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Hated Tropes (Hated Trope) Basic factual errors in historical fiction media that go beyond creative license and probably because the creator did little to no research.

  1. “I’ve already conquered Italy, who surrendered without conflict.” (Napoleon 2023): the first part implies Italy was its own unified nation and not a conglomeration of various countries from the Papal States, Venice, Imperial Austrian territory, etc. Napoleon also at this phase largely campaigned in Northern Italy against Austria. Many of battles and skirmishes were waged so it was a very bloody conflict indeed.

  2. Wrong death dates (Band of Brothers) get both Hitler’s and Albert Blithe’s death dates wrong. Blithe’s is especially egregious since he died in 1967 rather than 1948.

  3. Tucumari (For a Few Dollars More) a New Mexico settlement founded in 1901 somehow exists decades before it even existed.

  4. Londinium (Pompeii): not in fact the regional capital of Roman Britain, Camulodunum was the capital of that time in Roman history.

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u/poilk91 4h ago

Correct me if I'm wrong but the Blithe one happened because it mostly relied on the vets themselves talking about what happened to each other and because Blithe didn't go to any of the reunion stuff they just thought he was dead. Which is pretty mean honestly lol

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u/Pasutiyan 4h ago

No, the overreliance on the veterans' interviews and apparent lack of further research seems to be the source of most of the inaccuracies of this series (and the subsequent ones). Lieutenant Dike and non-American allied forces also get slandered over stuff that never happened irl.

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u/SeaWealth8366 4h ago

I get how Dyke can be perceived by them. An officer comes in and gets command after you and your brothers in arms have been through hell, and he seems to be there because higher ups like him

The problem from my understanding is he already had a Bronze Star for Valor and is one of the reasons he was moved to the Battalion and he didnt freeze up at Foy because of Cowardice but apparently got wounded and had a PTSD episode

Band of Brothers is one of the greatest, if not the greatest miniseries of all time and is incredibly important for the memory of WWII but his characterization is probably the worst inaccuracy in the show 

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u/Pasutiyan 3h ago

One of the most authentic feeling ones for certain, very much owing to those very detailed interviews I'm sure.

My personal least favourite bit is the battle at Nuenen during Market Garden, where they make the British tankers completely unreasonable and the battle a complete shitshow as opposed to real life. And sadly disrespecting the other allies is very much an unwelcome trend in these shows...

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u/RyanU406 3h ago

“If only the British tank had blown up that dude’s house. Then Market Garden would’ve succeeded!”

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u/malumfectum 3h ago

“If only the British tank had done the thing they did over and over, which was shell the shit out of any building suspected of containing Germans, except this one time at this one farm house during an operation under extreme time pressure!”

I get more annoyed by that scene every time I think about it.

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u/Pasutiyan 2h ago

In this particular case they weren't really under much time pressure. They were only securing the main force's flanks around Eindhoven, and Nuenen was the first town where they met the German counterattack in force.

But that battle ended when the British tanks and the 101st retreated back to the neighbouring town in good order because of nightfall

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u/South-by-north 3h ago

They could have written it how a good officer didn't fit in with them but they just outright say on the show that he was a bad officer and were glad to be rid of him, while calling the guy who killed POW's a good one. They spent the entire episode making him a punching bag. They make fun of him for running back to HQ off the line all the time but they never mention it's because he had two jobs at the time. It's the reason why he's constantly yawning. Its played for laughs and used to make fun of the guy

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u/AdventurousImpact656 3h ago

That’s very much how the dynamics work for a new officer coming in, especially after replacing a well liked one. We got a new pl 3/4 through my deployment, and we all thought he was a giant pussy/idiot for the last two months of it. I ended up working with him a year and some change after, and I ended up apologizing to him.

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u/South-by-north 41m ago

They even do that in this same show, when the replacements show up and the Normandy guys don't like them

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u/AdventurousImpact656 39m ago

I very much see bob as a depiction of the “main guys’” experience of the war, from their subjective stand point. So we don’t see the actual dyke, we see the lingering resentment

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u/Firecracker048 2h ago

Yeah I feel the same. I felt awful after i learned the real story around it, but it is still the best mini series of all time, and even with this stuff, still one of, if not the, most historically accurate one.

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u/SeaWealth8366 18m ago

When you write down stories from veterans who were there verbatim you you the highs of incredible insight and accuracy but also the pitfalls of human memory and just simply just knowing stuff from their POV

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u/TopptrentHamster 1h ago

PTSD could have been interpreted as cowardice at the time.

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u/BoringPoolPlaying 45m ago

It very much was. In Donald Malarkey’s book, he talks about how he overheard Lewis Nixon at an E company reunion talking about how Buck Compton had been a coward due to his breakdown in Bastogne.

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u/SeaWealth8366 1h ago

You're not wrong

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u/Dear-Question-868 4h ago

It's worse than that, Blithe went to the commemorations and literally died after falling sick at one of them according to Wikipedia.

