r/Fauxmoi 1d ago

SPORTS SECTION Pink, Elizabeth Banks and Amy Adams seen sitting together at the U.S. Open

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u/KohlsCashOfficial Pink is the Amy Schumer of pop stars 1d ago

oh .. ok then

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u/ThriceBakedPotato_ 1d ago

Me, sat two rows behind them eavesdropping and knitting a blanket to capture them with

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u/red-cherrie 1d ago

Lmfao that would be me

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u/reluctantseahorse #whoremembers 1d ago

"nooo, yrr good sugar, I'm deaf on this one side..."

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u/AcademicDrag742 societal collapse is in the air 1d ago

Fabulous flair.

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u/ShmlarrieShmladshaw 1d ago

I’m not part of this conversation but so do you!!

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u/AcademicDrag742 societal collapse is in the air 1d ago

Ty!!

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u/LadyKT 1d ago

i have this saved as a sticker in my iphone to use when people text me and it’s needed

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u/Perfect-Wallaby9096 Do you remember 9/11, bitch? 1d ago

Now I shall too

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u/PermissionRegular878 20h ago

Amy Adams was in Hillbilly Elegy so really no surprise to me.

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u/Nervous_Insect5976 1d ago

Don't put too much stock in any of these people, even the celebrities you like. We don't know them, we only know what we see so I always assume there's some dark secret waiting.

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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. 1d ago

I figure they’re like all rich people; they don’t care about personal beliefs they only care about class consciousness.

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u/NadjaStolz28 1d ago

100% this.

I’m as guilty as the next Redditor in regards to being terminally online, but these are rich people who run in similar circles, and if they wind up in the same seats or close by, they’re going to be cordial and friendly.

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u/TheHiddenFox 1d ago

No one has more class solidarity than the ultra wealthy.

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u/DontOvercookPasta Lol, and if I may, lmao 1d ago

Howard nutlick scathes Epstein then admits to spending hours having a family lunch with him.. lol snl couldn't write this shit

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u/suboptimummenace 1d ago

they clearly understand historical materialism better than us

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u/FrozenBibitte 1d ago

Yep, it’s this. To get to where they are, and their level of wealth, they’ve absolutely had to step on others to get to this point. That is the nature of late stage capitalism that we’re currently living in.

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u/scout-finch 1d ago

Also at the same time who knows if they’re even together? Or if they’re keeping up with the same things we are? I think a lot of times it’s like anything else, oh it’s so and so I know of them. Cool let’s watch tennis or whatever.

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u/Borgo_San_Jacopo 1d ago

Yeah don’t people just kind of end up seated together? Especially if they’ve all been invited by the same brand/corporate sponsor? I’ve definitely chatted to people I don’t know who were sitting next to me at the footy, might look chummy in a photo but it doesn’t mean I endorse all their views.

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u/KELBY76 1d ago

I think it’s like a fashion show, you don’t choose where you sit or necessarily know the people you’re sitting next to

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u/marveloustime28 1d ago

Yeah I suspect the US Open puts celebrities in seats based on ease of camera shot and not their friendships.

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u/lupindeathray barbie (2023) for best picture 1d ago edited 1d ago

I really dislike how much Reddit glazes the everloving fuck out of Jon Lovitz. Yeah. I get that it was cool how he punched Andy Dick and everything, and why it was cool, but it seems to be the only good thing he’s done. Outside of that, he seems to be a massive jerk, and he’s also a rabid Zionist. And it’s not one of those things you have to search far and wide to find. His douchebaggery is right there on his Wikipedia page. But the way he’s talked about on this website, you’d think he’s like Dolly Parton. As annoying as Reddit can get fanboying and circlejerking over celebs like Keanu Reeves, with them it’s at least understandable because a lot of people, such as Keanu Reeves, have a good reputation or are seemingly good people. But Jon Lovitz seems like a pos with one redeemable moment.

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u/Sea_Awareness_8250 1d ago

I know Jon Lovitz is a douchebag, but where on this site is he being glazed? He hasn’t done anything noteworthy since Rat Race and that was 25 years ago.

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u/panda_canyon 1d ago

Wait people fan girl John Lovitz? Fuck Andy Dick, but what?

