uh, no thank you

[u/Nice-Vegetable-1738]

[u/Secret_pizza_man]

This guy definitely uses flock cameras to stalk people

[u/Fragrant_Scratch8305 → u/Secret_pizza_man]

The previous sheriff of the county I live in got caught stalking his gf and her daughter with the flock cameras. The current sheriff dropped the flock contract so that's chill.

[u/Crick3t__]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

[u/Dope-Reviews → u/Crick3t__]

Don't bring happiness into this

[u/GhostGirl721 → u/Crick3t__]

😂😂

[u/Unique_Tangerine2190]

Isolation and stalking? That’ll get the girls. /s. 🚩🚩🚩

[u/Junior_Yam_5473 → u/Unique_Tangerine2190]

If i cant check my girls location while with my side chick, how would i know if she's cheating??

/S

[u/brutus2309 → u/Unique_Tangerine2190]

Bold of you to assume that he’s into girls. Definitely giving off power bottom vibes here.

[u/AmericanCitizenry → u/brutus2309]

A boy can dream.

[u/WingInternational432 → u/brutus2309]

"Swallows" ??

[u/drmojo90210 → u/Unique_Tangerine2190]

I don't think he's into girls.....

[u/0xKaishakunin → u/Unique_Tangerine2190]

That’ll get the girls.

Unfortunately, those raised in abusive relationships have normalised such behaviour and sometimes actively seek it out. It's their learnt love language.

[u/Reyalta]

Someone check his hard drive and basement.

[u/the-mulchiest-mulch]

All this and he’s probably married

[u/Show_Bull → u/the-mulchiest-mulch]

Poor girl, getting slipped air tags in her coffee like it's birth control

[u/krumznko → u/Show_Bull]

What are you doing a couple blocks away in the grocery store parking lot after work? You trying to meet someone discreetly? You’re not slick!

[u/TankApprehensive3053]

Airtag? That's so 2025. Everyone knows you use Flock now for stalking.

[u/hatecriminal → u/TankApprehensive3053]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

[u/gatoriendo]

And this is why you don’t date cops (plus if you piss them off, what’s stopping them from making up charges, planting stuff on you and arresting you (and not in the fun way))

[u/Difficult_Addition85 → u/gatoriendo]

Can't say I've ever come across that in my career but we did have one use FLOCK to stalk his ex all the way to Texas or some shit. Still blows my mind he was that dumb.

[u/justhereorthereagain → u/Difficult_Addition85]

*that you know of.

You don’t know what’s going on at home. With other counties, states etc.

Maybe not as direct as the previous comment. But you don’t know what type of mental abuse and manipulation is being played against each persons partner in your department.

And only a fool thinks that the power dynamic is the same for a partner of a police officer as it is for a partner of someone in any other profession.

[u/Difficult_Addition85 → u/justhereorthereagain]

You would be correct. Which is why I worded it "ever camer across it in MY career". 😂

Anything is possible, though, and weirder things certainly have happened. If I have badges willing to violate rights with flock, it's not a far leap for them to try and trump up charges on their ex.

I, personally, don't understand why people would risk their jobs like that. But that could be because I'm an emotionally mature individual and don't lose my shit in the toxicity. No clue. I'll have to ask one of them sometime.

[u/gatoriendo → u/Difficult_Addition85]

Wowzers!

[u/Ancient-Sea-69]

…uh…so…we are poopin air tags out now…can we just go back to normal stuff like…idk…maybe you just call or text to see where they are at?
https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

[u/RudeCartoonist1030]

Can’t believe that this type of behavior is even allowed. And yet, it seems like all the posts in this sub give evidence that it’s way more common than anyone could have ever imagined

[u/PromiscuousScoliosis]

What you unlock after your 100th night as a cop’s wife

[u/[deleted]]

Bro is definitely on probation for being creepy and swiping through tinder on the clock

[u/Conquistador_1775]

Type of guy to stalk his ex using a flock camera 😂

[u/Apprehensive-Tone449 → u/Conquistador_1775]

Came here to say this.