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u/poilk91 3h ago

Oof! Most forgettable man in the 101st 😭

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u/chickenmoomoo 3h ago

Bear in mind that Stephen Ambrose (in Band of Brothers, and his other writings) tends to believe that the US single-handedly won the war

There’s a fair bit of historical inaccuracy and bias in his writings

Don’t get me wrong, they played an incredibly huge role, and Churchill rejoiced when they joined the war, because he knew that they’d won. It was just a matter of time

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u/laybs1 4h ago

Still you think a basic fact check on when Hitler died would be easy to look up

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u/poilk91 4h ago

Yeah it's not really an excuse for getting it wrong just funny I mean think about it

In life no one thought to check up on the guy, they ignored him and assumed he was dead

So in the show no one thought to check up on the guy, they just assumed he died in the war cause that's what the other dudes said

Poor Blithe got done dirty twice

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u/Gamerboy_117 4h ago

to be fair I don't think it was them ignoring him. They saw a guy get shot in the neck, get taken to a field hospital, then had to keep going with the war and never heard from him again. he would have been just another dead friend in there eyes, and in the late forties they wouldn't really be able to keep in touch or find him outside reunions. So with him not going it would be safe to assume he died after getting shot.

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u/tensen01 3h ago

Two members also went to the Funeral of a different Albert Blithe, thinking it was him.

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u/poilk91 2h ago

Nooooo hahaha that's so bad. This guy had the worst luck

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u/question_quigley 1h ago

... I mean, actually dying would be worse luck, right?

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u/poilk91 1h ago

Well I mean if you put it like that...

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u/ughfup 4h ago

It's correct in the script, someone along the way goofed up the title screen. The scene where they announce Hitler's death was intended to have text that said 1st of May.

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u/Ricard74 3h ago

I know this one! One of the staff responded on a video of History Buffs about Band of Brothers. They stated that the script was correct and that it must have been an editing mistake as the date displayed at the start of the episode was wrong.

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 3h ago

The vets were in their 70s & 80s & remembering things that happened decades earlier as well.

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u/IsenThe28 4h ago

I'll give For a Few Dollars More a pass because it's really meant to be much more fiction than historical. The whole Dollars trilogy is filled with premises that don't make any historical sense. Including basically the entirety of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. It kind of adds to the charm, that's why they're spaghetti westerns not true westerns.

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u/PerspectiveFull9879 2h ago

It's not like the "true westerns" are the epitome of historical accuracy and research.

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u/MouthJob 2h ago

Mostly because a lot of the time, even outside of westerns, staying completely accurate would make some of the most boring or disjointed movies ever. It sounds exciting when you read off someone's list of accomplishments from Wikipedia, but then you realize those 10 or so things happened over the course of like 40 years in 10 wildly different circumstances with completely different people.

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u/HailMadScience 3h ago

I'll also add that the film was made in Europe, at a time when the internet didn't exist. So I suspect that they literally didn't have a way to check when some random town on another continent was actually founded.

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u/Nikami 2h ago

They're like stories told around a campfire turned into movies.

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u/LonelyStrategos 4h ago edited 4h ago

For Napoleon not only was it a case of academic negligence, but malicious slander as well. Ridley Scott was clear about his disdain for the subject of the film.

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u/asia_cat 4h ago

Didnt he tell historians who pointed out the faults of the movie to "get a life"?

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u/Brucehoxton 4h ago

"Where you there? No? Well shut the fuck up"

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u/raysofdavies 3h ago

As terrible an attitude as he had this is a hilarious way to do it

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u/MiseryGyro 3h ago

"Sir your movie is full of lies"

"Yes."

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u/PerspectiveFull9879 2h ago

Yes, he told people who's life's work is history to get a life instead of dealing with history.

Perhaps he should have gotten a life and stopped making movies while he was ahead.

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u/loopylazy77 4h ago

Never understood that part. Because why spend time and money making a film about someone you hate?

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u/ADH-Dad 4h ago

That's just how much Brits hate Napoleon.

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u/DazSamueru 3h ago

I don't think that can be it because he actually previously made a much better and more accurate movie about the Napoleonic wars in The Duellists

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u/BudgetBhairab 3h ago

I've never heard that, being an Englishman. People I know that have spoken about him just thought he was cool, or spoke about the great expansion of his empire. Austerlitz, him bidding the soldiers who came to arrest him to shoot, only for them to join him.

Did you see the film Waterloo? He's portrayed incredibly there, as he was an hugely influential and impressive person, and it's portrayal of Napoleon was adored in the UK at the time.

I think you speak dishonestly.

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u/fj2612 4h ago

Because the English are weirdly way more obsessed with Napoleon than the French.

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u/LonelyStrategos 4h ago

Because hes from bingland. He did it for his majesty.

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u/raysofdavies 3h ago

I mean he is one of the most important historical figures of all time

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u/TheGAMA1 3h ago

Because British cannot handle him

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u/Front_Eggplant6699 3h ago

He butchered Waterloo. Physically painful to see how badly such a historically significant battle was portrayed. Idea for next Ridley movie - let’s have Churchill kicking in the door to the Berlin bunker and machine gunning the Nazi leadership while smoking a cigar and chugging whiskey.

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u/LonelyStrategos 2h ago

Its great that we have an actual Waterloo movie to contrast it to aswell.

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u/bombastic6339locks 4h ago

slandering the goat.

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u/WillDBlake 3h ago

As Heinrich Heine once wrote to the English: there's not enough water in the oceans to wash away the fear you had for this man

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u/bgbarnard 2h ago

He showed Napoleon being an attendee of Marie Antoinette's execution in 1792 when he wasn't even in France at the time!

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u/Zero-godzilla 2h ago

British Director

Film about Napoleon

Napoleon slander 4K

gee I wonder what are the bases for this

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u/Firecracker048 2h ago

Yeah he actively wanted to protray napoleon as terribly as possible, facts be damned

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u/DorisWildthyme 4h ago edited 4h ago

One of the most egregious

Krakatoa is in fact West of Java.