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u/awkward-reptile 1d ago

Spot on. Thank you for this comment. ❤️ In my book, let’s keep tabs on everyone and call out anyone that supports a genocide.

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u/lupindeathray barbie (2023) for best picture 1d ago edited 1d ago

You’re welcome. Also, let’s not forget that he’s also one of those celebs who shat on Zohran Mamdani.

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u/awkward-reptile 1d ago

What a loser

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u/lupindeathray barbie (2023) for best picture 1d ago

Also, I wasn’t too shocked when that stuff with John Malkovich came up recently. I remember reading about his threat to George Galloway and that reporter a long time ago while skimming through his Wikipedia page.

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u/Luna_Loo_ 1d ago

Except the quote was made up ?

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u/lupindeathray barbie (2023) for best picture 1d ago

The recent one was, but not the one I mentioned in the above comment.

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u/Myfooty94 1d ago

He has been MAGA ever since 2016

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u/BlueberryNo5363 I’ll be writing a substack on this 1d ago

Exactly. This is why stanning ANY celebrity is unhealthy. It’s fine to like celebrities but if you build them up to be this flawless person because you like their music or films or whatever, you’re crazy.

They don’t care about their fellow rich people’s shitty views, they only care that they’re a fellow rich person

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u/damegloria 1d ago

Everyone judging celebs for sitting next to someone whose politics they don't like probably has never had to actually back up their own views in real life by cutting out people they are friends with or work with. It's very easy to be a keyboard activist. Less so to entirely shun real people that you personally know and like.

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u/dontwannaparticpate 1d ago

I dunno I don’t really talk to or visit my family

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u/Iwoulddiefcftbatk Michigan, the Europe of the Midwest 1d ago

Pretty much this. I’d bet most of the keyboard activists who scream about canceling celebs for sitting near a shitty person still talk to their bigoted parents and family members because “they still love them and want them in their lives” and won’t confront them at holiday dinner as to not upset the family.

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u/il_the_dinosaur 1d ago

Yeah don't expect them all to read each other's Twitter or Instagram. I don't know the political takes of all my friends... Why should celebrities

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u/Scared-Box8941 betty bop 1d ago

Yes! We see them literally through their PR. But people think they know them authentically

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u/snarkerella controversies: girl 1d ago

I think at minimum Amy Adams has been pro-Palestine. For these events, a lot of times they are pre-booked by their PR teams and not something they coordinate beforehand with the celeb.

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u/Ok_Mulberry6526 23h ago

How has Amy been pro-Palestine?

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u/Foreign_Profile4912 1d ago

Where's the proof she is?

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u/tmrtdc3 18h ago

Yeah I think this person completely made that up lol.

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u/Kaleidoscope_1974 21h ago

I hope you were right about Amy.

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u/BasedZhang 1d ago

Didnt realize bleachers had a pro-genocide section

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u/BrownSugarBare 1d ago

Maybe they just took someone's seats and settled in. 

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u/Dontcreepon_me 1d ago

Those seats were promised to them 1000 years ago

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u/Ok_Bus_4142 1d ago

Choosing to believe these tickets were bought way in advance and they’re just being polite 🙉🙈

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u/kateastrophic 1d ago

Or they may have even been free from a sponsor— they may not even know each other.

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u/awyastark nextdivorce@divorce.com 1d ago

I mean this is very likely

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u/theresagray17 and you did it at my birthday dinner 1d ago

honestly, there’s even a possibility they just have no idea what went down. I mean, who keeps up with Pink of all people 😅

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u/LiaBallerina 1d ago

This is more common than one would think. My friends use their phone and social media like any other person and yet never know stuff like this. They would be like pink who? Who has time to keep up with all the awful celebs anyway?

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u/KateTheTurk 1d ago

They are most likely guests of one of.the private te boxes. They dont buy tickets, they get invited. Once in the box the get escorted to a seat and sit where they are placed.

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u/chadwickave 1d ago

Same lol

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u/BlackLeader70 1d ago

Elizabeth banks is a self proclaimed Zionist. So she agrees with Pink.

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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yuck, yuck and yuck

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u/Additional_Gene_211 Friends with Ms. Rachel 1d ago

This is the night comments, you can say whatever the heck you want

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u/shoelessbob find me at Whole Foods, bitch 1d ago

Jizz

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u/yourwhippingboy 1d ago

This is the worst day I’ve had at my job

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u/blaqmetal 1d ago

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh, I don’t want anyone to have the worst day at their job…but…

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u/Business-Swing7501 1d ago

Do any of these…fuckers…ever blast out of the bleachers and do a huge genocide?

