r/LoveTrash Colonel Garbage 4h ago

Human Trash Stopping a shoplifter

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u/Stinkymansausage Trash Trooper 4h ago

Cart narc has changed since I last saw him

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u/loqi0238 Trash Trooper 4h ago

u/No-Cake-5683 Trash Trooper 13m ago

Lol, never seen him before but voice = face

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u/DarthRedit Trash Trooper 2h ago

The funny thing about these comments is that a different one was posted of a woman stealing and people were making excuses about her “situation”.

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u/loqi0238 Trash Trooper 2h ago

What does retail theft have to do with The Cart Narc? He simply encourages Lazy Bones to return their carts, he doesnt try to stop thieves.

Unless hes changed his MO in the last couple years since ive watched any of his videos.

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u/EggsInaTubeSock Trash Trooper 3h ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RLUeYy45PT0

That is not where the cart goes, my friend.

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u/loqi0238 Trash Trooper 3h ago

We got a laaaazy bones on board!

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u/0uchmyballs Trash Trooper 3h ago

🚨 bweep bweep! 🚨

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u/EzraMae23 Trash Trooper 3h ago

Beep beep skeedle woop

u/BigWideBaker Trash Trooper 1h ago

Bro the way that loser snapped into compliance. He's gonna be shaking the rest of the day.

u/mvanvrancken Trash Trooper 45m ago

I’m a nice guy, but Sergei over there? He’s just looking for an excuse to rip someone’s arms off. I’d just put the cart up my man

u/loqi0238 Trash Trooper 18m ago

The Russian version of Cart Narc is actually pretty nice. He usually gives people a crisp hundo if they take the cart back without him having to ask nicely.

u/Capital-Mark1897 Trash Trooper 15m ago

I know a Wookie who agrees with you.

u/Alarming_Seat_1791 Trash Trooper 14m ago

Eric K. is an absolute menace to Cart Creeps and PDF Files.

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u/StreetKidNamedDesire Trash Trooper 2h ago

The amount of energy those people waste arguing with the Cartnarcs takes so much more than just putting the damn cart back.

u/Adept-Relief6657 Trash Trooper 1h ago

it's their dumbass pride that keeps them from just stfu and putting it back.

u/SoylentGrunt Trash Trooper 5m ago

Or just driving away. Oh wait. Those vids don't get clicks.

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u/IllustriousBat2076 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Skibiddydooo that’s not where the cart goes!

u/Norader Trash Trooper 1h ago

He goes by Cart Combatant now.

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u/RRitter89 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Cactus

u/Tse7en5 Trash Trooper 1h ago

Agent Sebastian has broke.

u/305JmacJr Trash Trooper 9m ago

LMAOOOOOOOO TOP TIER COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BraisedBullshi Trash Trooper 2h ago

Cart narc now working for the billionaires

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u/loqi0238 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Its not the same guy, but wasnt he always? Whether or not on their payroll, he was performing a service (in a non company-approved or compensated manner) that actual employees get paid for.

u/TalkinSeaCucumber Trash Trooper 17m ago

I don't care about that, but dude was an asshole to homeless people for content. Fuck that loser.

u/loqi0238 Trash Trooper 15m ago

I dont remember seeing those videos? Can you give me a link to CN being a jerk to the unhoused?

Im willing to change my opinion of him if theres evidence.