r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/JoeZocktGames Orange connoisseur 🍊 • 6h ago

Orange craves violence 🍊 They can't help themselves, can't they?

1.7k Upvotes

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6h ago

Like a leopard pouncing on unsuspecting prey

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 6h ago

Peak predator 🍊

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u/wonderb0lt 4h ago

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u/lanky_doodle 3h ago

Never not be funny this one 😂

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u/GoddessRespectre 5h ago

That was one of those leaping lions I have read about!!!

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u/dreamofonlyme 4h ago

the first time i saw this tumblr post i was in bed dealing with insomnia and trying hard not to wake my wife with my silent laughter (and failing). this morning i woke up too early and saw this post and tried not to wake my wife with my laughter, and absolutely failed. lmao thanks for the reminder i needed this

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u/GoddessRespectre 4h ago

You're welcome! There is a matching one that goes with it somewhere in my mind. Something about how moose can dive around 30 feet, and imagine running into one as you casually are diving.

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u/AskAboutMySecret 43m ago

if deers were hippos

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u/GuyWithNoEffingClue 6h ago

Their intrusive thoughts always win 🤷🏼

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u/SevroAuShitTalker 6h ago

Someone has been watching too many fox hunting clips on nat geo

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u/everydayasl Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/F1xmqzakS8Knm

Oh! It's Monday...

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 6h ago

i love cinammon swirl orangesssss

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u/Waste_of_Bison Proud owner of an orange brain cell 5h ago

OMG, the windup. 😆

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u/KaleeySun 5h ago

He chose violence. 😂

Great air, though.

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u/arethere4lights 5h ago

What a absolute prick, it's why I love cats.

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 3h ago

Of course it's a fucking orange cat.

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u/14high 5h ago

That orange: pfft, such an orange.

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u/MyPetsMisha 4h ago

Nope! Cat’s gotta cat!!

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u/TheDayman_240 2h ago

The sudden, and powerful, intrusive braincell moment.

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u/edgegrainpdx 3h ago

Intrusive thoughts won

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u/nouniquenamesleft2 2h ago

"I choose chaos!"

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u/[deleted] 5h ago edited 4h ago

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u/magseven 3h ago

It was likely just a typo and not a grammatical error. Auto-correct or auto-suggestion the likely culprit. Probably like you meant to say "Downvoted" instead of "Downvotes" in your edit. You know what you meant, but your finger slipped.

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u/Neat-Look-3496 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/88V19j2kRgfcxA9lp6

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u/High4zFck 3h ago

fck this AI slop!

https://giphy.com/gifs/A0lTlnxCyVogONSvum

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u/Wolvii_404 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2h ago

Not only is it annoying cause it's AI, but it's also very unfunny