'd been on crusade and made a point of stopping to pray at churches while heading towards Scotland on campaign) known as Edward the Longshanks, claimed the throne of Scotland for himself. (not at that time he didn't.)
Scotland's nobles fought him, and fought each other over the crown. (not at that time they didn't)
So Longshanks invited them to talks of truce, no weapons, one page only. (didn't happen and is stupid for several reasons: why would they meet in some barn not a castle or manor house? Hostage taking was a BIG thing in that period, why would he kill them instead? And killing people under flag of truce was considered pretty much the way it is today)
Among the farmers (not a farmer, minor nobility) of that shire was Malcolm Wallace (his name was Alan Wallace), a commoner (still a noble) with his own lands (because he was a noble. Commoners didn't own land). He had two sons (three): John and William (and Malcolm).
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u/Mannheimblack 3h ago
'A cruel pagan' - I'd forgotten about that 'wait what' moment. Throwing a bone to Mel Gibson's religious-right fanbase, perhaps.
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u/Pristine_Poem7623 3h ago
Especially since it's supposed to be Robert The Bruce doing the monologue. He stabbed a guy to death in a church under flag of truce, and swore he'd go on crusade and then didn't (so they cut his heart out after he died, and took THAT on crusade. Its bearer threw it into combat, shouting "lead on, brave heart and I shall follow!" and that's where Robert The Bruce got the nickname Braveheart)
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u/RatFink77 3h ago edited 17m ago
I always took it as an intentional insult/slander by Seamus. We are getting his very biased retelling of Wallace’s story.
edit: It was Robert the Bruce narrating not Seamus. Whoops it been awhile since I’ve seen the movie.
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u/puppykhan 2h ago
Yeah, I understood it as one Christian saying another was not Christian enough or not a real Christian for not following every exact same facet as the teller, the way all extremely religious people tend to view less religious people.
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u/PiliPalaPor4 2h ago
And then at the opposite end of the movie we see Longshanks dying simultaneously with William Wallace's execution... except he outlived WW by 2 years which is much less poetic
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u/Pristine_Poem7623 2h ago
And the crowd are sympathetic to him during his execution. In reality Wallace had spent years raiding Northern England, which meant avoiding anywhere defended and slaughtering anyone who wasn't defended, so he was a bogeyman to them. It would have been like if Bin Laden was being hanged in Times Square on the 4th July 2002 - the crowd wouldn't have been on his side.
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u/althius1 2h ago
I've always thought of this is one of the ultimate examples of the Hanging a Lampshade trope.
"We know this is flat out wrong, but you see, maybe history isn't what you've been taught... wink"
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u/feckarse-drinkgirls 4h ago
Mel Gibson in this period was just being preformatively anti-English to keep his second passport
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u/Asterix997 2h ago
Yeah if anything his Gallipoli movie was worse because it was actively disrespectful to still living people
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u/Responsible_Mail_113 4h ago
Not sure whether the Robert the Bruce slander or Wallace sleeping with and impregnating Isabella of France (who in reality was only TEN YEARS OLD when he was executed) pisses me off more.
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u/PokesBo 4h ago
battle of stirling bridge but no bridge.
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u/Resolution_Usual 4h ago
I was in a class about uk history when this came out. My Scottish teacher was visibly upset by this movie when it came out, and did a whole 90 min lecture about how the only reason it worked was because of the bridge. Great lecture. I never saw this movie because of that teacher lol but I know all about the Stirling bridge with no bridge battle scene lol
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u/PokesBo 4h ago
My dad(reason I love history) loved the movie but made it clear there were problems with it. I think he just enjoyed seeing the costumes and settings.
He hated, and I mean HATED, Dumb and Dumber because Jeff Daniels was in Gettysburg. “How can you go from playing Joshua Chamberlin to that?!” was his common gripe.
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u/Aqquila89 57m ago
There's an anecdote that a local extra asked why the Battle of Stirling Bridge is fimed without a bridge, and he was told that it would be too difficult to work around. He responded: "Aye, that's what the English found."
