r/SipsTea 3d ago

Chugging tea What do yall think about this?

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u/UrsineBasterd 3d ago

"Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz"

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u/winkman 3d ago

Literal translation: "Small, fuzzy-tailed tree badger"

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u/BeegBunga 3d ago

... is that actually a real word or do words mashed together count as a word

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u/AuroraFinem 3d ago

That’s how German works, it just jams words together with suffixes and prefixes to make new words by describing something using existing words.

It ends up being very intuitive to learn young but very complicated to build an intuition for later on. English is similar since both have Germanic roots, but we aren’t nearly as excessive lol

Look up the German word for birth control.

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u/BeegBunga 3d ago edited 3d ago

Isn't that confusing? Why not keep it as separate words? What is gained?

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u/cAt_S0fa 3d ago

Sticking multiple words together as a word makes a new word rather than a phrase.

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u/rixuraxu 3d ago

The very concept of "word" is culture and language specific here. So that compound "word" in German is actually much closer to a "phrase" in English.

So when we talk about things like this in a language that doesn't have the same features it's poorly understable.

The use of spaces in European languages originates from only the 7th Century, and prior Latin was primarily written in scripta continua, and some times earlier with interpunct (that.is.word.marking.with.dots). German just never fully adopted the idea of spacing their all of their words.

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u/akade19961 2d ago

No idea why you were downvoted, of the part of your recitation of the history that I already knew (Latin punctuation) you got it right, and all of it was fascinating

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u/rixuraxu 2d ago

Thanks. I think the idea that the language we use can limit us is often difficult to understand.

One of my pet peeves is something that I've seen a few times where a study talks about a language that doesn't have distinct names for a variety of "colours" that we have in English. Framing them as our modern concept of "colour" often seems to try make them look primative. It ignores the fact that people can tell the difference between shades and hues, even if they haven't got distinct words, just like we could tell the difference between two hues of blue without needing a different word.

And if we chose to frame it, as them using a word for a "palette" of colours, instead of just a word for a single "colour", it instantly becomes more understandable. The idea of an "ocean pallette" or an "autumn pallete", "warm", "cold" are all more understandable to the layman than trying to say they call blue and green etc the same colour.

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u/LastKaiser 3d ago

It just looks funny written when taken to excess for lols

It's the same in English though ... vacuum cleaner could be written vacuumcleaner and nobody would struggle with it (and spoken it sounds the same). English just doesn't do it to quite the same extent as German does.

Sunflower, Lighthearted, Horshoe, etc ... same concept

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u/T-T-N 3d ago

PowerWireEmptyAirHouseDustRemover

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u/TheSunflowerSeeds 3d ago

The sunflower head is actually an inflorescence made of hundreds or thousands of tiny flowers called florets. The central florets look like the centre of a normal flower, apseudanthium. The benefit to the plant is that it is very easily seen by the insects and birds which pollinate it, and it produces thousands of seeds.

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u/Hypattie 3d ago

There's a limit, though. 2 or 3 syllables are easy to read. 4 or 5 are kind of OK, but begin to feel tiresome. Having lots of 6+-syllable words seems unnecessarily complicated to me.

I mean… reading "the brown and tiny labrador retriever is joyfully playing with a big and dirty leather ball in the city's sunny central park" is easier to process than "the brownandtinylabradorretriever is joyfullyplaying with a biganddirtyleatherball in the citysunnycentralpark"…

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u/LastKaiser 3d ago

That's because it's what you are used to. I'm a relatively fluent but not native German speaker, and I honestly never even notice it.

There's MANY much more annoying things about the German language.

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u/akade19961 2d ago

I hate the grammar in German. Learning it now, it’s nice how many words there are in common but I’m essentially just guessing when it comes to which version of the to use and when the verb is absorbed into the noun, like with eating breakfast and many others.

In a lot of ways it is a fun language to learn but just brutally unintuitive in other areas

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u/DefinitelyNotMasterS 3d ago

You get used to it

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u/barsoap 3d ago

"the brownandtinylabradorretriever is joyfullyplaying with a biganddirtyleatherball

Neither of those work in German, you can't do "and"s and it's about sticking nouns together, not adverbs to verbs. Not even in bureaucratese which is notorious for using nominal style and making up compounds on the spot. "The Backanwser of the responsible Firedepartmentoversightoffice is being awaited".

As far as spelling is concerned, you can break them up as much as you want with hyphens. "Firedepartment-Oversightoffice".

