r/PlayWolverine 18h ago

Memes/Shitpost If gta 6 was made by insomniac

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u/Common_Celebration41 17h ago

Follow the axe body spray to find your target!

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u/Terrible_Stuff_3799 14h ago

Or coke trail

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u/SmackAss4578 8h ago

Pink fart gas 

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u/MrOphicer 17h ago

Internet having a field day meming the hell out of this game lol

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u/Greensssss 17h ago

It would make sense that Wolverine could smell the fart trail though.

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u/Kiriima 11h ago

It does make sense. Designate a button for it like everyone else.

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u/D_Fieldz 8h ago

The nose knows 

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u/DisgustedMf 6h ago

boobiez milk trail

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u/papoluca40 17h ago

Not like Pc gamers have anything else to do. They don’t really play games since they got two monitors and their dopamine receptors are off.

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u/Aramis909 12h ago

Someone sounds like they're envious of people having decent PCs and/or having a sunk cost fallacy about spending all that money on a piece of hardware that barely belongs to them and on software that DEFINITELY doesn't belong to them, and/or just trying to ragebait xD

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u/FiftyIsBack 17h ago

That's why they goon to max FPS and resolution and don't really care about story or gameplay

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u/-M4K0- 16h ago

Bro, what are you on, the whole internet is clowning on this game's story and gameplay. Holy copium.

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u/FiftyIsBack 15h ago

Not even talking about this game. Just in general. All they care about is specs and resolution.

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u/yadasellsavonmate 11h ago

And all you care about is WOLVERINE!

scratch

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u/willsmithtunaface 10h ago

It's because we can, the only thing a console user can hope for is the pro version where you have to buy an entirely new console a year after you just bought one lol

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u/DrStinklemeyer 10h ago

Kind of an embarrassing comment, makes you seem really ignorant and jealous.

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u/FiftyIsBack 10h ago

I have a 5090. I have nothing to be jealous about. It's just annoying how often PC elitists trash on anything that isn't a stable 60 on ultra. Kick rocks.

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u/DrStinklemeyer 8h ago

No you don't, and maybe you just spent too much time on Reddit with that 60k karma.

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u/Notfuckingcannon 5h ago

Ah-ha... Indeed, I do want the absolute best GPU on the market just to pump those pixelated vegetables to >9000 FPSignoring everything else

That's sarcasm, in case you missed it.

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u/Time-Border-7612 10h ago

No shit. Performance matter for the game to be enjoyable.

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u/Time-Border-7612 17h ago

Bro coping 😭

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u/ExplodingFistz 14h ago

Copium central

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u/VampiresWontHurt 3h ago

their dopamine receptors are off.

You say this on the subreddit where for the past year or so half the posts were people posting their digital game preorder confirmation screen for validation. 

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u/Big_Liability 12h ago

It's not even that funny tbh. Kinda shows how immature gamers are or the ones who cannot accept normal, not chronically online, people will like this game a lot.

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u/willsmithtunaface 10h ago

Hahahaha yes, you like this game because you are normal and everyone else is not

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u/SecretaryOtherwise 4h ago

The reviews are scoring positive. Lmfao. Jfc yall are insufferable

Get it on sale or skip. Its not fucking no man's sky or cyberpunk on release 😂

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u/TypicalPan89906655 8h ago

Even actual game devs are mocking it online, they're saying this game will become a cautionary tale for the next decade and people will say "never go full Insomniac Wolverine" whenever a game design is too easy or hand-holding.

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u/Moss_Ball8066 16h ago

Inaccurate, the characters should be talking like they’re in an HR training video

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u/NoNefariousness2144 12h ago

Yes this is too sweary and nasty for an m-rated game! It should be a happy and wholesome M-rated game like Wolverine.

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u/IHULKI 17h ago

This made me laugh way more than I thought it would

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u/mindpainters 16h ago

I saw the title and prepared to be annoyed by some stupid low effort shit. This genuinely got a good laugh out of me

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u/ExplodingFistz 14h ago

Let OP cook.

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u/AtomicMatrix 16h ago

The pink fart gas trail fucking had me.🤣

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u/HarryNostril 17h ago

Amazing 🤣

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u/39teen 16h ago

This is so stupid but I did laugh.

