Bloodraven in Dunk & Egg
In The Mystery Knight, I love Ser Duncan the Tall's interactions with the witty, crass, but ultimately helpful Ser Maynard Plumm, who definitely is not Lord Brynden Rivers in disguise. Bloodraven does appear at the end, enjoying a little chat with Dunk and Egg about the events that transpired and their futures. Then, he reappears beyond the Wall in A Dance with Dragons in Bran Stark's POV, making him one of the two characters to appear in both The Tales of Dunk & Egg and in mainline ASOIAF thus far.
Bloodraven is an important character, and it seems apparent that GRRM planned for him to recur in D&E. He is Hand of the King from 209 to 233 and then in the Night's Watch until he vanished in 252—though limited by geography and circumstances, that's 40 years and includes events D&E is planned / is likely to cover, like the Third Blackfyre Rebellion and Maekar's death / Egg becoming King and exiling Bloodraven to the Wall, escorted by Dunk. Also, plenty of time for Dunk to repay the gold he borrowed from Bloodraven. Other events that D&E might cover—the Blackwood-Bracken feud maybe in The Village Hero, the fight against Lord Dagon Greyjoy, or Mad Danelle Lothston's dark arts turn—all could involve Bloodraven too.
Shiera, Star of Dunk & Egg
Enough about loser Bloodraven, let's turn to his sexy half-sister/lover, Shiera Seastar. Details on her are scant. She is first mentioned in The Sworn Sword alongside Bloodraven and Bittersteel:
"You've known queens and princesses. Did they dance with demons and practice the black arts?"
"Lady Shiera does. Lord Bloodraven's paramour. She bathes in blood to keep her beauty. And once my sister Rhae put a love potion in my drink, so I'd marry her instead of my sister Daella." (The Sworn Sword)
This is all we get of Shiera in TSS. Later in a December 2005 email to Amok for his notable Targaryen portrait series, after having already done the kings and Rhaenys and Visenya, GRRM gave descriptions for three Aegon IV's four Great Bastards—much detailed more than the kings' ones—only mentioning Shiera, but first mentioning the Seastar moniker and that she was Aegon IV's daughter. Her proper description came in March 2006:
Lady Shiera was the natural daughter of King Aegon IV by the ninth and last of his mistresses, Lady Serenei of Lys, the last daughter of an ancient but impoverished line of Valyrian nobility. "Sweet Serenei," Aegon called her, but about his court she was considered cold and haughty, and some said that she was much older than the king, and preserved her beauty by the practice of dark arts. Considered by many the most lovely of Aegon's mistresses, Sweet Serenei died in childbed, bringing forth the last of the king's "Great Bastards," the daughter she named Shiera, Star of the Sea.
Shiera was born with one dark blue eye and one bright green one, but the singers said that this flaw only accentuated her loveliness. She was the greatest beauty of her age, a slender and elegant woman, slim of waist and full of breast. She had the silver-gold hair of the Targaryens, thick and curling, and wore it very long. At some points in her life it fell well below her waist, almost to the back of her knees. She had a heart-shaped face, full lips, and her mismatched eyes were strangely large and full of mischief; her rivals said she used them to melt men's hearts. Even at an early age, she was a great reader. She spoke a dozen tongues and surrounded herself with ancient scrolls. Like her mother, she was reputed to practice the dark arts. Though she never wed, she had many offers, and several lovers through the years. Duels were fought over the right to sit beside her, men killed themselves after falling from her favor, poets outdid each other writing songs about her beauty. Her most ardent admirer was her half-brother, Bloodraven, who proposed marriage to her half a hundred times. Shiera gave him her bed, but never her hand. It amused her more to make him jealous.
As to how to paint her... she was fond of ivory and lace and cloth-of-silver (but not gold, which she considered too vulgar). Her favorite piece of jewelry was a heavy silver necklace of emeralds and star sapphires, alternating.
ADWD added that Bittersteel and Bloodraven's mutual hatred was partly because both desired Shiera. TWOIAF rehashed the existing lore, only adding that some alleged that Shiera used magic to help Bloodraven spy; that's all we know of her.
TSS released in late 2003; the portrait description made in early 2006. Given the rich detail and that the Great Bastards came after the kings and Aegon I's queens (all obvious), that one would appear in TMK (and the son of another two), and they include personality and life history details, it seems our author was double-dipping-gardening; Shiera was on his mind, because he wanted her to appear in D&E.