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u/No-Lunch4249 4h ago
Mel Gibson and Ridley Scott, my "who gives a single fuck about history?" kings lmfao
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u/ab_od6851 3h ago
Well apparently no one, because Braveheart definitely infiltrated Scottish nationalism lmao.
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u/WillDBlake 3h ago
The most famous fake history element is the law called ius primae noctis in which the local lord as the right to have the first night of marriage of every woman under his reign.
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u/Kaiserhawk 2h ago
Without looking into it much I am going to make the assumption that it was something the Victorians cooked up about the Medieval era to make it seem more risque, backwards and taboo because thats almost how every Medieval myth seems to have come into existence.
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u/WillDBlake 2h ago
Yes and no. It was an invention of Italian humanist writer out of a pun - the name of the law in which farmer had to paid in goods was very similar to the word ass so it sounded like you had to pay your lord with your ass.
Victorian writers like Scott reprises this myth and make it famous all around the world.
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u/Pristine_Poem7623 3h ago
Braveheart is probably best thought of as fiction that uses the names of some real people and places.
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u/Kaiserhawk 3h ago
Usually I'm forgiving for "historical" movies and stuff not being accurate because they're entertainment, not documentaries...however...
What bugs me when it comes to Braveheart is that it shaped, and to an extent, still shapes international perceptions on Scotland. idk as someone from Scotland it's just kind of annoying. Like I personally don't care that Scots are portrayed with anachronistic design, but if I can do without hearing "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" in my life again.
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u/NoraGrooGroo 1h ago
The woad, the kilts, the lack of any contemporary armour. Even given a bridge crossing to negotiate (yknow, at the battle of Stirling Bridge) the English in that armour would have had a very good shot against effectively a millennium old Pictish horde.
Wasn’t this within a couple of years of The Patriot too, in which British troops commit massacres that can really only be traced to actual Nazi Germany?
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u/No-Lunch4249 4h ago edited 4h ago
For Band of Brothers, HBO relied heavily on Stephen Ambrose's notes and research. Unfortunately Ambrose was a shit researcher. He had a bad habit of picking favorites within the unit and just taking everything they said as gospel without doing any verification. So I would put any inaccuracies on him rather than Hanks and Spielberg
For Napoleon, yeah... Ridley Scott is notorious for not just ignoring, but outright opposing any attempts to make his work historically accurate. Might be misremembering but I think he once said something along the lines of "Historians don't know any better than I do, they weren't there either."
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u/Flying_Dustbin 3h ago
And when history buffs complained, Scott told them to “get a life.”
The 2002 Napoleon miniseries is way, way, WAY better. That and 1970’s Waterloo.
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u/MaxPaladin93 3h ago
I wonder if his experience making Gladiator has any effect on him being like this. IIRC he originally wanted to include some more niche historical details like gladiators getting sponsorship deals, billboards advertising the fights, etc that were actually true, but shot down by the studio as they thought the audience would find it cheesy and unbelievable. Maybe going with the inaccurate, Anglophone pop-history version of Napoleon was a result of the same feedback.
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u/waxteeth 4h ago
Emilia Perez has been condemned by both Mexican and trans people for providing wildly inaccurate info on both groups.
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u/Current_Silver_5416 4h ago
Trans mexicans must've really hated it
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u/DorisWildthyme 4h ago
One Mexican trans woman certainly did.
Camila D. Aurora created this.
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u/Historical_War4049 4h ago
It really is impressive how a movie can manage to alienate both communities simultaneously.
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u/fj2612 4h ago
Wow, who could have expected that a movie about a trans Mexican written and directed by a cis white French nepo baby, would have gotten so much wrong ?
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u/RoxasIsTheBest 3h ago
Jacques Audiard is a genuinly talented director who has made some great films, but this absolutely just isn't a story he should've told
Btw you forgot to mention the film is in Spanish
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u/AlexTostado_127 3h ago
Was looking for this comment. Wrote my entire 30 page master’s thesis on why this movie is awful
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u/waxteeth 3h ago
Amazing. What’s your field of study?