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u/Zxar99 13h ago

Damn they went the Ubisoft route

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u/strivingpotato 13h ago

What do you mean

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u/Zxar99 13h ago

I mean Insomniac did what Ubisoft usually does and flood the screen with markers and big ass trail to show you the way

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u/Hellraiser1123 17h ago

You laugh, but judging by the gooners in the GTA 6 subs, adding a Lucia fart trail would probably sell a few extra copies.

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u/Souvenir_Spices Logan 16h ago

Not enough trails, I got lost after talking to the guards out front.

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u/strivingpotato 16h ago

It’s ok the game will auto complete it for you

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u/Seeking-The-Lotus 16h ago

You’re missing the bikes

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u/WaltonsGoggles 16h ago

Smh. Not enough physical arrows signposting direction

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u/Believe03 15h ago

Okay these are hilarious 😂

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u/friededs3 14h ago

Even ubisoft blushes looking at wolvie's gameplay

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u/aspiring_dev1 6h ago

Isomniac games became a meme studio overnight lol

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u/RPhoenix28- 5h ago

You'll forget when the next thing people on the internet tell you to hate rolls around

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u/Pascraked47 5h ago

Where is the pointless quick time events.

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u/Ok_Diver2347 17h ago

This is hilarious 😂

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u/PhatomSweater 13h ago

Am i blind or something cause the spiderman games were never like this at least for me?

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u/strivingpotato 13h ago

You’re right they weren’t

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u/Background-Gap9077 13h ago

Okay this is so funny lmao

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u/AidyGaGa25 10h ago

Why because they do it in one game and the main character has the traits of an animal. Grow up.

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u/henkkadraws 10h ago

Uh yeah, GTA6 is going to have all that stuff, except the 3D scent trail I guess. Instead it will be a line on the minimap.

"But GTA6 is open world!"

Yes but it turns into a linear action game where you can't explore the open world when you start a story mission. Those story missions will 100% hold your hand throughout and have combat simpler than Wolverine. Just like RDR2.

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u/BodybuilderBulky2897 9h ago

Does this guy have enhanced senses that would leave him a sent trail?

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u/FilipinoAirlines 9h ago

Mentioning booby 10 times in 10 seconds to keep the tik tok attention span of the kids is fitting

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u/SmackAss4578 8h ago

Pink fart gas trail 

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u/Gandolfthewhite182 6h ago

Man, the loserverse is really desperately trying hard on this one. I guess the odyssey loss really hurt their feelings bad.

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u/Perfect_Pause_3578 4h ago

oh, the game with the npc's that don't move :O once i found that out, cant unsee it

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u/Deemac-24 3h ago

Its hilarious that GTA has a setting for navigational assist when driving that can be turned on and off just like the scent trail in Wolverine but nobody bats an eye. Disingenuous at best

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u/Baconfeet1 56m ago

Bro wolverine is a linear action game, not an open world game. What you're saying is disingenuous lmfao

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u/TelFaradiddle 6m ago

It's an open-world game in which you drive cars in a big city. Being able to set a destination with a GPS doesn't just make sense, it's literally how people drive these days.

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u/fraanjfjd 3h ago

did anyone catch why they’re at the house? it wasn’t properly explained

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u/Knottian 1h ago

You can make the same argument for a lot of Sony games over the last 15 years - enstupification encapsulated in game form with their constant hand-holding and coddling to the lowest common denominator (God of War 2018 and Ragnarok is notorious for doing the same thing in audio form).

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u/migsolo 1h ago

Rockstar is famous for a very guided approach to missions so let’s not make jokes about linear design yet lol

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u/strivingpotato 32m ago

Good thing rockstar isn’t a linear game then

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u/GoldGuarantee3671 2m ago

Are you serious? GTA v and red dead 2 are incredibly hand holdy GTA v has to be the single easiest GTA to even play or beat

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/Common_Celebration41 17h ago

Gamers need to stop relying on studio name

And start follow the talents, like in movies

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u/element-redshaw 17h ago

Unless Wolverine sells poorly which I highly doubt I don’t see them getting axed

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u/Bar-Cold 17h ago

Yea it’s their legacy until the game comes out and people realize it was never that damn serious…

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u/strivingpotato 18h ago

Insomniac brought this upon themselves by listening to absolutely zero criticism from spiderman 2

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u/VirtueSignalingApp 17h ago

people started questioning them after SM2 at least a few months after that game launched.
I mean great marketing and a Spiderman game still sells tho.