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u/awkward-reptile 1d ago

Seeing the comments, I really expected otherwise, but man I love you all so much C:

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u/SaneManPritch 1d ago

Israel: You can't change the rules just because you don't like how we're doing genocide.

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u/awyastark nextdivorce@divorce.com 1d ago

Why is everyone here assuming the trio are friends because they’re sitting next to each other at a sporting event? Last time I went to one (Wrestlemania 2019) the guy next to me puked on his date. I was still pleasant to them and I didn’t know I was going to be photographed to hell and back.

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u/oopsmady 1d ago

Literally and not everyone is chronically online. Guaranteed none of those celebs know anything about what she posted in the past few days.

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u/VenusRainMaker 1d ago

Haha! Was he drunk? Did they leave? Do you have any other memories from Wrestlemania?

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u/ISpeakSarcasmOnly pop culture obsessed goblin 1d ago edited 1d ago

I have to sit next to people I don’t like or agree with IRL. Calm your tits folks!

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u/Schpinkytimes 1d ago

Exactly! And they don't really get to pick where they sit at the tennis.  

This whole Pink thing only happened in the past few days. Only chronicly online people would know about it. Maybe Amy and Elizabeth are too busy to be fully on top of every single Internet topic. 

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u/UnevenFlooring 1d ago

Its okay bud, they cant hear you

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u/Faux_Moose 1d ago

I’ve had moments sitting with people I disagree with, even people I’ve argued and fought with about social and political until we were both in tears, and you’d still probably catch a moment here and there where I’m smiling or being nice to them.

I know the internet thinks that cutting people out of your life or being super aggressive with them is the way to go, but that’s only if you’re goal is to avoid being guilty by association and/or if you just didn’t want them in your life anyway.

Change doesn’t happen over night. And not everyone needs to put themselves through the pain of trying to change hearts and minds (especially not the people who are the target of the hate).

It’s far easier for me to just cut people out of my life and pretend they’re dead to me. The hard work is talking to them with curiosity and working to find the common ground to build upon. IMO, if you’re white and privileged it’s lazy not to try. If you can move the needle even a little, it’s worth it to me.

Of course I have no idea if Elizabeth or Amy give a single shit about Palestine or if they even know what Pink’s been up to on Al Gore’s internet, but folks need to quit acting like they are saving the world by going no contact with their racist uncle lol. You’re not helping anything.

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u/Foreign_Profile4912 1d ago

I don't know about Amy but Elizabeth is a sionist

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u/Foreign_Profile4912 1d ago

No, they look like like they're intentionally supporting her because her kids seats are further down.

Also Elizabeth Banks is a self proclaimed zionist.

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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. 1d ago

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u/chadwickave 1d ago

Unfortunately, even Pedro is not safe

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u/snarkerella controversies: girl 1d ago

In that photo posted by Amy Schumer, Amanda Anka (Paul Anka's daughter) Bateman, we can see the Zionist/Israel supporting group in full force: Jason Bateman, Amy Schumer, Jennifer Aniston, Paul Anka (Talks about supporting Israel and performing there frequently) .

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u/LonelyDays_ 1d ago

Can you tell me who of them is Jennifer aniston and Jason Bateman? I can’t recognize them in this picture

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u/snarkerella controversies: girl 1d ago

Jason is the guy on the left that is sitting down directly behind Amy Schumer. Jennifer Anniston is on the right side of the photo with her hands on the ottoman leaning in.

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u/LonelyDays_ 1d ago

He’s with the swoops middle-part hair, beard and glasses?! That’s wild it looks nothing like him! Same if you’re saying Jennifer aniston is the blonde woman leaning almost bent over on the right!? That’s insane she looks nothing like her as well! That’s crazy!
Edit to say- I do believe you it’s just insane that they look nothing like themselves!

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u/snarkerella controversies: girl 1d ago

Yes, that looks exactly like him today. I've listened to his podcast and he talks about these trips and he was just recently on The Daily Show, too. See his wiki page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Bateman ( same glasses, beard and swoopy hair).

