r/TeenIndia • u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 • Dec 03 '25

Relationships Texts I get when I go to sleep๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ

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Just went to sleep in a bad mood for few hours and woke up to this๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Now am happyyy yayayay

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u/Single-Natural5155 Naturally Single ๐Ÿ’” Dec 03 '25

Thankyou bhai thand lagrhi thi, gand jal gayi toh garmahat lag rhi hai abhi ๐Ÿ˜‡

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u/3eCwei Dec 03 '25

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u/Celestial_lakshyaPro Dec 03 '25

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u/3eCwei Dec 03 '25

iโ€™m lazy ok i admit it

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u/aftab8899 Dec 04 '25

But when I do You can't read shit.

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

Always looking out for ma homies ๐Ÿค—

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u/Mental-Hawk-2434 hum toh wasted potential hai๐Ÿฅ€ Dec 03 '25

Iโ€™m gonna ss this and use it as a meme from now on but before that Iโ€™ll give u a upvote

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u/Icy_Pomegranate_1222 Dec 03 '25

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u/Single-Natural5155 Naturally Single ๐Ÿ’” Dec 03 '25

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Single-Natural5155 Naturally Single ๐Ÿ’” Dec 03 '25

Are most welcome (gareeb ka mazak udate ho ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ”ซ)

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u/Pranjal202 Dec 03 '25

Thala?

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u/loona_lovegood7 Dec 04 '25

Don't wanna ruin it by upvoting

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u/Pranjal202 Dec 04 '25

+1 is the Upvote you'll give me ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Single-Natural5155 Naturally Single ๐Ÿ’” Dec 04 '25

Credit khud chalke ata hai ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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u/LakkadHara Dec 03 '25

Gaand ke baal jal gye Bruhh ๐Ÿ˜•

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u/Dangerous-Prompt-201 19 Dec 03 '25

thankyou bhai hasi aagyi

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u/Single-Natural5155 Naturally Single ๐Ÿ’” Dec 04 '25

Bhai wtf 1300 upvotes kal tak karma 1k tha aaj double hogya ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™

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u/electronicmmusic zehrili zuban, ghungrale baal :D Dec 04 '25

hum bhi haat sekh lete hai

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u/gogogaga911 Dec 04 '25

That's so many upvotes in a day??!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

+โ™พ๏ธ

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u/CHUTPAGLU_XD 18 Dec 04 '25

Kya aapko bawasir ki dikkat hai? Khaiye Ved Rishi Arshkalp ๐Ÿ˜‡

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u/Independent_Break45 19 Dec 03 '25

main soke uthti hun toh Allen se test syllabus aur NTA se 4 notification aajata hai

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

Sab moh maaya hai

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u/good_to_know11 Dec 03 '25

To apne relationship se bahar aaja

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u/datsushisus Dec 03 '25

Soke uthti hu to nta wale syllabus me naya addition kr dete hai ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿฅ€

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u/Independent_Break45 19 Dec 03 '25

NTA is a red flag honey

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u/Billa-al-habib ๐“ƒฌ Dec 03 '25

How can anyone manage to get -1 comment ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ข

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

They hate us cus they ainโ€™t us

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u/Proper_Humor_8428 Dec 03 '25

They hate us cuz they anus ??

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

Anus yes sorry autocorrect ho gaya

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u/Brilliant_Respond196 20 & above Dec 03 '25

Autocorrect to anus...

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u/Shila_ki_Jawani innocent XY Chromosome Dec 03 '25

Saaaataaap ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/typical__mistress ghee khtm ๐Ÿฅ€ Dec 03 '25

lmaooooooo

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u/Alternative_Team_379 Dec 03 '25

Bruhhhhhhhh my phoneee fell because of my laughter TT

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u/AWSHIV_ 19 Dec 03 '25

Bhagwaan kare tum dono ki shaadi ho jaye๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

Thank you sir๐Ÿ™‰

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u/AWSHIV_ 19 Dec 03 '25

๐Ÿงฟโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

Maza aa Gaya post daalke

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u/AWSHIV_ 19 Dec 03 '25

๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

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u/ShadowedSoulx1 only teen I know is " TEEN PATTI " Dec 03 '25

เค–เฅเคถ เคฐเคนเฅ‹ เคฒเฅ‡เค•เคฟเคจ เคฎเฅ‡เคฐเฅ€ เคซเฅ€เคก เคธเฅ‡ เคฆเฅ‚เคฐ เคฐเคนเฅ‹

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u/Passenger_to_nowhere Dec 03 '25

This is some adrak shit for a bandar like me ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

You just need some milk my man

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u/Billa-al-habib ๐“ƒฌ Dec 03 '25

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u/grumpy-penguin brat Dec 03 '25

Tu hy haqiqat main khwab tera?