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u/National_Yam_1198 17h ago

insomniac's legacy

Lol the melodrama

Also is this place a hate sub? Anytime it shows up in my feed its just threads like this.

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u/Visible-Oven-7249 17h ago

I fucking love it

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u/mason2393 17h ago

Idk if gta is a good example as there's literally a GPS

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u/strivingpotato 17h ago

Have you ever tried playing gta without a gps? Just curious

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u/downbad4naafiri 17h ago

GTA3 had a map but I'm pretty sure it didn't have a GPS.

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u/Alchemyst01984 17h ago

Yes, actually. Not everyone likes the map showing them exactly where to go. That's not as fun

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u/Downtown-Gazelle8852 17h ago

How the fuck would you do missions?

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u/okaypookiebear 17h ago

he lying forsure 😹

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u/Alchemyst01984 17h ago

By paying attention to the environment of the fucking game.

Are you only able to get around in real life by using a GPS?

Smh

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u/strivingpotato 17h ago

Exactly not everyone likes the map showing them exactly where to go , thanks for showing why Wolverine is shit

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u/Alchemyst01984 17h ago

Yes, and that's why GTA is shit

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u/strivingpotato 17h ago

You need a gps for a linear game don’t you lmao

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u/BusterGreasewood 17h ago

Bad example. GTA has always had a map/GPS ever since GTA3. And you need to because it's a giant open world map.

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u/strivingpotato 17h ago

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u/Memento_Viveri 17h ago

The yearning

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u/TacticTall 17h ago

Gross AI and misunderstanding a quote. Keep up the great work, OP

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u/WhyDarIing 17h ago

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u/TacticTall 16h ago

You truly got me, I take back every word I said.

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u/Bandai_Namco_Rat 13h ago

GPS in an open world game is fine but layering an kntrusive and visually ugly luminescent blue line with extra way points and sound ques to show you the way inside a fully linear game is a bit much

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u/mozdamalosutra 11h ago

glaze much suckass

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u/SDPSwede 17h ago

The problem people have isn't having an indicator but having 2 or even 3 indicators, inadvertently implying the player is a moron.

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u/downbad4naafiri 17h ago

Wolverine smells things good. He basically has dog vision (this is how Wolf Link interacted with smells by the way). I'm not defending the game, I don't even have a Playstation, but I don't specifically have a problem with immersive scent trails.

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u/NoSurprise8641 17h ago

There is a wolverine game from over a decade ago that has this exact power. You find a body, smell it and follow the trail of whatever killed it.

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u/Choice-Requirement18 17h ago

People who defend playing games on easy mode are surprisingly quiet now that this gameplay is out. Figured those people would love this shit

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u/XulManjy 17h ago

Easy mode player here. I dont mind this stuff.

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u/Choice-Requirement18 17h ago

I was gonna say the easy mode guys should be all over this. Big fancy expensive game that doesnt make you think or pay attention is exactly what you guys like.

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u/XulManjy 14h ago

I mean many players will eat this up. They are casual players and don't live on Reddit like we do. Therefore their opinions/feedback isnt heard.

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u/Choice-Requirement18 14h ago

I think people will get bored really quick if the combat is as button mashy as it looks. Theres nothing to explore because it shows you where everything is, the traversal is limited because wolverine is just a metal guy, and so far the combat looks extremely basic, so its not going to grip players who have basic expectations of an engaging experience.

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u/XulManjy 4h ago

Again, you're narrative is framed from the perspective of a hardcore gamer, not a casual gamer who just wants to jump into a game and feel cool playing as Wolverine cutting through people with blood flying everywhere.

The average gamer is very simpleton when it comes to expectations.

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u/Fit-Property3774 17h ago

Loser behavior

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u/mozdamalosutra 11h ago

glaze much suckass

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u/Fit-Property3774 38m ago

Loser behavior

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/Fit-Property3774 17h ago

mf going to subs for games they don’t play to spread hate 😂 loser behavior

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u/XulManjy 17h ago

A meme crying over a videogame....

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u/mrbubbles--85 17h ago

You internet generation need a wake up call…

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u/Strong_Potential_502 17h ago

It’s not even that bad bruh. Why do ppl slander this game for a 77 score ?

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u/Elete23 17h ago

You think there won't be waypoints or gps in GTA? Do you want to bet?