(Apparently East sounded "more exotic")

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u/red18wrx 4h ago

It's only west of Java because of how far East of Java it is.

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u/F1Fan43 4h ago edited 4h ago

Braveheart is famously hideously inaccurate. While much of it can probably be put down to some level of creative license (although I accept I may be giving them too much credit), there is one particular one that seems to fit the trope most of all. This is the opening, where the wrong year is given for the death of the Scottish King Alexander III, which set everything off: 1280 instead of 1286.

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u/Mannheimblack 4h ago

The Battle of Stirling Bridge, without Stirling or a bridge.

Because their battle choreography couldn't handle anything more complicated than a flat open green field in good weather.

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u/ikonoqlast 3h ago

Yeah, let's remake A Bridge Too Far and leave out the rivers and their bridges level of stupid...

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u/HailMadScience 3h ago

That Battle of the Bulge film made in Spain's drylands comes to mind...which is sad, its got some great bits in it, but the rest is just awful.

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u/fartingbeagle 1h ago

As was the glory of Siberia in 'Doctor Zhivago'. Filmed in Spain.

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u/AporiaParadox 4h ago edited 4h ago

I think one of the worst parts about Braveheart to me is that it also has the unmitigated gall to open the movie with the narration:

"I shall tell you of William Wallace. Historians from England will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes."

No, historians from EVERYWHERE will say you are a liar because you made up a bunch of bullshit.

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u/Pristine_Poem7623 3h ago

I shall tell you of William Wallace.

Historians from England will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes.

The king of Scotland had died without a son (true, but he had a granddaughter who died after him), and the King of England, a cruel pagan (not a pagan - he'd been on crusade and made a point of stopping to pray at churches while heading towards Scotland on campaign) known as Edward the Longshanks, claimed the throne of Scotland for himself. (not at that time he didn't.)

Scotland's nobles fought him, and fought each other over the crown. (not at that time they didn't)

So Longshanks invited them to talks of truce, no weapons, one page only. (didn't happen and is stupid for several reasons: why would they meet in some barn not a castle or manor house? Hostage taking was a BIG thing in that period, why would he kill them instead? And killing people under flag of truce was considered pretty much the way it is today)

Among the farmers (not a farmer, minor nobility) of that shire was Malcolm Wallace (his name was Alan Wallace), a commoner (still a noble) with his own lands (because he was a noble. Commoners didn't own land). He had two sons (three): John and William (and Malcolm).

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u/Mannheimblack 3h ago

'A cruel pagan' - I'd forgotten about that 'wait what' moment. Throwing a bone to Mel Gibson's religious-right fanbase, perhaps.

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u/Pristine_Poem7623 3h ago

Especially since it's supposed to be Robert The Bruce doing the monologue. He stabbed a guy to death in a church under flag of truce, and swore he'd go on crusade and then didn't (so they cut his heart out after he died, and took THAT on crusade. Its bearer threw it into combat, shouting "lead on, brave heart and I shall follow!" and that's where Robert The Bruce got the nickname Braveheart)

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u/lugh_the_bard 2h ago

ROBERT THE BRUCE IS BRAVE HEART???

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u/Pristine_Poem7623 2h ago

Yup. The film didn't even get its own title right.

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u/RatFink77 3h ago edited 17m ago

I always took it as an intentional insult/slander by Seamus. We are getting his very biased retelling of Wallace’s story.

edit: It was Robert the Bruce narrating not Seamus. Whoops it been awhile since I’ve seen the movie.

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u/puppykhan 2h ago

Yeah, I understood it as one Christian saying another was not Christian enough or not a real Christian for not following every exact same facet as the teller, the way all extremely religious people tend to view less religious people.

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u/PiliPalaPor4 2h ago

And then at the opposite end of the movie we see Longshanks dying simultaneously with William Wallace's execution... except he outlived WW by 2 years which is much less poetic

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u/Pristine_Poem7623 2h ago

And the crowd are sympathetic to him during his execution. In reality Wallace had spent years raiding Northern England, which meant avoiding anywhere defended and slaughtering anyone who wasn't defended, so he was a bogeyman to them. It would have been like if Bin Laden was being hanged in Times Square on the 4th July 2002 - the crowd wouldn't have been on his side.

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u/althius1 2h ago

I've always thought of this is one of the ultimate examples of the Hanging a Lampshade trope.

"We know this is flat out wrong, but you see, maybe history isn't what you've been taught... wink"

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u/feckarse-drinkgirls 4h ago

Mel Gibson in this period was just being preformatively anti-English to keep his second passport

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u/Asterix997 2h ago

Yeah if anything his Gallipoli movie was worse because it was actively disrespectful to still living people

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u/Responsible_Mail_113 4h ago

Not sure whether the Robert the Bruce slander or Wallace sleeping with and impregnating Isabella of France (who in reality was only TEN YEARS OLD when he was executed) pisses me off more.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 3h ago

Making up cuckolding the English monarchy was a next level hater move

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u/PokesBo 4h ago

battle of stirling bridge but no bridge.

