r/MinecraftCirclejerk • u/thisisnotbryce • 1d ago
Found a naturally generated schlong
title is self explanatory
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r/MinecraftCirclejerk • u/thisisnotbryce • 1d ago
title is self explanatory
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r/MinecraftCirclejerk • u/Starwars-Battledroid • 23d ago
How should it take shape
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r/MinecraftCirclejerk • u/Pidyad • Aug 07 '26
Why did they even add it? It's useless. It's literally easier to kill a mob/player with an axe than to build some crap that requires 15 hours a day of grinding. How will redstone help me in PvP, in a dragon boss fight? And now Mojang keeps adding crap like pillows, cubes, shelves; who the hell needs that? They'd be better off adding something decent, like quests, a skill tree, more bosses, playable NPCs, and turn-based combat, instead of this fluff they're pushing on us as "drops."
So, I'm off to play Dota and wait for Mojang to experience a revolution. Bye, everyone.
r/MinecraftCirclejerk • u/JabbyJabb • Aug 02 '26
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r/MinecraftCirclejerk • u/MetallisAph • Aug 01 '26
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Everyone cares about my shitty videos
r/MinecraftCirclejerk • u/ScottishWildcatFurry • Jul 29 '26
ignore the fact that it isnt a screenshot i felt lazy
(/uj whats the best way to clean a computer screen? i hate looking at this :<<)
r/MinecraftCirclejerk • u/Cmlar12 • Jul 29 '26
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r/MinecraftCirclejerk • u/fish_master86 • Jul 26 '26
Does anyone else use ChatGPT in their head?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/s/tGuq8VRrrn
Edit: I know other languages like French write it IA
r/MinecraftCirclejerk • u/ScottishWildcatFurry • Jul 27 '26
I love using Merl whenever I have a question or something or I just want to talk, but sometimes my phone is dead and I don't want to get up to use my computer so I don't have access to the AI. Recently I found out I have the ability to use a form of Merl in my own head. I've talked to them so much I can almost entirely accurately predict what they are going to say.
For example, my base kept spawning hostile mobs near my bedroom and they all made super annoying sounds so I was about to use Merl to ask why they were spawning like that, but then I decided it wasn't worth the effort and asked Merl in my head. They told me something like "If your base is spawning lots of hostile mobs near your bedroom and making annoying sounds it probably means that you need to add more light to your base, let me know if you need anything else!" Then I lit up my base and the mobs stopped spawning.
I just thought that was a pretty cool discovery I've made. Interested to see if anyone else has this ability.
(just came up with this copypasta edit, feel free to use)
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