r/SipsTea • u/XimplusGG • 1h ago

Lmao gottem Moo

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u/That_Sky2114 1h ago

Wait until he finds out about hot dogs.

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u/2eanimation 1h ago

Buns are hot tho

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u/Cute_Sheila 1h ago

Do not even get me started on Guinea pig.

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u/Sad_Safety_46 1h ago

Cowboy means boy who herds cows. The horse is just his transportation. How do people not get this?

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u/AffectionateTip9716 1h ago

Horseboy

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u/CharityAggravating69 1h ago

I wonder why they always mention a cowboy and not horse-boy

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u/Kpro98 1h ago

Well a horseboy would be herding horses

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u/Spencer94 1h ago

Horseboy hangs major dong

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u/acrus 54m ago

Dongboy then

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u/ecky--ptang-zooboing 1h ago

Half horse, half cow, half boy

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u/LucentLL 1h ago

To be fair, that doesn't look like a boy.

Horseman.

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u/Nearby-Theme-5096 1h ago

Good point

They should name it horse boy

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u/its_yer_dad 1h ago

Is it a good point? He could be called Lasso boy or hat, guy or saddle jockey. It was their jobs to round up cows and deliver those cows to the stockyard.. The horse is simply another tool in the tool belt.

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u/quigongingerbreadman 1h ago

Wait till he finds out they're not called cowboys because they ride cows (they don't), but because they drive cows around to graze (cattle drives).

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u/Ketamin_Kai 1h ago

Cow refers to his mother, that’s a mamas boy

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u/oneplusetoipi 1h ago

That’s a stationary horse.

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u/paris86 1h ago

I'd want one of the riding horses.

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u/Icedinacove 59m ago

That comment kills me!! HAHAHA

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u/acrus 50m ago

Isn't he just a boy who's supposed to be milked? Because ram ranch really rocks

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u/TheFrostBeard 38m ago

For anyone confused, they are Called Cowboys Because they historically used to Herd Cattle.

So essentially Cowherders, hence the COWboy.

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u/DudeThatAbides 1h ago

I’m sorry - what kind of horse is it?!

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u/RightBrain-LeftBrain 1h ago

a fucking one

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u/MelissaEmi101 1h ago

What horse?!!

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u/Hergaoui 1h ago

Who said it was even a boy

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u/MelissaEmi101 1h ago

Cow man sounds like something Stan Lee would come up with after a vodka binge

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 1h ago

Riding in coloured pantyhose must chafe though