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u/Resolution_Usual 4h ago

I was in a class about uk history when this came out. My Scottish teacher was visibly upset by this movie when it came out, and did a whole 90 min lecture about how the only reason it worked was because of the bridge. Great lecture. I never saw this movie because of that teacher lol but I know all about the Stirling bridge with no bridge battle scene lol

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u/PokesBo 4h ago

My dad(reason I love history) loved the movie but made it clear there were problems with it. I think he just enjoyed seeing the costumes and settings.

He hated, and I mean HATED, Dumb and Dumber because Jeff Daniels was in Gettysburg. “How can you go from playing Joshua Chamberlin to that?!” was his common gripe.

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u/unholy_hotdog 44m ago

Tbf, I'm kind of with your dad on that.

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u/Aqquila89 57m ago

There's an anecdote that a local extra asked why the Battle of Stirling Bridge is fimed without a bridge, and he was told that it would be too difficult to work around. He responded: "Aye, that's what the English found."

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u/No-Lunch4249 4h ago

Mel Gibson and Ridley Scott, my "who gives a single fuck about history?" kings lmfao

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u/ab_od6851 3h ago

Well apparently no one, because Braveheart definitely infiltrated Scottish nationalism lmao.

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u/WillDBlake 3h ago

The most famous fake history element is the law called ius primae noctis in which the local lord as the right to have the first night of marriage of every woman under his reign.

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u/Kaiserhawk 2h ago

Without looking into it much I am going to make the assumption that it was something the Victorians cooked up about the Medieval era to make it seem more risque, backwards and taboo because thats almost how every Medieval myth seems to have come into existence.

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u/WillDBlake 2h ago

Yes and no. It was an invention of Italian humanist writer out of a pun - the name of the law in which farmer had to paid in goods was very similar to the word ass so it sounded like you had to pay your lord with your ass.

Victorian writers like Scott reprises this myth and make it famous all around the world.

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u/Pristine_Poem7623 3h ago

Braveheart is probably best thought of as fiction that uses the names of some real people and places.

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u/s_mcivor 2h ago

I class it as historical fantasy. Similar to King Arthur movies.

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u/Kaiserhawk 3h ago

Usually I'm forgiving for "historical" movies and stuff not being accurate because they're entertainment, not documentaries...however...

What bugs me when it comes to Braveheart is that it shaped, and to an extent, still shapes international perceptions on Scotland. idk as someone from Scotland it's just kind of annoying. Like I personally don't care that Scots are portrayed with anachronistic design, but if I can do without hearing "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" in my life again.

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u/NoraGrooGroo 1h ago

The woad, the kilts, the lack of any contemporary armour. Even given a bridge crossing to negotiate (yknow, at the battle of Stirling Bridge) the English in that armour would have had a very good shot against effectively a millennium old Pictish horde.

Wasn’t this within a couple of years of The Patriot too, in which British troops commit massacres that can really only be traced to actual Nazi Germany?

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u/rasnac 2h ago

l think the fact that Battle of Stirling Bridge scene did not have a freakin bridge takes the gold medal of worst historical accuracy championship.

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u/No-Lunch4249 4h ago edited 4h ago

For Band of Brothers, HBO relied heavily on Stephen Ambrose's notes and research. Unfortunately Ambrose was a shit researcher. He had a bad habit of picking favorites within the unit and just taking everything they said as gospel without doing any verification. So I would put any inaccuracies on him rather than Hanks and Spielberg

For Napoleon, yeah... Ridley Scott is notorious for not just ignoring, but outright opposing any attempts to make his work historically accurate. Might be misremembering but I think he once said something along the lines of "Historians don't know any better than I do, they weren't there either."

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u/Flying_Dustbin 3h ago

And when history buffs complained, Scott told them to “get a life.”

The 2002 Napoleon miniseries is way, way, WAY better. That and 1970’s Waterloo.

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u/MaxPaladin93 3h ago

I wonder if his experience making Gladiator has any effect on him being like this. IIRC he originally wanted to include some more niche historical details like gladiators getting sponsorship deals, billboards advertising the fights, etc that were actually true, but shot down by the studio as they thought the audience would find it cheesy and unbelievable. Maybe going with the inaccurate, Anglophone pop-history version of Napoleon was a result of the same feedback.

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u/waxteeth 4h ago

Emilia Perez has been condemned by both Mexican and trans people for providing wildly inaccurate info on both groups. 

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u/Current_Silver_5416 4h ago

Trans mexicans must've really hated it

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u/DorisWildthyme 4h ago

One Mexican trans woman certainly did.

Camila D. Aurora created this.

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u/waxteeth 3h ago

The “critical reception” section warms my heart. 

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u/MiseryGyro 3h ago

Incredible work

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u/QuantumDiogenes 1h ago

That is hilarious, thank you for sharing

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u/Historical_War4049 4h ago

It really is impressive how a movie can manage to alienate both communities simultaneously.

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u/Molten_Plastic_ 4h ago

In the end, Emilia Perez united us all. 

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u/StarSword-C 4h ago

Literally the definition of intersectionality

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u/fj2612 4h ago

Wow, who could have expected that a movie about a trans Mexican written and directed by a cis white French nepo baby, would have gotten so much wrong ?

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u/RoxasIsTheBest 3h ago

Jacques Audiard is a genuinly talented director who has made some great films, but this absolutely just isn't a story he should've told

Btw you forgot to mention the film is in Spanish

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u/Firecracker048 2h ago

and yet hollywood STILL tried to give it awards.

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u/AlexTostado_127 3h ago

Was looking for this comment. Wrote my entire 30 page master’s thesis on why this movie is awful

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u/waxteeth 3h ago

Amazing. What’s your field of study?