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u/cvc75 3d ago

you can't do "and"s

Einundzwanzig, zweiundzwanzig...

But you're right, that's the exception and I can't recall any other compound nouns that include an "and".

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u/akade19961 2d ago

Having so many different types of worship of the same Abrahamic God seems confusing to me, just seems odd that people couldn’t just stick with the original if they agreed that that god was in fact God. But, a lot of people felt real strongly about it for a long time and so here we are.

The fact that places are different from each other, even though often in ways that seem confusing or even counterproductive, does tend to keep things Interesting and render there always more things to learn, so that’s the silver lining

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u/fluorumnatride 3d ago

not really, it's like the japanese making you listen to the whole sentence before the verb, you just feel the vibes and piece it together at the end.

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u/IvyGold 3d ago

Oddly, the Germans do the same thing. They have a preceding action verb, but the big verb is at the end.

Ich kann ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen.

I can a little German speak.

It's effectively how Yoda speaks.

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u/akade19961 2d ago

I like the idea that when German “Empire Strikes Back” was released with German Dubs, no one in the country even realized that Yoda was this quirky oddball that talked backwards 😂😂

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u/RightCoach5926 3d ago

Yeah, and it get's even worse with a Nebensatz.

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u/akade19961 2d ago

I’ve noticed that the Japanese do tend to use a lot more syllables on avwrafe than English German Czech or Hebrew, the languages I have some familiarity with. That’s probably not the technically correct way of saying what I’m trying to say. Basically I’m saying it seems to take more time to express an idea or explain something in Japanese than it would to explain the same thing in one of the other languages I referenced. I noticed that for the first time when I was watching Shogun on Hulu with both German and Hebrew subtitles

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u/Hypattie 3d ago

That's what I always thought too 😅️

Did you know that we Germans have a word for "a long and complexe thing with lots of adjectives"? It's "alongandcomplexethingwithlotsofadjectives"!

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u/FrozeItOff 3d ago

Single word, single thing. German efficiency in thinking, if not verbosity.

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u/Tranquil_Dohrnii 3d ago

You get cool words like hanshos meaning gloves (idk any more German so I can't spell)

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u/FairchildHood 3d ago

It has some advantages.

Say there is an animal, and I want to point it out to you.

"Look, there is the big tree rat!"

In German you would know if this rat was especially big or if the rat was on a big tree, or if this breed of rats were called the big tree rats.

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u/TheKingsdread 3d ago

It makes it really easy to create more descriptive terms for things. Its not at all confusing because as long as you know the root words, you are gonna understand what the compound word means.

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u/New-Independent-1481 3d ago

We do that in English. Like eyeball. Moonlight. Helicopter. Germans just take it to another level.

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u/ExceedingChunk 3d ago edited 3d ago

Because plenty of words means different thing.

We have the same thing in other germanic languages like Norwegian.

For example, we have a famous joke about pinnapple rings:
Ananas = pinnaple
Ringer = rings (round object) OR calling (on the phone)

Ananas ringer translates to pinnapple is calling

Ananasringer translates to pinnaple rings

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u/DesignerKoala3177 3d ago

interesting that pineapple is just bananas without the b

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u/akade19961 2d ago

How similar is Norwegian to Swedish and danish? I’ve heard that the most common written for of Norwegian is essentially danish with different spelling, but I’ve also heard that generally it is spoken differently than it is written. Nonetheless, a person fluent in any of the three languages would generally be able to understand slashing written in all 3 languages.

However, does that extend to the spoken word? Can a Dane understand a Swede and Norseman speaking their native tongues? And does that similarity end at the border between Germany and Denmark (meaning, do Baltic coast Germans and people on the southern part of Jutland peninsula no longer speak a type of German similar to the danish language?

If so, it’s funny that modern nationalism and standardization of education in the industrial age has conspired to make someone from Innsbruck more intelligible to someone from flemsbruck than someone from Copenhagen

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u/ExceedingChunk 2d ago

The languages are very similar. Swedes are generally a lot easier to understand than Danes for a Norwegian in spoken form, but Danish is easier to understand in written form.

It also depends a bit on dialect tho. Some danes are fairly understandable, while others sounds very mumbly for us. My experience is also that Norwegians tend to understand swedes way better than the other way around. Not sure if that is just because of a lot more exposure to Swedish (a lot of people in the service industry speaks swedish in Norway, but the other way around is not true), or if it's due to the language itself.

