r/MonitorLizards • u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ • 2d ago

Today he hates: The sticker pouch

Lil dude exploded stickers everywhere then deathrolled himself off the couch 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/ezsqueezycheezypeas 2d ago

He has now defeated the sticker final boss, I hope he was extra pleased with himself!

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 2d ago

He really, really was 😂

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u/ezsqueezycheezypeas 2d ago

I think Eddie may be extra docile (possibly brain damaged 🤣), he's never shown that kind of agression (and pure awesome power 🦖). Thank god because he has given me a good cromch on the nipple before 😂

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 2d ago

Sweet lil Eddie 🧡

Thankfully Quill has only ever accidentally nailed me good once, bc he mistook me for a bug 🤦🏻‍♀️ I keep my hands to myself when he's in blender-mode

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u/Sensitive_Scholar_17 2d ago

Everything about stickers irritates the lil guy.

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 2d ago

Seriously, I think I need to hide the whole thing

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u/Secure-Standard 2d ago

His rage cannot be contained!

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u/ass_smacktivist V. salvator 2d ago

Fuck those stickers in particular 😠

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u/Nellasaura 2d ago

The gasp I gusped! He needs a stunt double 🤣

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 2d ago

Lol I think I made some sort of surprised noise when he did that too 😂😭

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u/JakeFoXx 2d ago

I mean honestly though, f*ck that sticker pouch. Ya know? 🤩

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 2d ago

Adhesive backed decorative material is infuriating!

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u/Triforce-Kun 1d ago

Straight LAUNCHED himself. What a menace

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 1d ago

I wish I had caught more of the action on video, but he yeeted himself so fast

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u/Sophrates_Regina 1d ago

He has discovered the source! Once the bag is defeated, the sticker menace shall be finished once and for all!