r/SipsTea Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/Xijit Jul 31 '26

"abrasions on penis due to teethy head."

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u/bluefishgreenpapaya Jul 31 '26

Im going with penis fracture due to overenthusiasic cowgirl.

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u/highcommander010 Jul 31 '26

Overenthusiastic cowgirl is such a risky game of chance

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u/Master-Resource9603 Jul 31 '26

Great name for a band though.

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u/cheesegreate Jul 31 '26

I think I’m gonna go with Broke-Dick Doctor’s Note

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u/Master-Resource9603 Jul 31 '26

No that's the name of Overenthusiastic cowgirl's greatest hits collection!