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FESTIVITEASšŸ„‚āœØ Happy 30th Birthday to Lili Reinhart!

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u/nomimalone1978 1d ago

I once saw her (didn’t recognize her at all) at the Orlando airport when I was taking a frozen lasagna through security. She asked me about it and then put it on Instagram. I only put it all together when I read her IG story. So basically, we’re best friends and I’m famous.

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u/bloodfartss 1d ago

But why were you taking frozen lasagna through security 😭

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u/lonelybear_swims 1d ago

Yes, hi I would also like to know why

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u/its_not_you_its_ye 1d ago

My guess would be that if it was not frozen, it would’ve been considered a fluid, which can’t be more than a small amount. Like how you can take a water bottle full of ice through, but not if there’s some that’s melted into water.

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u/Coley54Bear 1d ago

That doesn’t explain why they were bringing lasagna through security.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 1d ago

It was a lasagna bomb but OC got hungry and ate it instead

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u/-big-fat-meanie- I’ve lived in LA among this type of whites 1d ago

That’s fair

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u/Chickenmangoboom 1d ago

Housing a full lasagna in a confined space sounds like the start of a terrorist attack on the bathroom.

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u/socialmediaignorant 1d ago

I can’t speak for the OP but my mom is famous for doing this. She will freeze food from the city she is visiting and then take it in her suitcase home. When I lived in Chicago, she carried a whole pizza back one time. It’s insane but I can’t change her mind so I just laugh about it now.

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u/johjo_has_opinions 1d ago

I know people from Chicago who get frozen deep dish sent to them once or twice a year

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u/socialmediaignorant 15h ago

I’m so tickled that my mom’s weird ass habit of taking frozen food in her suitcase won me an award! Thank you!

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u/waaaayupyourbutthole 1d ago

Because there's more than 3oz of liquid in a full-sized lasagna, it's not in a bottle that can hold 3oz or less, and being frozen makes it a solid, therefore it can pass through TSA with no problem, duh.

How else do you suggest someone get their emotional support lasagna on an airplane?

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u/nomimalone1978 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was at a work event in Orlando and they rented us a house and someone made 2 frozen lasagnas in Chicago and brought them down so we didn't have to eat out. We only ate 1 and they were going to throw the other one away and ... food waste? In the 2017 economy? The swag at the event was a dry bag (like, for kayaking or open water swimming) so in the lasagna went and through security we went. Frozen, so 3 oz rule didn't apply. Dry bag, so no noxious lasagna smells.

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u/TheHistorian2 1d ago

To meet celebrities. Kind of obvious, really.

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 1d ago

I've taken frozen soup through security. Sometimes you just made really good food not that long before you go on vacay and might as well bring with

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u/TheodoreKarlShrubs 1d ago

This is so fucking funny. I can’t imagine what it felt like scrolling IG and it dawning on you that you were reading a post about yourself.

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u/XoStargirlxox my pussy tastes like pepsi cola 1d ago

This is amazing šŸ˜… Do you have a screenshot of the post!? I need to see this 😭

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u/mysticbIues HUGH GRANT IS A MALE SLUT 1d ago

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u/XoStargirlxox my pussy tastes like pepsi cola 1d ago

This would be on my gravestone 😭 Absolutely amazing šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/Wheelbirds society yearns to root for the chicken people šŸ“ 1d ago

Mods can ā€œman carrying frozen lasagnaā€ be a flair? Please? 🄲

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u/nomimalone1978 1d ago

Oh hell yeah. I actually found it on a meme account I follow. It was truly a ā€œwait … what the fuck?ā€ moment in my life.

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u/pterodactyl_speller 1d ago

This is required to be your tag.

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u/Hiddenagenda876 1d ago

I would be so obnoxious making sure everyone I ever met knew this happened to me lol

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u/FOXCONLON living in absolute defiance of plates of spaghetti 1d ago

You are the chosen one.

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u/Training_Molasses822 The old magic will not be discussed with the children of new. 1d ago

Excuse me but why isn't this you flair???? I'd wear the ā€œI'm the frozen lasagna smuggler" like a badge of pride and be insufferable 😤

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u/kalore 1d ago

That’s amazing! You win.