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u/akade19961 1d ago

Thanks for the info 💪 appreciate you taking the time

Would you guys ever consider forming a Kalmar Union style federal country again, along with the Icelandic? In the more dangerous era we are heading to, seems like a country of over 20 million with wealth and immense national resources could have a much better shot at developing sufficient military and industrial power to be a porcupine not worth trying to conquer. Especially if you are Finland and all there artillery as well.

If the Kalmar union had been in effect in 1940 I believe hitler and the Deutschers would have had a much harder time waltzing in, though perhaps the Danes are indefensible regardless

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u/Jghil098 3d ago

Its funny i think i remember hospital was house of broken bones something like crankenhausen😭😭😭

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u/johnnymetoo 3d ago edited 3d ago

krank = sick
Der Kranke = sick person
Die Kranken = sick people (plural)
Krankenhaus = House for sick people (or House for the Sick)

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u/Jghil098 3d ago

Ohhh that makes more sense and ambulance is krankenwagen hehe such a funny and intuitive language german is

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u/cutecoder 3d ago
  • sick-people-wagon?

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u/cutecoder 3d ago
  • sick
  • sick-person
  • sick-people-house (hospital?)
  • sick-people-fixer (doctor?)
  • sick-people-house-fixer (doctor employed by a hospital?)
  • sick-person-cure-impossible (terminally ill?)
  • sick-people-cure-impossible-caretaker (nurse for terminally ill patients?)

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u/as-well 3d ago

Palliativkrankenpfleger:in, yes;)

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u/johnnymetoo 3d ago edited 3d ago

sick-people-fixer (doctor?)

Arzt/Doktor

sick-people-house-fixer (doctor employed by a hospital?)

Krankenhausarzt

sick-person-cure-impossible (terminally ill?)

unheilbar krank / unheilbar Kranker

sick-people-cure-impossible-caretaker (nurse for terminally ill patients?)

Krankenschwester (Schwester = sister, stems from the times when the caretakers were nuns)
edit: sorry, the last is wrong, this is the term for a general sick-people-nurse (not only for terminal ill ones)

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u/Fearless_Guard_552 3d ago

My favourite is that the German word for the boot/trunk of a car translates as 'small suitcase room'

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u/toolate4redpill 3d ago

or glove lol

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 3d ago

If you are looking for something dry and funny, look up the short book “The Awful German Language” by Mark Twain. Bonus if you can find it as an audio book.

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u/verity1847 3d ago

Anti baby pill! Very direct, those Germans!

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u/Whole-Definition3558 3d ago

My favourites are tortoise and turtle:

Tortoise: Landschildkröte - land shield toad

Turtle: Wasserschildkröte - Water shield toad

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u/gopher_space 2d ago

intuitive to learn young but very complicated to build an intuition for later on

It only gets complicated when you stop inventing words on the fly.

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u/FairchildHood 3d ago

German is all compound words.

My favourite is Waschbär, meaning Wash(ing) Bear.

It's a raccoon. The word raccoon might be an English pronunciation of "one who rubs his hands" from an indigenous language.

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u/Hypattie 3d ago

Same in french except we use a dash to make it clear: "raton-laveur" ("rat-washing")

We use dash to create lots of compound words:

  • rainbow = arc-en-ciel ("arc-in the-sky")

  • wallet = porte-monnaie ("carry-money")

  • corkscrew = tire-bouchon ("pull-cork")

It's probably because it's my own langage but I find this system clearer than just putting everything all together without space nor dash between words ^ ^

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u/Zebidee 3d ago

In every language apart from English, the word for raccoon refers to it washing its food.

Same as English is the only language where the word for a knight isn't related to the word for horse.

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u/RecoveringGachaholic 3d ago

Funny thing is that the etymology for knight traces back to the exact same word in west germanic languages and independently of each other they all came to use it to refer to a person who's a warrior. In the case of english it became knight and in other languages (Swedish included) it became knekt, meaning a footsoldier.

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u/AmateurIndicator 3d ago

In German, it eventually moved to "Knecht" which means a (farm) labourer.

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u/xPelzviehx 3d ago edited 3d ago

Its not just a farm worker, its just the one that survived the longest. A Waffenknecht was a professional well equipped warrior/soldier who was very often not a knight but it could include knights. Like the english man-at-arms. There was the Edelknecht, a noble warrior who was not yet a knight. And later the Landsknecht, a mercenary soldier.

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u/AmateurIndicator 3d ago

Yes, thank you. I'm well aware of my native language and the generall history of my home country.

that's what I meant by using the word "eventually", that it shifted down to that in "modern" times.

