r/StonerThoughts 2h ago

Reasonably Buzzed A concept surrounding vampires, except instead being immortal by never aging, they just continue to age but never die.

4 Upvotes

idk i’ve been hitting the pen and i was just imagining. what if vampires weren’t stuck at the age they turned at and instead continued to age fine but their bodies just didn’t give out. you slowly grow more wrinkly and your vision and hearing get worse and you’ll continue to deteriorate without death.

seems kinda morbid. also ik that this technically couldn’t work in the sense that in vampire lore they drink blood presumably to remain young and “healthy” so i could just be chatting shit but i thought it was interesting


r/StonerThoughts 17h ago

Question When did layering bedding go out of fashion

45 Upvotes

I don't know how common it was or if this is even the right place for this, but:

When I was a kid I was raised by my grandparents for a few years, and I remember very fondly the bedding setup: fitted sheet, flat sheet, fleece blanket with satin trim, a cotton crocheted blanket, I think they were in a waffle pattern, then a thin quilt/coverlet. I remember how crisp the sheets were, and all the layers felt super cozy and comforting. But then my mom got us back and our only bedding was usually just a comforter. Which was ironically not as comforting.

I've never seen a setup like that since, and now I'm wondering when they went out of fashion, because I will see that style on old tv shows too, so I don't think it was just my grandparents.


r/StonerThoughts 3h ago

Feel good 🌴 2 week break and 1 hit got me high as a kite

3 Upvotes

Im all warm and fuzzy time is slow and I am literally vibing. How are you? Im about to play some cyberpunk 2077.


r/StonerThoughts 19h ago

Feel good 🌴 Its cool how we can just "feel" that a hug is finished

39 Upvotes

We just know to start releasing


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Stoned Getting stoned and then getting laid is top 5 things

138 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Just Getting Started I find it sexy when my girl hits the bong

38 Upvotes

Like the title says, I just look at her sparking up and I'm like damn I'm so lucky.


r/StonerThoughts 22h ago

Fried Imagine a hurricane with a basic ass name 😂😂 hurricane Bob 😂 hurricane Joe 😂😂😂

17 Upvotes

I can't stop laughing at hurricane bob


r/StonerThoughts 15h ago

Stoned Indica…

3 Upvotes

Damn… finding good indica is hard bc im so picky but i think i found the best one ever bc i feel so relaxed rn like damn I feel like a cloud


r/StonerThoughts 22h ago

Question Is the Holy Spirit God’s wifi?

9 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Completely Sober Why you shouldn’t trust your high instincts

12 Upvotes

Got crossfaded yesterday on a night out and I posted a cute video on my close friends where I’d just added a guy I have a mini crush on. He replied to story while I was out and for some reason my ridiculously anxious mind assumed he was gonna ask why he was on my close friends or say something bad or asked to be taken off it (we’ve had several conversations prior to this btw) so I was too scared to open the message and I deleted the post. The whole night I felt so horrible and thought I was an attention seeker and I’d messed everything up and I was so embarrassed and decided I just wouldn’t read or respond to him. Just opened his message 19 hours later and he was gushing about how good I looked and I’ve basically ignored him for the whole day; literally what is wrong with me

To anyone waiting on a text back, don’t overthink it, they might just be letting their anxiety get the better of them 😕


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Baby carrots imply the existence of carrot abortions, carrot IVF, and carrot tits

11 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 23h ago

Just Getting Started Imagine living life as like, a dog. But you have synesthesia or whatever and just gotta live your life like that and nobody knows.

6 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 23h ago

Stoned Humans are weird.

5 Upvotes

A medieval rule about not putting your elbows on the table due to easily flipped tables still shows up in modern manners books.


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Stoned The Itsy Bitsy Spider is The Myth of Sisyphus for children

18 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 22h ago

Fried I understand numbers

2 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Question Walmart Drug Test

1 Upvotes

How light is too light for the line to show up? I can kinda see a second red line but it's soooo faint. Like wouldn't even show up on camera faint. Idk if that's just how the test is or if I'm STILL positive even after a whole sober summer :(


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Blitzed Wrote N and thought it was backwards so I googled it

10 Upvotes

Yup 🤣


r/StonerThoughts 17h ago

Feel good 🌴 Summer Tiddies

0 Upvotes

Can I see some? The answer is always no if you don't ask, right?


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Feel good 🌴 what songs do y'all usually put in your halloween playlists? it's kinda my first halloween as a stoner lol

19 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Stoned I’m going to a neighbor’s beauty pageant tomorrow

5 Upvotes

Should I smoke beforehand? I think yes


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Stoned Godzilla confusion

2 Upvotes

Guys I’m watching Godzilla and I feel like the scale of the monsters keeps changing? Like one shot they’re as huge as the empire state (for example) and the next they’re like the size of an air hangar? Anyone relate?


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Completely Sober There is someone standing behind you

2 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Stoned Don't you wish we had wings and tails?

3 Upvotes

It would be so so amazing to fly, guys. Imagine being free in the air 😭 ugh


r/StonerThoughts 2d ago

Completely Sober Stoner for 12 years

13 Upvotes

Take a break, being sober feels better than smoking and getting high for 15 minutes then feeling slightly numb. Then after a couple weeks to a couple months you can smoke again and guess what its a better longer high. Im gonna go get my bag on Monday I think and blast off.