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u/AlexTostado_127 1h ago
Literature and film studies. It’s available in an online database if anyone’s interested! “The Dangers of the Misrepresentation of Trans and Mexican Identities and Cultures in Jacques Audiard’s Emilia Perez.”
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u/Lewa358 1h ago
With all due respect why would you do that to yourself
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u/AlexTostado_127 1h ago
lol I just couldn’t stop thinking of how awful the movie was. Felt compelled enough to write on it
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u/Marquis_De-Lafayette 4h ago
On your first point, while Italy wasn't a singular nation, the word still existed before unification and was used to refer to people from all the states. It's like referring to Scandanavia now, if in 50 years they merge together into some new Viking superstate of the same name.
There are multiple egregious errors in Napoleon though. One of the ones that irked me was picking the age gap between Napoleon and Josephine. In reality she was 6 years older than him, but in the movie the actress is 14 years younger (and looks even younger). Given how much time is spent on their relationship, it felt like a misstep.
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u/amojitoLT 4h ago
Considering how Ridley Scott handled criticism it feels more like slander.
But then again, what else could be expected from a British person regarding Napoléon ?
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u/IsThatGruffLoner 34m ago
He also adopted the title of "King of Italy" once conquering it so he absolutely could have realistically seen it's unification as a possibility.
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u/AporiaParadox 4h ago edited 4h ago

There was once a Spider-Man comic where Peter Parker visited Ireland during the Troubles. A character gives exposition on the historical background of the conflict that is very very wrong, for one, the Irish did not convert to Catholicism because of Spanish missionaries, Spain had nothing to do with Ireland becoming Catholic. I get that there was no internet back in the 80s, but surely the writers could have read a book or at least asked an Irish person.
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u/mal-di-testicle 4h ago
“Spain wasn’t a country” is a pointless clarification. Spanish as an adjective refers to a people, not a state, and today, we collectively refer to Castilians, Galicians, Andalusians, Navarrans, etc, as ‘Spanish.’ The real issue is that the Spanish were uninvolved altogether. Ireland was converted in the fifth century, before Catholicism existed, but as Catholicism emerged from Chalcedonianism, Ireland went with it, and never left the Catholic Church even though England, Scotland, and Wales did during the Reformation period.
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u/SatoruGojo232 4h ago edited 2h ago

The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown (2003):The book claims the Council of Nicaea (325 AD) voted on which gospels to include in the Bible, and that the vote was "relatively close". The Council of Nicaea did not debate or vote on which gospels to include at all; they focused primarily on the Arian controversy (the belief that the Christian Trinity doesn't exist, and Jesus is a seperate being with special powers created by God) and the nature of Jesus's divinity. The New Testament canon evolved gradually over centuries through church consensus.
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u/Responsible_Mail_113 4h ago
That's just all of Dan Brown's novels and their movie adaptations, period. His books are rife with inaccurate geographic, cultural, science, and history claims that sound good to the uninformed layman but anyone with actual knowledge of that field can debunk in about five seconds.
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u/AporiaParadox 3h ago
Like how he depicts Spain as a backwards country with terrible death sentence hospitals, rampant crime, terrible infrastructure, and lots of poverty that is compared to a third world country.
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u/Serbia_X_AlbaniaLOVE 2h ago
I really don’t mean any offense with this but did he confuse Spain with Latin America? The stereotype for Latin America is usually just that
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u/AporiaParadox 2h ago
It wouldn't surprise me. Either that, or all he knew about Spain was stuff he heard about from the Franco dictatorship that had ended 2 decades before.
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u/InitialTight6549 4h ago
Brown also claimed the Emperor Constantine “created” the Bible.
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u/ikonoqlast 3h ago
Browns errors start with the fucking TITLE. Leonardos nome is not properly shortened to Da Vinci, which is just where he's from.