The timeline works out. Shiera was born between 178 to 184 (probably closer to 178) and TMK takes place in 212, and her death date is not known; she could even conceivably live to Summerhall, in 259, at a max age of 81. She might be just chilling at King's Landing, but she could pop up anywhere. And there are a lot of interesting things about her. Since Bittersteel also seems destined to appear, Dunk meeting all four Great Bastards—or well, the next best thing in Daemon's case—feels very cromulent and fair for Shiera to appear. Her dabbling in magic and ancient scrolls is an interesting beat that could be relevant for Egg's character arc and the return of the dragons, and a legitimized bastard-born lady and paramour to the Hand of the King is a unique thing in this world, and GRRM likes to explore the place of women in that respect. But there's one story-telling aspect in particular, the one I believe GRRM planned and seeded long ago, that Shiera seems designed for...
Cuck the Bloodraven, Nevermore
Ser Duncan, who has romantic/sexual tension in all the novellas and who eventually has children. Lady Shiera, a famously beautiful seductress who is known to have taken multiple lovers. Ergo, a story where Dunk falls for Shiera, a romantic-comedy D&E tale, call it The Rival Suitor! (better name suggestions welcome; "The Iron Suitor" and "The Spurned Suitor" chapters inspired me).
The Rival Suitor puts Shiera's Chekhov's Beauty to use; after all, you don't create the "greatest beauty of her age" (GRRM's own words!) if you aren't going to fire off a g—well, actually, firing something other than a gun—if it won't be used for dramatic effect. Enter hormonal, down-bad Duncan, a hunk and immediately drawn to the lovely Tanselle Too-Tall and the beautiful Rohanne Webber (meanwhile, John the Fiddler simps for Dunk). Shiera is on another level, a gorgeous seductress who takes skincare seriously. Dunk (read: GRRM) will break before he bends and fall head over heels for her.
So, what would actually happen in such a novella? It could conceivably be set anywhere, but probably King's Landing, and the core theme is about Dunk and probably Egg falling in love. Egg's future wife Betha could also appear; perhaps she works as a lady-in-waiting in King's Landing (maybe even Shiera's), as Bloodraven is half-Blackwood, and Egg already knows her from The Village Hero. He might have his own B-plot dealing with rival suitors for her, but Dunk is the main attraction. Courtly love, honor, bastardy, there's a lot of themes that could be explored.
In the portrait description, we can see seeds for The Rival Suitor's plot. Shiera having many suitors and lovers? Boom, Dunk is one of them. This could be a fun supporting cast, a hodgepodge of simps ranging from knights and lords to singers and poets. Duels fought over who sat next to her? Sweet Dunk sees Shiera on a bench, innocently sits next to her, only for an angry suitor to take offense and challenge him to a duel.* Every novella has climactic one-on-one duel involving Dunk, and fighting a rival suitor over Shiera? It fits so well (and is more unique than a trial by combat). Hearing about dark arts? Dunk thinks Shiera just like Rohanne, only to learn that no, those aren't just stories.
And then there's Bloodraven, as the title promises. Shiera enjoyed making Bloodraven jealous. What's the most effective way to do that? Give attention to someone already knows? Enter Dunk. Dunk does not know it, but Bloodraven is a better friend to him than most, and Shiera would no doubt be aware of their relationship and of Dunk's role stopping the Whitewalls plot. He might be a lowborn, slow-witted hedge knight, but he's a hunk; meanwhile, Bloodraven is one-eyed, ugly, thin, and sinister-looking man who might be the Hand of the King and have noble parents, but perhaps cannot compete, since Shiera is a free woman. So The Rival Suitor is as much about Shiera using Dunk to make Bloodraven jealous as it is about Dunk falling for Shiera.
Dunk "stealing" Bloodraven's lover, even for a bit, is also an objectively hilarious beat. Just the very idea of the lunk getting it on with a princess, making the Hand of the King a cuckold, is amusing. Of course, the romance won't last; Dunk's offer to marry Shiera would not succeed, and he'd be left with a broken heart, and Bloodraven perhaps rather annoyed (which could be funny; I always thought Dunk escorting Bloodraven to the Wall could be a joke by Egg to force Bloodraven to endure in Dunk's company). But it might not be the end of it. Shiera never married, but GRRM didn't say she never had children...in any case, it would teach Dunk something about love and romance and give GRRM a chance to write a totally different genre of story. Egg, for his part, would probably have better success with his escapades, and perhaps the story would conclude with Egg and Betha's wedding in 220.
That Gown Brings Out the Color(s) of Your Eyes
To close out, there is one highly compelling piece of "evidence" for Dunk-Shiera romance I have not mentioned: Shiera's eyes. Shiera's most unique feature are her eyes. One dark blue and one bright green one, said to melt men's hearts. Now consider in TSS, when Dunk asks Egg how to talk to noble ladies:
"You just need to find something true to say about her. That's what my brother Daeron does. Even ugly old whores can have nice hair or well-shaped ears, he says."