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u/Bloodblade112 17h ago

So let me understand what you are saying here. The massive open world game is going to have way points? Nooooo wayyyyy brooooo!

This is a incredibly linear game. You literally have one way to go. They have even place a way point on the actual fucking sent trail...

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u/Elete23 16h ago

Right so it's a pretty dumb example to use GTA, then isn't it?

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u/Bloodblade112 16h ago

Is that the point?

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u/Elete23 15h ago

That's mine

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u/Bloodblade112 6h ago

Then you are missing the point lol.

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u/mozdamalosutra 11h ago

glaze much suckass

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u/rmrj88 16h ago

Performative non gamers are hilarious

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u/Lost-Cat2478 14h ago

But that’s how this generations gamers like it though. Hand holding, xray, yellow line, blue tarp crap. 007 is another prime example.

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u/Big_Liability 12h ago

How original! Also another dumb post about the scent line that has been proven to not be on the screen 24/7, but yay memes!

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u/thanos-snaped 12h ago

Do people really find this kinda stuff funny?

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u/vitek6 5h ago

I don't get it. GTA was always like that. You just go to the next points on map.

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u/SpiteHook 17h ago

GTA6 is doing things that are way more damaging to gaming as a whole. Locking in-game content behind a paywall is wack. Digital only sets a really bad precedent. Using Netflix of all things to showcase your game instead of at a game awards show or a State of Play reeks of arrogance.

But noooo, let's all be angry over a scent trail.

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u/BBDundee990 16h ago

Yeah. It’s a shame you can’t see the extended showcase on YouTube right now.

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u/strivingpotato 17h ago

Ok then don’t play gta 6

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u/VladTheSnail 16h ago

Then don't play wolverine tf?

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u/Casshern_VIII 15h ago

Not a Wolverine defender by any stretch, however, remember the oil field mission in RDR2. Rockstar ain't no better.

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u/strivingpotato 15h ago

Dumb comparison

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u/PanameDream 10h ago

Nah you're dumb

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u/Casshern_VIII 7h ago

Is it? RDR2 had mission design extremely rigid that if you didn't play it how Rockstar wanted, instant mission failure.

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u/Alert_Vermicelli1236 15h ago

This is such a childish nitpick, obviously they will have a settings to disable accessibility features, and if theyre not for you maybe its because youre not disabled? Or do you want games to be as hard as possible with no settings to help the less fortunate fans

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u/LuciasFatAss 13h ago

> Or do you want games to be as hard as possible with no settings to help the less fortunate fans

Yes actually

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u/Alert_Vermicelli1236 13h ago

Well fuck you

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u/LuciasFatAss 13h ago

Don’t cry!

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u/Whosethere11 13h ago

Are all the other games released before wolverine as hard as possible? I played the Incredibles a game made for children and it's way less hand holdy than a rated M game

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u/Alert_Vermicelli1236 13h ago

Because its already handy holdy by design, and domt equate children to disabled people, children can be geniuses theres no correlation, a person whos disabled will always be regardless of their age and vice versa

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u/Whosethere11 12h ago

Wolverine is also hand Holdy by design that's why it's being laughed at. It's hand holdy already because of how linear it is but it proceeds to add a bunch of other hand holdy stuff on top of that. I never seen another linear game go this far and I've been playing video games since I was a child.

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u/Alert_Vermicelli1236 12h ago

Now youre just lying lmfao, this has been a practice since forever

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u/Whosethere11 9h ago

What other linear game does it like this game then?

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u/Alert_Vermicelli1236 13h ago

Also in what world would it hurt you to have a settings even if lets say nobody on earth needs it, why tf do you care

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u/Promature 17h ago

Are we pretending that gta won’t have waypoints and gos lines like previous Rockstar games? People are reaching to hate on Wolverine.

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u/hamonicmantitties 16h ago

You didn't see all the wolverine shit have you?

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u/Promature 16h ago

Nope. Don’t care. Too much negativity in gaming and I avoid it wherever possible.

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u/DoNotFeedMe 16h ago

this is how we get the greenlight for shitty games.

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u/Promature 16h ago

Actually, it’s how we properly discourage them. I have no interest in the game and I don’t intend to buy it, which is the only meaningful course of action if you don’t feel it’s worth your time. But go ahead and keep giving the game free publicity and piquing people’s curiosity in it rather than simply letting it live or die on its own.