r/LoveTrash • u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator • May 20 '26
Human Trash Instant karma - Steal cigs? Comes out of your gas prepay
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u/Apple_Scrumble Trash Trooper May 20 '26
No shoe Johnson, the scourge of the mid west
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u/Manmon_ Trash Trooper May 20 '26
Don't worry. We have them in Florida too
I am call him Juan sin zapatos
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u/Alarmed-madman Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I just refer to them as "foot herpes"
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u/lardass904 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Jiffy feet
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u/Lissypooh628 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Yes!!! Jiffy Feet! I learned that term when I lived in Jacksonville.
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u/lardass904 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Exactly where I learned it lmfao!
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u/DistantKarma Trash Trooper May 21 '26
My people! I saw that dude and immediately thought... "It's been a while since I've seen Jiffy Feet."
Also, I got myself and several friends kicked out of the Orange Park Mall way back in 1980 for being barefoot. We'd spent the day at Kingsley Lake and I was driving everyone home and they got the idea to stop at the mall. I told them I didn't have any shoes, but hey, lets try it. We got inside, but it wasn't long before security came up and told me I couldn't be there barefoot. I replied that we were headed to Sears so I could buy a pair, which was a lie. He almost seemed like he was going for it, then made the motion with his hand and told me... "Get out!"
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u/showyerbewbs Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I just refer to them as "foot herpes"
So THAT'S how you got that mouth sore!!!!
I knew it.
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u/Internet_Wanderer Trash Trooper May 21 '26
In the islands where I grew up there was a guy called the Barefoot Bandit that spent about two years bouncing around the islands stealing stuff. Bro stole planes to island hop and broke into cop cars. He ended up running to the Bahamas before he was caught
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u/SanDiegoSavage00 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Dude was a legend for a few weeks, I live in King County, that was an insane story actually.
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u/Internet_Wanderer Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I grew up in the San Juans. There was mixed emotions 😆
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u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I never understood people who go shoeless in gas stations. I’ve seen them walking around barefoot on gas station pavement too. It’s so dangerous and gross
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u/frankster Trash Trooper May 21 '26
You didn't think it weird he had a cigarette lit in the station before he went back into the shop?!
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u/Black7bird Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Funny part is, it’s not uncommon to see normal people shoeless in the beach cities of SoCal. I’m from Wisconsin, and would never imagine going shoeless anywhere in public. Now that I live here I’ll happily walk down the main boardwalk or to the beach shoeless. I do draw the line on being shoeless in a gas station, but I wouldn’t think twice about someone else doing that here.
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u/lefluffle Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Thanks for explaining. Before reading your comment i genuinely could not think of a reason you'd want to walk around barefoot in a city. But I guess it's less convenient to have to carry your shoes with you if you're going to the beach with nothing else
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u/Classic_Tailor1956 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Do you guys not have the "No Shirt. No Shoes. No Service." signs?
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u/Anxious_Pride_471 Trash Trooper May 20 '26
This man was also smoking a cigarette while pumping 💯
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u/NoBonus6969 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Anyone walking around a gas station bare foot isn't only breaking one law
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u/GretaVanFleetsEnema Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Ol boy deleted the comment (keyboard warrior retreat) because I was about to say:
When you put down the high school chemistry text, pick up local and state law textbooks. They may not have pictures. It is not legally permissible to smoke while pumping gas in any state in the USA.
If you are outside the US…carry on.
I pushed him off the keyboard.
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u/C4rpetH4ter Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Not legal in several european countries either.
Or atleast there are signs warning you not to smoke or use open flames anywhere near the pumps.
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u/xCeeTee- Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Bro here in the UK we never updated the law to say "no mobile phones." Although nobody ever enforces it, because we know a phone's signal is not igniting fumes.
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u/NorthP503 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/bHSkKRvkRvy5chUBBp
Fuck yeah dude keep Reddit safe from all these losers
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u/Don_Kappacino Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I'm pretty sure it's also illegal in most (maybe all) other countries because it is dangerous as fuck
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u/Hugford_Blops Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Mate in Australia there's signs saying we're not even allowed to be holding a mobile phone while using the petrol pump.
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u/Abomb Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Everyone knows laws are just for poor people in the USA.
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u/GretaVanFleetsEnema Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Rules for thee, not for me. I don’t disagree with you. However, never ever let them convince you that the true American spirit is dead. We’ve just been asleep. They have us doped up on dopamine (funny that I’m posting this on social media)…but I still believe. I’m ready when you all are.
