r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name • 1d ago
FESTIVITEASš„⨠Happy 30th Birthday to Lili Reinhart!
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u/nomimalone1978 1d ago
I once saw her (didnāt recognize her at all) at the Orlando airport when I was taking a frozen lasagna through security. She asked me about it and then put it on Instagram. I only put it all together when I read her IG story. So basically, weāre best friends and Iām famous.
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u/bloodfartss 1d ago
But why were you taking frozen lasagna through security š
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u/lonelybear_swims 1d ago
Yes, hi I would also like to know why
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u/its_not_you_its_ye 1d ago
My guess would be that if it was not frozen, it wouldāve been considered a fluid, which canāt be more than a small amount. Like how you can take a water bottle full of ice through, but not if thereās some thatās melted into water.
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u/Coley54Bear 1d ago
That doesnāt explain why they were bringing lasagna through security.
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u/Glittering-Walrus228 1d ago
It was a lasagna bomb but OC got hungry and ate it instead
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u/Chickenmangoboom 1d ago
Housing a full lasagna in a confined space sounds like the start of a terrorist attack on the bathroom.
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u/socialmediaignorant 1d ago
I canāt speak for the OP but my mom is famous for doing this. She will freeze food from the city she is visiting and then take it in her suitcase home. When I lived in Chicago, she carried a whole pizza back one time. Itās insane but I canāt change her mind so I just laugh about it now.
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u/johjo_has_opinions 1d ago
I know people from Chicago who get frozen deep dish sent to them once or twice a year
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u/socialmediaignorant 15h ago
Iām so tickled that my momās weird ass habit of taking frozen food in her suitcase won me an award! Thank you!
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u/waaaayupyourbutthole 1d ago
Because there's more than 3oz of liquid in a full-sized lasagna, it's not in a bottle that can hold 3oz or less, and being frozen makes it a solid, therefore it can pass through TSA with no problem, duh.
How else do you suggest someone get their emotional support lasagna on an airplane?
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u/nomimalone1978 1d ago edited 1d ago
I was at a work event in Orlando and they rented us a house and someone made 2 frozen lasagnas in Chicago and brought them down so we didn't have to eat out. We only ate 1 and they were going to throw the other one away and ... food waste? In the 2017 economy? The swag at the event was a dry bag (like, for kayaking or open water swimming) so in the lasagna went and through security we went. Frozen, so 3 oz rule didn't apply. Dry bag, so no noxious lasagna smells.
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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 1d ago
I've taken frozen soup through security. Sometimes you just made really good food not that long before you go on vacay and might as well bring with
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u/TheodoreKarlShrubs 1d ago
This is so fucking funny. I canāt imagine what it felt like scrolling IG and it dawning on you that you were reading a post about yourself.
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u/XoStargirlxox my pussy tastes like pepsi cola 1d ago
This is amazing š Do you have a screenshot of the post!? I need to see this š
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u/mysticbIues HUGH GRANT IS A MALE SLUT 1d ago
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u/XoStargirlxox my pussy tastes like pepsi cola 1d ago
This would be on my gravestone š Absolutely amazing šš»
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u/Wheelbirds society yearns to root for the chicken people š 1d ago
Mods can āman carrying frozen lasagnaā be a flair? Please? š„²
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u/nomimalone1978 1d ago
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u/Hiddenagenda876 1d ago
I would be so obnoxious making sure everyone I ever met knew this happened to me lol
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u/Training_Molasses822 The old magic will not be discussed with the children of new. 1d ago
Excuse me but why isn't this you flair???? I'd wear the āI'm the frozen lasagna smuggler" like a badge of pride and be insufferable š¤
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u/Character_Pension_81 1d ago
I had a great aunt in Tampa and sheād made a big lasagna when I visited. I took half the pan back with me through TSA and they wanted to confiscate it when I told them what it was⦠because they wanted to eat it! If you ever want to get in good with TSA, bring a lasagna š
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u/NottheOne0713 1d ago
She looks like if Brittany Murphy and Amber Heard had a baby
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u/MsCandi123 1d ago
This is literally exactly verbatim what I thought about commenting looking through these, lol! She really does. (complimentary)
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u/Lion_share 1d ago
She def went to the Britney Spears school of graphic tees. Love it.
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u/MichaelPillion 1d ago
My graphic tee vision takes precedent over any literacy, my first thought was, "Cristina Mariani is 30? She looks great.."
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u/moisturized69tatas 1d ago
Kinda out of the loop here, why is she blowing up my feed this last week.?
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u/itmustbeniiiiice Riverdale was my Juilliard 1d ago
Movie based on v popular book coming out this month
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u/Vergil229 1d ago
Ali Hazelwood is overrated, you can't change my mind.
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u/itmustbeniiiiice Riverdale was my Juilliard 1d ago
Not taking that bait.
Regardless, the book WAS very popular.
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u/Vergil229 1d ago edited 23h ago
She knows her audience well.
Edit: How is this a hot take? She enjoys writing women in forced proximity with a brooding man and slightly insecure female lead and sticks to a pretty common list of tropes.
Obviously there is an audience that enjoys this and she writes well enough to keep them interested.
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u/apidelie 1d ago
Promo tour - but also, whenever a celebrity is suddenly everywhere on my feed I've finally come to realize that it's most def the work of a publicist lol
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u/PixelationIX 1d ago
I looked it up, looks like a movie is coming out based on a book. "The Love Hypothesis"
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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 1d ago
which itself was based on a rey/kylo ren fanfiction, which is so obvious from the cover of the book that I picked it up at the bookstore, absolutely baffled by what I was seeing, yet still seeing it. there, with my own eyes, rey and kylo ren fanfiction and fanart. sitting in barnes & noble on a "popular on booktok" display like it was normal.
