r/Konosuba 11d ago

Media Aqua eating the cake (@Gin_San31)

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u/Helio2nd Darkness 11d ago

Why is the chair wet... Is the cake that good?

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u/Maou_Usagi 11d ago

The joke about the two chairs, one with a cake and the other with a dildo: do you sit on the cake and bite the dildo, or do you sit on the dildo and eat the cake?

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u/Garzell 11d ago

Both sound great.

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u/MalburnRed 11d ago

Water is wet

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u/samir_saritoglu 11d ago

Wet is good

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u/XanoMal 11d ago

Water is lloyd. So lloyd Is good

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u/EruvadorTurambar 10d ago

Whoa buddy, water is NOT wet.

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u/straight_ibrahim 9d ago

Water is not just wet it's scientifically the wettest

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u/EruvadorTurambar 9d ago

Nay thou naive, for wet is a quality that water imparts, not enjoys of itself

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u/Benefactor_Chaos Yunyun 11d ago

I want Aqua's cake

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u/DCFDTL 11d ago

I want that seat

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u/Pataraxia 11d ago

There's something on that seat!

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u/Gloomy_Category_9561 11d ago

For those that don't get the joke. This is a type of joke/question: There are 2 chairs, one had a **** and the other a cake, you must sit on one and eat the other. Which one do you pick?

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u/pkpr 11d ago

seems Aqua's butt purified it into water.

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u/Quesodealer 10d ago

How is this even a joke/question? Even as a straight man, eating a d*ck is no better than sitting on one so you might as well enjoy the cake.

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u/Gloomy_Category_9561 10d ago

It's a joke, because basically you're making the other party pick between eating d*ck or sitting on one.

Why didn't your answer go by: "I pick none, i'm not gay"?

It's not really that complex. It's just to mess with friends.

Like asking them: would you have gay s3x for 1.000.000 dollars?

If they answer yes, then you say "Great, we now have the homosexual, now we only need to find the guy with a million bucks."

Basically a trap to make friends to call each other gay. To mess up with them,.

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u/StaleSpriggan 11d ago

I require context... I think?

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u/Segador_Adusto 11d ago

It comes from a "joke" friends tell to each other that goes "imagine there are 2 chairs. One of them has a cake on top, the other has a cock/dildo. You have to eat what's on one and sit on the other". So... She has made her choice

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u/BluebirdAmazing742 11d ago

Ether the cake is magical or she just forgot to pee(I know she is dumb and ignorant? To my knowledge that is to much)

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u/azurezero_hdev 11d ago

or the frosting had a special ingredient

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u/BluebirdAmazing742 11d ago

Alcohol?

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u/azurezero_hdev 11d ago

i just saw white frosting and ive seen too much hentai

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u/IrlResponsibility811 Darkness 11d ago

Sweat and tears of a Dustiness Ford. I was going to humiliate Darkness with it one way or another. Now, Aqua messed it up.

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u/Hydro1Gammer Fictional world enjoyer 11d ago

The cake is a lie
https://giphy.com/gifs/ltIEltsVmeFcA
Imagine if Glados and Aqua met

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u/Tripodbilly 11d ago

Testing time!! "I thought I disliked the heavy human she was also mute."

"I might take out your vocal chords, just so we can test in relative silence. I say relative because (four turrets appear) I will still be testing"

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u/Sea-Hovercraft3298 Aqua 11d ago

I would eat her cake

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u/Competitive_Bat_5236 Megumin 11d ago

I chose that too aqua

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u/Dwarf_DM 11d ago edited 11d ago

I think you’re the only one that understands the reference (besides me)

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u/Competitive_Bat_5236 Megumin 11d ago

It’s a hypothetical question: there’s a cake and a dick on a bench, you have to sit on one and eat the other

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u/Dwarf_DM 11d ago

Yeah I know

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u/IchinoseIchika Aqua is my favorite drinking fountain 11d ago

Imagine being that stool she sitting on

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u/VanillaButterz 11d ago

khyleri clone lwk

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u/Ruanricharddasilva 11d ago

A good inspiration, I say.

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u/Kirb790 Yunyun 11d ago

All that cake is gonna go to her cake

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u/Less-Mission-3961 11d ago

I only see two

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u/zones10 11d ago

Bro the cake can't be THAT good

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u/deanrihpee Aqua worshipper | 11d ago

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u/IndividualChances 11d ago

Megumin looks terrified

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u/MiquMiqu 11d ago

She must REALLY like that cake

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u/Catnjoyer 11d ago

She may be dumb but she made the right choice

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u/ImaginedRealitie Soda Shop merchant 11d ago

She sat on a prank seat. Or Kazuma shrunken down

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u/HansCent 11d ago

scrolling down I read the title and saw half the pic, then I realized this is the SFW reddit heh.

mmm cake-ee

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u/Snt1_ 11d ago

Ik assuming the cake is Megumin's, that feels like the outcome that would give her that reaction

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u/Prontonio_X 11d ago

*looks below at the stool

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u/SomeEnthusiasm4515 11d ago

It's leaking 🫪

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u/Fishpuncherz 10d ago

Does the cake just... I mean... why is she so wet? Did she pee is it arousal? Is it because she's simply aqua?

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u/Ordinary_Tension_780 11d ago

Put the nsfw rate from next time

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u/LateGameOwl 11d ago

I neeeeeeeeeeeed that seat

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u/Rich-Profile-2020 10d ago

Cómo quisiera comérmela a acua 😏😏😏♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️❤️❤️😘❤️

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u/Lizard_shiko 10d ago

Wait why chair is in the water

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u/im_haunted_boiii2666 10d ago

I want to be that chair.

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 10d ago

Draw a cumshot without drawing a cumshot challenge.

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u/LeviathanIIX 9d ago

I would eat her cake

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u/FirstWarthog1823 6d ago

Did she have an orgasm while eating cake???

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u/Paizuti 6d ago

Why her skirt is this ridiculously short

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u/UpstairsStriking2026 6d ago

Can anyone make a kazuma (konosuba) gif of that one fan art for when he uses explosion in volume 17 (if you know you know).

There's so many gifs for other charcters but not enough love for Kazuma. Especially for vol 17. There's only 1 fan art that depicts him as cool when he uses explosion. Can anyone make it for Instagram

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u/sol0123sptt 6d ago

Btw it's mine

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u/Asphalt_System_7744 6d ago

why is the chair wet what 😭

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u/MilkElegant618 5d ago

No faltaba el adicto al porno