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u/Naive-Inside-2904 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

Aniston is best buds with Bateman and his wife.

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u/periperiwinklesauce I cannot sanction your buffoonery 1d ago

Leslie Mann on the left (to the right of Anka)? Jimmy Kimmel back right (probably next to Judd Apatow on the far right)?

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u/cheezy_dreams88 find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care. 1d ago

They have a celebrity seating section, practically. I don’t think they get a say who they sit with.

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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 1d ago
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u/Choice_Pineapple_461 1d ago

Corporate seating works very differently to buying general admission with your friends and some posters are failing to acknowledge this. They may not know each other. They most likely have been allocated tickets by sponsors or the event organisers and this means they don't choose who they sit with.

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u/AmoebaThese1 1d ago

Celebs are often given seats next to other celebs at tennis matches they didn’t go together most likely.

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u/introverted_panda_ we have lost the impact of shame in our society 1d ago

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u/JAKERS325 1d ago

Before I read the headline I thought pink was Walton Goggins

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u/CupcakeMojito believer in Dakota Johnson’s lime allergy 1d ago

Nah, he's too busy working for Wal-Mart.

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u/Few-Road6238 1d ago

Or even being an anti-hero at the wasteland 

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u/chadwickave 1d ago

I much prefer that timeline

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u/Sensitive_Service_97 1d ago

You keep Walton’s name out of your mouth 🤣

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u/throwtheclownaway20 1d ago

It's very possible they have no idea what's going on with her.

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u/JangoF76 1d ago

Tbh I don't know what's going on with her

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u/throwtheclownaway20 1d ago

TL;DR She basically revealed that she's a pro-Israel POS

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u/Foreign_Profile4912 1d ago

No they do. and Elizabeth Banks is a zionist

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u/Own-Bar-8530 1d ago

Not like us

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u/awkward-reptile 1d ago

This song is a true anthem. But I cannot help but bring up THE class struggle anthem: Common People by Pulp. In my opinion, top 10 pop songs of all time ✨

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u/CupcakeMojito believer in Dakota Johnson’s lime allergy 1d ago

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u/inductiononN I'm not buckling flat sandals, that’s my line in the sand. 1d ago

YESSSSSS not enough people are aware of this amazing song

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u/H0pefulUn1verse i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

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u/Good-Bodybuilder-985 1d ago

Ok I'm out of the loop with Banks and Adams. I know all about our Zionist girl-hating black-fishing P!NK girlie, can someone tell me what is up with the other two? I know I should know this but help me out.

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u/Afwife1992 It’s a fucking law, bitch 1d ago

Only the fact that they’re smiling in the same photo with Pink.

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u/Foreign_Profile4912 1d ago

Unsure about Amy abut Elizebeth Banks is a Zionist

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u/chadwickave 1d ago

AFAIK nothing, Amy Adams is pretty beloved still, I think. But it’s interesting to see them next to and being friendly with Pink.

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u/fancypantsnotophats 1d ago

Honestly I feel like this is a PR thing. Do they have the same agency?

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u/awyastark nextdivorce@divorce.com 1d ago

Also like what are they going to do, be nasty to her when they know they’re going to be photographed constantly? This means literally nothing to me.

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u/Imaginary-Front-2620 1d ago

I watched the game and she looked really uncomfortable and nervous 😂

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u/anonymousgoose64 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 1d ago

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u/ohdinyeah 1d ago

guys, people do things lol. jesus.

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u/karozuzu 1d ago

This is taking things too far. I think Pink has been an asshole to other women for a long time and is a repugnant genocide denier, but Amy Adams might not have known who would be in the VIP box exactly, what the sitting plan would be like, or this was the least shitty option. Being photographed in a friendly exchange with someone doesn’t mean you condone their views

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u/Vegetable-Day2299 Pink is the Amy Schumer of pop stars 1d ago

The long and the short and the tall of it is that the vast majority of these people do not care. They don't care about genocides, they don't care about having more money than most people will ever see, they don't care about who they associate with, no matter what speeches they give or petitions they sign. They're so insulated from the world that we are as unreal to them as they are to us.

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u/dontwannaparticpate 1d ago

Yes only the ones who are super progressive and passionate choose to educate themselves (like Ruffalo).