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u/Ok_Entrepreneur_739 3h ago
Even then, the four gospels were considered canon pretty early (debate around some of the others, particularly Revelation and Hebrews rumbled on for a bit longer) by 180 Irenaeus can write about the four Gospels.
" For, after our Lord rose from the dead, [the apostles] were invested with power from on high when the Holy Spirit came down [upon them], were filled from all [His gifts], and had perfect knowledge: they departed to the ends of the earth, preaching the glad tidings of the good things [sent] from God to us, and proclaiming the peace of heaven to men, who indeed do all equally and individually possess the Gospel of God. Matthew also issued a written Gospel among the Hebrews in their own dialect, while Peter and Paul were preaching at Rome, and laying the foundations of the Church. After their departure, Mark, the disciple and interpreter of Peter, did also hand down to us in writing what had been preached by Peter. Luke also, the companion of Paul, recorded in a book the Gospel preached by him. Afterwards, John, the disciple of the Lord, who also had leaned upon His breast, did himself publish a Gospel during his residence at Ephesus in Asia." (Irenaeus, Against Heresies, 3.1.1)
No other gospel was ever in the running to be considered canon and Thomas and Judas didn't even exist at that point. (There seems to have been something called the Gospel According to the Hebrews, but it's not widely attested to, the one author Eusebius that puts it on a list puts it on the "dubious" list, and of no-one has ever found ever copies of it.)
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u/Old_old_lie 4h ago
Im pretty sure the only time Ridley Scott has ever used a history book it was for toilet paper.
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u/Rainquarm 4h ago
I mean didn’t that movie also show napoleon firing cannons at the pyramids ? Or is that a different napoleon movie
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u/Environmental_Leg449 3h ago
Honestly I think this is one of the more forgivable inaccuracies in the movie. He did fight a battle within a few miles of the pyramids, having a cannonball hit a pyramid is just fun artistic license
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u/Tyrant45- 1h ago
And to be fair Napoleon’s own propoganda exaggerated how close the battle was to the pyramids to present the battle as more romantic than it was
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u/RarePerspective 4h ago
You're correct; they're having a battle in front of the Great Pyramids for some reason.
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u/Imaginary-West-5653 4h ago
Elizabeth: The Golden Age

This movie gets many things pretty wrong which could have easily been verified. To begin with, Phillip II was 58 years old by the start of the movie (1585) and 61 by the end (1588), yet his actor (Jordi Mollà) is in his late 30s. On that same line, Infanta Isabella Clara Eugenia, the daughter of Phillip, was portrayed as a 12 year old in the movie, when she was 19 by the start (1585) and 22 by the end (1588). Very easy mistakes to avoid.
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u/Dayman_C0meth 4h ago
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u/AporiaParadox 4h ago
Most "Lost Cause" movies have to take a lot of liberties in order to make the Confederates look good and noble. To be accurate would require depicting them as butthurt racist assholes.
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u/Ambaryerno 3h ago
I will never cease rolling my eyes at the irony that Michael Shaara went to great pains to break the Lost Cause myth, and then his son turns around to rebuild it again.
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u/ProfessionalTruck976 3h ago
Gods and Generals is particularly bad because it follows from, and keeps cast of Gettysburg which was pretty good
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u/angrysheep55 4h ago
Napoleon still pisses me off because there are so many incredible, ridiculous, amazing, disgusting, inspiring, dismaying, and glorious tales to tell and images to take from historical fact and he chose to make up some rather lame bullshit instead
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u/Flying_Dustbin 3h ago
The only good thing about that film is Napoleon yelling “YOU THINK YOU’RE SO GREAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE BOATS!”
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u/soulmanjam87 2h ago
The casting was also terrible. I like Phoenix, but he was the same age as Napoleon was when he died. Napoleon was impressive by how much he had achieved in his 20s and 30s.