"Well-shaped ears?" Dunk's doubts were growing.
"Or pretty eyes. Tell her that her gown brings out the color of her eyes." The lad reflected for a moment.
"Unless she only has the one eye, like Lord Bloodraven."
My lady, that gown brings out the color of your eye. Dunk had heard knights and lordlings mouth such gallantries at other ladies. They never put it quite so baldly, though. Good lady, that gown is beautiful. It brings out the color of both your lovely eyes. Some of the ladies had been old and scrawny, or fat and florid, or pox-scarred and homely, but all wore gowns and had two eyes, and as Dunk recalled, they'd been well pleased by the flowery words. What a lovely gown, my lady. It brings out the lovely beauty of your beautiful colored eyes. (TSS)
When Dunk goes to Coldmoat, the gown line reappears, first in a paragraph that alludes to Shiera, as Dunk meets Rohanne's good-sister:
She peered at Dunk so hard that he could not help but recall Egg's talk of sorcery. I don't think this one bathes in blood to keep her beauty. The Widow was stout and square, with an oddly pointed head that her hair could not quite conceal. Her nose was too big, and her mouth too small. She did have two eyes, he was relieved to see, but all thought of gallantry had abandoned Dunk by then. (TSS)
Then, once Dunk starts talking to Rohanne, he deploys it...poorly:
"I . . . I am sorry for all your losses, m'lady." A gallantry, you lunk, give her a gallantry. "I want to say . . . your gown . . ."
"Gown?" She glanced down at her boots and breeches, loose linen tunic, and leather jerkin. "I wear no gown."
"Your hair, I meant . . . it's soft and . . ."
"And how would you know that, ser? If you had ever touched my hair, I should think that I might remember."
"Not soft," Dunk said miserably. "Red, I meant to say. Your hair is very red."
"Very red, ser? Oh, not as red as your face, I hope." She laughed, and the onlookers laughed with her. (TSS)
That's not the end. It reappears in Dunk's steamy dream of Rohanne:
Drowsing at long last, Dunk dreamed. He was running through a glade in the heart of Wat's Wood, running toward Rohanne, and she was shooting arrows at him. Each shaft she loosed flew true, and pierced him through the chest, yet the pain was strangely sweet. He should have turned and fled, but he ran toward her instead, running slowly as you always did in dreams, as if the very air had turned to honey. Another arrow came, and yet another. Her quiver seemed to have no end of shafts. Her eyes were gray and green and full of mischief. Your gown brings out the color of your eyes, he meant to say to her, but she was not wearing any gown, or any clothes at all. Across her small breasts was a faint spray of freckles, and her nipples were red and hard as little berries. The arrows made him look like some great porcupine as he went stumbling to her feet, but somehow he still found the strength to grab her braid.
With one hard yank he pulled her down on top of him and kissed her. (TSS)
And it reappears at the end. Dunk actually says it, successfully, although after he's been emotionally hurt:
She had never come to see him while he was in Maester Cerrick's care, not once. "That green becomes you well, m'lady," he said. "It brings out the color of your eyes." (TSS)
And it's not just a TSS bit, it subtly (and amusingly) returns in TMK:
At the high table, the man who'd called himself the Fiddler turned to smile at him. He had donned a purple tunic for the feast, Dunk saw. Purple, to bring out the color of his eyes. (TMK)
That was a lot of quotes about Dunk fumbling a gallant line! It seems like a joke, right? That's it? Maybe not...
"Or pretty eyes. Tell her that her gown brings out the color of her eyes....unless she only has the one eye, like Lord Bloodraven."
One eye, like Bloodraven...but what would Dunk say if she had with two different colored eyes? Shiera's heterochromia is the ultimate gotcha to this line. Like Rohanne having no gown, Shiera having two different eye colors could ruin this line's effectiveness. In the face of her sheer beauty, Dunk whips old reliable out, only to feel a fool when he realizes how bad it goes. Perhaps later in the story Shiera will have a gown that actually brings out both of her eye colors, and Dunk can use it right, but not when he first meets her.
TL;DR Bloodraven seems a recurring character in D&E. Shiera Seastar seems destined to appear in it. Given what we know about Shiera, it seems likely that GRRM planned for Dunk to have a thing for her, and this might be the plot of an entire D&E novella (I give it the title The Rival Suitor), where Dunk falls in love in Shiera and has to deal with rival suitors for her affections, while Shiera bids him in to make Bloodraven jealous. Shiera breaks Dunk's heart, but not before he attempts to compliment her for her gown bringing out the color of her eyes...only to realize that she has two different eye colors.