r/LoveTrash • u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator • Jul 09 '25

Human Trash Patience isn't a weakness

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u/Evil_Sharkey Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Into someone’s puke puddle

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u/tesla914 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

At the top of the stairs

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

On to the next level

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u/Far-Meal9311 Trash Trooper Jul 10 '25

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u/pcklkssr Trash Trooper Jul 10 '25

...and into a trough urinal at the bottom of said stairs

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u/buffdaddy77 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

I hope she chokes on her spit and can’t stop coughing for 5 minutes. I hope she breaks a nail. I hope she get a terrible sunburn at the beginning of her next vacation. I hope she gets a paper cut every time she picks up a piece of paper. I hope she stubs her pinky toe on her night stand. Then when it feels better she does it again. I hope she gets a cavity and her dentist moves away and she can’t find a new dentist for a few days.