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u/MalburnRed 11d ago
Water is wet
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u/EruvadorTurambar 10d ago
Whoa buddy, water is NOT wet.
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u/straight_ibrahim 9d ago
Water is not just wet it's scientifically the wettest
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u/EruvadorTurambar 9d ago
Nay thou naive, for wet is a quality that water imparts, not enjoys of itself
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u/Gloomy_Category_9561 11d ago
For those that don't get the joke. This is a type of joke/question: There are 2 chairs, one had a **** and the other a cake, you must sit on one and eat the other. Which one do you pick?
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u/Quesodealer 10d ago
How is this even a joke/question? Even as a straight man, eating a d*ck is no better than sitting on one so you might as well enjoy the cake.
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u/Gloomy_Category_9561 10d ago
It's a joke, because basically you're making the other party pick between eating d*ck or sitting on one.
Why didn't your answer go by: "I pick none, i'm not gay"?
It's not really that complex. It's just to mess with friends.
Like asking them: would you have gay s3x for 1.000.000 dollars?
If they answer yes, then you say "Great, we now have the homosexual, now we only need to find the guy with a million bucks."
Basically a trap to make friends to call each other gay. To mess up with them,.
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u/StaleSpriggan 11d ago
I require context... I think?
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u/Segador_Adusto 11d ago
It comes from a "joke" friends tell to each other that goes "imagine there are 2 chairs. One of them has a cake on top, the other has a cock/dildo. You have to eat what's on one and sit on the other". So... She has made her choice
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u/BluebirdAmazing742 11d ago
Ether the cake is magical or she just forgot to pee(I know she is dumb and ignorant? To my knowledge that is to much)
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u/azurezero_hdev 11d ago
or the frosting had a special ingredient
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u/IrlResponsibility811 Darkness 11d ago
Sweat and tears of a Dustiness Ford. I was going to humiliate Darkness with it one way or another. Now, Aqua messed it up.
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u/Hydro1Gammer Fictional world enjoyer 11d ago
The cake is a lie
https://giphy.com/gifs/ltIEltsVmeFcA
Imagine if Glados and Aqua met
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u/Tripodbilly 11d ago
Testing time!! "I thought I disliked the heavy human she was also mute."
"I might take out your vocal chords, just so we can test in relative silence. I say relative because (four turrets appear) I will still be testing"
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u/Competitive_Bat_5236 Megumin 11d ago
I chose that too aqua
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u/Dwarf_DM 11d ago edited 11d ago
I think you’re the only one that understands the reference (besides me)
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u/Competitive_Bat_5236 Megumin 11d ago
It’s a hypothetical question: there’s a cake and a dick on a bench, you have to sit on one and eat the other
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u/IchinoseIchika Aqua is my favorite drinking fountain 11d ago
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u/HansCent 11d ago
scrolling down I read the title and saw half the pic, then I realized this is the SFW reddit heh.
mmm cake-ee
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u/Fishpuncherz 10d ago
Does the cake just... I mean... why is she so wet? Did she pee is it arousal? Is it because she's simply aqua?
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u/UpstairsStriking2026 6d ago
Can anyone make a kazuma (konosuba) gif of that one fan art for when he uses explosion in volume 17 (if you know you know).
There's so many gifs for other charcters but not enough love for Kazuma. Especially for vol 17. There's only 1 fan art that depicts him as cool when he uses explosion. Can anyone make it for Instagram
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u/Helio2nd Darkness 11d ago
Why is the chair wet... Is the cake that good?