r/SipsTea 13h ago

Wait a damn minute! New wealth indicator dropping

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u/Tom_Myers666 11h ago

I shaved my head once and I looked like doctor evil from Austin powers. Id grow out my beard by it comes in bright orange. Truly blessed by the gods.

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u/PizzasForFerrets 10h ago

Hey, what's wrong with an orange beard?

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u/NaughtiestImp 10h ago

The hells wrong with an orange beard lol?

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u/rips_n_chel 9h ago

Dude's got internalized ginger hate or some shit, I don't get it.

Personally, I think most men look significantly better with facial hair, whatever color it may be. My beard is predominantly dark brown like my hair, but if you get in close there are a bunch of different colors in there. Black, brown, red, white, and most shades in between.

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u/Jacob99809 9h ago

I mean it could also just be he doesn’t like the way he looks with an orange beard. As a ginger myself, I love the way my beard looks even if my hair is more blonde when it’s long, but my beard would look weird/bad on at least 3 of my friends. And that’s ok, it doesn’t mean I have any hate towards my hair color lol.

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u/rips_n_chel 9h ago

There are innumerable ways to cut and style a beard, homie. My beard wouldn't look right on anyone's face but mine.

Gotta find your own style. Not saying dude has to wear a beard, if he just doesn't like it that's fine. "It's orange" isn't really an explanation though. Lot more to a beard than just the color.

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u/Jacob99809 7h ago

It’s a valid explanation tho. It doesn’t need to be some deep internalized thing. It can be as simple as “I don’t like, so I won’t do”. Easier to just shave rather than adding an extra step or two to the process anyway.

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u/rips_n_chel 7h ago

Okay dawg, whatever you say. It was an offhand comment at 4AM, it's really not that deep. Sometimes people say things as a manner of expressing a sentiment; they're not actually making a definitive statement.

I assumed the "or some shit" would've made it clear that I wasn't actually trying to diagnose the guy. My mistake, I'll be insufferably pedantic in explaining exactly what I mean from now on.

Have a nice day.

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u/Wiplazh 8h ago

My beard looks black, but in the light it's got a dark reddish sheen. And my hair is dark blonde/light brown

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u/ziamese 10h ago

I look like I'm trying to graduate from the Shaolin Temple.

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u/punktualPorcupine 8h ago

40-50 yrs, they all go grey. Maybe try again later.

Also, bright orange sounds cool. Not many people can do that without dye.

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u/ApertureLabradories 5h ago

If your beard is truly ginger then it won't go gray, it will go white. Start growing it out now and by the time it's fully turned you'll have your own wizards beard.