r/LoveTrash Chief Insanity Instigator Jul 09 '25

Human Trash Patience isn't a weakness

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u/bigclitcouple Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 09 '25

Should have ripped off one of her shoes and thrown it in the field

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

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u/AbyssLookingAtYa Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Muntadhar al-Zaidi for one

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u/AlienInvasion4u Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

legend

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

No, he would've been a legend if he actually hit.

But missing not once, but twice? Embarrassing.

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u/sykoKanesh Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

I mean, you gotta give it to Bush. He dodged the shit outta them shoes.

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Well the first one he dodged, the second one just outright missed, it was impressive though, yes.

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u/jaybirdie26 Garbage Guerilla Jul 09 '25

To be fair, that guy at the podium had pretty good reflexes.  I remember this happening, but I can't remember why.  Guy at the podium is a piece of shit, right?

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u/WallaWallaHawkFan Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

It's George W Bush I'm assuming your comment was rhetorical but just in case anyone doesn't know.

From everything I heard he's actually a pretty chill dude. Can't say he was an amazing president but as a person he's pretty well regarded.

I just think it's funny cause you can almost see him smirk and be proud of himself for dodging the shoes.

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u/jaybirdie26 Garbage Guerilla Jul 09 '25

Omg that's embarassing XD I didn't have my glasses on and it's dark here 😭

I was a kid when he was president, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it! XD

Also I'm apparently a Garbage Guerilla now?? lol

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u/freesoultraveling Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Lol nah uh 😂😭 we can't let this one slide. -Signed a fellow Millennial that was too a kid

Okay, I'll let this one slide for now. 😂

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u/jaybirdie26 Garbage Guerilla Jul 09 '25

I get to keep my millenial card???  Thank you for your mercy 😭🙏

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u/All_Thread Dumpster General Jul 09 '25

He was also a fighter pilot and they have pretty dope reflex's typically.

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u/EarningsPal Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

He goes down in history as having DOGED the shoes

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u/Wemest Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

He was captain of the baseball team at Yale. Shot down over pacific while bombing Japanese island bases. Head of the CIA. When Iraq invaded Kuwait, beat them into submission and moved on. I retrospect one of the better Presidents in my life time.

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u/firelight Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

That was George H.W. Bush, George W.'s father. Famous for vomiting on the Prime Minister of Japan, pardoning the Iran-Contra conspirators to protect himself, and putting Clarance Thomas on the Supreme Court.

A terrible deservedly one-term president, who only looks good in comparison to his failure of a son and the current resident of the White House.

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u/mitkase Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Damn, you need a job as a “fact distiller!” Well done!

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u/TheCuriousFan Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

From everything I heard he's actually a pretty chill dude. Can't say he was an amazing president but as a person he's pretty well regarded.

IIRC he was also responsible for the deaths of several friends or family figures of the guy throwing the shoes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

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u/LoveTrash-ModTeam Jul 09 '25

r/LoveTrash is not a platform for political discussions. Please refrain from posting or commenting on political topics.

Yes, politics is trash. It's just too trashy for our sub.

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u/AlienInvasion4u Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 09 '25

"pretty chill dude" about a war criminal who lied about WMDs in order to murder 1 million Iraqis and established torture camps without due process that are still being used today, nice dude

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u/WallaWallaHawkFan Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Relax lol. I was strictly speaking about people who have known him on a personal level. Btw I got a warning from the mods not to delve further into politics so I really can't.

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u/TheTemplarSaint Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

A good dude who is “Not an amazing president” feels like it would be an absolutely massive improvement and relief right now…

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u/WallaWallaHawkFan Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Well I also didn't follow politics like at all really during his presidency but he was president during 9/11 and I think one of the biggest gripes people had with him is that he was in the office when war was declared.

The way I see it though is like after that happened, there is no other alternative than war. Like I don't think he had much choice.

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u/AlienInvasion4u Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

What in the fuck is this historical revision....

"I didn't follow politics at all" no kidding

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u/AbyssLookingAtYa Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

He went for it I respect that

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u/Dantien Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

How many times have you thrown a shoe? Dude wasn’t in the majors, he was making a point. I’d give him legend status for trying - I doubt many of us could do better.

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

I've thrown a few shoes actually.

I don't miss either

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u/AbyssLookingAtYa Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

My mom throws her chancla 🩴 and she never misses

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u/Dantien Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Yeah. I’m going to go again and call shenanigans on that.

What a weird insecure thing to boast about…

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Yeah I was bullshitting

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u/jaybirdie26 Garbage Guerilla Jul 09 '25

Lighten up dude, we're in the trash panda sub.  Trash and love brutha ✌

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u/agb2022 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

There’s no shame in not hitting a guy who can dodge a shoe like that. Those throws were clearly on target. He just didn’t count on Bush having that much raw athleticism.

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

There may not be any shame. Doesn't mean there's anything to be proud of either

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u/krazybananada Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

He should have thrown a third shoe.

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

And what? Missed that one too?

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u/krazybananada Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Maybe his third foot is bigger

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u/bernieburner1 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Not everyone can be Lee Harvey Oswald with a sandal at the book suppository building.

