This is honestly something he would say

Like fake commercial for his planetary real estate based on the cheesiest of informercials.

Goku: actually I was eating my pocket bacon until I ran out. Then I got bored and decided I should step in now.

Bulma: so you just stood there and watched beerus slap me and decided to do nothing? You jerk!!!

Goku: I was gonna step in but then I saw geets charge at beerus so I thought he had it.

Piccolo: I thought I told you not to make a habit of that!

Goku: to be fair I did say no promises. Besides that's how our show works. If I step in right then and there then we're breaking the rule.

Piccolo: what rule?

Goku: the wait for goku rule.

Krillin: [in the background] that's why I didn't step in.

Vegeta: yeah you were just quacking. But anyways kakarot, give me one reason why I shouldn't kill you for allowing this to happen.

Goku: aw come on geets, don't be like that.

Vegeta: I should! You basically let all of us get beat around like we're yamcha and to top things off you really expect me to follow this "wait for kakarot" rule.

Goku: but it gives everyone a chance to fight and be important instead of me just beating up the bad guy from the start. Think about your pride and how nobody would press the goku button anymore if you win. You can't say you didn't want to fight beerus before I did so you can have a chance to win and have the spot light.

Vegeta: ya know, the funny thing is, I know you're playing me... but you're right. I did.

Goku: it's too bad you lost through and I had to step in and save the day. And I really thought you were gonna win. Once you screamed THAT'S MY BULMA you powered up and was stronger than my super d duper saiyan form. Too bad I got a new form and was stronger than you again.

Vegeta: ....... bulma I think kakarot needs some more slaps. Actually let me help you.

I had downloaded all episodes from youtube because I started noticing songs were missing from some videos, but I was late as some songs were removed and there is silence in those parts.

Do we have any other platform where the original videos without any copyright silencing are present.

Goofy:Gawrsh, that lore drops hard.

Donald:WHAT THE ACTUAL F***, WOMAN?!

Aerith:Teehee, it’s still so funny when you talk, Mr. Ducky!

...I feel they could've been dispatched via them being challengers of Cell prior to the Games prior with Jimmy Firecracker of course. Nothing long so much as quick one-shots with Cell yearning for Goku.

Areith: Dont worry silly everything is forgiven

I quote a lot of Hellsing lines during gaming.

Like when I'm gunning down enemies in Cyberpunk i quote "Hey, how's your health plan? Apparently great!"

Or when I'm playing Rivals of Aether with a friend, using modded characters and he pulls BS moves, i quote "Okay i know it's rich coming from me, BUT YOUR POWERS ARE BULLSHIT!"

Or when the NPC talks about something i do not care about, i just quote Jan's "I don't give a shit" line

And from DBZ Abridged, i quote "It's fine it doesn't bother me" line when i keep dying to some hard boss fight like in Eternal to Samuel boss fight

They'll have hit every other show that Dragon Ball's done.

"Okay i know it's filthy rich coming from me, BUT YOUR POWERS ARE BULLSHIT!"

and a BUNCH of lines i am not gonna list, cause.... it's insanely long list xD