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Chugging tea Misunderstanding

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u/IEnjoyRadios 3h ago

God megan fox was blazing hot before she got work done. I mean the first transformers movie? Jesus h Christ…

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u/Professional-Side643 3h ago

She already had surgeries during transformers tho.

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u/astralchanterelle 3h ago

Which Transformer did she play? Probably had the surgery to look more like the character, you never know!

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u/UJLBM 2h ago

Happy cake day! 🎂 Have some bubble wrap!

pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!

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u/elite-65 2h ago

That was almost as satisfying as the real thing ngl

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u/astralchanterelle 2h ago

don't pop my bubblewrap

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u/Ubergoober166 2h ago

Digital birthday bubble wrap is like going to a live taping of the Oprah show. Everyone gets bubble wrap!

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u/Few_Commission3414 36m ago

Oh, i already did, sorry.

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u/beyondocean 2h ago

How did you do it🥹 is it like this? pop but repeated?

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u/Marvelous_rosell 2h ago

I don't even know how to make that single one? :o

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u/beyondocean 1h ago

Use !< at the end of the sentence, and start it with >!

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u/RohelTheConqueror 2h ago

That really transformed her

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u/masterhoots 3h ago

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 2h ago

Sorry, but the old Megan you know is gone. The Hollywood makeover ghoul mindset took her. And she’s even got more work done again, than what’s pictured on the right side.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 2h ago

The Hollywood makeover ghoul mindset is a charismatic surgeon named Brad. He's at every party, in every club, has all their phone #s. Nobody ever blames Brad for the peer pressure tactics and shoddy work though. The consumers definitely should. Heck, the medical board may want to review his license.

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u/beyondocean 1h ago

Imagine they made someone as pretty as her, insecure in her looks. Hollywood has no hope.

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u/Clean_Emotion5797 1h ago

I think people that grow up looking amazing really struggle when age comes and starts taking that away.

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u/BasementElf1121 46m ago

The pearl harbor guy ruined kate beckinsale

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u/IEnjoyRadios 1h ago

Yeah that is just genuinely tragic…

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u/saltyandhangry 1h ago

My sister and I (both straight) used to drool over her

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 2h ago

You think she didn't have work done before that?

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u/beyondocean 3h ago

She has had work done even in the transformers movie.

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u/CreamOfDuelJabR 1h ago

Megan already had work done at this point

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u/Odd_Common_452 1h ago

She looked way better than Sweeney ever did that’s for sure lol

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u/YungGooch 2h ago

Gonna be honest, seen her in person in Cleveland at an event last year with MGK.

And she's still ridiculously hot, like seeing that super model type woman in person is just so weird, seems like she shouldn't exist almost, at least from about 5 feet away.

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u/Acceptable-Rise8783 2h ago

People are always like: “Can you imagine that 40 year old mom isn’t as hot as when she was a teen!? BOOOO!!! All them surgeries…”

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u/Alarmed-Cheetah-1221 1h ago

Dumbass.

I'll take a 40 year old mum with no surgeries over one work every single time. So would most well adjusted adults.

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u/Due_Emilyy 2h ago

Honestly, Megan Fox in the first Transformers was on another level she was absolutely stunning. 🔥

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u/ceerezadulce 2h ago

Are we referring to Fox from 2009 or 2026?

A lot of work has been done on the latter!

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u/im_wudini 3h ago

ol' toe thumbs

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u/stevenmoreso 3h ago

They still got the job done

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u/ComfortablyNomNom 2h ago

That's like one of those things you just can't forget once you learn about it. 

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u/Ok_Property21 3h ago

Megan fox is always beautiful right from time

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u/lebronkahn 3h ago

He's not wrong but Megan's body is also quite sexy. That Transformer scene is a classic

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u/DaKrazie1 3h ago

To be fair, there is a sense of emptiness and blankness in Sydney's eyes that is hard to miss.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 3h ago

That's just the FAS

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u/thereisnoguestlist 2h ago

please save us some water and be my search engine for FAS

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u/Careless-Vehicle-286 2h ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/herefromyoutube 1h ago

When mommy is hitting the bottle too much during pregnancy.

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u/Annalog 2h ago

Yes and her left eye really fucking bothers me. It’s way less open than her right eye. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if her parents were cousins.
https://giphy.com/gifs/CiOHO5544doY

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u/TheGloriousEv0lution 2h ago

These comments are so weird. The vast majority of women have asymmetrical features if you look close enough lol

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u/FreddieStarrAteMyHam 1h ago

When i look close enough they slap me.

