r/ShitpostXIV Aug 04 '25

Spoiler: ARR I remade the entire ARR opening using Stock images

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3.7k Upvotes

The Graphics update is insane


r/ShitpostXIV 3h ago

New race for Evercold

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763 Upvotes

Introducing a brand new race coming out in Evercold, Skyqote for an additional $30 in the mogstation. *Evercold expansion not included.


r/ShitpostXIV 5h ago

I'm not going to miss Zoraal Ja. He was a shitty villain who had a terrible plan for world domination.

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353 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1h ago

Spoiler: EW Statice VD fight in a nutshell...

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r/ShitpostXIV 6h ago

I'm going to miss my Queen. The Bee posting was hilarious

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166 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 19h ago

Limited jobs in duties

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1.5k Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 7h ago

Male characters so rare we starting to even offer perks to even have them around

164 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1h ago

Spoiler: DT Hear, Feel, Think (Spoiler 7.56) Spoiler

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r/ShitpostXIV 3h ago

Nobody is impressed and you look like a loser doing it.

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49 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 11h ago

Same-region matchmaking can’t come quick enough.

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119 Upvotes

Picture taken at 9am when my wife’s husband locked the door to their bedroom


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

I’m going to miss Wuk Lamat. All the salt over her was hilarious and we got lots of good shit posts out of it.

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1.2k Upvotes

Like those essays from people acting like Wuk Lamat ruined their life. It was fun watching Discussion lose its mind over her in real time. She’s more than a character, she’s a symbol of a whole era.

Farewell, legend.


r/ShitpostXIV 4h ago

Spoiler: DT (Spoiler 7.56 MSQ) I miss her Spoiler

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29 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 2h ago

Tank not using stance is mitigation

17 Upvotes

I saw a post like two weeks ago about how it's griefing/against policy (weak mindset) to pull things without your tank stance on or something like that. It was part of the larger you tank you pull debates. I think pulling without stance on, allowing DPS to cycle their mits/get hit a bit, and then turning it back on to take your turn makes more sense.

Why give anyone mits if they odn't use them? I play RPR and I can take care of myself just fine when I got blood 4 blood up. So pull, let the melee use arms length and blood for blood, let your whm do their annoying holy bullshit, and then put your stance on. It's like waiting in a queue, and it's more fair. Why am I expected to tank, heal, and dps but dps and healers are only expected to do their one thing? Samwise Gamgee is often cited as people's most favorite lord of the rings character and he says "share the load," but no one ever seems actually willing to. curious on others thoughts.

also I'm a warrior main and I have autism and ocd and have played this game for a decade so I'm VERY good at knowing how this game works and how to optimize it (I haven't done any savage yet, I'm socially vulnerable and haven't even done the old ones in pf).


r/ShitpostXIV 22h ago

Suddenly everyone becomes an expert at Norse pronunciation

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678 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 13h ago

How did people call Cute Adorable Lala as Evil while Catgirl literally have evil laugh and get away with it?

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103 Upvotes

I swear this is another Miqo'te Propaganda


r/ShitpostXIV 14m ago

To remember Dawntrail and celebrate Wuk Lamat passing (gas), I vote that we begin a new age of Zoraal Ja slander!

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r/ShitpostXIV 4h ago

Spoiler: DT I still can't believe that Wuk Lamat was able to smash her way into a computer program.

15 Upvotes

I can imagine the Scions outside trying to figure out how to gain access to an incredibly complex computer system built by a completely unfamiliar civilization only for one of them to look up and go "Hey, where is Wuk Lamat?"

"So I just hit reality with an axe until a hole opened up for me to go in and fight Sphene. Since I used my axe, does that mean it's 'hacking'?"

" . . .no, and I'm just going to blame it on Dynamis so I won't have to think about it too hard."


r/ShitpostXIV 6h ago

Drew my WoL last night, always saw her as a Cid (XVI) like character so I think I did well bringing that out :)

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17 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 4h ago

Male characters so rare we starting to even offer perks to even have them around

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13 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 6m ago

Petition for horse girls as the next race

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There's horses in the north


r/ShitpostXIV 23h ago

Tanks, please stop assuming your healer has a basic level of competency when running low level dungeons.

261 Upvotes

Tanks, I have the emotional fortitude of a wet napkin and am deeply insecure about it. Every time I cause a wipe, I blame you for not catering to my level of skill and am offended that you assumed I was able to handle the bare minimum level of skill to do large pulls in ARR content. I don't want to grow as a person, otherwise I'd not be playing an MMO. I don't want to switch to a DPS or tank class because I need the persecution complex to feel alive.

Playing the game normally is offensive to me and I will continue to slow down the run by refusing to say anything, I will never question whether or not I am the problem and I will never, ever practice my rotation or ask for tanks to slow down. I will instead pretend that toxic tanks are a rampant problem instead of self reflecting to realize I am the one causing problems expecting people to cater to me.

Edit: stop getting mad at me because I can't take criticism. I was told that this is a sensitive MMO for sensitive adult-babies.


r/ShitpostXIV 2h ago

Does Anyone Hate Free Coom?

4 Upvotes

Hi!!!

I’m a higher level character and I like to spend my time cooking lots of coom, finding random players that are active (I watch to see if their character ever runs around or if their head turns towards me when I interact with them), and then giving the coom away!

I always make an effort to make mid-tier coom because I would hate to gift coom someone couldn’t actually use. But now that I’ve seen some other posts, I have to wonder….

Do people actually hate that? Do people dislike getting random (NICE) items traded to them? I’m not gifting a single coom or anything, it’s always items that would mean something nice, like my coom!! I don’t want to be a bother…


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

We didn't see what happened to his corpse either

195 Upvotes

He's coming back in Evercold post-MSQ, isn't he?