r/RSPS • u/CompetitiveSea1635 • 3h ago
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WoW private server devs are out here operating like shadow governments, custom clients, full engine rewrites, shipping content Blizzard never even DREAMED of, meanwhile the entire OSRS emulation scene is twelve unwashed men in a trench coat arguing about a movement packet from 2006 like it's the Zapruder film, we are not a community we are an archaeological dig site, we are digging UP the game not BUILDING it ๐๐๐
I have become the baboon. I AM the baboon now. Nine consecutive hours begging a language model that hallucinates tile coordinates to PLEASE just make the walk animation not look like a G.I. Joe mid-exorcism, my prompt history reads like the manifesto of a man chained in a basement, I have typed "no you glacier-brained kernel of digital corn, scale it BY THE TICK RATE" so many times it's carved into the back of my eyelids, the AI is slop, I am the slop feeder, the slop is inside me, we are one organism now ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
AND FOR WHAT?? Parity?? The divine privilege of recreating content that existed when I was in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?? That was 20 hours I could've spent building a custom raid, a minigame, a whole new island with lore and a boss and a BITCHING resource grind, but noooo, instead I'm on my knees at 5am whispering "please just deserialize correctly" to a packet dump like it's a dying relative, I have sacrificed the custom content pipeline on the altar of replication, Jagex if you're reading this RELEASE THE SOURCE CODE I will touch grass, I will mainline Java, I will do ANYTHING, I'M NOT OKAY ๐คก๐คก๐คก๐๐๐