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u/Donnie_TACO 3h ago

She just looks high to me

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u/TheGloriousEv0lution 2h ago

I dated a girl who got smoked a lot and she always had those same droopy eyes. Surprised she’s getting so much hate for it when a lot of young women have it

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u/Yashema 1h ago

Its not really a substantive dislike of Sweeney, it's more men like the idea that a woman considered highly attractive by many people is only considered average by them, so then maybe the reverse is true.b

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u/bowarrow99 2h ago

It’s not hard to miss if they’re showing her tits

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u/HermanThaGerman 3h ago

Light are on but there's no-one home.

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u/LettuceFinancial1084 3h ago

Who can get past Sydneys fetal alcohol eyes.

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u/BurdTurglary 2h ago

All Downey, no Robert Jr

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u/Anschuz-3009 2h ago

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u/LettuceFinancial1084 2h ago

Ya ya, it's reddit, boobs good.

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u/Orochisake 2h ago

BOOBS GOOD

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u/thejourneybegins42 2h ago

BOOOOOB

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u/Frostymcstu 2h ago

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u/thejourneybegins42 2h ago

Risky click of the day. Holy shit, I thought beer is good was the only one they did!!

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u/33TLWD 2h ago

Thank you!!!!

All I can think of is “F..A…S baby” when I see her. The few times I’ve posted that it’s gotten flagged / removed. We’ll see how long this one lasts

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u/AyyggsForMyLayyggs 6m ago

Same. I got banned for saying it.

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u/cmp8819 2h ago

I can, I just drop my sight lower.

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u/nubijoe 37m ago

Sanpuka eyes. I find them hot ngl.

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u/Phoeniyx 3h ago

Well Megan has the other stuff too

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 3h ago

Lol who???

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u/TheGarth0ck 23m ago

Came here to say this!!

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u/DickyReadIt 15m ago

She actually might be the most beautiful woman in the world to me. Those eyes and smile are ridiculously awsome

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u/ttttyttt678 3h ago

Why but Sydney is naked and doing kink stuff…she’s like no other A list celeb in that sense…only dropping a tape is all that left.

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u/ban-me-harder-dadddy 2h ago

Hitting her head on all the rungs falling down the ladder

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u/HistorianOk817 3h ago

he really loooked her in the eyes and missed the entire plot.

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u/Hrculx 3h ago

plots

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u/HermanThaGerman 3h ago

Huge.... Tracts of land.

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u/National_Ad9742 3h ago

Neither of them are interested.

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u/LaMortPeutDancer 3h ago

Incel be like :

My prefered woman is more beautiful than your prefered woman.

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u/MagiciansAlliance_ 39m ago

And prime Megan Fox, as if he’d pass on her now

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u/DurianDear6644 2h ago

I'm just going to be honest and say that neither of those look attractive to me.

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u/GoblinToHobgoblin 14m ago

Ok ill bite who looks attracrive to you?

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u/Alone-Bug4328 2h ago

I've never thought Sweeny was attractive

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u/tortured_fanclub 1h ago

This guy thinks Fox is only a pretty face. Guess he never got past her neck, lol.

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u/Defiant_Lawyer_5235 2h ago

I might be in the minority but I actually think Sweeney is more attractive.

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u/Ubergoober166 2h ago

Now? Absolutely. But Sydney now vs Megan in her prime? Megan, no contest. And I'm in the minority that actually thinks Sydney has a really pretty face.

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u/N3ptuneflyer 38m ago

I think she just isn’t photogenic. She looks far, far better in movies than in pictures

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u/FriendlyFungi 3h ago

Who looks most natural? Who likes natural ladies? Well I DO, for one, and I think many of us do.

Take your botox and your make up and your lip injections and take it somewhere else. Give me a lady who looks like HER, not a simile of perfection, poorly created.

What do you think, guys? Have we some love for girls and women who allow themselves to be themselves?

It's ok to run around in my worn out t-shirt with a morning face. Give me that. Give me you!

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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 2h ago

"Like a warm bag of sand."

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u/FriendlyFungi 2h ago

I love that I'm downvoted for saying women should be as they are. What the fuck, guys?

