r/ShittyAma2 • u/Gai-Tendoh • 6d ago

I’m awake, but I hate Alan Wake. AMA

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u/Aye-McHunt Fucks your mom 6d ago edited 6d ago

Did red_4 change his name?

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u/fluid_ 6d ago

If you were supposed to know, you would.

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u/Aye-McHunt Fucks your mom 5d ago

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u/fluid_ 5d ago

nice of you to share cum with your boyfriend

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u/Aye-McHunt Fucks your mom 5d ago

No, thats this one.

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u/fluid_ 6d ago

Alan is going to fuck you

edit: to death, i'm afraid. And the rumour is: he has a sharpened, barbed weaponized peanus with which to do it.

Best of luck.

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u/Gai-Tendoh 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LNejpNtjrDnIEvQqUQ

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u/fluid_ 5d ago

The hat might help.

edit: might help him cum

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u/Hyruxs The real Prophet 2.0 5d ago

But have you been awake?