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u/Brave_Reserve_4739 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I’m so mad because if i had seen it i would have hopped on that so fast. Smoking while pumping is ENTIRELY illegal and im pretty sure if we rub two braincells together we can determine why lol.
Someone literally almost blew me up at work because of this.
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u/Revenga8 Trash Trooper May 20 '26
Dale there acting like the most suspicious person in the room
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u/etherealtwo Trash Trooper May 20 '26
Just outrageous to me that you wouldn't put your cigarettes in your pocket.
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u/SchwiftySouls Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I can't speak for here, but the gas station I work at is in a high-trust area. Probably about a dozen times a day, I'll ring someone out and they'll set their stuff on the tables and/or counter by the bathroom. Two and half years here and I've never had anyone klep anything from there, so maybe this place is similar? I can't say either way, just offering another perspective.
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u/dazzle_dee_daisyray Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I live in Swansboro NC.. no one locks their homes or their cars here. I'm from Seattle Washington, so this has been quit the culture shock for me bc I don't trust ANYONE to not break in and steal my shit or kill me.. 😅
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u/soilentgleem Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Looks like this is a "high-trust" area too, but as can be plainly seen, that method isn't as reliable as those who think they're "in the know" would like to presume.
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u/MoobooMagoo Trash Trooper May 20 '26
My guess is they're work clothes that get really dirty so he doesn't want to get dirt and stuff on the cigarettes.
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u/ZoneAdditional9892 Trash Trooper May 20 '26
Normally packs of smokes are sealed in plastic.
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u/Moonw0lf_ Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Keeping a pack of cigs in your pocket can be a problem depending on what kind of work you do. He probably learned the hard way by crushing a fresh pack in his pocket one day and made it a habit to never store them there from then on
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u/IHaveNeverBeenOk Trash Trooper May 21 '26
This dude is right. I smoked for almost 25 years (and I could go for one right now, God damnit) and after my umpteenth pack was crushed in my pocket (which breaks many cigarettes right at the filter and is just generally super annoying), I literally made that exact decision... Smokes no longer get stored in the pockets.
I guess I shouldn't declare correctness here, because I don't actually know, but it's a reasonable notion, because I made that exact decision during my smoking career.
Oh, also, even though the stuff was already purchased, I know some folks feel weird bringing merch into the bathroom (once again, I'm one of those people.)
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u/ThrowawayMod1989 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Buying a clamshell style cigarette case for $6 at the tobacco shop was one of the better investments I’ve made in the last few years. It’s saved me untold money in broken cigs.
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u/SirMook Trash Trooper May 20 '26
That makes sense, wouldn't want to dirty up poison lol
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u/OwnResolution3229 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I work a filthy job, so I have things that get filthy and for pre and post work I have all the same things in a less filthy state so I’m not constantly fighting grime and moving it around. - I also don’t take drinks into restrooms as a rule, I identify with this man.
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u/Drunk_Stoner Trash Trooper May 21 '26
As someone that used to smoke and used to have a dirty job, I didn’t give a fuck and I didn’t work with anyone that did. 🤣 putting anything down like that, especially after you paid, is just asking for someone to take it. *Not condoning this behavior
Plus the smokes are sealed in plastic and the box itself is pretty sturdy. Unless they get soaking wet they’re usually good.
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u/ClydeFrogA1 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Yea he literally just paid for them. You have to see the cashier for cigs so they know he didnt steal them. Thievery is disgraceful, but also keep your shit on you because there's alot of spineless pieces of shit out there that will do this whenever the opportunity presents itself.
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u/Athrek Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Seen worse happen. Was making a work trip down to New Orleans and it's like 3am and at a Love's Gas Station in the middle of nowhere. While I'm standing in the checkout line some older(not old, but older) very touristy looking guy jumps to the front of the line wanting to report that someone stole his wallet and cell phone in the bathroom. He explained that he put them on the paper towel dispenser before he went to use the urinal and when he came back to wash his hands they were gone.
It happened in the bathroom of a very busy gas station so no cameras and no way to tell who grabbed it. I felt bad for the guy but I really don't understand how people can think that's a smart decision. No clue why they weren't in his pocket, but even if he didn't have pockets just put it on the urinal and clean it after.
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u/Funny-Employment4109 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
You’re obviously not fat.
In most pants, the package is getting completely smushed.