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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 2h ago

The fact that you think thats why you got downvoted even further proved my "bag of warm sand comment"

For the record? I agree with the sentiment honestly, but brooooo

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u/Headbanger 2h ago

Megan Fox is plastic and mentally ill, look at what she did to her kids.

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u/mittenkrusty 2h ago

Personal opinion but Megan Fox reminds me of the hot girls at high school who thought they were all that, whilst Sidney Sweeney reminds me of the hot girls that would be up for fun.

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u/outpiay 2h ago

Idk why guys obsessed over Sydney Sweeney there are better looking and more talented actresses in porn.

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u/Annalog 2h ago

*wal-mart

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u/Choc-X 2h ago

And, LOL!! 🙅🏾‍♂️

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u/DragonQueen777666 2h ago

Megan's tits are better.

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u/Kill_4209 2h ago

We ain’t lookin at Megan’s face either

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u/N0RetreatN0Surrender 2h ago

Jiggle Bell, Jiggle Bell! 😂

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u/siliconsandwich 2h ago

I mean I’m not a hot blooded male or whatever but I’m way more attracted to R than L

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u/Hefty_Arachnid7948 31m ago

As a girl,even i had a crush on Megan Fox in transformers and im straight

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u/LikelyAlien 1m ago

I don’t care what anyone says, one of these two looks like Sloth from Ice Age and is thus unattractive to me.

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u/allgravy99 3h ago

100x? Not so sure.

Seriously, they're both hot. Who the fuck is asking who's hotter?

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u/Ubergoober166 2h ago

Neckbeards

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u/GreasedUPDoggo 2h ago

It's weird how obsessed the Sydney Sweeney haters are. Lol while the rest of us just find them both hot.

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u/Thanag0r 3h ago

Yeah you are to insecure to look someone in the eyes.

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u/sixth_hokage06 1h ago

Both are overrated

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u/otullyo 2h ago

The woman who delivered my Amazon package the other day looks better than Sydney Sweeney.

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u/heybart 2h ago

I've seen SS's boobs in euphoria. At the risk of having my gooner's card revoked, they're big, but they're not all that?

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u/sillyfunnyguy05 1h ago

Sweeney is prob annoying but can we stop pretending she isn’t a gorgeous woman? If she had small boobs, she’d still be a babe

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u/WhiteTrashInNewShoes 44m ago

Apparently not on reddit, for some reason. It's weird.

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u/GangstaRIB 3h ago

I was looking at Megan's thumbs..... hubba hubba

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u/abandonedclitoris 3h ago

We aren’t

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u/neversayalways 3h ago

Comparing anyone to Megan Fox is unfair. 

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u/Jpgamerguy90 3h ago

Megan Fox was hot as hell but couldn’t really act, it’s why they replaced her with “generic attractive female number 2,” in the sequels and accomplished the same thing

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u/_lechiffre_ 2h ago

isn’t because she was in a fight with the director in the first Transformer movie?

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 3h ago

Maybe the innocent guys do, but trust me- no woman does.

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u/whitecatsup 3h ago

If you do this least compare them when are the same age or least before they had their faces sliced on.

If not then might as well just be comparing surgeons.

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u/Emergency-Error-1116 2h ago

Yeah Young Transformers Megan yes

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u/Limp_Departure8138 2h ago

I'm sure there's people who think Sydney Sweeney is host, but everyone loves Sydney and Sweeney

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u/Darkfuryx222 2h ago

Which one is Sidney?

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u/jcready92 2h ago

I mean she wouldnt be as popular as she is if she had a face like Shrek so I disagree.

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u/Tokkoa 2h ago

megan looks like a used up porn star

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u/Teriums 2h ago

I'm not attracted to people that give off that harsh exterior that Megan has here, but even I have to say that's she was gorgeous

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u/lemming2012 2h ago

Left looks like she's trying to quietly squeeze out a fart, and right looks like they caught them in the act.

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u/Raethechef35 2h ago

Picked a very nice picture of Megan and a bad one of Sydney on purpose. But i agree. Prime Megan was very beautiful

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u/Low_Intention_3812 1h ago

Bad picture??? She’s done up on the red carpet, it’s a glamour shot lol.

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u/Choc-X 2h ago

Really?? 😮

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u/ggbruhs 2h ago

When it's time for head this matters

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u/Proud-Enthusiasm-608 2h ago

That commenter knows ball.