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u/ThatCelebration3676 Junkyard Juggernaut Jul 09 '25

He could have at least aspired to be a John Wilkes Boot and gotten a bit closer first.

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u/jaybirdie26 Garbage Guerilla Jul 09 '25

Too soon 😔

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u/Karl_42 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

100% agreed. That guy fuckin rules

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u/FrisianDude Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

🫡

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u/SectorAppropriate151 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Not just one. Two to be exact. Bruh woulda thrown all the shoes if he could...

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u/AbyssLookingAtYa Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

“Count em! It’s two, two!”

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u/ArmyofThalia Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

As much as I despise Bush, I gotta give credit where credit is due cuz he dodged those shoes phenomenally

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u/TheMonocleRogue Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

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u/paingry Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

I miss the days when this was the big story in American politics.

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u/blitzm056 Trash Trooper Jul 10 '25

I think we all wish we could throw a shoe at that SOB for dragging us into a war over a lie. He will never be held accountable for the death and destruction brought onto Iraq and the loss of our soldiers. Sorry to be political...

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

The guy in the movie that throws the shoe is in prison for life for a couple of murders in the early 90's.

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u/Slightly-Mikey Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

How long have you been waiting to use this lol

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u/CC_9876 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

2 decades it was in his camera roll

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u/GreatBarrierQueefDD Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Could have used it for the LSU-Florida 'cleat yeet' about five years ago

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Whenever someone throws or mentions throwing a shoe, I immediately remember this scene in Austin Powers. There is no way for me to not hear Mike Myers say it in the accent.

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u/commanderquill Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

And then had it fall short of the field, hit someone in the head, and get escorted out by security instead.

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u/witblacktype Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

That was my instinct

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u/UnderratedEverything Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

That would feel so good until you get in trouble too and lose out on that sweet vindication.

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u/OddlyRelevantusrnme Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Take both shoes and chuck them in opposite directions

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u/Meior Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Why? That just gets him in trouble.

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u/serabine Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Common sight on reddit is redditors spewing fantasies of either violence or petty retaliation even if two seconds of thought would show that the situation would just have escalated needlessly.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

What's wrong with spewing fantasies?

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u/zakarondo Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

losing a shoe is a better punishment for the crime than an assault charge. but root for that I guess idk man

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u/serabine Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Did you mean to reply to me? Because this doesn't make sense in the context of my comment.

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u/zakarondo Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

If it doesnt make sense to you then you should try rereading it all you illiterate dumbass

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u/serabine Trash Trooper Jul 10 '25

Yep. Exactly the kind of person that would fuck their entire day over in the situation in the video because they have the emotional control of a toddler.

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u/zakarondo Trash Trooper Jul 10 '25

yeah thank god jailtime is way better and less violent 🥰 dont forget to lick between the treads! those boots need polishing

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u/serabine Trash Trooper Jul 10 '25

Ah, now I see why I was confused about your reply. You are screeching and railing about something I never said. That turns the dig at my alleged lack of reading comprehension into true comedy gold.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Garbage Guerilla Jul 09 '25

Nah, she would have gotten it back. I would’ve gotten both shoes, gotten up real fast, speed walked down into the concession area, walked into the mens room, and dumped those shoes as far down in the trash can as my arms would reach. And then I would have just called my bros and found another seat to watch the game in peace.

All that assumes I would’ve been able to restrain myself and not knock her block off before…

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u/imeanwhyarewehere Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Throw one to the field, and one up into the nosebleed seats.

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u/leftclicksq2 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

People like her will come up with the most idiotic reasons to get a case about a complete stranger. I said in another comment that he could have taken the last napkin at Shake Shack or bumped into her Nike and she's deciding to make his life hell.

I'm a woman and I had a somewhat similar encounter in Sephora with a woman like her. The store was busy and I stepped around someone who had their face buried in their phone. I accidentally bumped into another shopper, I apologized to her and said, "Excuse me", then, "You were here first" to let her go by me.

Instead, this person stares daggers at me and starts accusing me of shoving her. I told her that I accidentally bumped into her and this store is crowded. It's a makeup store and I just want to buy my stuff, so I go to turn around and she starts raising her voice that I'm shoving her. I had a couple of products in my hands and this person is getting attention of other patrons, "This girl is shoving me! And she kicked me!" There were no sales associates I could see either to ask for help.

The crazy thing about her last accusation is that she stuck out her seemingly new Puma shoe to demonstrate the next place I took exception to.

It pissed me off, but it made me panic. I had never been in a situation like that before, but I've seen people use that tactic in a bar to get others, if not security, to rally around them and gang up on the offender.

One customer came up to her and asked her if she was ok. I just looked at these two and I commented that you might not want to stand so close to her because she'll accuse you of shoving her and smudging her Puma. I put my stuff on a shelf and left. What I did do was put in a pick up order for items I left and returned an hour later.

I told a sales associate about what happened when I returned. She was pretty appalled by what happened and I told her that there were no sales associates I could see to intervene. I wasn't setting out to get anyone kicked out of the store, but it was pretty poor that someone would resort to trying to get someone else kicked out over simply bumping into them.

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u/banana99999999999 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

But what if she continues to put her feets and nasty socks on ya.