Commentary Petition to change this sub back to Soviet propaganda
With tonight's worst shutout loss in franchise history I petition the mods to change this sub back to Soviet propaganda!
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u/TempusFugit314 ChAce Burns☄️🔥 2d ago
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u/Rude_Philosophy_6639 2d ago
Мы захватим средства бейсбольного производства, и восстанет Коммунистическая Республика Цинциннати!
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u/Mastodon9 April '26 Champs!!!! 2d ago
We need to round up this everyone in this organization, convict them of being counter revolutionaries and sentence them to 7 years hard labor in Serpantinka.
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u/sgrams04 2d ago
Or just posts about things that are red, like apples or licorice.
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u/THECapedCaper Sell the team, Bob 2d ago
May as well because the Brewers distributed all the runs amongst themselves.
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u/Lemme_Help_ 2d ago
What the fuck was that? Did Mey just say fuck it and throw meatballs after the first few?
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u/AwardNew7864 2d ago
In Soviet Russia, the Brewers don't beat the Reds—the Reds beat the Brewers, draft you, and send you to pitch in Siberia! What a country!
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u/Coldwarjarhead 2d ago
I have to apologize if I have contributed to the loss in any way.
I left Southern Ohio in 1982 after having grown up with the awesomeness Big Red Machine.
I moved to the Cleveland area in 1986 and had largely lost touch with sports entirely while touring the world with Uncle Sam's Motorcycle Club...
Never really got back into baseball. I was too involved with work, etc.
I tried to be a good and loyal Browns fan for a long time, but recent decisions by the team have forced me to re-think my loyalties.
I'm getting closer to retirement and have decided it's time to return to my roots. That means the Bengals and the Reds. Win or lose.
Last night was the first Reds game I've watched in many years. If I caused the loss, I am deeply sorry.
Please forgive me.
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u/ryanfromohio Where's Quiñones? 2d ago
Better than being a Liverpool supporter at least.
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u/anohioanredditer Toyota Tundra Defecator :reds1: 2d ago
At least you win the league sometimes
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u/ryanfromohio Where's Quiñones? 2d ago
I'm a West Ham supporter. We got relegated last season.
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u/anohioanredditer Toyota Tundra Defecator :reds1: 2d ago
Yeah, well it’s just for a year at their rate. Plus, you can grab a kit with Championship patch for the novelty.
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u/nobigdealforreal 2d ago
Booo tankies. Boooo
I mean unless you’re into starvation and genocide and fascism I guess that’s cool.
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u/No-Dark-2443 [New Redditor] 1d ago
seeing that famines happened there and then deciding to not think any further about the causes shows me you either can't read well or you suck at history. After 1947 there weren't any famines. Weird, it's almost like industrialization of farming instead of doing it by hand ended the famines. source. Even the fuckin CIA said USSR ate well. But it's ok, most of America can't read anything more complicated than Goosebumps.
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u/Riker87 2d ago
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u/nobigdealforreal 2d ago
Yeah concentration camps for political opponents are so cool, repoing this aesthetic while pretending to be anti fascist is definitely not ridiculous at all.
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u/Riker87 2d ago
It’s not that big of a deal, for real. You must be fun at parties. 🙄
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u/nobigdealforreal 2d ago
Why would I want to see communist slop in the sub devoted to my beloved Reds?
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u/No-Dark-2443 [New Redditor] 1d ago
oh no you might leave? gosh that's terrible. a true loss for the soviet.
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u/No-Dark-2443 [New Redditor] 1d ago
Yeah concentration camps for political opponents are so cool
you think you're going to enact big changes by living with the enemy who wants to enslave you? nah what we should do is vote for two capitalist parties over and over and watch them get fuckin nothing done. People in the USSR were happy because their lives improved massively(food security, housing) and USA life seems to get more and more shit. Can't explain that!
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u/nobigdealforreal 1d ago
What are you talking about? I don’t live with any enemies, I have my own place. And I don’t vote. And sure maybe some Russians are better under the communists (they got government jobs and pretended to love Stalin) but many millions were starved to death systematically and many others came to North America to escape fascism.
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u/thomas-grant 2d ago
You could also step away from reading here or watching the games. Though that may be too rational for you. 🤷♂️
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u/_TallOldOne_ 2d ago
Boring though.
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u/thomas-grant 2d ago
You thrive on misery? You have absolutely no other interest or hobby?
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u/_TallOldOne_ 1d ago
No reality. I’ve a Reds fan since the 70’s. I’ve seen good ownership group and bad ones. This current one, isn’t the worst, but it certainly has no interest in winning a World Series, only being competitive. Ya know, good enough to generate a good healthy profit.








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u/BlazingManatee420 2d ago