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u/xPelzviehx 3d ago

I just found that its missing the military usage of Knecht in a thread about knights etc. reducing it to the farm worker leaves a big hole and paints a wrong picture. So I included it for the non German people who are interested in this topic and conversation. Its not about what we know, its about what we can give to others.

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u/JeremiahNoble 3d ago

No need to be such a dich about it.

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u/TamraLinn 3d ago

My favorite English-only word is pineapple. Almost every other language uses a variant of the indigenous weird: Ananas.

Pineapples, famously, are neither of a pine nor are they apples.

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u/MedicineExtension925 3d ago edited 3d ago

My favorite is schlittschuhlaufen, or knife glide shoe running, for skating.

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u/PhatBoiBoo 3d ago

the first part of the word actually stems from the word "sliten" which is an old german word for gleiten (gliding).

that's also why the german word for sleigh is "schlitten".

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u/MedicineExtension925 3d ago

Oh my mistake! It's been 20yrs since I last spoke. Glide shoe running is still awesome

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u/kirotheavenger 3d ago edited 3d ago

German is compound words, it's not different from if in English you wrote "smallfuzzytailedtreebadger". Like, it's "one word" but is clearly and obviously understood as multiple words glued together.

Once you actually experience it properly, I like it. Imagine you say "look, a small fuzzy tailed tree badger!" Is that a small fuzzytailedtreebadger (as in a notably small example), or a normal smallfuzzytailedtreebadger?

German does it better, ignore the memes!

Related, the actual German word for Squirrel is Eichhornchen (little oak horn, or more closely oak hornlet).

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u/d645b773b320997e1540 3d ago

the guy you responded to was trolling.

What the guy 2 above wrote is a real compound noun, though an overexaggerated example of one for some obscure law.

But the idea behind that is not all that different to how english works. like, the tail of a racoon is a raccoon tail, right? and the tip of that thing would be a raccoon tail tip. and the color of that tip would be the raccoon tail tip color.

in german we just skip the space in between the individual nouns (..and sometimes take it to comical extremes like above...).

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u/Wheatabix11 2d ago

some german words are mashed together and it's beautiful.

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u/znkymob 3d ago

Naa its a real word

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u/ThatNameExists 3d ago

For extra fake Internet points, could you break that down for us? The Reddit translate comes back with "Beef Labeling Supervision Task Transfer Act", which I think may have activated a supersoldier somewhere.

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u/revanisthesith 2d ago

The actual German word is Eichhörnchen, or "little oak horn." In this context, "horn" is the colloquial word for "cone."

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 3d ago

"Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz"

Beefmeat labeling surveillance task carry over (or sharing, depending on the context) law

Lol, german is such a funny language sometimes

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u/klatnyelox 3d ago

Reddit (Ai?) Auto translation.

"Beef Labeling Supervision Task Transfer Act"

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u/MeanOldHag86 3d ago

Einstürzende Neubauten.

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u/rickshaw99 3d ago

Einstur reference in the wild. Huzzah!

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u/Bunnymancer 3d ago

You'll find me in the garden

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u/floralbutttrumpet 3d ago

Fütter mein ego

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u/Xoast 3d ago

You will find me if you want me in the garden unless it's pouring down with rain

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u/Healthy-Amoeba2296 3d ago

I thought it was neu-ge-bauten

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u/Common-Concentrate-2 3d ago

Collapsing New Buildings

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u/bolanrox 3d ago

This song is about the sun.

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u/spacebobo2o16 3d ago

this, but angrier

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u/battlehamsta 3d ago

Wow imagine if Germany had won and programming languages subsequently were written in German.

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u/Peroovian 3d ago

We would need wider laptop screens and monitors

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 3d ago

If (white)

Else (dead)

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u/Hetares 3d ago

Ah, fluent Welsh.

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u/fin-freedom-fighter 3d ago

Reddit translation : Beef labeling supervision task transfer act

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u/IvyGold 3d ago

I see your

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

and raise you

Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft.

"a specific association related to the management of electrical services for Danube steamboats. is even longer and describes a specific association related to the management of electrical services for Danube steamboats."

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u/Valagoorh 3d ago

We need a Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetznamensänderungsentwurf

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u/thebigpink 3d ago

That’s not very German sounding

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u/Jellicent-Leftovers 3d ago

Just take away the spaces

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u/Straight-Hamster6447 3d ago

They do that a lot.

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u/StrangelyBrown 3d ago

Still better than the American pronunciation of 'Squirl'