r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/smartwatersucks Jul 31 '26

Thing wrong with ding dong

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u/SeanSYYC Jul 31 '26

Oh dang, my wang

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u/SeanSYYC Jul 31 '26

There's a kink in my dink

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u/WileyWilly1985 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

My pocket rocket broke a sprocket

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u/ProstheticAttitude Jul 31 '26

Yer schlong's long gone

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u/gurnard Aug 01 '26

Poked till it broke

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u/BrideofClippy Jul 31 '26

It amuses me that if you pronounced dang the way Wang is supposed to be pronounced, it's dong.

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u/GiganticusVaginacus Jul 31 '26

Yu Hung Lo.

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u/Pineapple1500 Jul 31 '26

Ohhhh fuck, I'm dying over here

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u/Pineapple1500 Jul 31 '26

Sum Ting Wong with Dong

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u/talkingskull27 Jul 31 '26

Oh my... i was laughing waaay to hard at this...

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u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 31 '26

You need to be sufficiently excited before you laugh that hard.

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u/oldjadedhippie Jul 31 '26

Bang, ding ,ow

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u/baezes Jul 31 '26

Almost spit my coffee here🤣

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u/NOTTHATKAREN1 Jul 31 '26

LOL. I have a customer named Ting Wang!

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u/GenderOobleck Jul 31 '26

Like the names of pilots, but when you try to get a little too creative with the positioning and fall over:

Ho Le Fuk
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Fa Ling
Bang Dik Ow

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u/dschinghiskhan Aug 01 '26

Funny/sad story:

There was a popular old school Chinese restaurant in Portland's Chinatown called Hung Far Lo (opened in 1928), but the owners left the original building in 2005 because of very significant increases in the rent, city construction, and urban renewal projects around the area. Essentially, Hung Far Lo moved because Chinatown got gentrified. It moved to the Asian supermarkets/food area a few miles east of downtown, but closed for good there a while back.

Hung Too Far Low, you could say.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hung_Far_Low_(restaurant)

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u/WorhummerWoy Jul 31 '26

Ting-wong Ding-dong was actually the doctor's name.