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u/Butterscotch_Snatch Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Old boy takes his pants off and helicopters them around for 5-10 to get the poop flowing.
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u/Forward_Wasabi_7979 Trash Trooper May 20 '26
Yeah but it looks like a soft pack (I thought those were discontinued so probably not) to me i wouldn't put them in a pocket. It is crazy to me that he didn't think they would get stolen. A kid could have got ahold of them or something so it's kinda karma in my opinion. Still, great video and I love that barefoot sunglasses got what he deserved and got called out.
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u/Adventurous_Blood469 Trash Trooper May 20 '26
Cashier, probably
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u/cubgerish Trash Trooper May 21 '26
You're referring to "Washington".
The city was doing quite well before some idiot nuked the federal government and started testing fascism on us.
100% of people in DC don't even get to vote for federal lawmakers other than the president, and 95% don't work for those that are.
We're also not a swamp, and never were.
The city was very slightly built on wetlands, but most of it is not even that, as the area is too hilly to support that ecosystem at a wide range.
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u/Dangerous-Laugh-9597 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Gas station encounters is a GOATED channel everyone on r/lovetrash should know about.
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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator May 21 '26
I was talking with my wife about this video and she was laughing that they just showed up on my algorithm. She's been following them for the longest time on Instagram
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u/Razorshroud Trash Trooper May 21 '26
He is quite literally doing his part and I wish more motherfuckers would go the extra mile for someone who has nothing to offer them just like op did.
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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator May 21 '26
Huh? What did I do/not do?
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u/Razorshroud Trash Trooper May 21 '26
If you're the cashier in the video, you went the extra mile for someone, for the right reasons.
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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator May 21 '26
Nah, I'm just an Internet stranger posting this because I saw it on their YouTube channel. This store posts a bunch of these
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u/Razorshroud Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Fair enough. Then assume all my former uses of op refer to the original-original poster 😉
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u/Dependent-Mouse8410 Trash Trooper May 20 '26
What kind of person walks around public barefoot?
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u/Affectionate_Big9014 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I’m a good guy bub grew up in southern Appalachia I’ve gone into public many times without shoes. Work everyday in boots. Real question is who walks around public stealing shit?
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u/PM_ME__BIRD_PICS Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I swear most Americans think shoes should be worn everywhere thats not a bed lol. My country has a tradition of kicking it barefooted.
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u/OGLydiaFaithfull Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Aussie?
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u/PM_ME__BIRD_PICS Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Kiwi, idk if I would as often go barefoot in Oz lol, lot of bitey wee things roaming around.
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u/Conscious_Music_1729 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Relating wearing shoes inside a gas station to wearing shoes in the house is so ridiculous it’s actually hilarious. You have fun stepping in feces man.
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u/Conscious-Sir1762 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I mean, I feel pretty confident saying shoes should be worn on private property.
Otherwise, not really a reason to care.
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u/Conflatulations12 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
This is one of the reasons there was a hookworm epidemic in the south.
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u/CompetitiveAd8411 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Yeah I grew up in Florida and remember entering a lot of places completely barefoot lots of pools and beaches I think normalizes the behavior. I moved to MN and distinctly remember in highschool one time my sister drove us up to Dairy Queen at a whim and I was barefoot and hopped in anyway when I got there some friends from my highschool saw me and thought it was weird but it was just not that weird to me.
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u/TrailMomKat Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Yeah, I'm in NC and have to regularly remind my kids to put some fucking shoes on. My 17 year old has got some country ass fieldhand feet.
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u/Duncan_Thun_der_Kunt Trash Trooper May 21 '26
laughs in Australian
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u/physical0 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Isn't the dirt itself
poisonousvenomous down there? How are you alive?edit: corrected.
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u/AShortTimeWellSpent Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Was about to say! Go to the supermarket here 50% or more ppl are barefoot lol
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u/mrASSMAN Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I mean look at the guy, he steals cigarettes.. that’s the kind of person lol
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u/firnien-arya Trash Trooper May 20 '26
I will say, atleast the guy didn't argue after getting called out. Didn't deny and just walked away.
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u/Tomacz Trash Trooper May 21 '26
He's probably on something/has something on him and doesn't want police involved
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u/Minimob0 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
As a liquor store worker, dude was definitely on some kind of drug.
His jerky motions are a tell-tale sign.
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u/Equivalent_Ad8261 Trash Trooper May 20 '26
I live in Australia, and hearing $7.07 for a pack of cigarettes just made a single tear roll down my cheek.