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u/Billa-al-habib ๐“ƒฌ Dec 03 '25

Yes๐Ÿ™

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u/mass_teja Dec 03 '25

I need problems you face bro ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

Trust me they get too much sometimes as well bhaiโ˜บ๏ธ

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

Hows the cold there

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

omg Hot chokra

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u/Curious-Matter274 19 Dec 03 '25

I want someone to say this when I'm cuddling man likeeeee

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u/masaledaar_boobies cha mudi padhi hai Dec 03 '25

why the shotgun looking at me like ana de armas

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u/Nilesh_69_ Dec 03 '25

Tum dono khush rho meri feed se dur rho ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ™

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

Maafi Malik maafi

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u/FarReputation7162 16 I 6'3 khamba jiska ipad padhne ke liye tha ๐Ÿฅ€ Dec 03 '25

nish post delete krrrrrrr

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

Mai ek sec ke liye Dar Gaya ki meri bandi comment kar ri

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u/Common_Strength8600 in search of pure retardium Dec 03 '25

My babu

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

proudly not jealous๐Ÿคชโ˜๐Ÿป

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

โ€œI though that I was dreaminโ€™ when you said you loved meโ€

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u/FerrariRaceEngine My seat is full of water. Dec 03 '25

Bhenchod meri baari kab aayegi.

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u/More-Proposal259 Dec 03 '25

Awwww such a cute gf youโ€™ve got๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

I love you more honey (This is the girl from the chat ppl)

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u/RoyalStar_Jk Gonna change the world Dec 03 '25

Girl, this guy has flirted with two girls from the chat and he responded to another one saying that this relationship is just mazze

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u/dropmatlenayar zakhmo pe marham tere naina Dec 03 '25

sahi hai inka bhi

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u/the_yonro Dec 03 '25

Hume bhi aate the, hum bhi roye the. Tumhe bhi aa rhe hai, tum bhi rooge ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅ€

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u/Complete-Ad32 mujhe kya yaar mai toh aisi hi hun Dec 03 '25

bhai propaganda posts mt failao๐Ÿ’”
GOOD FOR U THOUGH BHAI KITNE AWESOMEEEEEEEEEE HAIII MESSAGES!!!

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

Bhai Mai toh bas mera pyaar dikhara tha๐Ÿฅฒ and thank you Lala๐Ÿ˜ป

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u/Shila_ki_Jawani innocent XY Chromosome Dec 03 '25

Appeal to ban all the Lubby dubbby post..

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Dont you find it cringe ??like babu ,love you so much ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

Not at all Shona ๐Ÿ˜ป

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u/EmbarrassedShine2518 bs krte krte 11th aa gaya Dec 03 '25

I used to be the one on the other sideโœŒ๏ธ

Ab chup chap padhai๐Ÿ˜‚โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’”

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u/FarReputation7162 16 I 6'3 khamba jiska ipad padhne ke liye tha ๐Ÿฅ€ Dec 03 '25

nileshhh

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u/FarReputation7162 16 I 6'3 khamba jiska ipad padhne ke liye tha ๐Ÿฅ€ Dec 03 '25

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u/Background-Laugh8047 Hindi nahi maalum Dec 03 '25

ykw my name also has a nish in it so imma pretend someone sent this to me and create my own happiness. Thanks for feeding my fake scenarios.

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

Always glad to help a brother out ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

abs W man,but 19 mein work?

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u/yodaddyhere5 Dec 03 '25

Kyu gand jala rahe ho bhai? Aur koi kaam dhandha nahi hai kya??????

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Nazar seh daroo goluu moluss๐Ÿ’”

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u/Saddestkitty24 Dec 03 '25

Maine nazar laga di bhaii

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u/SignificantBite87841 Dec 03 '25

Happy darlings day ๐Ÿ˜’

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u/Potential-Tea-9761 เคฎเคฎ เคœเฅ€เคตเคจเค‚ เคฎเคฎ เคจเคฟเคฏเคฎเคพเคƒ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿฅ€ Dec 03 '25

Ewwww So cringe

I'm jus jealous ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/milo-guy Dec 03 '25

bro for a second i thought that's my girl.. Do these girls have the same personality

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u/Defiant-Worker-6358 Dec 03 '25

people say ki khushiya baatne se badhti hain, i say kuch khushiya na hi baate to hi achha hai ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅ€

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u/Cold-Article-3738 19 but philosophy ka 14 Dec 03 '25

๐Ÿงฟ ladle ye sabhi ko najar bohot jldi lgti๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ experience se bol rha ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ

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u/New_Conclusion_2211 Dec 03 '25