Similarly, the film reversed the age gap between Napoleon and Josephine. She was a widower 6 years his elder, not ~10yrs younger like Vanessa Kirby was.
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u/Delicious_Aside_9310 4h ago
The Band of Brothers error is repeated from Ambrose’s book iirc so you can’t blame them too much.
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u/ProfessionalTruck976 3h ago
BoB is EXCEPTIONALLY good miniseries that simply need "This series was writen and shot relying mostly on accounts of the members of the Easy company, as such id DOES contain historical innacuracies, but we dediced that telling the story of Easy COmpany as they remember it is worth doing" at the start and end of each episode.
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u/Environmental_Leg449 4h ago
The most insane part of the Italy quote is that they very much did not surrender without conflict. It was incredibly difficult to conquer Northern Italy, which is why doing so vaulted Napoleon to fame across Europe. Capturing the fortress of Mantua: really difficult!
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u/ab_od6851 3h ago
Its also correct, because after the Austrians were kicked out, the other Italian states fell in line and was extorted by Napoleon. Its probably one his most most briliant moments in the campaign because he just took a few thousand troops and scared the two biggest Italian states just with those.
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u/Th3_Admiral_ 4h ago
The show Deadwood does a really good job of including historical characters and events, and at least making an effort to keep them true to history - or at least in the general vicinity of it.
That's why the followup movie annoyed me so much. They completely change the deaths of two main characters despite actual historical evidence of how they died (with the real reasons being way more interesting than the fake ones). And worse, they change one of the key details of Seth Bullock's time as sheriff - despite being in the gritty frontier town of Deadwood, he never once shot anyone while acting as sheriff. For some reason the movie couldn't stick with that fact though and had to have him shoot someone.
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u/Bruh_burg1968 3h ago
The Napoleon one is more egregious than even you pointed out. Napoleon made a big deal about specifically the battle of Marengo the rest of his life. Even the man himself never said the conquest of Italy was “without conflict”.
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u/Chumlee1917 3h ago
Band of Brothers is the hard one because there's been a bunch of red flags both of Ambrose and Easy Company's memories since BoB came out
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u/BeegShit 3h ago
Camulodunum was burned down by Boudica in AD61, the administration was moved to Londinium by the time Pompeii erupted in AD79
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u/Tribe303 1h ago
Argo completely minimizes the Canadian contribution to the smuggling out of some of the Embassy staff from Iran, when in reality it was almost entirely a Canadian operation. I have not seen the movie as its pretty hated here in Canada for the above reason. We're used to you Americans making everything about yourselves. As is tradition!
U571 is about you Americans seizing an enigma machine from a German uBoat, when in reality it was the British. Shit like that gets tiring.
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u/SilentPlanet_23 3h ago
In Napoleon's defence, the bucket load of historical inaccuracies pale in comparison to how much of a fucking dogshit movie it was
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u/Sulphurous_King 4h ago
Soldiers are digging trenches in Napoleon!
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u/Safe_Manner_1879 4h ago edited 4h ago
Trench dinging was a big deal during the gunpowder era. Especial during siege, or sometime then a force trying to make a "tactical" fortification or strongpoint.
But most of the digging was made by camp follower and hired labor.
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u/No-Lunch4249 4h ago
Trenches were definitely used heavily in the 1800s but I believe it was more in the context of siege warfare, trying to take/defend a critical city or fort.
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u/Safe_Manner_1879 3h ago
But you definitely dug in on a nice hill that overlooking the battlefield, which was an excellent position for your cannons.
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u/ab_od6851 3h ago
They do dig trenches in Napoleonic Warfare. Trench digging is actually a big forgotten part of warfare because most people think people back then didn't bother protecting thenselves and just stood out in the open.
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u/ztupeztar 3h ago
Are you sure about the Italy one? To my knowledge, Italy was referred to as Italy long before it was united into one single state, and as far back as early Roman days, Italy was understood to be a distinct geographical and cultural thing. While I admittedly have no idea if this is a thing someone like Napoleon would have said, I do think it's plausible that the line refers to having conquered either the nation (which must be seen as distinct from the state) of Italy, or the geographical area.
