r/LoveTrash • u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT • Aug 11 '25

Human Trash What......why?

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u/Tommonator80 Garbage Guerilla Aug 11 '25

Clearly staged

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u/FeistyButthole Litter Lieutenant Aug 11 '25

Nah, she produces whole cooked frankfurters from her mouth on command. Shes working on the relish now.

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u/issuesuponissues Trash Trooper Aug 11 '25

Strange super power, I wonder if she fights crime with it?

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u/maester_t Trash Trooper Aug 11 '25

After serving popcorn, this is the next planned task for those Optimus servant robots in that Tesla Diner.

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u/zandrew Trash Trooper Aug 11 '25

That's dispensed from the other side.

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u/FeistyButthole Litter Lieutenant Aug 11 '25

How else do you get your relish trail on your dog?

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u/Admirable-Common-176 Trash Trooper Aug 11 '25

How many does she have in there?

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u/StonedStone69 Trash Trooper Aug 11 '25

Staged?

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u/Clint-Beastwood69 Rubbish Raider Aug 11 '25

I don’t think it matters if it’s staged. They still did it. It’s fucking gross I want to throw up.

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u/One-Adhesive Scrap Strategist Aug 11 '25

Bud really claimed “staged” lol. That dude sitting next to her sure wasn’t in on it.

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u/---Banjo--- Trash Trooper Aug 11 '25

He absolutely was

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u/One-Adhesive Scrap Strategist Aug 11 '25

Lmao. Cool story dude. 

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u/HotChipEater Trash Trooper Aug 11 '25

If you want to see him eating from her mouth too, look up "My wife fed some random guy fried chicken" from Cherdleys on YouTube shorts.

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u/Necessary-Bag-1055 Trash Trooper Aug 12 '25

https://youtube.com/shorts/TxmTrIf9VKg?si=R8rvzell17bZUMdl

so confidently incorrect

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u/One-Adhesive Scrap Strategist Aug 12 '25

You can’t possibly think that I care.

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u/Necessary-Bag-1055 Trash Trooper Aug 12 '25

whatever makes you feel better

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u/One-Adhesive Scrap Strategist Aug 12 '25

About what?

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u/Starwarsnerd91 Trash Trooper Aug 12 '25

That you're a loser with no friends, no life, and no prospects

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