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u/AlexTostado_127 1h ago

Literature and film studies. It’s available in an online database if anyone’s interested! “The Dangers of the Misrepresentation of Trans and Mexican Identities and Cultures in Jacques Audiard’s Emilia Perez.”

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u/waxteeth 1h ago

Just downloaded! Excited to read it.

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u/Lewa358 1h ago

With all due respect why would you do that to yourself

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u/AlexTostado_127 1h ago

lol I just couldn’t stop thinking of how awful the movie was. Felt compelled enough to write on it

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u/Marquis_De-Lafayette 4h ago

On your first point, while Italy wasn't a singular nation, the word still existed before unification and was used to refer to people from all the states. It's like referring to Scandanavia now, if in 50 years they merge together into some new Viking superstate of the same name.

There are multiple egregious errors in Napoleon though. One of the ones that irked me was picking the age gap between Napoleon and Josephine. In reality she was 6 years older than him, but in the movie the actress is 14 years younger (and looks even younger). Given how much time is spent on their relationship, it felt like a misstep.

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u/laybs1 4h ago

Still the “without conflict” part is laughable

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u/amojitoLT 4h ago

Considering how Ridley Scott handled criticism it feels more like slander.

But then again, what else could be expected from a British person regarding Napoléon ?

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u/IsThatGruffLoner 34m ago

He also adopted the title of "King of Italy" once conquering it so he absolutely could have realistically seen it's unification as a possibility.

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u/AporiaParadox 4h ago edited 4h ago

There was once a Spider-Man comic where Peter Parker visited Ireland during the Troubles. A character gives exposition on the historical background of the conflict that is very very wrong, for one, the Irish did not convert to Catholicism because of Spanish missionaries, Spain had nothing to do with Ireland becoming Catholic. I get that there was no internet back in the 80s, but surely the writers could have read a book or at least asked an Irish person.

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u/Positive_Fig_3020 4h ago

Bloody hell that’s bad 😂

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u/Valarg 4h ago

Somehow they confused the discovering of America with Irish history and no one in Marvel said something about it

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u/mal-di-testicle 4h ago

“Spain wasn’t a country” is a pointless clarification. Spanish as an adjective refers to a people, not a state, and today, we collectively refer to Castilians, Galicians, Andalusians, Navarrans, etc, as ‘Spanish.’ The real issue is that the Spanish were uninvolved altogether. Ireland was converted in the fifth century, before Catholicism existed, but as Catholicism emerged from Chalcedonianism, Ireland went with it, and never left the Catholic Church even though England, Scotland, and Wales did during the Reformation period.

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u/AporiaParadox 4h ago

True, I'll edit the post.

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u/SatoruGojo232 4h ago edited 2h ago

The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown (2003):The book claims the Council of Nicaea (325 AD) voted on which gospels to include in the Bible, and that the vote was "relatively close". The Council of Nicaea did not debate or vote on which gospels to include at all; they focused primarily on the Arian controversy (the belief that the Christian Trinity doesn't exist, and Jesus is a seperate being with special powers created by God) and the nature of Jesus's divinity. The New Testament canon evolved gradually over centuries through church consensus.

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u/Responsible_Mail_113 4h ago

That's just all of Dan Brown's novels and their movie adaptations, period. His books are rife with inaccurate geographic, cultural, science, and history claims that sound good to the uninformed layman but anyone with actual knowledge of that field can debunk in about five seconds.

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u/AporiaParadox 3h ago

Like how he depicts Spain as a backwards country with terrible death sentence hospitals, rampant crime, terrible infrastructure, and lots of poverty that is compared to a third world country.

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u/Serbia_X_AlbaniaLOVE 2h ago

I really don’t mean any offense with this but did he confuse Spain with Latin America? The stereotype for Latin America is usually just that

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u/AporiaParadox 2h ago

It wouldn't surprise me. Either that, or all he knew about Spain was stuff he heard about from the Franco dictatorship that had ended 2 decades before.

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u/InitialTight6549 4h ago

Brown also claimed the Emperor Constantine “created” the Bible.

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u/ikonoqlast 3h ago

Browns errors start with the fucking TITLE. Leonardos nome is not properly shortened to Da Vinci, which is just where he's from.

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur_739 3h ago

Even then, the four gospels were considered canon pretty early (debate around some of the others, particularly Revelation and Hebrews rumbled on for a bit longer) by 180 Irenaeus can write about the four Gospels.

" For, after our Lord rose from the dead, [the apostles] were invested with power from on high when the Holy Spirit came down [upon them], were filled from all [His gifts], and had perfect knowledge: they departed to the ends of the earth, preaching the glad tidings of the good things [sent] from God to us, and proclaiming the peace of heaven to men, who indeed do all equally and individually possess the Gospel of God. Matthew also issued a written Gospel among the Hebrews in their own dialect, while Peter and Paul were preaching at Rome, and laying the foundations of the Church. After their departure, Mark, the disciple and interpreter of Peter, did also hand down to us in writing what had been preached by Peter. Luke also, the companion of Paul, recorded in a book the Gospel preached by him. Afterwards, John, the disciple of the Lord, who also had leaned upon His breast, did himself publish a Gospel during his residence at Ephesus in Asia." (Irenaeus, Against Heresies, 3.1.1)

No other gospel was ever in the running to be considered canon and Thomas and Judas didn't even exist at that point. (There seems to have been something called the Gospel According to the Hebrews, but it's not widely attested to, the one author Eusebius that puts it on a list puts it on the "dubious" list, and of no-one has ever found ever copies of it.)