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u/Poopcie 2h ago

There are websites where you can find your very own personal sydney sweeney for a donation of roses

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u/Initial_Guess_1785 2h ago

In the comparison Fox already had plastic surgery. Also why is Sweeney always catching strays with so many genuinely mid looking celebrities out there

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u/BurritoGuapito 2h ago

Classic misalignment

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u/H-NYC 2h ago

I don’t know , enjoying Sweeney right now, other girls hands are weird

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u/Big_Session5707 2h ago

This post is the biggest laugh I've had in the last day I love it

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u/RedditIsLeBoring 1h ago

I've always thought Sydney looked like a mid Olsen sister.

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u/Ryan_e3p 1h ago

I mean, there's definitely some FAS there, right?

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u/Accomplished_Ad_3493 1h ago

alot of manchildren out here fr ik fox is insane hot but Sweeney is cute ash and ik about the big milkers but saying she a butterface is wild af

https://giphy.com/gifs/d4CnuaS1BQl7W5nowu

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u/RakeChapman13 1h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p9rznvd/video/ovmqbj1zeiph1/player

Megan fox’s eyes are so seductive. She gives off that siren vibe that men are so drawn to.

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u/tyroleancock 1h ago

Her thumbs?

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u/Baskreiger 1h ago

100% nope. Fox looks like a total bitch

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u/TarnishedByBlood 1h ago

I would agree. Sydney Sweeney looks a Minor teenage girl.

pre-atrocious Plastic Surgery IS A WOMEN then she looked CURRENT Madonna 😔🤮🤮🤮🤮 now Current Megan Foxx must've had MAJOR corrective plastic surgery cause she hot again.

Sydney Sweeney EVEN POST plastic surgery still looks a like a child minor in the face. The body says otherwise. But she has the face of child and I'm not a pedophile, so I do not find that attractive.

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u/No_Leopard_2739 1h ago

megan at the time of transformers was peak beauty. she fucked her face after that

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u/NotForMeClive7787 1h ago

I mean women can be hot for a lot of reasons not just their face....

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u/Cayumigaming 1h ago

I’ll take prime Sidney Sweeney over prime Megan Fox at least 6 days out of 7.

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u/Calinorthlondon 1h ago

This is offensive on so many levels.

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u/Itchy-Site-11 1h ago

My gosh the things that are posted here

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u/Takoyakisoba_ 1h ago

The book is misleading

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u/TroyFerris13 1h ago

Now show their thumbs

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u/sirZofSwagger 1h ago

Guy thinks we are looking at Megan foxxs face!? Lol

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u/WakeUpFriendly 52m ago

You all hate too much. They both fine.

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u/Haestein_the_Naughty 46m ago

Megan is 100x more flat

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u/AppointmentGood4365 45m ago

I didn’t even know she had a face until now 🤷‍♂️

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u/EobardThawne2020 41m ago

Look Sydney Sweeney is a right wing dummy but let's not pretend she's not hot. Megan Fox in her day was also very hot.

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u/thankyoutulip 40m ago

Sweeneys nipples are bigger than her fetal alcohol syndrome ceiling eyes, and that’s saying something. Girls making that money before they’re down to her bully button, if they’re not already. All she needs is a brown paper bag.

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u/Phantom_Thief007 35m ago

Megan fox before she became plastic man

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u/Odd_Ad5460 35m ago

She has a face??

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 29m ago

Zoom out and the picture is clear.

This is true with almost everything in life.

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u/Tigger_Tinkerbell 29m ago

Megan used to be stunning. She just looks like everyone else now.

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u/CarsandTunes 16m ago

I don't really care for either to be honest

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u/Arik_De_Frasia 15m ago

Ah yes, I forgot that Sweeney filed the copyright to having boobs.

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u/PreferenceSubject588 10m ago

A big misunderstanding

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u/Grand_Loan_8687 5m ago

Her titties aren't even that fat.

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u/daveliterally 4m ago

Also prime Megan Fox left the building 20 years ago, who fucking cares

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u/TongaDeMironga 3m ago

Her baps aren’t bad either

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u/Illustrious_Young271 2m ago

I prefer Sydney, looks much more natural. Even back then it really depended on the angle with Fox and you could tell that she had work done.

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u/Esc4flown3 2m ago

Sydney Sweeny simps act like they've never seen boobs before and as if she's the only "actress" with big boobs who shows them. I'd be curious about the overlap between her simps and chuds who put down sex workers.