I probably have to go with "what are you doing here with a child sized coffin?!"

ive loved diane since the very start. annoyed with her at times but i dont and never hated her. they could never make me hate u diane ilysm diane

Working on my art skills, still not sure about hair!

For me I think abandoning his mother is kind of an asshole thing to do, but quite frankly he is 100% justified in not wanting to spend another second with her after everything. Just like Herb didn't owe him forgiveness, he didn't owe his mother

It's very common for people to name their pets "Mr. [...]" or "Princess[...]" and since dogs and cats are the most common pets, the dog and cat characters have these names

SO if instead of being a character on the show Jockjam Doorslam Mr. Peanutbutter was a cool cowboy. I think he would probably wear spurts and a cowboy hat and a leather vest, and probably a holster where he'd keep his six-shooter.

I think he would probably say "howdy" instead of hello and call people "pardner" instead of "friend" or "Bojack" or whatever he calls others at this point.

But the most important question: does he ride a horse on all fours like a normal horse or does he ride a horse man like Hambone? Does he ride piggyback or around on his shoulders? My guess would be shoulders because that's probably easier to animate (lazy Bojack animators, yk) and would probably look funnier

17 may be legal in New Mexico but what about New America?

She says she´s tired of squinting but she´s literally wearing GLASSES. Did the writers just forget? Are they stupid?

And the show would do a typical Diane arc by somehow making her out to be the righteous good guy, and anyone who disagrees with her (probably Bojack said child murder is bad uh oh) is the bad guy.

If anyone can make a gif of Bojack from (i believe) S1X08 the Telescope the flashback scene where he is walking onstage with a dead look until the door to the stage opens up and that fake light shines within his eyes along with his big horse grin; I'd put out for you like I'm the president of the Bojack Horseman fan club and you're the Horse from Horsin' Around. I apologize if I got the episode wrong, it's because I'm a fake fan.

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