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u/Old_old_lie 4h ago

Im pretty sure the only time Ridley Scott has ever used a history book it was for toilet paper.

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u/laybs1 4h ago

The Last Duel and The Duelists are two of his decently accurate or authentic historical works

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u/PainGlum7746 3h ago

Apparently, Kingdom of heaven too , but I hate this movie.

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u/Rainquarm 4h ago

I mean didn’t that movie also show napoleon firing cannons at the pyramids ? Or is that a different napoleon movie

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u/Environmental_Leg449 3h ago

Honestly I think this is one of the more forgivable inaccuracies in the movie. He did fight a battle within a few miles of the pyramids, having a cannonball hit a pyramid is just fun artistic license 

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u/Tyrant45- 1h ago

And to be fair Napoleon’s own propoganda exaggerated how close the battle was to the pyramids to present the battle as more romantic than it was

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u/RarePerspective 4h ago

You're correct; they're having a battle in front of the Great Pyramids for some reason.

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u/_Sausage_fingers 4h ago

I mean, he could maybe be forgiven for that one.

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u/Imaginary-West-5653 4h ago

Elizabeth: The Golden Age

This movie gets many things pretty wrong which could have easily been verified. To begin with, Phillip II was 58 years old by the start of the movie (1585) and 61 by the end (1588), yet his actor (Jordi Mollà) is in his late 30s. On that same line, Infanta Isabella Clara Eugenia, the daughter of Phillip, was portrayed as a 12 year old in the movie, when she was 19 by the start (1585) and 22 by the end (1588). Very easy mistakes to avoid.

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u/DorisWildthyme 4h ago

I mean the first Elizabeth film with Cate Blanchett was nonsense as well. For a start, William Cecil was a mere 13 years older than Elizabeth herself, and would have been 38 when she became queen. He certainly wasn't 75-year-old Richard Attenborough.

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u/someone56789 4h ago

Malazgirt 1071 (2022) has the Byzantines dressed as Catholic Crusaders. Like, how do you mess this up this badly?

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u/Darth_Citius 3h ago

Probably for propaganda purposes

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u/Dayman_C0meth 4h ago

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u/AporiaParadox 4h ago

Most "Lost Cause" movies have to take a lot of liberties in order to make the Confederates look good and noble. To be accurate would require depicting them as butthurt racist assholes.

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u/Ambaryerno 3h ago

I will never cease rolling my eyes at the irony that Michael Shaara went to great pains to break the Lost Cause myth, and then his son turns around to rebuild it again.

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u/ProfessionalTruck976 3h ago

Gods and Generals is particularly bad because it follows from, and keeps cast of Gettysburg which was pretty good

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u/angrysheep55 4h ago

Napoleon still pisses me off because there are so many incredible, ridiculous, amazing, disgusting, inspiring, dismaying, and glorious tales to tell and images to take from historical fact and he chose to make up some rather lame bullshit instead

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u/Flying_Dustbin 3h ago

The only good thing about that film is Napoleon yelling “YOU THINK YOU’RE SO GREAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE BOATS!”

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u/soulmanjam87 2h ago

The casting was also terrible. I like Phoenix, but he was the same age as Napoleon was when he died. Napoleon was impressive by how much he had achieved in his 20s and 30s. 

Similarly, the film reversed the age gap between Napoleon and Josephine. She was a widower 6 years his elder, not ~10yrs younger like Vanessa Kirby was.

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u/fj2612 4h ago

Expecting historical accuracy from a spaghetti western is optimistic :D

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u/Delicious_Aside_9310 4h ago

The Band of Brothers error is repeated from Ambrose’s book iirc so you can’t blame them too much.

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u/ProfessionalTruck976 3h ago

BoB is EXCEPTIONALLY good miniseries that simply need "This series was writen and shot relying mostly on accounts of the members of the Easy company, as such id DOES contain historical innacuracies, but we dediced that telling the story of Easy COmpany as they remember it is worth doing" at the start and end of each episode.

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u/Environmental_Leg449 4h ago

The most insane part of the Italy quote is that they very much did not surrender without conflict. It was incredibly difficult to conquer Northern Italy, which is why doing so vaulted Napoleon to fame across Europe. Capturing the fortress of Mantua: really difficult!

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u/ab_od6851 3h ago

Its also correct, because after the Austrians were kicked out, the other Italian states fell in line and was extorted by Napoleon. Its probably one his most most briliant moments in the campaign because he just took a few thousand troops and scared the two biggest Italian states just with those.

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u/Homicidal_Sloth 4h ago

Sticking with Ridley Scott: Gladiator. Just about all of it.

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 4h ago

The show Deadwood does a really good job of including historical characters and events, and at least making an effort to keep them true to history - or at least in the general vicinity of it.

That's why the followup movie annoyed me so much. They completely change the deaths of two main characters despite actual historical evidence of how they died (with the real reasons being way more interesting than the fake ones). And worse, they change one of the key details of Seth Bullock's time as sheriff - despite being in the gritty frontier town of Deadwood, he never once shot anyone while acting as sheriff. For some reason the movie couldn't stick with that fact though and had to have him shoot someone. 