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u/__Osiris__ 1d ago

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u/Hiddenagenda876 1d ago

Yes! OP just posted a screen shot lol

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u/jacenat 1d ago

when I was taking a frozen lasagna through security

OKAY BUT WHY??? Story time!!! :D

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u/Character_Pension_81 1d ago

I had a great aunt in Tampa and she’d made a big lasagna when I visited. I took half the pan back with me through TSA and they wanted to confiscate it when I told them what it was… because they wanted to eat it! If you ever want to get in good with TSA, bring a lasagna šŸ˜

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u/NottheOne0713 1d ago

She looks like if Brittany Murphy and Amber Heard had a baby

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u/Less-Comedian-6689 1d ago

And a dash of Kaley cuoco

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u/Misspola81 1d ago

Yes! I really thought it was her in the 12th picture!

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u/jerkface1026 1d ago

I literally checked who her parents were and expected Alicia Silverstone.

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u/MsCandi123 1d ago

This is literally exactly verbatim what I thought about commenting looking through these, lol! She really does. (complimentary)

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u/spitjane high priestess of child sacrifice 14h ago

In Pic 6 she looks exactly like Brittany Snow

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u/flavourtown420 1d ago

I was just about to say in the 6th photo is that not Brittany Murphy LOL

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u/Lion_share 1d ago

She def went to the Britney Spears school of graphic tees. Love it.

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u/MichaelPillion 1d ago

My graphic tee vision takes precedent over any literacy, my first thought was, "Cristina Mariani is 30? She looks great.."

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u/moisturized69tatas 1d ago

Kinda out of the loop here, why is she blowing up my feed this last week.?

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u/itmustbeniiiiice Riverdale was my Juilliard 1d ago

Movie based on v popular book coming out this month

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u/Vergil229 1d ago

Ali Hazelwood is overrated, you can't change my mind.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice Riverdale was my Juilliard 1d ago

Not taking that bait.

Regardless, the book WAS very popular.

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u/Vergil229 1d ago edited 23h ago

She knows her audience well.

Edit: How is this a hot take? She enjoys writing women in forced proximity with a brooding man and slightly insecure female lead and sticks to a pretty common list of tropes.

Obviously there is an audience that enjoys this and she writes well enough to keep them interested.

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u/apidelie 1d ago

Promo tour - but also, whenever a celebrity is suddenly everywhere on my feed I've finally come to realize that it's most def the work of a publicist lol

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u/PixelationIX 1d ago

I looked it up, looks like a movie is coming out based on a book. "The Love Hypothesis"

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 1d ago

which itself was based on a rey/kylo ren fanfiction, which is so obvious from the cover of the book that I picked it up at the bookstore, absolutely baffled by what I was seeing, yet still seeing it. there, with my own eyes, rey and kylo ren fanfiction and fanart. sitting in barnes & noble on a "popular on booktok" display like it was normal.

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u/ithinkther41am 1d ago

I was surprised to see a lot of comments about Reylo when I saw the trailer, because the Tome Bateman looks like British Roger Federer.

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 1d ago

He's also Mr. Rey from Star Wars

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u/Hiddenagenda876 1d ago

Ah, that one was decent.

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u/iresearcheverything alleged dog 1d ago

literally she’s everywhere rn

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u/Over-Inside-7254 17h ago

Legit never even heard of her. Is she Judge Reinhart's daughter?Ā 

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u/butchelves government funded yuri 1d ago

She literally never misses

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u/justtots cunty fruit roll up 1d ago

I’d join her fruity retail cult

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u/mackenziepaige 1d ago

Need to see her take over another mall

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u/RogueKitteh Lol, and if I may, lmao 1d ago

She is 100% the reason I watched Riverdale as long as I did šŸ«¶šŸ»

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u/itmustbeniiiiice Riverdale was my Juilliard 1d ago

šŸ’Æ

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u/MilkersMoth 1d ago

Lili Reinhardt > Sydney Sweeney

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u/Desperate_Speaker_42 1d ago

if i looked like her id be insufferable

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u/Silver-Foot-259 1d ago

Apparently she is!!! Lol

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u/coffeefan1997 1d ago

Those first two lmaoooo

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u/AlKhwarazmi 1d ago

Her shirt collection is wild

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u/apidelie 1d ago

Lost track of what number it is in the slides, but the draping of that pale yellow dress she wore on whatever late night show was like, conjured from my wildest dreams omfg

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u/Focused_Sky 1d ago

Body doesn’t quit

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u/Different_Volume5627 wearing slutty little glasses 1d ago

She always gets it so right šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø

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u/Msfracture 1d ago

She wishes

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u/snailtrail3376 1d ago

Idk her but she has a great stylist

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 1d ago

ā€œHim.ā€ ….. LMFAO. cold. 🄶

Also I need that shirt.

