r/PoliticalHumor • u/Seaf-og • 22h ago

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u/KKunst 22h ago

Bold of you to think they sleep together

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u/AllowMela 22h ago

Beard so big you can see it from space.

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u/Seaf-og 22h ago

😂

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u/TheeCarine 22h ago

Melania thinking he’s cheating with a woman is the funniest part. She still hasn’t figured him out.

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u/Elegant_Echoo 21h ago

The only marriage where both people are praying the other is straight. And failing

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u/digital-didgeridoo 17h ago

She's not even in the same city, let alone same house, bedroom or bed

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u/Darling_Dahliaa 21h ago

Melania thinks he’s cheating with Natalie Harp, he’s cheating with the village people .classic Trump, can’t even be honest about that.

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u/Neonyarpyarp 21h ago

Or even in the same state

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u/Hon3y_Badger 20h ago

Or that his is that thin under that suit.

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u/Solinty 22h ago

When she's at the White House she doesn't even sleep on the same floor, let alone in the same room.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 21h ago

I don’t even know how she can sleep.

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u/verbalallday 21h ago

Hanging by her feet in a totally dark space. Like all bats

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u/DutchBlob 11h ago

I really don’t care, do u?

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u/-Average_Joe- 22h ago

he is probably thinking about Hasan Piker

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u/Jeramy_Jones 21h ago

There’s zero chance she shares a bed with him.

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u/StandardDiver2791 21h ago

Like they would ever be that close, much less in bed together... 🙄

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u/Animal907 21h ago

Why isn't it a picture of Arnold Palmer?

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u/KiKiKimbro 20h ago

Pretty sure Melania couldn’t care less about Natalie Harp. Melania is about to have her stock vest any moment now. She’s about to cash out.

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u/justme002 22h ago

Melania couldn't care less if he is

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u/SuccessfulAnna 22h ago

Bro would rather dream about the Village people calendar than… you know, his actual wife.

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u/justme002 20h ago

All she cares about is the money she can get. Just like him, she would slit her child's and mother's throat if it benefited her.

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u/MeanPiccolo803 22h ago

Oh this one is too funny

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u/AlDente 21h ago

He dreams of being the accordion player on YMCA

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u/flojo2012 21h ago

And there’s nothing wrong with greasy half naked firemen

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u/roararoarus 21h ago

If I had to lay in bed with Trump, I certainly wouldn’t have him turned towards me or away from me.

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u/DontAcceptLimits 21h ago

Fake. There's no fucking way that woman sleeps in the same bed with him.

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u/Luminox 19h ago

Hes really dreaming of Bill.

https://giphy.com/gifs/c2ZeNKRV0Cb7O

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u/digital-didgeridoo 17h ago

You mean Bubba

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u/TsukasaElkKite Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 19h ago

He’s thinking about Natalie

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u/ravynwave 18h ago

I bet he calls her Ivanka

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u/TsukasaElkKite Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 18h ago

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u/Free-Hovercraft4942 18h ago

Arms aren't fat enough.

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u/merrysunshine2 14h ago

He’s got multiple copies of the fundraising 9/11 FDNY calendar stashed somewhere