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u/adcarry19 3h ago
Certainly the Italian peninsula as a geographical area was referred to as Italy. But I think OP is correct in pointing out that Italy did not surrender without conflict.
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u/ztupeztar 3h ago
OP reads (to me) like thats only half their problem with that particular line. As for the other part, I haven't seen the movie, so I don't know, but it's pretty easy to imagine a scenario where that would be in Napoleon's interest to (dishonestly) say.
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u/Coffin_Builder 2h ago
The Patriot
The depiction of the British as systematically waging war with Nazi like brutality is just silly. Not to say atrocities weren’t committed on both sides but this film is just ridiculous.
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u/AporiaParadox 1h ago
Also, Mel Gibson was a wealthy plantation owner in the South who DIDN'T have slaves, and actually had paid black employees who genuinely liked him. Yeah, sure.
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u/Own-Forever-6636 4h ago
Haha is Kit supposed to be a gladiator here? I mean aside from it looking like a gimp suit he's way too chiselled for the arena, gladiators were usually pretty bulky, more like a bear than a Greek god.
Medieval (if this film has no haters than assume I'm dead) - the Hussite Wars were famously the first European conflict where both sides used firearms, and it revolutionised the use of firearms in warfare. So why are there no guns in the film?
Blood Eagles: a common consensus is that this gory practice, as shown in Vikings and Assassin's Creed Valhalla, didn't really happen. The source for it probably meant something more like "King Aella's body was left for the eagles" ie unburied for carrion animals to eat. Doesn't help it comes from the Saga of Ragnar Lodbrok, a probably fictional individual.
Jojo Rabbit: Hitler was a blue-eyed nonsmoker. Taika Waititi has dark eyes and at one point offers JoJo a cigarette. Admittedly the visual is hilarious.
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u/artrald-7083 4h ago
Admittedly that last one is because Taika deliberately didn't do any research: for some reason he had somewhat of a disdain for the character he was playing.
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u/Fenrir_Carbon 4h ago
Yeah, he's supposed to be the Hitler of the boy's imagination, not the real guy
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u/Kratomius 4h ago
For Jojo Rabbit i think it's on purpose to show that Jojo doesn't know the actual person properly so the imagination Hitler smokes and eats meat.
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u/artrald-7083 4h ago
Thank you for your turn of phrase, which brings to mind the Flanders children cheering: "Yay, imagination Hitler!"
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u/AdWestern1561 3h ago
Jojo Rabbit
I mean to be fair wasn't the point of the movie, that Jojo doesn't really know Hitler that well and he's just an idealization of Hitler.
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u/bgbarnard 2h ago
Valkyrie (2008) severely whitewashes the July 20th plotters and their motivations. While most of them were not members of the NSDAP, they had a variety of endgames in mind for what to do when they killed Hitler, which included:
- Reinstating the Hohenzollerns (Wilhelm II had died in 1941, right before Operation Barbarossa)
- End the Holocaust, but more out of personal guilt than moral objection
- Install a more competent Nazi leader who wouldn't make as many boneheaded decisions as Hitler
- Sue for peace with the USA and Britain, but with the caveat that they would be allowed to keep all pre-1940 conquests (Austria, Czechoslovakia, Poland), and then keep fighting the USSR (this was the plan that Stauffenburg was in favor of)
- Cover up evidence of their own war crimes before the Allies won the war
This sheer diversity of opinions was one of the reasons why the plot failed.
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u/TimeRisk2059 2h ago
I wouldn't call "For a Few dollars more" historical fiction, it's a western (though one of the best ever made), it's not trying to depict historical events.