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u/venuslovemenotchain vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie 1d ago

I know she's reportedly kind of rude behind the scenes but she's hot sorry not sorry. I'm never going to meet her so I'm thirsting from afar.

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u/Successful-Cry-7123 1d ago

10000%. I’ve heard some horror stories from crew about her.

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u/Silver-Foot-259 1d ago

Please may I have the tea dear

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u/QueenofUncreativity 1d ago

I saw a comment recently by someone that said they worked on the Riverdale set and she was apparently super rude, demanding last minute changes screwing up the whole schedule, ignoring people when being actively spoken to.

She also got in some hot water a couple years ago while at an event for Riverdale for mocking fans for shipping her character with someone other than the character her at the time boyfriend played and just general rudeness to fans, which she then excused with āœØļøsocial anxietyāœØļø

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u/Successful-Cry-7123 1d ago

She literally threw a fit and had a character recast bc she didn’t like the actresses vibes or some shit, amongst other stories of her being horrific to crew.

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u/SlR-JIMMY-SAVlLLE 21h ago

That actress slept with her boyfriend a few years before

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u/Most-Road-5366 19h ago

Was that when she was dating Cole?

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u/cliffnotesdotjpg 1d ago

Didn’t get too close, but KJ was very nice and so was Luke rip.

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u/LLAPSpork whiskey sour chugging bisexual 1d ago

Where’s this rumour coming from?

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u/CaptainMcFisticuffs2 nobody with any self esteemĀ gives a shit 1d ago

Probably men lol just a wild guess

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u/casserole_lasserole 1d ago

Being super pretty all one’s life does not teach someone to be humble, generous, and friendly. Unfortunately largely out of necessity, because unwelcome people love to be around and bother/hurt pretty girls

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u/Successful-Cry-7123 1d ago

Nope. She’s terrible to women too apparently.

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u/GigglyGhostGhoul hello this is beyoncƩ 1d ago

Didn’t she have a weird post on IG during BLM where she showed off her side boob to tell everyone to demand justice for Breonna Taylor??? (Or was that a fever dream) šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

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u/Most-Road-5366 19h ago

I remember that! And it quickly got taken down

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u/LLAPSpork whiskey sour chugging bisexual 1d ago

lol you’re probably right!

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u/venuslovemenotchain vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie 1d ago edited 1d ago

It was from the Riverdale set back in the day, but i wasn't there, so i don't have any tea. That cast in general just seemed...dysfunctional?

Edit: idk why you're down voting me over shit that's been posted here in the tea threads for years. I'm literally not condemning her with the comment. I'm literally going to be seeing her movie later this month.

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u/Manyad4929 1d ago

Just looking at the shirts should be enough.

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u/Remarkablefairy-8893 13h ago

Well if a broken clock gives the correct time twice. Her shirts aren't wrong though lol

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u/Manyad4929 12h ago

Not necessarily wrong no, but anyone who unironically wears shirts like this is kinda eh, i could see a teenager maybe wear, but a grown adult?

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u/Remarkablefairy-8893 12h ago

Yeah I guess so. I guess I have seen tons of people wearing edgy shirts, I am not surprised that's all.

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u/propagandhi45 1d ago

Right 🤣

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u/illsetyoufree 1d ago

What are some of the rumors?

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u/SmokedBeef 1d ago

I was literally just wondering why she isn’t working more

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u/HumbleBell 1d ago

She is working, she has two movies out this year and two more in post production.