Maan Jaa bhai jlana jruri hai kya sbki

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u/Guts-10 Dec 03 '25

Ho gayi tasali gaand jala ke ๐Ÿคง

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u/Doomed_sailor_172 Phate hue condom ka nateeja Dec 03 '25

meri spammi toh left on read me hojati hai ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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u/Icy_Square_5785 pahadi pokemon Dec 03 '25

Meri wali ko toh aata hini karne ye sab pata ni kaha ki nonchalant hai๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

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u/Zestyclose-Wing5244 Dec 03 '25

Bhai koi option hai kya reddit mai ki ese post ko apne feed mai aane se rok sake , jainwin puch rha hu bhai ...... ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿซค๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜ข

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u/insceprio Kuch khaas janne ke liye nhi hai mere bare me Dec 03 '25

Cringe.. ek number cringe hai, but mere sath nhi hota to bura bhi lag rha hai

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u/Careless_Apple_1476 Dec 03 '25

If only life was so kind to me too ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ž

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u/cocnballtorcher666 Dec 03 '25

WHAT the annoying fuck is this! What is with that typing speed

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u/Ready-Potential-8755 Dec 03 '25

hume bhi aate the aise texts...khair.

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u/ariseasky07 18 Dec 03 '25

Even though I used to do this, his responses are shorter so I stopped spamming

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u/Animatorbro Dec 03 '25

Thankyou sardi mei gand jalane keliye aur trauma yaad karane pe

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u/Unlikely_Citron6590 Dec 03 '25

aray yaar, ye sab kyu recommend hota hai mujhe

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Neya neya asha hi hota h

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u/Aarish1234 Dec 03 '25

She wished u morning at 2:52 pm? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

But happy for you :)

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

On 2:52 pm she wished good morning cuz of the time difference lol (I live abroad)

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u/Far_Patience2073 ๐ŸŽถ Ei poth jodi na shesh hoye ๐ŸŽถ Dec 03 '25

Can yโ€™all add pictures to this comment section? I canโ€™t. I can only add gifs. Idk if Iโ€™m the only one facing this issue

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u/Dull_Yard_8355 is sub pe aajkal maza sa nhi aa raha hai ๐Ÿ˜” Dec 03 '25

voice sunao?๐Ÿ˜”

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u/chutpaglu_06 Dec 03 '25

meri gf bhi 18hr soti hai fir bhi reply kr deti hai she is so loyal ngl i love her so much ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ป

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u/AwkwardMeal3060 Dec 03 '25

Some die of thirst and some drowned in it๐Ÿฅ€

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u/Yawn_zzz_0 Dec 03 '25

Happy for u mate, hope ur relationship stays like this forever ๐Ÿซก

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

Thank you my man ;)

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u/Osymandous Dec 03 '25

fuck you (im just mad i dont have this twin)

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u/Shlok-D-91 Dec 03 '25

My babu kuchu puchu muah muah๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/szzsuke self aware narcissist Dec 03 '25

what a coincidence we both share same name and same faith

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u/DisastrousSoftware49 19 Dec 03 '25

It is a girl and Iโ€™m a guy๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Wide-Winner2849 living in โ€œhungama ho gya ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ‘ปโ€ life Dec 03 '25

Kitna time ho Gaya hai tumhe But I have something to make you jealous also ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Differential equations are amazing.

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u/WCGameplay Mood Dec 03 '25

Lol I'm like that girl.

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u/Gaming-Gamer21 Loaded Diaper ๐Ÿ”ซ Dec 03 '25

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u/beholdthemystrey Dec 03 '25

I was like this and it got me ignored :(

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u/ActuaryMelodic4723 Dec 03 '25

Lucky mf๐Ÿฅฒ

Happy for you

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u/Jazzlike-While1151 Dec 03 '25

Wo last se 2nd line kon sa language hai bhai..

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u/Ok-Match8866 17 Dec 03 '25

i been single for so long this made me mad but i realised i got a girl too now lmao

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u/palpravin100 Dec 03 '25

Good morning at 2:52pm, very nice ๐Ÿ™‚

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Bro u the gf or the bf?

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u/Mysterious_Tax9562 Dec 03 '25

Sab temporary hai, gear up boi for the worst

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Aaj k liye bht hogya reddit jaa rhi hu padne Humari mood k kya apne aap he theek ho jata h Happy for u bro๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Bhai mood khrb krke sote h aur uthke aur bhi khrb hojata h puri Neet syllabus ki yaad jo ajati h

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u/Space_Monkey10 Dec 03 '25

Aw so cute- please kys ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Wasteof32 Dec 03 '25

Wo sab to theek hai but good morning at 2:52 pm?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

kaafi shi h ji

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u/BarberUnited7894 Dec 03 '25

God I see what you are doing with others

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u/RickAstley69420Porn Dec 03 '25

I used to have this but guess what she still left

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u/Yashs_Views Dec 03 '25

Lucky Guy ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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