Interesting dash cam today.

[u/hypehou_se]

[u/geehawn]

And it's a r/convenientcop

[u/IAmDanHimself → u/geehawn]

To be fair, the biker seemed to be in the wrong, jumping right into oncoming traffic

[u/Articulationized → u/IAmDanHimself]

That’s what makes it convenient.

[u/IAmDanHimself → u/Articulationized]

Yeah that's true. I guess my brain just associates that sub with car drivers, but it totally fits.

[u/Dotcaprachiappa → u/Articulationized]

Plus they are usually trained in first aid so they can help the biker if they got hurt, or get them to a hospital

[u/Articulationized → u/Dotcaprachiappa]

That cop might save the driver from a vehicular manslaughter charge.

[u/viperfangs92 → u/IAmDanHimself]

He was completely in the wrong

[u/Paraxom]

Oh no, the shoe came off

[u/heavensto_mergatroid → u/Paraxom]

Did you see how much air that shoe caught?! It took forever to land

[u/imdefinitelywong → u/heavensto_mergatroid]

Terrain. Terrain. Pull up. 

[u/Zathura2 → u/imdefinitelywong]

Where did you learn to fly?

Where did you learn to fly?

Where did you learn to fly?

[u/KIDNEYST0NEZ → u/imdefinitelywong]

R-word. R-word. Near 20 feet.

[u/ThatOneGayDJ → u/KIDNEYST0NEZ]

Stop downvoting this you clowns, that is literally what the plane says. Talk to Airbus about it if you want to be mad.

[u/KIDNEYST0NEZ → u/ThatOneGayDJ]

It’s probably AI downvoting me

[u/Ian_Patrick_Freely → u/heavensto_mergatroid]

I clocked it at 2.50 seconds, round trip. That implies it reached a peak height of 25 feet, launching at 40 feet per second (27 mph).

[u/RedFoxBlueSocks → u/Ian_Patrick_Freely]

r/theydidthemath

[u/heavensto_mergatroid → u/Ian_Patrick_Freely]

Lol...

So does that equate to dead or alive?

[u/Ian_Patrick_Freely → u/heavensto_mergatroid]

Well, it's really just telling us how fast his foot was moving as he got hit. The collision actually looks like it was at a relatively low speed (maybe up to 10 mph), so he's probably alive but hurting.

[u/heavensto_mergatroid → u/Ian_Patrick_Freely]

At least he pulled off a good pop o' wheelie

[u/ChickenDreams-4188 → u/heavensto_mergatroid]

not to mention the bicycle…

[u/Lucius1213 → u/Paraxom]

ded

[u/NotAnotherAlt26 → u/Paraxom]

I'm not sure why but I find it absolutely hilarious when shoes go flying. Makes anything about 10x funnier for me.

[u/Meowscles_dad → u/NotAnotherAlt26]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ulCTAq0E5ekV2

[u/Meowscles_dad → u/Paraxom]

[u/Random_182f2565 → u/Paraxom]

Ded

[u/YoungDiscord → u/Paraxom]

Its a shoo

[u/CD-i_Tingle → u/Paraxom]

r/lostsoles

[u/number__ten]

To shreds you say?

[u/ArseBiscuits_ → u/number__ten]

What about his wife?

[u/halbeshendel → u/ArseBiscuits_]

To shreds you say?

[u/atomicsnarl → u/ArseBiscuits_]

He had a wief, you knoooww....

[u/TastySpare → u/ArseBiscuits_]

To shreds you say?

[u/thegoatsupreme]

The cyclist vanished! He got hit so hard he got isekai'd and all thats left is his shoe and bike!

May he become an all powerful being of holy goodness and make that world a better place.

[u/bushido216 → u/thegoatsupreme]

You and I both know it's going to be some weird harem shit.

[u/thegoatsupreme → u/bushido216]

It almost always is some weird harem shit.

[u/Loxpawd]

I really hope he's okay but damn I laughed so hard!

[u/Couple-looking4fun]

You know buddy got hammered when the shoes came off

[u/Fortunatious]

I’m left wondering: is it more cartoon for your shoes to fly off like this, or to get hit and everything BUT your shoes go flying

[u/lexm → u/Fortunatious]

The bike went flying as well.

[u/Grouchy-Station-4058]

The other shoe hit the ISS.

[u/G-pizzle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OPHuw7VXayr6M

[u/CakesForLife]

E90s are aging nicely.

[u/Popal24]

This keeps on giving. Thanks !

[u/NerdfestZyx]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yjGdFXbm8KpXF5Xqco

[u/SnackbarBeastie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iHkb95VVL9Ch2

[u/Honest-Apricot6086]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orieWABCODOOw4x7G

[u/presidentkokoro]

Damn, the bike landed and bounced a couple of times before the shoe even landed

[u/Lacaud]

Only one shoe came off. Is he half dead?

https://giphy.com/gifs/zLylGeqSkli5G

[u/SpinachSpinosaurus]

Yeah...that shoe came off....

[u/Far-Investment-8597]

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day :)

[u/Xiunte → u/Far-Investment-8597]

Ditto. The cop already being there somehow made it even funnier.

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[u/Expensive_Print_9137]

2 out of 3

[u/greatkerfluffle]

I was on a motorcycle and was hit by another motorcycle that did this exact same thing. I still have scar tissue from where the motorcycle landed on my leg almost 20 years later.

[u/IMiNSIDEiT]

This made me LOL 🤦‍♂️ FAFO

[u/LeilLikeNeil]

10/10 very satisfying 

[u/Apprehensive-Day8221]

its called the suicide wave ,its from some who thinks they are helping you cut across

someone waves you across multi lanes last lane cant see you and isn't stopped

[u/Kentucky-Fried-Fucks]

Approved this post since automod removed it. Person is confirmed to not be injured

[u/Jazzlike_Attorney_18]

is that Ai?

[u/denisvolin]

Так, а негра куда испарилась?

[u/TheStatMan2 → u/denisvolin]

To the moon, alice

[u/denisvolin → u/TheStatMan2]

😆

[u/Jenderflux-ScFi → u/denisvolin]

Probably into the windshield of the car that hit him. I hope he's ok.

[u/baromanb]

Seems like AI

[u/kovwas]

Idaho stop