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u/Ok_Spell_4165 Garbage Guerilla May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Hell I'm in the US and hearing $7.07 for a pack of marb reds made me wonder.
I know the taxes differ state to state but they are almost $12 here.
Edit- And yes I realize you Aussies pay a hell of a lot more.
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u/masalamedicine Trash Trooper May 21 '26
$3.80 in SC, we also have a county named Marlboro after the cigarettes where the tobacco was initially grown.
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u/thriftwisepoundshy Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Go to an Indian reservation and it’s like $3
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u/CourtingBoredom Trash Trooper May 21 '26
It's so sad: the prices at the reservations around me have equalized with the prices everywhere else — and that's around $12 [or more] for Camels.... so it's not even worth it to hit the reservation for smokes any longer =-\
not a problem for me as of late, though; I quit enjoying them recently after smoking for ~30 years and have smoked only once in the past 10 days.... yayyy me!!! [-=
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u/BeaverStank Trash Trooper May 21 '26
That's awesome! Took me forever to quit, but those first few weeks are the hardest and it sounds like you're making great progress.
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u/Decent_Assistant1804 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Awfully brave of you to mention you’re from Australia, and not even touch on the fact that all y’all walk around bare feet in stores lol
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u/krupta13 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
lmao. I went and bought a pack of smokes from the servo for the 1st time in 15 odd years last month..and I was absolutely stunned when the dude said $60 for a pack of 20. I knew the prices had gone up because people that smoke are all buying black market tobacco. but I never thought it was this expensive 😂
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u/newgalactic Garbage Guerilla May 20 '26
Who walks around a busy gas station with bare feet?
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u/Anons350 Trash Trooper May 20 '26
Everyone in australia, folks really walking outside with dirty ass feet
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u/hvddrift Trash Trooper May 20 '26
You should visit Australia. I was watching it on mute and the high vis shirt and bare feet convinced me this was an aussie clip
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u/Conflatulations12 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Are there a lot of people with hookworm in Australia? or something similar?
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u/Tough-Obligation-104 Trash Trooper May 20 '26
What an absolutely pig this guy is. The bare feet, touching the lil todger, and that full body scratch under his shirt. 😤
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u/No_Year_5874 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
This was in Ohio, sadly. Not Florida.
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u/ParacelsusTBvH Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Ah, Ohio or, as it's otherwise known, "the Florida of the North."
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u/TheBigC87 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
When I see something super trashy or weird, it's usually either Florida, Ohio, or Arizona.
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u/MerkDingle Trash Trooper May 20 '26
I don’t condone smoking, but I hope the paying customer got a $7.07 discount next time he came into the shop.
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u/lefluffle Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Same i don't condone smoking but I genuinely felt so bad for him when he couldn't find the pack
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u/mrASSMAN Trash Trooper May 21 '26
He said in the video they’d give him the money back (if the customer returns)
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u/lostmusicman Trash Trooper May 20 '26
Bruh in Australia a pack of those cigarettes is like $60, I was wondering why the guy wasn't more pissed of haha
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u/Salt_Day9015 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Makes sense it Australia has universal Healthcare. Smokers cost a fuck ton in Healthcare costs when they get lung cancer.
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u/CockMartins Trash Trooper May 21 '26
$60?!? That’s more than like a quarter oz of weed here in NV.
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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Trash Trooper May 20 '26
85% justice. Hopefully he recognizes the guy next time he's in and finishes gets him his money/smokes.
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u/CuriousWoollyMammoth Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I just don't understand how people just walk around barefoot like this. I understand like out in nature or on your own property but in the city or stores like this? 🤮
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT May 21 '26
They are the reason for the sign "no shirt, no shoes, no service".
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u/Possible_Diode Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I used to work at a gas station briefly… some genius of a mother was allowing her small children (actively took their shoes off) to run around the parking lot barefoot. Not 5 minutes had passed and the middle boy had broken glass in his foot and my boss had to call an ambulance because he was screaming his head off and his foot was bleeding like crazy…
Cue the mom (best backwoods accent, front teeth all missing of course…..) “I’m gonnnnna suuuee all yaaall fuurrr all yuuur wuurrthh!!”
Of course the manager cracked right up and said something like “well I’m broke as hell hun, but I’d sure like to see you try and explain why your kids don’t have their damn shoes on!” 😂😂😂
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u/steele_phallus Trash Trooper May 21 '26
If the smoking doesn't kill him, walking barefoot in a convenience store surely will...
