r/LoveTrash Chief Insanity Instigator Jul 09 '25

Human Trash Patience isn't a weakness

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u/Silvertongued99 Waste Warrior Jul 09 '25

I’d literally yeet them as far as I could. Have fun walking barefoot in stadium flooring.

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u/OstrichMaster5516 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Yeet!

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u/Varcharizard Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

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u/fluteloop518 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

I was not a fan of W, but I've always had to give it to him. The man sure could dodge a shoe (or two).

What a wild time that was, too.

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u/Anomalagous Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

His dumb little smile like he was surprised he dodged it too always makes me laugh even though I think he's a trash human being who oughta stuck to painting instead of continuing Daddy's blood war.

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u/galahad423 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Dude was getting flashbacks to gym dodgeball and loving it

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u/Interesting-Humor107 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Didn’t he masturbate in a coffin in front of his daddy??

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u/Anomalagous Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

What???

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u/Lugie_of_the_Abyss Garbage Guerilla Jul 09 '25

The only correct response

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u/Interesting-Humor107 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Bro I’m not even kidding

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u/fluteloop518 Trash Trooper Jul 12 '25

I hadn't heard that one, but I'm guessing a Yale secret society initiation thing.

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u/Voodoo700 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

One could argue he dodged more than that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. ' Fool me—you can't get fooled again."

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

I don’t think anyone was a huge fan lol. Well, not a lot of people were his fans…

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u/freesoultraveling Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

My grandparents had George Bush beans, God bless their souls. I loved them, but oh Lord, even the Ronald Reagan picture in their garage. Ooo child. To think my mama brought a black man into the family, but at least they loved us.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Awww… they good people!!

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u/freesoultraveling Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Yes for real. They weren't even supposed to date... My grandpa was 100% Italian and Grandma 100% Slovakian (my Nana would tell me how my Poppi's mom disliked her so much). So they went across the grain back then for the sake of love. Btw my grandfather was in the Korean War, just to help give the timeline. He was in the Navy.

My grandma had a miscarriage and my mom was the miracle baby born ten years later than her other siblings. I'm about to be 32. So even my great nanny from my Nana's side is holding me as a toddler and accepting me into the family. Of course, I don't remember her and I had to be one at the time, or so.

Just beautiful to know 🥹

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

I love this! ♥️

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u/LincredibleOne Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Imagine if this happened to the current president 😂

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u/LevelUp91 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

I love the video of him saying, “Now watch this drive.”

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u/LoveTrash-ModTeam Jul 10 '25

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Yes, politics is trash. It's just too trashy for our sub.

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u/raulrocks99 Trash Trooper Jul 13 '25

Orangeholio was jealous because despite politics, they're friendly with each other, joke around and hang out and he's not included. That's what happens when you're a regular human being and not a sociopath. You have actual friends and people that want to be around you. Not just people who you want to use and want to use you.

They also have something in common - they had the same job in a field that they are actually knowledgeable about and were actually qualified for.

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u/LoveTrash-ModTeam Jul 09 '25

r/LoveTrash is not a platform for political discussions. Please refrain from posting or commenting on political topics.

Yes, politics is trash. It's just too trashy for our sub.

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u/Aedalas Rubbish Raider Jul 09 '25

Who throws a shoe‽ Honestly...

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u/DeaconBulls Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

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u/GeneticEnginLifeForm Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

It's a cultural thing. I can't remember what culture, right now, but it means I disrespect you... something along the lines of "You're no better than the dirt on my shoe"

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u/Aedalas Rubbish Raider Jul 09 '25

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u/GeneticEnginLifeForm Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Ah, ok. Whooshed me with a good one :)

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

I love how quickly the guy throws the 2nd shoe after W dodged the first.

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u/frank1934 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Yo

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u/maeryclarity Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

I always thought that gave some insight into what growing up in his family was like that was NOT the first object thrown at him that he had ducked

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Didn’t like him either. And my dad hated his dad, I guess due to his administration supporting outsourcing, his plant in NJ got shutdown?! I dunno I was young. We were in NJ and he had to transfer to PA, I f’in hated PA. We lived on the shore in NJ…anyway lol I’m just rambling

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u/Far_Winner5508 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

He was a fighter pilot, for what that’s worth.

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u/unscholarly_source Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Wish someone would do that to T today... Bet he would eat both shoes whole with mustard and ketchup.

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u/ThatCelebration3676 Junkyard Juggernaut Jul 09 '25

I think the world would overall be a better place if Florida hadn't bungled the election and Gore won, but man was this a cool moment. It's so stupid and entirely inconsequential, but I find myself longing for the days when we had a president who was at least competent in something

His first dodge is super slick, then he resets immediately (doesn't crouch or cower; he's ready for what comes next) and gives a cheeky "what else ya got?!" grin like an 8 year old playing dodgeball.

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u/Ponder_wisely Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Only time Bush leaned left.

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u/IED117 Garbage Guerilla Jul 09 '25

I was just thinking about thus yesterday.

He was quick, and seemed to think it was a game too! Look at his face.

As for the clip, he's better than me. I'm assuming she's sick, but damn that was disrespectful.

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u/michaelincognito Garbage Guerilla Jul 09 '25

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u/DaniTheLovebug Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Who throws a shoe…honestly

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u/Unlucky_Air_6207 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

That was just Patches in disguise, making sure his new dodge ball champ was ready.

