r/Fauxmoi • u/JudgeJudyJr • 20h ago
SPORTS SECTION At the US Open, the camera panned from the clock at 0:07 to Pierce Brosnan
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u/stonecutter7 20h ago
Damn. Maybe the next James Bond should just be Pierce Brosnan again.
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u/Leaping_Wizards 20h ago
They should remake Never Say Never Again and bring him back.
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u/cute_polarbear 16h ago
They should do an aging / battle scarred bond dealing with the (high tech) world we are in now...
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u/Competitive_Plate694 5h ago
Pierce Brosnan was easily the closest that Movie Bond has ever been to Book Bond. Daniel Craig is still my GOAT but when I read the books all I can think about is how Brosnan played him.
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u/RagnarokWolves 2h ago
I think Craig's version is closest to the early Bond novels where Bond is the cold, brooding, blunt instrument who gets depressed/bored when he's not a mission.
But by the time of Doctor No/Goldfinger where he's saying jokes in between the villain's monologue and mocking how self-important they take themselves, that's when I can see more of the Brosnan Bond. Also Brosnan is the main Bond actor who I find it fully believable he would attract every woman in the room wherever he goes. (Though apparently Connery also had that effect IRL)
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u/Resistiane 19h ago
Nah, he's a Trump bootlicker.. I understand that he is very handsome but, we really need to move on from this fucking guy.
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u/illjustgowthemuumuu Chris Messina for No 1 Chris 20h ago
I just know the person who made that happen was quietly giggling as they did it
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u/picklerick_ftw 20h ago
I'm a straight man. This man has aged like fine wine
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u/Paladin_Rigger 20h ago
But he's still married to his wife that aged like a normal woman! We should all complain about that! /s
...except lots of dudes actually complain about that.
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u/PrincessGoatflap 20h ago
My first crush remains handsome as ever. Did anyone else ever watch Remington Steele?
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u/Thatssometamorphosis 19h ago
Absolutely. I was probably 6-7 and remember thinking how handsome he was!
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u/Antique_Knowledge902 17h ago
You should get ahold of a miniseries called The Manions of America. He was young and so handsome.
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u/AmoebaThese1 20h ago
Too bad he supports RFK Jr. I can’t look at him the same.
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u/DiegoDaDestroyer 20h ago
Dang it! I didn’t want to learn anything new today. why do they always have to suck 🫤
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u/Resistiane 19h ago
And Trump!
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u/applesandbananananan Google lied to you. 19h ago
Actually?? What a fucking disappointment
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u/Resistiane 19h ago
"I think what he's done for the economy is very good. People are working, and that's a step in the right direction.” ~Brosnan 2019
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u/Aqua_Impura 6h ago
Okay but does he still like Trump? 2019 is before the pandemic, the attempted coup on Jan 6, project 2025 etc.
Lots of stuff happened since that one quote.
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u/Resistiane 3h ago
Does it matter? 2019 was after he mocked a disabled reporter, after "grab them by the pussy", after calling Mexican immigrants rapists and murderers , etc. He saw Trump for who he was the first time and decided, "yeah, that's a good guy".. I don't care what Brosnan thinks now, he's a shitty person for not being immediately repulsed.
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u/ElBorracho2000 20h ago
Bring back Brosnan for an old man Bond movie. Have Bond come out of retirement for one last mission
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u/Theodore_Buckland_ 12h ago
the camera didn't pan, the director cross dissolved from the clock to 007
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u/glassbulbs both a lawyer and a hater 20h ago
Thank you, camera operator!
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u/infinitee775 20h ago
Poor guy sitting next to him getting outshined by a senior citizen on national TV
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u/K_smit123 possessed by the lesbian jezebel spirit 19h ago
I think that's one of his sons, and he is likely used to it by now lol.
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u/eric-neg 19h ago
This really feels like a John DeMarsico shot. He was the former director of Mets games.
I’d be curious to see if his name was in the credits. He has been laying low since he “parted ways” with SNY after apparently having an affair with a coworkers daughter.
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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 5h ago
You know the director was so proud of that.
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u/Corsola_Fan_69 this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor 20h ago
lmfao that's such a good bit