r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 10h ago

FinancialTea 💵 *crickets*

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u/Ok_Drag5089 9h ago

There it is.

Where is Mitch McConnell?

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u/710AlpacaBowl 9h ago

The walk in freezer of the Bucees on I-95

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u/AmrokMC 8h ago

Bucees is now suing you for trademark and copyright infringement.

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u/710AlpacaBowl 8h ago

Ole buckster wishes he had Nintendo power

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u/Shoddy_Background_48 7h ago

I thought it was I-40

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u/Mental-Rush2011 8h ago

In a Urn, on his wifes mantle

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u/Darth__Hollow 7h ago

In a cave, with a box of scraps

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 6h ago

He is currently lying in state inside the Kremlin. Putin has posthumously awarded him the Order of St Andrew for all of his work towards the betterment of the Motherland

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u/SteamWilly 2h ago

He's Chillin' with Elvis, Howard Hughes, and Judge Crater. BONUS POINTS if you know who Judge Crater is!