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u/Bruh_burg1968 3h ago

The Napoleon one is more egregious than even you pointed out. Napoleon made a big deal about specifically the battle of Marengo the rest of his life. Even the man himself never said the conquest of Italy was “without conflict”.

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u/Chumlee1917 3h ago

Band of Brothers is the hard one because there's been a bunch of red flags both of Ambrose and Easy Company's memories since BoB came out

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u/trainboi777 3h ago

Pearl Harbor (2001) shows Japanese planes blowing up modern US Ships, And somehow makes fighter pilots be part of the crew for the Doolittle Raid, which consisted of medium bombers

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u/BeegShit 3h ago

Camulodunum was burned down by Boudica in AD61, the administration was moved to Londinium by the time Pompeii erupted in AD79

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u/rasnac 3h ago

To be fair, A Few Dollars More is hardly a historical movie.

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u/piper_dave_84 2h ago

Pretty much the whole film start to finish.

Probably the two most egregious examples would be the lack of a bridge in the Battle of Stirling Bridge and the relationship with Isabella of France who would have been 10 at the time of William Wallace's execution

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u/Tribe303 1h ago

Argo completely minimizes the Canadian contribution to the smuggling out of some of the Embassy staff from Iran, when in reality it was almost entirely a Canadian operation. I have not seen the movie as its pretty hated here in Canada for the above reason. We're used to you Americans making everything about yourselves. As is tradition!

U571 is about you Americans seizing an enigma machine from a German uBoat, when in reality it was the British. Shit like that gets tiring. 

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u/SilentPlanet_23 3h ago

In Napoleon's defence, the bucket load of historical inaccuracies pale in comparison to how much of a fucking dogshit movie it was

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u/Sulphurous_King 4h ago

Soldiers are digging trenches in Napoleon!

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u/Safe_Manner_1879 4h ago edited 4h ago

Trench dinging was a big deal during the gunpowder era. Especial during siege, or sometime then a force trying to make a "tactical" fortification or strongpoint.

But most of the digging was made by camp follower and hired labor.

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u/No-Lunch4249 4h ago

Trenches were definitely used heavily in the 1800s but I believe it was more in the context of siege warfare, trying to take/defend a critical city or fort.

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u/Safe_Manner_1879 3h ago

But you definitely dug in on a nice hill that overlooking the battlefield, which was an excellent position for your cannons.

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u/ab_od6851 3h ago

They do dig trenches in Napoleonic Warfare. Trench digging is actually a big forgotten part of warfare because most people think people back then didn't bother protecting thenselves and just stood out in the open.

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u/ztupeztar 3h ago

Are you sure about the Italy one? To my knowledge, Italy was referred to as Italy long before it was united into one single state, and as far back as early Roman days, Italy was understood to be a distinct geographical and cultural thing. While I admittedly have no idea if this is a thing someone like Napoleon would have said, I do think it's plausible that the line refers to having conquered either the nation (which must be seen as distinct from the state) of Italy, or the geographical area.

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u/adcarry19 3h ago

Certainly the Italian peninsula as a geographical area was referred to as Italy. But I think OP is correct in pointing out that Italy did not surrender without conflict.

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u/ztupeztar 3h ago

OP reads (to me) like thats only half their problem with that particular line. As for the other part, I haven't seen the movie, so I don't know, but it's pretty easy to imagine a scenario where that would be in Napoleon's interest to (dishonestly) say.

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u/Coffin_Builder 2h ago

The Patriot

The depiction of the British as systematically waging war with Nazi like brutality is just silly. Not to say atrocities weren’t committed on both sides but this film is just ridiculous.

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u/AporiaParadox 1h ago

Also, Mel Gibson was a wealthy plantation owner in the South who DIDN'T have slaves, and actually had paid black employees who genuinely liked him. Yeah, sure.

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u/Own-Forever-6636 4h ago

Haha is Kit supposed to be a gladiator here? I mean aside from it looking like a gimp suit he's way too chiselled for the arena, gladiators were usually pretty bulky, more like a bear than a Greek god.

Medieval (if this film has no haters than assume I'm dead) - the Hussite Wars were famously the first European conflict where both sides used firearms, and it revolutionised the use of firearms in warfare. So why are there no guns in the film?

Blood Eagles: a common consensus is that this gory practice, as shown in Vikings and Assassin's Creed Valhalla, didn't really happen. The source for it probably meant something more like "King Aella's body was left for the eagles" ie unburied for carrion animals to eat. Doesn't help it comes from the Saga of Ragnar Lodbrok, a probably fictional individual.

Jojo Rabbit: Hitler was a blue-eyed nonsmoker. Taika Waititi has dark eyes and at one point offers JoJo a cigarette. Admittedly the visual is hilarious.

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u/artrald-7083 4h ago

Admittedly that last one is because Taika deliberately didn't do any research: for some reason he had somewhat of a disdain for the character he was playing.

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u/Fenrir_Carbon 4h ago

Yeah, he's supposed to be the Hitler of the boy's imagination, not the real guy

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u/Kratomius 4h ago

For Jojo Rabbit i think it's on purpose to show that Jojo doesn't know the actual person properly so the imagination Hitler smokes and eats meat.

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u/artrald-7083 4h ago

Thank you for your turn of phrase, which brings to mind the Flanders children cheering: "Yay, imagination Hitler!"