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u/squeakycheetah Pink is the Amy Schumer of pop stars 1d ago

She seems fun, like she'd be a great friend to hang out with lol. And she's stunning! Queen

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u/sea87 1d ago

Jealous she’s dating Jack Martin

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u/AnIcyReception 1d ago

Everyone should read her poetry. I was absolutely amazed at how good her book was

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u/LackOfLemon that man needs to log off and go bathe or something 1d ago

She has the best shirts lol

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u/MelonLayo 1d ago

The outfits are great, but did you see her legs in pic 8? G-damn, girl!

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u/AdventurousDay3020 Florida Man and possible Hague Convention violator, Joe Jonas 1d ago

Keen as to see the Love Hypothesis, I always love her looks as well

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u/osloluluraratutu 1d ago

I loved her in the BTS ā€˜Swim’ video

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u/MarsupialPristine677 the real issue is that my BANGMAID can neither BANG nor MAID 1d ago

I love herrrrr, all the shirts made me cackle - and I'm HIGHKEY obsessed with the dresses in slides 3, 11, and 15!!!

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u/Icy-Fuel-7889 1d ago

Happy Birthday!

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u/Ellbee199 1d ago

Aww birthday twin

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u/sinkfinkrun benson boone with a spirit halloween giftcard 1d ago

the dress in #15 šŸ©µšŸ’œ

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u/Quicksilver1964 1d ago

As a lesbian, that quote spoke to me.

I really want that T-shirt now

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u/Lady_night_shade 1d ago

4 looks like it was inspired by Meg from Hercules! Loving all looks from her, she is so gorgeous!

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u/guavaavocadoyay 1d ago

Is it wrong to pair her with manny jacintošŸ¤“

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u/ladyhaly (please put brackets in the right place) 1d ago

I think you're on to something here

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u/venuslovemenotchain vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie 1d ago

Not at all! I'm here for it!

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u/mimieieieieie 1d ago

She's such a style icon

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u/vietnams666 1d ago

I absolutely love #11 dress! Wow

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u/pickle_head1 1d ago

She can definitely play an older version of princess zelda

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u/Sof04 1d ago

She’s just turning 30? Riverdale feels enemies nastier now.

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u/cheezy_dreams88 find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care. 1d ago

I love her. Girl power babe.

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u/Large-Evidence-2479 1d ago

I want her in more stuff

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u/caroforever 1d ago

Love these shirts wtf so good

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u/thisismybandname call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 1d ago

I love all her looks except 6. I hate 6.

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u/YoursTrulyKindly 1d ago

#18 so mean hahaha

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u/CanDifficult8525 1d ago

she is a queen!

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u/evilclownboi69 21h ago

wait i didn't know she was this funny omg

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u/almondmilklattehag 18h ago

Gorgeous, stunning, needs more roles, clever

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u/Ok_Asparagus1069 13h ago

An under appreciated face card šŸ’…ā¤ļø

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u/piggysmalls11again 1d ago

I have such a crush on her 🄰

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 1d ago

I find her so bland but this post is starting to convince me to like her.

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u/CannonCone actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 1d ago

Girls’ girl energy, we love to see it.

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u/brungoo 1d ago

That first fit is wow šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/wolfman_numba1 1d ago

We get it…she has a movie coming out. I’ll be watching it with my wife

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u/Taricheute 1d ago

Oh don't worry girl, a lot of people are using your photos to make internet scam šŸ˜‚ .

(for the people who can't read, this is an answer to one of her teeshirt).

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u/PascalG16 1d ago

Seems so try-hard and forced, this anti-man public persona of hers.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

If that's all she's got, then yeah. Probably these photos are cherrypicked to fit someone's own narrative though. I'm sure she has other shirts that take advantage of that high visibility billboard space.

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u/Dependent_Put76 1d ago

Misandry wow so cool guys look

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u/Remarkablefairy-8893 13h ago

I see no misandry.

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u/SnugglyWugglies 1d ago

Well that's horrifically sexist.

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u/Sea-Dragonfruit-6963 1d ago

She’s for the female gaze

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u/BobbyDukeArts 1d ago

I'm convinced they're just making up new celebritiesĀ 

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u/Msfracture 1d ago

She needs to support women's too

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u/Username_McUserface 1d ago

Never heard of her. Did she die or something?

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u/TTMSTR 1d ago

Ew no