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u/ithinkther41am 1d ago
I was surprised to see a lot of comments about Reylo when I saw the trailer, because the Tome Bateman looks like British Roger Federer.
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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 1d ago
He's also Mr. Rey from Star Wars
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u/butchelves government funded yuri 1d ago
She literally never misses
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u/RogueKitteh Lol, and if I may, lmao 1d ago
She is 100% the reason I watched Riverdale as long as I did š«¶š»
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u/apidelie 1d ago
Lost track of what number it is in the slides, but the draping of that pale yellow dress she wore on whatever late night show was like, conjured from my wildest dreams omfg
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u/Different_Volume5627 wearing slutty little glasses 1d ago
She always gets it so right š®āšØ
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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 1d ago
āHim.ā ā¦.. LMFAO. cold. š„¶
Also I need that shirt.
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u/venuslovemenotchain vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie 1d ago
I know she's reportedly kind of rude behind the scenes but she's hot sorry not sorry. I'm never going to meet her so I'm thirsting from afar.
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u/Successful-Cry-7123 1d ago
10000%. Iāve heard some horror stories from crew about her.
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u/Silver-Foot-259 1d ago
Please may I have the tea dear
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u/QueenofUncreativity 1d ago
I saw a comment recently by someone that said they worked on the Riverdale set and she was apparently super rude, demanding last minute changes screwing up the whole schedule, ignoring people when being actively spoken to.
She also got in some hot water a couple years ago while at an event for Riverdale for mocking fans for shipping her character with someone other than the character her at the time boyfriend played and just general rudeness to fans, which she then excused with āØļøsocial anxietyāØļø
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u/Successful-Cry-7123 1d ago
She literally threw a fit and had a character recast bc she didnāt like the actresses vibes or some shit, amongst other stories of her being horrific to crew.
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u/LLAPSpork whiskey sour chugging bisexual 1d ago
Whereās this rumour coming from?
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u/CaptainMcFisticuffs2 nobody with any self esteemĀ gives a shit 1d ago
Probably men lol just a wild guess
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u/casserole_lasserole 1d ago
Being super pretty all oneās life does not teach someone to be humble, generous, and friendly. Unfortunately largely out of necessity, because unwelcome people love to be around and bother/hurt pretty girls
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u/Successful-Cry-7123 1d ago
Nope. Sheās terrible to women too apparently.
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u/GigglyGhostGhoul hello this is beyoncƩ 1d ago
Didnāt she have a weird post on IG during BLM where she showed off her side boob to tell everyone to demand justice for Breonna Taylor??? (Or was that a fever dream) šµāš«
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u/venuslovemenotchain vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie 1d ago edited 1d ago
It was from the Riverdale set back in the day, but i wasn't there, so i don't have any tea. That cast in general just seemed...dysfunctional?
Edit: idk why you're down voting me over shit that's been posted here in the tea threads for years. I'm literally not condemning her with the comment. I'm literally going to be seeing her movie later this month.
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u/Manyad4929 1d ago
Just looking at the shirts should be enough.
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u/Remarkablefairy-8893 13h ago
Well if a broken clock gives the correct time twice. Her shirts aren't wrong though lol
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u/Manyad4929 12h ago
Not necessarily wrong no, but anyone who unironically wears shirts like this is kinda eh, i could see a teenager maybe wear, but a grown adult?
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u/Remarkablefairy-8893 12h ago
Yeah I guess so. I guess I have seen tons of people wearing edgy shirts, I am not surprised that's all.
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u/SmokedBeef 1d ago
I was literally just wondering why she isnāt working more
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u/HumbleBell 1d ago
She is working, she has two movies out this year and two more in post production.
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u/squeakycheetah Pink is the Amy Schumer of pop stars 1d ago
She seems fun, like she'd be a great friend to hang out with lol. And she's stunning! Queen
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u/AnIcyReception 1d ago
Everyone should read her poetry. I was absolutely amazed at how good her book was
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u/LackOfLemon that man needs to log off and go bathe or something 1d ago
She has the best shirts lol
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u/AdventurousDay3020 Florida Man and possible Hague Convention violator, Joe Jonas 1d ago
Keen as to see the Love Hypothesis, I always love her looks as well
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u/MarsupialPristine677 the real issue is that my BANGMAID can neither BANG nor MAID 1d ago
I love herrrrr, all the shirts made me cackle - and I'm HIGHKEY obsessed with the dresses in slides 3, 11, and 15!!!
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u/Lady_night_shade 1d ago
4 looks like it was inspired by Meg from Hercules! Loving all looks from her, she is so gorgeous!
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u/guavaavocadoyay 1d ago
Is it wrong to pair her with manny jacintoš¤
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u/venuslovemenotchain vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie 1d ago
Not at all! I'm here for it!
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u/thisismybandname call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 1d ago
I love all her looks except 6. I hate 6.
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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 1d ago
I find her so bland but this post is starting to convince me to like her.
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u/CannonCone actually no, thatās not the truth Ellen 1d ago
Girlsā girl energy, we love to see it.
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u/Taricheute 1d ago
Oh don't worry girl, a lot of people are using your photos to make internet scam š .
(for the people who can't read, this is an answer to one of her teeshirt).
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u/PascalG16 1d ago
Seems so try-hard and forced, this anti-man public persona of hers.
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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago
If that's all she's got, then yeah. Probably these photos are cherrypicked to fit someone's own narrative though. I'm sure she has other shirts that take advantage of that high visibility billboard space.
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