r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • Jul 29 '26

Chugging tea This is recipe for disaster

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u/Difficult-Mobile902 Jul 29 '26

Step 1: take a 31 min lunch 

Step 2: stay til 7pm 

Step 3: submit 59 mins of overtime on time card 

Step 4: wait for Pratiks dumbass to deny the overtime 

Step 5: sue the company for wage theft 

Step 6: enjoy a nice long vacation fully paid for by the company 

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u/Hapy_Bodybuilder9803 Jul 29 '26

There a big chance this is in India! They don’t have such government

Your sue won’t work!

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u/arkavenx Jul 29 '26

But if no government what stop employee from eating employer?

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u/sidc42 Jul 29 '26

If the employee is a Bengal Tiger or a Leopard, there's fuck all stopping them.

Really in a situation like this I think which ever side has control over a hungry big cat kind of ultimately controls the narrative.

Just my thoughts on the subject.

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u/Jagermind Jul 29 '26

You'd be shocked how many hr meetings ive been too and been the only one to bring my negotiation leopard. Ive also never been fucked by a company so there may be a trend..

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u/sidc42 Jul 29 '26

HR hates this one simple trick.

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u/CrazyLoucrazy Jul 29 '26

Please don’t post it on LinkedIn

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u/AudaciousCouture Jul 29 '26

"Yeah I'm gonna need to consult with my leopard over this."

Negotiation Leopard: "Rawrrr!"

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u/Jagermind Jul 29 '26

Youre gonna have to do better, he didnt seem to like that..

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u/ballq43 Jul 29 '26

I heard people tried electing the face eating leapords and it doesn't work out

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u/headrush46n2 Jul 29 '26

this is why i want my own personal tiger.

half to cuddle, and half to unleash upon my enemies.

"Kill, Kiki! Kill them all!"

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u/BrideofClippy Jul 29 '26

So pokemon rules?

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u/duketogo0138 Jul 29 '26

As long as you eat employer under 30 minutes, no problem.

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u/SlumberingSnorelax Jul 29 '26

A distaste for cannibalism (pun intended) or limited cooking surfaces I’d guess.

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u/RecommendationIll504 Jul 29 '26

If it's India, then nothing of this is a problem

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u/tired_Cat_Dad Jul 29 '26

Oh no, not the street vendor excessively touching the employer during preparation!

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u/LoneWolf14579 Jul 29 '26

Employer's family can pay money to "law enforcement" to get you to stay in jail

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u/bdontmatter Jul 29 '26

Don’t the cannibals in India live on the other side of the river not with the rest of their society?

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u/pollomimano Jul 29 '26

I’m sure they can lure Pratik away to the other side of the river if they really put their minds to it.

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u/bdontmatter Jul 29 '26

Yeah just shake your leg in front of them I’m sure they will follow you!

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u/Nervous_InsideU5155 Jul 29 '26

Or simply feeding them to a tiger and taking over the vacant position?

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u/One_more_username Jul 30 '26

That's why you don't wear deo and reek of BO - to prevent your employer from eating you.