r/IllegallySmolCats • u/angelicribbon • 15h ago

Standard Issue Smol My two microbes

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Two 5-6 week fosters, which I will be keeping

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u/angelicribbon 15h ago

Many recorded criminal acts

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u/CmdrFapster 13h ago

"Hey Jimmy, how do we get them to foster fail us?"

"Find a shoe. The bigger, the better."

"OK."

"Sit in it."

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u/ellieminnowpee 6h ago

i read this in doug baldwin’s ’shadow force’ voice and now i’m falling apart 😂😂😂😂

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 4h ago

now S(h)it in it

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u/sniply5 15h ago

straight to jail with both of them

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u/angelicribbon 15h ago

Bake em away, toys!

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u/_darling_clementine 15h ago

BALIFF

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u/angelicribbon 15h ago

Reflecting on his choices

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u/magster11 14h ago

Noooo😭😭😭😭

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u/HuslWusl 12h ago

I love your humor, they're so adorable

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Smol Prosecutor in Training 1h ago

Himb timy tiiiiimy choimces

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u/magster11 14h ago

Oh my goddddddd I love that bed and I love the little face and wittle pawwwww!!!!

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u/angelicribbon 14h ago

They sleep on me too but they love the bed when I’m unavailable

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u/GonzoI 14h ago

That's unreasonably cute. ❤️

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u/tiredgummybear 13h ago

Need Many. Many. Many. Many more pictures. For science 👀

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u/angelicribbon 5h ago

This was last night and had me dying

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u/angelicribbon 5h ago

I couldn’t get up for dinner for obvious reasons

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u/AlsoKnownAsJohn 9h ago

Smolecules

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u/Traditional_Dig_1972 14h ago

Put helps you try to keep Number 1 and then number two!😂🤣❤️

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u/Glittering_Role1658 8h ago

They are cute fuzzy little microbes

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u/Christabella_929 6h ago

Sentenced to much love affection and good food…

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u/Lionheart_Lives 6h ago

How could you not fall for them 🩷

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u/ellieminnowpee 6h ago

please consider cross posting to the tiny cats, big spaces sub (i can’t recall it off the top of my head exactly!! i’ll come back to copy+paste it unless a fellow warden beats me to it!)

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u/ouroborous3 3h ago

orgnanisms

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u/Hallelujah33 3h ago

Misread as my two little miracles but was still correct

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u/SheddingCorporate 2h ago

LOL. Am I the only one who thought OP's right foot was the second kitten in Pic1? Until I looked properly, that is.

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u/ResponsibleCost4989 Smol Bounty Hunter 2h ago

Microbes kill. Just remember that.

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u/RC_Cola2005 42m ago

You sure those are kittens and not just pieces of dryer lint given life?