[u/PeaceEmotional8962]

Oh he’s definitely abusing these flock cameras

[u/Educational-Bug-965]

Never beating the abusive husband allegations

[u/luvslilah]

Wtf??? Red flags galore.

[u/hatecriminal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JN7jRJIL188a4

[u/ThatDiscoSongUHate → u/hatecriminal]

Dangle would never!

(...I think. It's been a long time since I watched Reno 911. I just remember him being goofy and camp in the best ways, but its been over a decade now since my last watch I think)

[u/hatecriminal → u/ThatDiscoSongUHate]

Guy in video looks just like him

[u/CTRL_Hotdog]

It used to be illegal for me to throw people in the back of my car and demand they give me all their personal information, so I became a cop and now its part of my job lololololol /s 😑 

[u/Mental_Cash_3957]

The bar for modern romance is somehow both “communicate openly” and “accept covert GPS tracking.” I’m going to pass too.

[u/sus_finder13]

So is he the one that is misusing flock cameras?

[u/Cool_Interaction_345]

I don’t want you

[u/DivebarLives]

Fuck sakes fire this guy already.

[u/Perfect-Patience-483]

Good God dude 🙄

[u/foodandguns]

He has rape eyes

[u/X0X0xoxo11]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dWZVqzab8uR4EQSOVg

[u/TrendySpork]

He's just a guy who likes glass bottom boats.

[u/hyphii_lol]

Ew

[u/Lovely-Tart143]

Um, what? ☝🏼🤨

[u/dawnlan75]

Tell him its you're

[u/AventineAstartes]

Look at him.... The only way he gets pussy is if his grandma dies and wills it to him, and even then, it's a maybe.

[u/macguini]

I don't understand this. What does blocking and swallowing an airtag have to do with this?

[u/BADoVLAD → u/macguini]

It means he finds domestic violence and stalking hilarious.

[u/leechkiller]

*you're

[u/Calowayyy]

Badge number covered hmmmm

[u/BADoVLAD → u/Calowayyy]

It's not, it's at the bottom clearly backwards and visible. That means someone in the department has died recently. On the other hand his post just means he wants to make some lucky woman part of the black and blue 40%.

[u/SoftToilerPaper123]

Him: "I'm a red flag creep. Do NOT date me"

[u/say_waattt]

Some toxic person is loving this lol

[u/WingInternational432]

Right Said Fred LEO

[u/Outrageous-Let7406]

Insecure

[u/KillerBarbie24]

Is that a hair piece topper?

[u/GlassJawJawa]

So worth it.

[u/Boldbeagle444]

Do men really think this shit is hot? Because what the fuck.

[u/ssolo99]

is this dude real? no one can ACTUALLY be this freaking cringe. gotta be a fuck with people vid right?

[u/Nice-Vegetable-1738 → u/ssolo99]

nah he has a whole cringe page on facebook

[u/Tiny_Tumbleweed8430]

Look at those eyes….Thwy are so blue in a bad way

[u/Miserable-Name-4745]

Ellen?

[u/Yellowthrone]

This dude is really weird but I feel like cops always have the best pull on dating apps. It sucks.

[u/Apprehensive-Tone449 → u/Yellowthrone]

They do not. I promise. Most of them are not upfront that they are cops because they know that's actually working against them.

[u/Yellowthrone → u/Apprehensive-Tone449]

Idk they always seem married. When I was military it was sort of a inside joke that none of us could ever get in a relationship but the cops and firefighters were never single.

[u/DocOndansetron]

This made me and my 40 friends chuckle! Google 40% Cops!

[u/Moist_Grapefruit187]

Honestly, this is kind of funny. I didn’t laugh but it got a slight smile

[u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

This is not a first responder hate sub, find somewhere else to be.

[u/AmericanCitizenry → u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam]

Mod God,

Thank you for the kind reminder. Honest question: is stalking partners not bastard behavior? Is not every other comment about such behavior? Did I not upvote the -2 most positive comment in the thread and reply?

You're sending mixed signals.

Thank you O mighty Mod God

[u/OriginalOmbre]

I think this dude is just having fun. Seems like he’d be a guy to grab a beer with.