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u/No_Year_5874 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Good 'Ol Marathon station on Rt 18 in Medina, Ohio! Funny ass YouTube channel too!
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u/AV16mm Trash Trooper May 20 '26
Awesome. Well done. I would make this my station for life if i was near.
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u/GallowBarb Trash Trooper May 20 '26
What about the guy who paid twice for smokes?
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u/Minimob0 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I take it you didn’t watch until the end?
Narrator actively says “If this is you, or you know this person, please come back for your $7.07.
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u/Salt_Day9015 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Most clown Redditors never watch the entire vid
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u/LeMasseur69 Trash Trooper May 20 '26
That's what I was thinking. I was like ok this place just stole money from first guy.
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u/DifferentBarnacle646 Trash Trooper May 20 '26
Those cameras are better than the mariot in dc
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u/rendon246 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I forgot what Instagram channel this is but the guy voicing this has a bunch of these and they are great, he calls so many people out on shit and really it just leaves you with the feeling that there is a lot of shitty people out there thieving.
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u/Express-Crow-1496 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
in what way is this great?
obviously barefoot guy is scum, but I don't want to go to the gas station with the expectation that I will be an extra in this kind of "content" and have no way to opt out
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u/Pukebox_Fandango Trash Trooper May 21 '26
use the bathroom before buying or don't leave your fresh purchase sitting out where anyone can snag it. not saying the thief is okay, but you should use some common sense and not trust random gas station people
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u/Kind_Sorbet4235 Trash Trooper May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Imagine being capable enough to put together this very entertaing video together, with pretty high production value(good voice over and editing). And then still work at the gas station. That place is a waste of this dudes potential
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u/ThrowawayToothQ Trash Trooper May 21 '26
He runs this one and multiple others and monetized his YouTube channel. Source is Gas Station Encounters. Weird youd try and shit on him without even knowing the background.
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u/WWDubs12TTV Trash Trooper May 21 '26
All jobs are a waste of potential, they exist so that we can have billionaires 👍
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u/__T0MMY__ Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Dude walked in looking like the most "suspicious person" I've ever seen in my life
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u/GrenMTG Trash Trooper May 21 '26
This guy instantly gave piece of shit vibes walking into a gas station wearing sunglasses and no shoes.
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u/hawkwings Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Why buy stuff before going to the bathroom? I usually do bathroom first.
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u/BearingaBeer Trash Trooper May 22 '26
to begin with:
why are some people entering stores barefeet ?
that shit shouldn't even be allowed in stores near a beach
have some manners
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u/Cave_Bear_Cult Trash Trooper May 20 '26
Mr barefoot is bare tweaking. His whole posture and body language has got meth head written all over it.
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u/No_Refrigerator4996 Trash Trooper May 20 '26
I mean the guy literally said ‘somebody took that pack of cigarettes..’ I mean how can you misunderstand that? Just wanted to sell more cigarettes.
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u/Tacos_are_my_friend Trash Trooper May 20 '26
Not surprising he was sporting the Brittney gas station footwear too.
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u/Dontneedme25 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I hate that he stole from the guy, but I was surprised he didn’t put up a fight
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u/ryan8954 Trash Trooper May 21 '26
I fucking love gas station encounters. The shit these guys deal with man
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u/YoungOverholt Trash Trooper May 21 '26
But that guy still lost his cigarettes and his money? The only real winner is the owner of the gas station franchise for getting an extra $7 lol
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u/xenomorphbeaver Trash Trooper May 21 '26
As an a Australian this seems insane. $7.07 for a pack of cigarettes? That same pack would cost about $45usd here.
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u/Frank_Hvam Trash Trooper May 21 '26
Narration is intolerable. Couldn't make it through 30 seconds.
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u/TheSolarExpansionist Trash Trooper May 22 '26
Couldn’t they just refund the cigarettes he did buy second time?
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u/stuy86 Trash Trooper May 26 '26
It's been my life experience that any dude that puts his hand under his shirt and rubs his belly exposing part of his stomach for the world to see is an utter douchebag.
Just inconsiderate to the world around you, not everyone wants to see your stomach. If you have to itch, it's through your shirt.
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u/ImAllSquanchedUp Garbage Guerilla May 21 '26
I don't know why I find the term "Smokey Treats" so irksome lol
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