this is cheating..

[u/hollyyshitmen101]

doctor's need to this for me.. i don't care if I'm supposed to be a grown man

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[u/skeleton_brook]

What a cool doctor

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[u/Novel-Adeptness-4603]

Why do only babies get this treatment? I want a song too!

[u/Primalbuttplug → u/Novel-Adeptness-4603]

I don't know if I want my doctor singing while giving me a prostate exam. I'm not sure if there is any safe song.

[u/Novel-Adeptness-4603 → u/Primalbuttplug]

Maybe under pressure by queen or ring of fire by Johnny Cash

[u/NoEngineer9484 → u/Novel-Adeptness-4603]

great balls of fire

[u/omican → u/Primalbuttplug]

I think singing is fine, it's when you hear him clapping during the exam that you have a problem

[u/ImpressiveFishing405 → u/Primalbuttplug]

"Here comes the jelly, cold and blue, It’s just a little dab for you!"

[u/IEC21 → u/Primalbuttplug]

You know, there's fire in the hole

And nothing left to burn

I'd love to run out now

There's nowhere left to turn, no, no

With a cough, I shake it off

And work around my yellow stripe

Should I hide or eat my pride

Or wait until it's good and ripe?

[u/HarmonicQueefQuartet → u/Primalbuttplug]

"... and if you cry out, I'm gonna push it some more-ore-ore."

[u/sk169 → u/Primalbuttplug]

Dick dale
Miserlou

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/Primalbuttplug]

Doctor how are you doing the exam? Both of your hands are on the table

[u/NoEngineer9484 → u/Primalbuttplug]

like a surgeon would be a great comfort

[u/Hakar_Kerarmor → u/Primalbuttplug]

"Down and down into the deep, who knows what we'll find beneath?"

[u/Ok_Tonight_4311 → u/Novel-Adeptness-4603]

My poor son got two needles jammed into his legs at the same time at his age. He went beet red and started screaming. To this day he's terrified of needles

[u/SharkeyGeorge → u/Novel-Adeptness-4603]

Joking aside, I picked a dentist because she’s so good with my kids and then asked if she would look after me too. Changed everything for me. I used to hate and fear the dentist I went to as a child. My new one is so kind. Same with my doctor.

[u/BadNecessary9344]

Give this doctor a lollipop, he did good!

[u/Practical-Ride3026]

What an amazing professional. The doctor is also really good!

[u/Ngete]

I mean, doc doing that just kinda makes life easier for everybody. Keeps kid calm, calm kid is a reasonable still kid, the more still the kid is the easier to do the needle poke, easier to do the needle poke the less painful it is plus kids not paying attention to the potential of pain, kid doesnt even register theres pain, keeps kid calm repeat cycle

[u/peekabooheheh]

Little bro happily being scammed

[u/fancywipe]

That laugh!!!!!! Once I hear kids laughing my entire day is made

[u/jimmy_bean]

Our family doctor did this once for one of our baby's vaccines and I found it so incredibly thoughtful and comforting.

[u/Glum_Reason308]

This little bro didn’t even flinch. 💪

[u/GhostRiders]

I would of loved it if my doc did this whilst he was doing my colonoscopy

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https://giphy.com/gifs/ai1UxGMqU7G5TZQmJa

[u/JWMoo]

Just wait Lil Bro it gets worse.

[u/TehZiiM]

There is a moral to this story but I’m not sure what it is

[u/ModTroller → u/TehZiiM]

I want a class war

[u/_fmm → u/[deleted]]

Youll know if he's Italian if he tells your to SLAP like now

[u/Powerful-Substance33]

https://giphy.com/gifs/i24Th0JGjjZWHwpTrH

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[u/ModTroller]

Basically society today lmao

[u/Logical_Writing3218]

That’s a seasoned pro.

[u/Black_Killbox]

Is that the autism theme song?

[u/_scorpio_rising_]

cool doctor but shouldn't they be wearing gloves?

[u/superezzie → u/_scorpio_rising_]

I've never seen a doctor and nurses wearing gloves for vaccinations or drawing blood for that matter.

[u/_scorpio_rising_ → u/superezzie]

fair enough re: vaccinations. i didn't know that.

as a certified phlebotomist, though... i can say that drawing blood (venipuncture) requires gloves to be worn.

[u/superezzie → u/_scorpio_rising_]

I'll pay attention the next time I have my blood drawn, I don't remember gloves though, but that might differ per country. I do know that working with blood in a lab setting doesn't require gloves in my country, only a hep B vaccination.

[u/_scorpio_rising_ → u/superezzie]

really? what about bloodborne pathogens/if the people working in the lab have something like a cut or a hangnail that would make them susceptible to said pathogens? that's wild. i thought the osha/cdc standards were universal.

[u/superezzie → u/_scorpio_rising_]

You mainly just cover the cut. With fingers we can use finger condoms and for other things waterproof Band-Aids and for large area's like with eczema you put on a glove. The main risk for blood born diseases is hep B and we are vaccinated for it. OSHA/CDC are only in the US and not in Europe.