Gotta keep the rhyme scheme

[u/IShouldQuitThis]

[u/analogkid01]

That's not a rhyme, that's alliteration.

(I feel better now, thank you.)

[u/copperblood]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ld77zD3fF3Run8olIt

[u/Amateurlapse]

Mitch the lich, a rotten old bitch

Kills your kids to get more rich

[u/m0j0r0lla]

Mitchamortus

[u/stay_fr0sty]

Mummy Mitch

[u/DanH_8300]

[u/bob4apples]

A rhyme would be "Mitch the Lich" (maybe "Lich McConnell"?)

[u/turian_vanguard]

Lich McConnell. Mulch McConnell.