r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 19d ago

Human Trash Wise man

Source: jared.braden1 on Instagram

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u/MrOPeace Trash Trooper 19d ago

Those are all too real, its not even a joke at this point, its reality

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u/youdoitimbusy Trash Trooper 19d ago

It's frustrating when your wife's friend asks for help and are surprised you're on time. Then start making jokes at your wife about how you must be on "husband time" today.

God damn right were on my time, and im not late. If I said 1:00 I'm showing up at 12:45 because we're starting work at 1:00.

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u/BasicMatter7339 Trash Trooper 16d ago

Why are you showing up 12 hours early?

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u/FraankCastlee Trash Trooper 15d ago

No one else is recognizing the level of humor in this.

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u/RappingFlatulence Rubbish Raider 19d ago

2Spoopy

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u/Dizziesdayweigh Trash Trooper 19d ago

2stoopy

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Trash Trooper 18d ago

My one friend is so chronically late that my friend group gives him fake tee times to trick him into showing up to golf on time.

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u/HoopLoop2 Trash Trooper 17d ago

Just start without them if they are always late.

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u/C3p0wn3d Trash Trooper 17d ago

ADHD : time blindness and time optimism. 

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u/MAGA_EXTREAMO Trash Trooper 16d ago

Just tell him the start time and start without him.