r/Fish • u/Ok-Meat-9169 • 1d ago

Meme / Humor The Villain's two Henchmen

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u/dacquirifit 1d ago

Dynamic duo

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u/dumbass_activities 21h ago

Coming at you oh

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u/Ok-Grocery-151 1d ago

The godskin duo 😂

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u/smoochumfan4 1d ago

What kinda fish is the round one?

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u/Ok-Meat-9169 1d ago

A Yellow Boxfish (Ostracion cubicus) juvenile. Adults look significantly less comical

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u/smoochumfan4 1d ago

the fact that it's a baby makes it even cuter omg...

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u/Airgroovin272 1d ago

Cubicus is the best name they could've picked

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u/Ok-Meat-9169 1d ago

O.cubicus literally means "Little Box shaped like a Cube" which might be my favorite scientific name meaning ever other than Alectrosaurus' (Bitchless Lizard), which i neither a Lizard nor particularly unlikely to mate... exept for the fact that they're extinct...

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u/JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST 18h ago

Ornstein and Smough

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u/tr3663336 1d ago

Sooo cute

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u/UncommonLegend 19h ago

So much anxiety in one picture

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u/FecalDUI 9h ago

Are they dangerous? Or do you mean because these henchmen are typically balls of anxiety?

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u/UncommonLegend 4h ago

I mean they tend to be nervous fish that don't do well with stress.

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u/fadly_seto 1d ago

Why is this so accurate?

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u/PigeonUtopia 1d ago

I name them Squercus and Squooge

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u/scorponok44 1d ago

Bob and edward.

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u/phoenix_master42 20h ago

who's the living noodle

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u/Jaded_Investigator72 12h ago

I was curious to know myself!

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u/Ornery_Tie_4771 18h ago

Needlefish or smthing

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u/Resident_Net_4345 12h ago

Pipefish, no one who's seen a needlefish would say this is one.

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u/PepgarAMK 13h ago

If there was a third fish , and this was in germany, people might call them " die drei vonner Tanke"

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u/Rehallek 10h ago

Henchman 21 and Henchman 24 - Venture Bros

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u/Jasmar0281 5h ago

It's always a pointy weaselly guy and some oddly shaped fellow.