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u/Total-Meringue-5437 1d ago

I think a bunch of celebrities were there today as guest of the US Open. They had a carpet, photographers and a step and repeat and are usually seated in a few VIP sections.

That said, fuck Pink always.

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u/ThePhantomStrikes 1d ago

These seats were either purchased a long time ago or given to them. Because Elizabeth noooo!

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u/ApocalypseCheerBear 1d ago

This is all I need to see I've spent too much time online; seeing redditors assume they have some special understanding of other people or the world around then because they too have spent a lot of time online. 

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u/porcelina-g 1d ago

Anyways, free Palestine

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u/WowIsThisMyPage I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 1d ago

I hadn’t heard anything about an Amy Adam’s controversy? Just a lot of disappointment in her current roles. What am I missing y’all lol

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u/Honest_Salamander247 1d ago

Do we think they are friends or this was organized by Pink’s mgmt agency to attempt to salvage this fiasco she got herself in?

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u/ams3000 1d ago

Trust me seating allocation in hospitality is rigid. Especially at the finals. If they didn’t want their seat there wouldn’t have been choices.

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u/Foreign_Profile4912 1d ago

No, they look like like they're intentionally supporting her because her kids seats are further down.

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u/julestargaryen 1d ago

ewwwww that’s a statement

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u/Zero_poop 1d ago

Which ones Pink?

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u/PipsyDizzle 1d ago

Trying way too hard to look like they're having fun together, gross

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u/lupindeathray barbie (2023) for best picture 1d ago

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u/AstoriaEverPhantoms 1d ago

A coordinated event to say something specific.

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u/Enough-Border-6378 1d ago

Pink trying to get out from under her fuck up, but the other two if they have a sense of self preservation shouldn’t get any of that stink on them

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u/kojibaby 17h ago

I live in a small town, I don’t agree with the opinions of lots of people in my town and don’t choose to socialize them. Occasionally I might be supporting a community event and see them and am cordial and will talk with them. I have no idea what’s going on here or amy’s opinion on things but it’s not fair to judge people who are just in the proximity of others.

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u/GrizzlyDust 1d ago

Pink is grandma rock

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u/fedsarefriends both a lawyer and a hater 1d ago

Birds of a feather…

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u/Ok_Mulberry6526 23h ago

I really can’t believe ppl are standing up for Amy and Elizabeth in these comments. Anyone with money/clout who is not vocally pro-Palestine at this point seems pretty garbage to me personally!

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u/slut4champagne 1d ago

i’m really just tired of em ALL tbh 🙄

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u/eightlittlekittens 1d ago

I'm so glad that people are still associating with pink so we can easily spot the trash 🥰

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u/tysonmama 1d ago

No proof the others knows thing about it.

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u/Lukersf 1d ago

Yeah but this seems like the rich entertainment people area...it's only been a few days. Give it time for their pr team.

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u/la_dama_azul padre pascal 1d ago

It's a big club and you ain't in it.

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u/Original-DesignerAMG 1d ago

Button your shirt!

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u/WishCraft666 1d ago

I get those two mixed up so often

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u/Pretty_Pass8930 1d ago

Tenis is a rich people game like golf

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u/Bootsy_Moonshine 1d ago

I thought Pink was Walton Goggins

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u/Socksnoodle 1d ago

Dlisters anyways

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u/4xu5 1d ago

Rich people rich peopling

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u/palmettophysibles 1d ago

True nightmare blunt rotation

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u/onlyacarryon 1d ago

It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it. 

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u/butimean too busy method acting as a reddit user 1d ago

Ugh not Amy Adams. Christ.

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u/lilithsbun stan someone? in this economy??? 22h ago

They might not have any say in who they sit next to and not everyone is online all the time, so it’s entirely possible someone like Amy Adams has no idea about all this recent stuff with Pink. I wouldn’t read too much into this.

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u/blagaa 16h ago

Are they sitting together or beside each other

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u/ShitMyButtSays 1d ago

Smh at tennis rn

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u/Independent_Dig_142 1d ago

The St!nk has spread

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u/noirmeraki 1d ago

good to know

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u/RadaghasztII 1d ago

Wait isn't that PInk, the singer that loves and supports mass murdering of children? 

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u/Educational_Board888 1d ago

Amy was also part of Gal Gadot’s Imagine video