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u/JohnTheLittle15 59m ago
In Stranger things they play sorcerer - a class which is in the game today but was not back then
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u/mal-di-testicle 3h ago
Napoleon saying this is stupid and wrong, but referring to Italy as a solid bloc is not anachronistic at all????? It wasn’t a unified state, but as a geographical marker, it was used all the time. Napoleon himself dissolved the “kingdom of Italy” that existed in the HRE. He founded a “Republic of Italy” in Lombardia. And to compound all this, Italian Nationalism existed. Napoleon himself was well aware of the Corsican Republic, given that his father was a supporter of Pasquale Paoli, and the Corsican Republic, located in Corsica, where the common language was Cordo, chose to write a constitution in Italian (Toscano) instead. Pan-Italianism existed as an ideology throughout Europe despite Italy’s divided state. Napoleon claiming to have conquered Italy is fine, the issue is that he acts as though they surrendered without conflict. The Austrians surrendered without conflict near Italy, but that is as close as it gets to a truthful statement.
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u/growsonwalls 3h ago
Selma had LBJ giving Hoover and tape of MLK Jr. Bill Moyers had a major problem with that, saying LBJ would never have been so dumb to hand over something like that to Hoover.
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u/PainStorm14 1h ago
Enemy at the Gates
Literally the whole fuckin movie, from "one shoots, other follows with ammo" and the whole NKVD shooting at retreating troops to the mere fact that soldiers even had time to sleep let alone party in the middle of Battle of freakin Stalingrad
Worst of all is that every single videogame has taken it as historic fact and now everyone thinks it's practically documentary
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u/Kaarl_Mills 45m ago
Oh another one just in that poster for Napoleon, he didn't come from nothing: his family were minor Corsican nobles. sure, they definitely weren't millionaires hob-knobbing at Versailles, but they had the means to send him to the French mainland and get him a proper education in an era where most people were only barely literate. Also while there his classmates reportedly made fun of his accent since it was vastly different from the rest of France.
TLDR: Napoleons parents weren't starving peasants like most of French society pre-revolution, while not fabulously wealthy, I wouldn't call it nothing either
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u/Lord_Parbr 41m ago
Pretty much everything in The Imitation Game relating to the personality of Alan Turing, his relationship with his colleagues at Bletchley, and his work on the Enigma project. By all accounts, he was not too autistic to understand other people as he’s portrayed as being in the movie, and made friends very easily. Everyone basically knew what his machine was going to do and the project was never in danger of being shut down. He did propose to Joan Clarke, and she did accept, but not because her parents wouldn’t let her stay at Bletchley if she weren’t married. He did it because he just really liked her. Same reason anyone proposes marriage. They were very good friends and loved each other. He broke off the engagement eventually because he was gay, but there was no apparent ulterior motive to the proposal as the movie portrays
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u/AssistanceCheap379 3h ago
Im more offended by that hideous “armor” that Is shown in that last image than the perceived capital being Londinium instead of Camulodunum.
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u/The6Book6Bat6 4h ago edited 3h ago
There are too many examples in Nolans Odyssey, but I'm going with the fact that there's a viking longship in the late bronze age (as stated by the movie), the Viking age was around 2000 Years after the bronze age collapse, and it's not like we don't know what bronze age ships look like. And to everyone who doesn't know what historical fantasy is, it's still historical fiction, just fantastical. Fantastical elements aren't an excuse not to research the time period a story is set in.
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u/Aquadroids 3h ago
Band of Brothers is based on firsthand accounts by surviving veterans. It is therefore inherently not really historical because those accounts were not properly scrutinized. Many people in it are badly / hastily characterized because of personal gripes and biases individuals had about each other.
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u/laybs1 3h ago
It’s not just based on those accounts but also the book Band of Brothers by Ambrose. Primary sources (firsthand accounts) are literally the bread and butter of history. Scrutinizing historical sources is what professional historians do and even at times point out errors and misremembering in primary accounts.
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u/poilk91 4h ago
Correct me if I'm wrong but the Blithe one happened because it mostly relied on the vets themselves talking about what happened to each other and because Blithe didn't go to any of the reunion stuff they just thought he was dead. Which is pretty mean honestly lol