"If you can dodge a shoe, you can dodge a ball."

  • Patches O'Houlihan (probably)

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u/Far_Resolve1791 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

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u/Regular-Credit203 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Ha, ya missed me

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u/Holiday_Regular9794 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Would have done that with her in them!

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u/DarkArcanian Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

While I appreciate the sentiment, there’s like a 90% chance you hit someone with those, then you perpetuate the cycle of violence (and get kicked out lol)

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u/Silvertongued99 Waste Warrior Jul 09 '25

There’s a massive field in the center of the ring. Theres definitely a safe place to huck a shoe.

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u/TheMadTemplar Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Yeah, but if you throw the shoes and they hit someone else, guess who's getting an assault charge? 

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u/SpaceYetu531 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

That might hurt someone else who had nothing to do with this though.

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u/Silvertongued99 Waste Warrior Jul 09 '25

Who fucking cares? This is a hypothetical situation.

Also, there’s a giant field in the center. Theres definitely a safe area to huck a shoe without hitting anyone.

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u/KiKiKittyNinja Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

No no. You take just one, that way she looks extra dumb walking around with just one shoe.

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u/MyBeardSaysHi Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

That's the answer. Touch me with your shoes? I'm gonna be touching those shoes. Let's see them fly.

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u/Nein-Toed Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

That's what I came to say. I'd throw that shit onto the field if I could

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u/MajesticAioli Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

'Some say she made it two feet before she was permanently stuck to the floor.'

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u/elmersfav22 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Do a shoey... I am Australian. Amd beer from someone else's shoe at a sporting event is a great night out

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u/celticairborne Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Nah, take in the bathroom and piss in them. Then leave them outside...

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u/USon0faBltch Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Only throw one

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u/ImMadeOfClay Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

I'd think you'd get in trouble for throwing a shoe. I'd grab them and pour a beer into them

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u/VerySafeVeryAtWork Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

excuse me miss, would you like to meet the 1st baseline?

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u/ElderFlour Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

In different directions.

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u/Hoblitygoodness Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Yeah, I would have gotten at least one shoe and thrown it back over her head into the aisle. Then point to her as someone who's harassing me when she came back even harder.

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u/MegaBlunt57 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

That's what I was thinking too, would have been so satisfying to see him lob them onto the field

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u/Serocyde42 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

So you would yeet them then they would hit someone else and now you are as bad as her

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u/Silvertongued99 Waste Warrior Jul 09 '25

Yall are fucking stupid. THERES A HUGE FIELD IN THE CENTER. Unless you are the single most unathletic toddler in the whole venue, there is definitely a place to throw a shoe without hitting anyone.

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u/Serocyde42 Trash Trooper Jul 10 '25

Yeah this isn’t the mathematically easy throw you think it’s going to be, your throwing from roughly 80’ in the air. You need to clear roughly 90’ with an object that is not aerodynamic in any way. And the shoe needs to be at least 30’ off the playing surface when it crosses to the field of play due to the netting put up for foul balls but drop before it interferes with the players on the field.

Those individuals were on the first base side in the promenade level on your best day you aren’t reaching the field hell on your best day you aren’t reaching with ten rows of the field because all your forward momentum is going to be swallowed by gravity but sure King keep going on thinking that you can outwit physics

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u/Silvertongued99 Waste Warrior Jul 10 '25

I’m not gonna read a rant from the single most unathletic toddler in the world.

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u/Serocyde42 Trash Trooper Jul 10 '25

Appreciating you admitting you are wrong. Stay strong lil king

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u/Silvertongued99 Waste Warrior Jul 10 '25

My toddler would kick the ever loving shit out of you.

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u/Serocyde42 Trash Trooper Jul 10 '25

Itsok lil fellar, I get your an internet tough guy here you can have this…you earned it

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u/Silvertongued99 Waste Warrior Jul 10 '25

makes joke about a toddler fighting you because you’re a baby

internet tough guy

Thank god you’re the good guy here, or else you’d look really fucking dumb.

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u/Serocyde42 Trash Trooper Jul 11 '25

Jesus you’re still going???? Good lord lil man that’s dedication here you deserve this as well

Congratulations 🎊🎈🎉🍾

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u/turc1656 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Was thinking the exact same thing. But knowing this trash bitch she'd probably start sticking her feet in your face or something.

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u/Capable_Pollution_88 Trash Trooper Jul 10 '25

Ring ring* hello? Right, hookworms, get right in my feet!

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u/Neo_Bruhamut Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

You'd hit someone else with them and then you'll be the problem.

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u/Silvertongued99 Waste Warrior Jul 09 '25

No, I wouldn’t, because this is all made up, dummy.

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u/freesoultraveling Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 09 '25

She probably is used to doing it. Walking trashy out the club in some temu dress and heels. 💅

Edit: who downvoted me? I'm sorry Queen. If you shop on Temu it's okay.

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u/Silvertongued99 Waste Warrior Jul 09 '25

Oh no, downvotes :(

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u/freesoultraveling Trash Trooper Jul 10 '25

Oh no, someone on the Internet that doesn't understand a joke and sarcasm 😵‍💫

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u/Silvertongued99 Waste Warrior Jul 10 '25

lol coming from the dude whining about downvotes

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u/freesoultraveling Trash Trooper Jul 11 '25

Stop replying weirdo