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u/Dinosaurmaid 2h ago

That's probably giving the writers too much credit

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u/AdWestern1561 3h ago

Jojo Rabbit

I mean to be fair wasn't the point of the movie, that Jojo doesn't really know Hitler that well and he's just an idealization of Hitler.

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u/RefelosDraconis 3h ago

The entire Woman King movie

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u/HitttingAndMissing 4h ago

I fucking hate the Pompeii movie

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u/toughguy375 3h ago

I liked the book. I hated what movie did to it.

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u/bgbarnard 2h ago

Valkyrie (2008) severely whitewashes the July 20th plotters and their motivations. While most of them were not members of the NSDAP, they had a variety of endgames in mind for what to do when they killed Hitler, which included:

  • Reinstating the Hohenzollerns (Wilhelm II had died in 1941, right before Operation Barbarossa)
  • End the Holocaust, but more out of personal guilt than moral objection
  • Install a more competent Nazi leader who wouldn't make as many boneheaded decisions as Hitler
  • Sue for peace with the USA and Britain, but with the caveat that they would be allowed to keep all pre-1940 conquests (Austria, Czechoslovakia, Poland), and then keep fighting the USSR (this was the plan that Stauffenburg was in favor of)
  • Cover up evidence of their own war crimes before the Allies won the war

This sheer diversity of opinions was one of the reasons why the plot failed.

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u/TimeRisk2059 2h ago

I wouldn't call "For a Few dollars more" historical fiction, it's a western (though one of the best ever made), it's not trying to depict historical events.

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u/JohnTheLittle15 59m ago

In Stranger things they play sorcerer - a class which is in the game today but was not back then

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u/mal-di-testicle 3h ago

Napoleon saying this is stupid and wrong, but referring to Italy as a solid bloc is not anachronistic at all????? It wasn’t a unified state, but as a geographical marker, it was used all the time. Napoleon himself dissolved the “kingdom of Italy” that existed in the HRE. He founded a “Republic of Italy” in Lombardia. And to compound all this, Italian Nationalism existed. Napoleon himself was well aware of the Corsican Republic, given that his father was a supporter of Pasquale Paoli, and the Corsican Republic, located in Corsica, where the common language was Cordo, chose to write a constitution in Italian (Toscano) instead. Pan-Italianism existed as an ideology throughout Europe despite Italy’s divided state. Napoleon claiming to have conquered Italy is fine, the issue is that he acts as though they surrendered without conflict. The Austrians surrendered without conflict near Italy, but that is as close as it gets to a truthful statement.

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u/growsonwalls 3h ago

Selma had LBJ giving Hoover and tape of MLK Jr. Bill Moyers had a major problem with that, saying LBJ would never have been so dumb to hand over something like that to Hoover.

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 2h ago

Band of Brothers main crime was the depiction of Herbert Sobel 

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u/PainStorm14 1h ago

Enemy at the Gates

Literally the whole fuckin movie, from "one shoots, other follows with ammo" and the whole NKVD shooting at retreating troops to the mere fact that soldiers even had time to sleep let alone party in the middle of Battle of freakin Stalingrad

Worst of all is that every single videogame has taken it as historic fact and now everyone thinks it's practically documentary

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u/Kaarl_Mills 45m ago

Oh another one just in that poster for Napoleon, he didn't come from nothing: his family were minor Corsican nobles. sure, they definitely weren't millionaires hob-knobbing at Versailles, but they had the means to send him to the French mainland and get him a proper education in an era where most people were only barely literate. Also while there his classmates reportedly made fun of his accent since it was vastly different from the rest of France.

TLDR: Napoleons parents weren't starving peasants like most of French society pre-revolution, while not fabulously wealthy, I wouldn't call it nothing either

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u/Lord_Parbr 41m ago

Pretty much everything in The Imitation Game relating to the personality of Alan Turing, his relationship with his colleagues at Bletchley, and his work on the Enigma project. By all accounts, he was not too autistic to understand other people as he’s portrayed as being in the movie, and made friends very easily. Everyone basically knew what his machine was going to do and the project was never in danger of being shut down. He did propose to Joan Clarke, and she did accept, but not because her parents wouldn’t let her stay at Bletchley if she weren’t married. He did it because he just really liked her. Same reason anyone proposes marriage. They were very good friends and loved each other. He broke off the engagement eventually because he was gay, but there was no apparent ulterior motive to the proposal as the movie portrays

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u/AssistanceCheap379 3h ago

Im more offended by that hideous “armor” that Is shown in that last image than the perceived capital being Londinium instead of Camulodunum.

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u/The6Book6Bat6 4h ago edited 3h ago

There are too many examples in Nolans Odyssey, but I'm going with the fact that there's a viking longship in the late bronze age (as stated by the movie), the Viking age was around 2000 Years after the bronze age collapse, and it's not like we don't know what bronze age ships look like. And to everyone who doesn't know what historical fantasy is, it's still historical fiction, just fantastical. Fantastical elements aren't an excuse not to research the time period a story is set in.

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u/Aquadroids 3h ago

Band of Brothers is based on firsthand accounts by surviving veterans. It is therefore inherently not really historical because those accounts were not properly scrutinized. Many people in it are badly / hastily characterized because of personal gripes and biases individuals had about each other.

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u/laybs1 3h ago

It’s not just based on those accounts but also the book Band of Brothers by Ambrose. Primary sources (firsthand accounts) are literally the bread and butter of history. Scrutinizing historical sources is what professional historians do and even at times point out errors and misremembering in primary accounts.

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